Anyway this abortion thing is a whole different topic.
The fact is guns give a killer an unfair advantage. Would you rather force guns unto everyone even if they would never want to take a human life or get rid of a killing weapon altogether?
Because by allowing someone the right to own a gun that could kill someone from range and putting the onus of responsibility on the victim to have been armed himself and protect himself you're basically saying everyone has to be okay with killing another human being
04-14-2020, 09:49 PM bluesfan55 Wrote:
Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 09:23 PM
cows are fair game when they don't have a conscience
fetuses don't have a conscience, but they should never be aborted
hmmmmmmmm
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 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990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------
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Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 10:23 PM
"Cows are sentient beings, they have feelings, their apparent appearance of docility many simply be an acceptance of their lot in life, docility is often a mark of depression, acceptance or resignation. Cows are not milk making machines spontaneously producing milk at our behest. Like humans, cows in their natural environment and circumstances without human interference lactate only to produce milk for their new born. Cows are very much like ourselves when it comes to their offspring, like us the gestation period is nine months, in their natural environment a calf will suckle for nine to twelve months. Before giving birth in the wild cows will separate themselves from the rest of the herd and hide their calves for several days after giving birth. This is done to prevent intrusion from other females which may interfere with bonding. After only five minutes cows develop a strong bond with their calf so you can understand the trauma of separation, a trauma much like or the same as that experienced by a human mother. Such emotion of this intensity shows that these creatures are sentient, the lament of a cow denied her newborn is one of the most unmistakeable indications of sentience. Here are two stories of the great bond between mother cows and their offspring."
http://www.think-differently-about-sheep.c...mals_Cattle.htm
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Quote: Originally posted by Wasty @Jun 14 2016, 08:26 PM
Hilary would be like getting an ounce of cyanide thinking it was coke
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You see that thing fall and you think that has a conscience? Cows are goddamn robots. They are what the Terminator movies prophesied.
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Quote: Originally posted by Wasty @Jun 14 2016, 09:26 PM
Or like being sold a headache pill under the pretense of it being MD, which definitely hasn't happened to me
EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1404 TPE NAME: Emil Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 230 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71 S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70 S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78 S79 MTL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 198, G: 63, A: 102, P: 165, +/-: -207, H: 219 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S76 MTL: DNQ S77 MTL: DNQ S78 MTL: DNQ S79 MTL: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9 S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73 S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90 TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S72 DET: DNQ S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9 S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15 TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S78: SHL All Star ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes ------------------------------------------------------------ ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED NAME: Isak Sogard BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights ------------------------------------------------------------ KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 82 --------------------------------------------------------- SHL CAREER STATS S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12 S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19 S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23 S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23 S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15 S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27 S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55 S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89 S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47 S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58 S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51 S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57 S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117 TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S54 TEX: DNQ S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2 S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1 S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1 S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6 S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10 S60 MTL: DNQ S61 MTL: DNQ S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8 S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6 S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3 S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6 S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34 TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0 S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47 S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42 S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58 S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5 TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10 S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8 S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10 S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7 TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1 S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5 S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3 S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1 S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0 S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2 S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0 S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0 S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4 S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12 S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12 S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12 S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8 S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6 TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S52: 1st Team All SMJHL S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader) S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader) S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP) S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP) S53: 1st Team All SMJHL S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike) S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S60: All SHL 3rd Team S60: SHL All-Star S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland) S61: SHL All-Star S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee S62: All SHL 2nd Team S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) S62: SHL All-Star S63: SHL All-Star S64: SHL All-Star S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick) S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED NAME: Daniel Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73 S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64 S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60 S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55 S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117 S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41 S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17 S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93 TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58 S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53 S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4 S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3 S42 STL: DNQ ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0 S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12 S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7 S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17 S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12 S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26 S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18 TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule) S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED NAME: Sven Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6 S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5 S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42 S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32 S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13 S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42, S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48, S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28, S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28, S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18, S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36, S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13, TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S26 POR: DNQ S27 POR: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 TOR: DNQ S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7 S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13, S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2, S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8, S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, : S38 TEX: DNQ S39 TEX: DNQ S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ GM AWARDS/HONOURS S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM) S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil ------------------------------------------------------------
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Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Jun 14 2016, 04:08 PMVaping is ok
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Quote: Originally posted by dankoa @Jun 14 2016, 09:31 PM
Or being provided what you thought was weed, but realized later it was the dankest weed ever.
Same thing, right? What are we talking about, again?
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
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Quote: Originally posted by Shutout @Jun 14 2016, 05:33 PM
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I wouldnt kill either of them
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