Mac
Inspired by how I spent my weekend. On Friday a co-worker goes to show me a Youtube video, I lean in to watch and pull a muscle in my lower back, can't transition from sitting, standing, laying without throbbing pain and spasms.
How about you people, any ridiculously stupid ways you have managed to injure yourself?
I've only ever injured myself playing sports. Worst way I don't even know how it happened, but I thought the pain would go away so I played football for a week with really awful pain in my foot/ankle. Had a hairline fracture on my ankle which I guess just came from us practicing on dirt hard as concrete lol
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------
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[S70] - Alekss Ivanova - [NBB|MIN] - 499 TPE Name: Alekss "Nova" Ivanova Birthplace: Ventspils, Latvia Height: 6' 1" Weight: 205 Number: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ [S69] Claimed off waivers by GFG [S69] Traded to NBB [S70] Drafted 31st Overall by MIN ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Accomplishments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: [S69] GP:66|G:17|A:23|P:40|+/-:-16|PIM:12|FO:49.9% ------------------------------------------------------------
I cut off the tip of my thumb on an electric meat slicer last year while trying to slice bread on it. Just lost focus for a second and my thumb slipped off the guard, then suddenly blood everywhere.
Not sure if that's dumber than the many times I've burned myself by forgetting a pot on a stove would be hot enough to be painful, but that's a pretty standard thing in foodservice jobs. It doesn't feel dumb if all your coworkers have done the same thing dozens of times.
Vadim Malichov || C/LW || Kelowna Knights || 342 TPE Name: Vadim Malichov Position: C/LW Number: 18 Height: 5'10" Weight: 170lbs Birthplace: Novokuznetsk, Russia S46: Drafted 18th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
Mac
Quote: Originally posted by WannabeFinn @Jun 27 2016, 03:45 PMI've only ever injured myself playing sports. Worst way I don't even know how it happened, but I thought the pain would go away so I played football for a week with really awful pain in my foot/ankle. Had a hairline fracture on my ankle which I guess just came from us practicing on dirt hard as concrete lol
Oh that's fucked dude. Thought it was a sprain I take it? I broke my right ankle and tried walking it off a few days before I decided to go to the hospital. A plate, eleven screws and three months later I am partially bionic.
Did this once before to my back, trying to block a shot in basketball, jumped up and felt this little "Tick" sound, ate dinner laying on the floor that night.
Mac
Quote: Originally posted by lizzywho @Jun 27 2016, 03:49 PMI cut off the tip of my thumb on an electric meat slicer last year while trying to slice bread on it. Just lost focus for a second and my thumb slipped off the guard, then suddenly blood everywhere.
Nothing like grabbing the handle of a cast iron pan off the stove or a pan straight out of the oven. If you're in food service, eventually your fingers are so blistered, calloused, and scarred you don't feel it anyway do you?
dankoa
Did some bad cartilage damage to my knee falling over while pushing a friend up a hill in a shopping cart when I was wasted once, that stands out
EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1309 TPE NAME: Emil Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 230 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71 S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70 S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78 S79 MTL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 198, G: 63, A: 102, P: 165, +/-: -207, H: 219 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S76 MTL: DNQ S77 MTL: DNQ S78 MTL: DNQ S79 MTL: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9 S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73 S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90 TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S72 DET: DNQ S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9 S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15 TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S78: SHL All Star ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes ------------------------------------------------------------ ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED NAME: Isak Sogard BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights ------------------------------------------------------------ KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 82 --------------------------------------------------------- SHL CAREER STATS S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12 S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19 S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23 S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23 S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15 S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27 S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55 S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89 S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47 S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58 S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51 S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57 S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117 TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S54 TEX: DNQ S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2 S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1 S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1 S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6 S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10 S60 MTL: DNQ S61 MTL: DNQ S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8 S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6 S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3 S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6 S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34 TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0 S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47 S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42 S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58 S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5 TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10 S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8 S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10 S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7 TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1 S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5 S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3 S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1 S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0 S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2 S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0 S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0 S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4 S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12 S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12 S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12 S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8 S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6 TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S52: 1st Team All SMJHL S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader) S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader) S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP) S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP) S53: 1st Team All SMJHL S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike) S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S60: All SHL 3rd Team S60: SHL All-Star S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland) S61: SHL All-Star S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee S62: All SHL 2nd Team S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) S62: SHL All-Star S63: SHL All-Star S64: SHL All-Star S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick) S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED NAME: Daniel Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73 S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64 S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60 S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55 S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117 S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41 S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17 S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93 TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58 S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53 S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4 S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3 S42 STL: DNQ ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0 S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12 S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7 S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17 S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12 S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26 S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18 TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule) S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED NAME: Sven Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6 S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5 S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42 S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32 S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13 S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42, S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48, S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28, S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28, S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18, S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36, S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13, TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S26 POR: DNQ S27 POR: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 TOR: DNQ S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7 S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13, S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2, S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8, S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, : S38 TEX: DNQ S39 TEX: DNQ S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ GM AWARDS/HONOURS S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM) S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil ------------------------------------------------------------
I've broken my middle finger on a couch. Was in a hurry and their wasn't a lot of space. Also when it broke, it also bent my finger out of place. Was fun watching my hand swell up after 4 numb shots in my hand so that the doctor could just force my finger back into the correct position
Edit: Two or three months after the middle finger incident, I slipped on some ice and broke my wrist on the same hand.
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Mattias Holmberg | D | Retired Name: Mattias Holmberg Position: Defense Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Shoots: Right Height: 6'1" Weight: 198 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: Karlstad, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 | MTL | GP: 26 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 11 | S. Blocked: 20 S25 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 1 S26 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 21 | PTS: 31 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 38 | S. Blocked: 42 S27 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 31 | PTS: 40 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 10 | S. Blocked: 48 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs: ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 7 S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 4 S27 | MTL | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 8 | PTS: 12 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 8 | Hits: 20 | S. Blocked: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ S28 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 44 | Hits: 86 | S. Blocked: 58 S29 | LAP | GP: 38 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 43 | S. Blocked: 50 S29 | POR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 22 S30 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 21 | PTS: 32 | +/-: -19 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 27 | S. Blocked: 108 S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 30 | PTS: 43 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 36 | Hits: 50 | S. Blocked: 128 S32 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | PTS: 23 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 58 S33 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 22 | PTS: 22 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 63 S34 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 21 | PTS: 34 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 67 S35 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 26 | PTS: 33 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 4 | S. Blocked: 91 S36 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 14 | PTS: 22 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 32 | S. Blocked: 67 S37 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | PTS: 19 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 24 | Hits: 34 | S. Blocked: 57 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ S32 | NEW | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 20 S33 | NEW | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 19 S37 | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/- -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 15 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: (S27) Named Alternate Captain for Montreal Impact (S27) (S27) Awarded Ron Bolt Trophy in SMJHL for Most Sportsmanlike Player (S31) Named to Third Team All-Stars (S33) Challenge Cup Champion with New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S25) Signed SMJHL $1.5 Million/1 year contract with Montreal Impact(Free Agent) (S25) Traded to Detroit Falcons (S26) Drafted 2nd Round, 24 overall in S26 SHL draft by Los Angeles Panthers (S26) Traded to Montreal Impact with Sven Karlsson (S26) Signed 2 year, $5 Million contract with Los Angeles Panthers (S27) Signed 4 year, $11 Million contract extension with Los Angeles Panthers (S29) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Portland Admirals (S31) Traded from Portland Admirals to New England Wolfpack (S31) Signed 1 year, $3 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S32 (S32) Signed 1 year, $5 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S33 (S33) Signed 2 year, $16 million player option contract with New England Wolfpack (S33) Traded from New England Wolfpack to Seattle Riot (S35) Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon (S36) Signed 2 year, $11 million player option contract with West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed 2 year, $9 million player option contract with Los Angeles Panthers (S38) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Manhattan Rage (S39) Traded from the Manhattan Rage to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------------------------------------ Teams Holmberg Played For: Detroit Falcons, Montreal Impact, Portland Admirals, New England Wolfpack, Seattle Riot, West Kendall Platoon, Los Angeles Panthers, Manhattan Rage, Minnesota Chiefs, Edmonton Blizzard, Hamilton Steelhawks Sulak O'Hritea | F | Retired Justin Keahi| F | Chicago Mob-y Boi Was a Chicago Mob-y Boi Now a Tampa Bay Fishy Boi Philadelphia Forgey Boi until they were meanies >:( Short time as a New England Wolfie Boi Chicago Mob-y Boi but I actually play for them this time
Quote: Originally posted by Private Snowball @Jun 27 2016, 10:52 AM
Pretty much, but my skin does this fun thing where it scars super easily and they never fade. I'm all marked up <_<
I have one giant scar on my forearm from an oil burn– I was training on the fryer station at a fancy joint and we were deep-frying boiled farro, which has a shitload of water in it and made the oil splash everywhere. So this giant splash of 400-degree oil hits my arm, instant 2nd degree burn. The girl who was training me– she was on her very last day so I'm pretty sure she was high– looks at the still-forming blister and goes "Wow, it looks like a dandelion!"
She wasn't wrong, but I was kind of actively burning and needed her to move so I could rinse that shit off right that second. She totally didn't even process that there was pain involved.
Vadim Malichov || C/LW || Kelowna Knights || 342 TPE Name: Vadim Malichov Position: C/LW Number: 18 Height: 5'10" Weight: 170lbs Birthplace: Novokuznetsk, Russia S46: Drafted 18th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
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When I was younger, I fell down to a small ditch while riding around with my bicycle, got some stitches to my shin.
I guess I´m lucky, that is still the ´nastiest´ injury so far in my life.
Quote: Originally posted by Private Snowball @Jun 27 2016, 02:50 PM
i figured it was like shin splints but just in my foot/ankle, didn't think of it as much more than the typical aches and pains that come with any contact sport
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------
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I broke two ribs racing office chairs in the dorm hallway freshman year
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Various chemical spills too. Took 50% hydrogen peroxide on the leg, which hurt a lot, and then chloroform gas to the face, which made me feel really woozy.
The_Mazais
I am really clumsy in real life so injuries isn't anything new for me.
Most of my injuries are from playing football or floorball.
I broke my hip while trying to reach a ball, fucked my knee while playing floorball with cheap knee pads. At that time all those pads seemed the same for me. And most recent one is I fucked my shoulder in January and never visited a doctor about that. Also no one could say what exactly is wrong with my knee. Yea that's about it.
Ou yea, when I was like 4-5 years old I thought that it is good idea to jump from stairs and hit my head to concrete and since then I am almost blind with one eye.
Hoovuh
Tore my lower back and left hamstring by pushing a 200lb+ toolbox on ice trying to get to a jet to fix it. Slipped on the ice and that tore my lower back. Then the toolbox fell on top of my leg and pinned it, tearing my hamstring. Still feeling it nearly 3 years later.
While playing basketball, jumped for a rebound, got it and fell on my friends foot, stumbled and hit my head on the pole. Got a concussion, now I feel a bit weird all the time.
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