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[b]Questions[/b]
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
What do you value most in a team?
Quick, tell me a joke!
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
[b]Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired[/b]
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Do you know anybody on WKP?
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
How much does money matter to you?
[b]Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.[/b]
Favorite NHL team:
Hobbies:
Xbox/PS4/Steam ?
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
Well, my draftmates usually have more to say about me than I do myself, frankly, but uh. My player doesn't stand out, but maybe I, as a member, do. t'm hardworking, I guess? Kept myself at the top of TPE rankings in our draft, started the first podcast of our draft class iirc, I run the rookie Discord, and they mostly all kind of consider me Mom. I take care of people.
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
From what I hear, the locker room is pretty great! You're not a mess of a team standings-wise and I love the team concept/colors/location, etc. I think I'd be really happy with the Platoon.
What do you value most in a team?
I value a good locker room. I want to have good friendships, I want management that I can trust. Success would be awesome, but not my priority.
Quick, tell me a joke! My rookie season.
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Statwise, Zallerras Szlerchek.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
Probably a few seasons, but I'm dedicated to putting in the work for that to happen.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
I'm fine with whatever you do with me. Whatever you think would be most appropriate.
Do you know anybody on WKP?
I know of Maximova, because she's my Russian national teammate. Otherwise, not really.
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
I was actually born thirty minutes out of West Kendall. Dad worked in a hospital in Kendall for a while. Miami heart right here.
How much does money matter to you?
On the site? I mean. I have a lot of it. If I need to have it, I can get it easily with my podcast, if i need to spend it, I can spend it.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want to.
Favorite NHL team:
Washington Capitals
Hobbies: general nerdness, academia, music and old movies, comic continuity, trivia, and using Southern terms of endearment far too often
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
My offensive skills, chirps and the fact I'm the best skater of my draft class.
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
I'm a team player, plus I heard that the WKP locker room is one of the best in the leagues. As well, the position of the WKP isn't that bad, and I would love to be able to play for a contender.
What do you value most in a team?
The Locker Room & the players. If the locker room's bad and the players' attitudes are worse, I probably will struggle. I enjoy getting to know my teammates, so having a fun experience would help solidify me on the team.
Quick, tell me a joke!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Zallerras Szlerchek.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
Give me a couple of minutes.. Haha, in all seriousness, I could use a few seasons before I eventually overtake his performance.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
If you feel like I should, I'll trust your judgement. I'm okay either way/
Do you know anybody on WKP?
Nope.
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Nope.
How much does money matter to you?
It's a secondary motivator.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too. Favorite NHL team: Ottawa Senators Hobbies: Sports, Outdoors, Music Xbox/PS4/Steam ? Steam: Your #1 Benchwarmer
Player Name: Eduard Selich Position: LW/RW would be down to switch to Center if you really need me to Minor League Team: Link to Profile Page: Don’t be too lazy, just look at my glorious sig ; Link to Update Page: Don’t be too lazy, just look at my glorious sig ; Questions Why do you always steal the 1st rounders from poor SHL teams like Buffalo?
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I am the biggest LR cancer you can have on your team just ask RED Nah I am the excact opposite and a memer. I am german, that makes me special sadly not a unicorn but still special. I am the biggest TPE whore you will see and I already hate myself for missing to sign up for Fantasy. I aim to have more than 1,5k maybe even 2k TPE tbh. Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
I heard that you will have 3 forwards hitting regression next season. It looks like that there will be a spot open soonish(about 3-4 seasons I guess) and I would like to fill that spot ;. I also listened to Jogurtaa’s and LB’s podcast and to be honest I really liked their personalities, so if they are kind of representative to WKP I would fkn love to join you in the LR What do you value most in a team?
No Drama. I just fkn hate drama. I mean it is nice to see drama as long as you are not a part of that. Other than that I value the LR a lot and of course winning in the long run because I believe that for example TOR will be pretty pissed about not being in the playoffs with that stacked team. Quick, tell me a joke!
Merica (you know the player) Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Oliver Pettyfer How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
I mean first of all I will actually hit people. Well assuming Jogurtaa will not retire in that time probably around 4 seasons TPE-wise but I actually do not know how many TPE will be lost due to regression. I just plan to have 1k TPE in season 35.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Yes, I actually want to play 2 more seasons in the SMJHL if possible and have my SHL rookie season with like 650-700+ TPE. I would be down to be called up after 1 season if you really need me. Do you know anybody on WKP?
I sadly do not know anyone on WKP. Just heard only positive stuff about y’all. Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
I actually did not have to ,because someone posted the location of WKP on the site. How much does money matter to you?
Just so I can do my training ,equip and eventual redistribution or strength weakness change. You know I am a TPE whore. Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Do not have one but I like the Avs,Stars.
Hobbies: Gym, Gaming in general and I am a bit of an history nerd.
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? Steam: Tomen
Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I’m Latvian.
I appreciate bad puns.
One of the rare defensive defenders in this draft. Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
Cuz WKP is bae and I know a few people there
I just really want to play there okay.
Also someone has to eventually take Bojo Bisquick's spot, eh? What do you value most in a team?
Funny, helpful LR. I believe that a nice LR atmosphere just makes being in the SHL even more enjoyable. Quick, tell me a joke!
Here you have a dank meme Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Bojo “scrub†Bisqvik
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Petty
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RAAAAAY PEJOOONIIIISSSS How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?Some 2 seasons idk he was a scrub on 3rd line anyways
Tbh, I want to play at the very least for 10 seasons, and preferably around 15. And I want to get as many TPE as possible in that time.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
I want to stay for at least 1 more to help the Militia, and I don’t have any problem staying for 2. Do you know anybody on WKP?
LB&Jogurtaa, we’re teammates in the Latvian league.
Also RD, since he is in MTL’s locker room Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
no How much does money matter to you?
25m/season or gtfo
to be real, would be cool if my team could at least provide me with money for equipment. I am planning on doing articles and stuff, so money is not an issue. But if there’s money to be taken, I’ll take it. Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Not really any, I like many, some of my favs would be Avs, Sens, Sharks, but I really like almost every team except Bruins.
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Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Aug 26 2016, 01:29 PM
[b]OH MY GOD West Kendall is amazing. Just ask our crazy group of people with both new and old. We've been at least 3rd in the east since S25 (when I took over #humblebrag) and we plan to keep it that way.
If you enjoy the site, meeting new people, and winning games West Kendall is the place for you!
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Also it would help if you enjoyed the following:
Conversations about stupid tv shows
Discussions of minutiae about our personal lives
Lots of ragging on Bojo
Multicultural issues and discussions
More ragging on Bojo
Group podcasts and articles
Getting paid like a pauper
Strange gifs and memes
World travel
Player Name:Marc Leclerc Position:D Minor League Team:Detroit Falcons Link to Profile Page: Look in my sig Link to Update Page: Look in my sig Questions
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I think I'm very active in the LR so activity there wouldnt a problem. Also I got the best defense out of all the active rookies this year.
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
I like cats and I heard Bojo likes cats so I think it's a good fit
What do you value most in a team?
An active LR with a positive atmosphere. Winning to obviously but its not as important tome
Quick, tell me a joke!
Toronto's trophy case.
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Bojo's player.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
Probably never. I'm not that good.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Either way is fine
Do you know anybody on WKP?
Ya
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Pris told me so ya
How much does money matter to you?
Not that much I guess
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: the Stars
Hobbies: playing Video games thats it
Xbox/PS4/Steam: Steam - Suir
Player Name: Alex Light Position: Winger (LW/RW) Minor League Team: Kelowna Knights Link to Profile Page: See Signature below Link to Update Page: See Signature below Questions
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I'm chill, I'm loyal to my team, I love asking questions to help me progress better as a player. I feel that In a couple of season i could be one of the major standouts of this draft in terms of points production.
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
I heard that it was a chill place to be. I love me a relaxed community.
What do you value most in a team?
Activity. I don't want to go to a team that barely communicates.
Quick, tell me a joke! The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Zallerras Szlerchek
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
Longer than it takes to cook minute rice.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season? Yes
Do you know anybody on WKP? Yes (ej27)
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it? No
How much does money matter to you? I'd be willing to take less if I feel it's a good environment/community.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Montreal Canadiens
Hobbies: Cooking, Video Games, Skiing.
Xbox/PS4/Steam? WIll share that if I get drafted by WKP
(note: add S50)
JKortesi81 SHL GM
S32, S40, S42, S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Link to Profile Page: No. It's below you. Thats why we have fucking sigs.
Link to Update Page: See above for prior sarcasm.
Questions
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
Probably that I'm hilarious and smart. I'm pretty sure i have the nicest smile and i know i give the warmest hugs in the draft class.
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
Because I want to be drafted by a team that can have the funnies.
What do you value most in a team?
Great LR.
Quick, tell me a joke!
Women Drivers.*
*-bonus if Asian
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
idk, i was busy playing hockey in the SMJHL.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
Probably already am.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Yes. I want to captain the Scarecrows next season and lead them to a Four Star Cup.
Do you know anybody on WKP?
I dont know, maybe? Probably not though. I really only know the fellow Rookies. We should have an ice cream social so i can get to know everyone.
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Fuck no, assumed it was some assfuck barren place in Nova Scotia. FLORIDA DOE. LEZ GO.
How much does money matter to you?
It literally buys happiness. But for real, its important enough to me that I'll do some fun stuff to get it so i can get training, equipment, etc. Gimme dat TPE.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Buffalo Sabres.
Hobbies: gym. Also, skipping the gym, drinking, playing football, wrestling, etc.
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? XBOX FOREVER.
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I'm the perfect draftee. Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
Don't know much about WKP; I intend to fit into whatever team I'm picked by. What do you value most in a team?
Activity and competence. Quick, tell me a joke! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/top/ go find your own Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Zallerras Szlerchek seems like a shoe in How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
However long it takes for me to get a comparable build and a pairing that clicks.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
No preference. Do you know anybody on WKP?
I recognize several names from around the site. Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Nope. How much does money matter to you?
Contract sizes are irrelevant compared to what you can earn from the media. Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Minnesota Wild
Hobbies: Other online stuff
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? PC Master Race checking in, steam ID is Avakael.
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
Some people say I'm funny
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
Because I am the brother <a href='index.php?showuser=1157' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Bojo</a> never realized he had.
What do you value most in a team?
An active and friendly locker room.
Quick, tell me a joke!
Pietra Volkova
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Oliver Pettyfer.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
As long as it takes to cut down my PIMs by 10 from this season.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
I'm not opposed to it, but not insistent on it either.
Do you know anybody on WKP?
I don't think so? I'm probably wrong, though.
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Nope! But hey, I have family near Daytona, so I am totally down with moving to Florida.
How much does money matter to you?
Not much, really. The Podcast I Will Regret Making is my primary source of fake hockey income.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: CAROLINA HURRICANES Y'ALL
Hobbies: I mean, now? The SHL, I guess?
Xbox/PS4/Steam: PS4 uncztevans
Player Name: Tord Yvel Position: Defense Minor League Team: Colorado Mammoths Link to Profile Page: Player page! Link to Update Page:Update Page! Questions
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I block shots and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
I don't know much about SHL but you seem like a good team and i like you'r style.
What do you value most in a team?
Teamspirit.
Quick, tell me a joke!
A guy calls in to work and tell them he can't come in to work because he's sick.
-"Oh well.. How sick are you?"
-"I'm at home fucking my own sister, How fucking sick is'nt that?"
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
Zallettteras?..... Zalattar?....Szlerchez.?. Ah fuck it; Ty justice.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
I'm getting better every day.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Im kinda on the fence about this, It would be fun competing for the four star cup again but if my SHL team needs me then i have no problems with playing in the SHL.
Do you know anybody on WKP?
No
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
"Yes"
How much does money matter to you?
Not much, As long as i got enough for training and such.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Vancouver Canucks
Hobbies: NHL, On and Offroad bikes, Playing bass.
Xbox/PS4/Steam PoksSwe PS4 masterrace
Player Name: Position: Minor League Team: Link to Profile Page: Link to Update Page: Questions
What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
What do you value most in a team?
Quick, tell me a joke!
I know you are all pretty set on goaltenders but I thought I may as well answer anyway. Just to get my name out there and to get to know the people here a bit better.
Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
I'd probably that that would be Zallerras Szlerchek. Points leader for the team, leading a good amount of other stats. Had a great season.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
I mean. Goaltending metrics are a lot different. But I would say about 3 more years of development and I will be a very solid starting goaltender in the SHL.
Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Yes. Simply why be negative about something when you can have a positive outlook on the world. When I was asked if I would make the journey to North America to play hockey, I could have said, "No." But I wouldn't be here in this interview, I wouldn't be playing for a great team like Vancouver and I wouldn't be chasing my dreams. Yes is the obvious answer.
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
As a goaltender in this draft it's pretty much a guarantee that I stay in the SMJHL for at least another season if not two. With only a few teams really needing goaltending at this point in an immediate fashion. I am guaranteed to spend a lot of time in the minors. I think we all are. Lol.
Do you know anybody on WKP?
Nobody at all. I do know you guys are solid at goaltending with Lewis-Flood. So I am more doing this just to expand my radar, talk to teams and just get my name out there.
Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
I did know it was in Florida. So no google was needed. But it's basically an offshoot community from Miami.
How much does money matter to you?
Meh. I get a shit ton from all the huge articles I write. I'm going to probably be at 20m+ prior to the draft. Making money from a contract shouldn't be a huge deal to me.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Colorado Avalanche
Hobbies: Gaming, Linguistics, Other Sports (soccer/football), Writing, Reading, Hiking, Geology, Music. Pretty much an unending list.
Xbox/PS4/Steam? Steam all the way.
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