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S32 Fight Night: Week 5
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S32 FIGHT NIGHT: WEEK 5</div>

After an exciting month of fights, this week comes up with only 2 matches, but both should hopefully be enthralling! We have some of the top fighters on the slate and one new challenger ready to go!

<div align="center">Game 158: Blizzard @ Steelhawks </div>
After his first win of the season, Ieuan Llewellyn was looking for more blood. There was more to this half of the Hamilton enforcer line than previously thought, with the Welsh Welter needing to make an impact at home. Hamilton had been trying to keep in contention with the big dogs in the Eastern Conference, and a win at home against Edmonton would be the icing on the proverbial cake. Ieuan needed to do his part.

"Hey, come over here, Ieuan." He walked to his coach, hoping to get the call to be the point man in the game. "We need a fight early," the coach started, and by that point Ieuan was already walking out of the office, just ready to take his spot on the bench. That one multi-point night was a distant memory, and now Ieuan needed to step back into his role as the main tough guy on ice.

Hamilton got in a line change at the same time as Edmonton, and Ieuan was up. In no time at all, he found the easy target for a cheap shot: Mark Longford. Edmonton always had a soft spot for the soft-spoked point producer, and Llewellyn made sure to catch him at center ice with a brutal shoulder. The only fighter on the Snowflakes in Evgeni Karpotsov took offense to the hit, and the fists started flying immediately.

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Of course, however, it would hit Ieuan immediately that he didn't want to have to be the default fighter type fighter. His usual shots weren't landing, and Karpotsov was taking full advantage of his distraction. As they fell to the ice in confusion, Ieuan let in a few punches get through the refs to Evgeni before things were being pulled away.

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As the stadium clapped in approval of the fight, Ieuan went to the locker room, taken out of the game for the nasty instigating hit. Snapping his twig on the door, he watched as his teammates couldn't even take the motivation to heart, as Ben Dover took a bad penalty and made the Steelhawks go on an even worse penalty kill. The 2 powerplay goals by Edmonton killed the mood and Hamilton lost. Ieuan's draw didn't help, so really, there were 2 L's taken.
RESULT: Draw

<div align="center">Game 159: Jets @ Stampede </div>
The campaign for the Turd Ferguson is about a third of the way through, and Big Manious wasn not winning the race. While other fighters were taking the PIMs with instigations, Big wasn't really doing it as much as he wanted to. The Jets expect a certain level of goonery from their resident pseudo-sasquatch, and Big owned his team role as the main PIM owner. Playing in Buffalo needed to be a win, and Big's PIMs needed to be tasteful.

Thank god the Jets were doing well this game, as Big didn't really need to start any shit to get his team motivated. Winnipeg was passing the puck well on the road, and were able to get things started on the scoring front with a goal from Travis Kudleychuk. This wasn't sitting well with the Stampede, a young squad that was trying to take on the league as a quick rebuilding team, and Dickie Pecker was more agitated than usual.

Big found this a bit funny, for obvious reasons. The jokes were making themselves. "Hey, Richard, feeling a bit deflated? Maybe the team's just a bit dysfunctional, huh?" Dickie had been hearing the jokes his entire life, and Big's instigation was not really helping. Finally, Big dropped the gloves on a skate out and mentioned something about "not needing protection to take on this dick" and Pecker was properly warmed up for the roll in the hay.

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The two were entangled toward center ice, and Big was getting a few good punches out of the battle. Dickie was really just holding on for dear life, trying to find out where he could bury his hands on Big, and not really finding a good opening. Big was getting the rejection on hard, and not much was getting done in this "scrap."

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The refs were taking Dickie's side on the instigation thing, and for good reason: Big really took the low road with the jokes, and was subsequently given the hook for such a bad routine and no punchline. The game ended with a thriller in overtime, and as Big watched from the TV in the luxury box after his game misconduct, the fight and a Jets win won him a great night with two Buffalo broads that liked his Dickie Pecker impression.
RESULT: Draw

CURRENT POWER RANKINGS
1. Renegades - Lord Vader, 2-0-0 (20 pts)
2. Steelhawks - Danny Foster, 0-0-4 (19 pts)
3. Jets - Big Manious, 0-0-3 (18 pts)
4. Steelhawks - Ieuan Llewellyn, 1-0-1 (17 pts)
5. :admirals: - Kelly Rivet, 0-1-3 (16 pts)
6. Chiefs - Chernika Banananov, 1-2-0 (15 pts)
7. Dragons - Alex Mack, 0-0-2 (11 pts)
7. Rage - Wyatt Wollker, 0-0-2 (11 pts)
9. Stampede - Steven Stamkos Jr., 1-0-0 (10 pts)
9. Dragons - Jaime Hill, 1-0-0 (10 pts)
9. Jets - Patrik Å atan, 1-0-0 (10 pts)
12. Blizzard - Evgeni Karpotsov, 0-0-2 (8 pts)
12. Panthers - Ryan King, 0-0-2 (8 pts)
12. Wolfpack - Mia Landvik, 0-0-2 (8 pts)
12. Jets - Andris Bukss, 0-0-2 (8 pts)
16. Steelhawks - Pal Vikinsgtod, 0-0-1 (7 pts)
17. Stars - Chester Cunningham, 0-1-1 (5 pts)
18. Stampede - Dickie Pecker, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Stampede - Maximillian Wachter, 0-1-0 (4 pts)
18. Rage - Nucky Toohoots, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Wolfpack - Tim Buckner, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Wolfpack - Brandon Pomery, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Riot - Patrick Brumm, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Renegades - Geoffrey Allen, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Renegades - Cody Black, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Stars - Kjell Eide, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Stars - Sim Browski, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Platoon - Ty Justice, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
18. Platoon - Mikko Linna, 0-0-1 (4 pts)
30. Dragons - Michael Boychuk, 0-1-0 (1 pt)
30. :admirals: - Mattias Wahlstrom, 0-1-0 (1 pt)
30. Platoon - Pietra Volkova, 0-1-0 (1 pt)
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Give half still to <a href='index.php?showuser=1974' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>hockeyis66</a> because the rest of the league can't win as well as Vader
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Hats off to you, mr.mpc for more quality work.

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