<div align="center">Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the S32 SHL Awards Show - the "even a season of Bojo as commish couldn't kill the league" edition!
We're coming to you today from the Madison Square Garden right here in New York City! I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to being here for yet another awards show here tonight! We've got all the great ones up for grabs tonight - The Stevens, the Dar, the Richand, and of course the presentation of the Challenge Cup!
Things will be getting started around 8 PM EST tonight, so hurry on back here to catch all the fun!
But first thing's first - let's check out the stars as they walk down our red carpet!
Challenge Cup
Calgary Dragons
Cole Reinhart (West Champions)
Calgary Dragons
Mathias Chouinard (East Champions)
Manhattan Rage
President's Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Los Angeles Panthers
Mike Honcho Trophy (Lowest GAA)
Brett Broadway
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
Danny Foster
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goals Leader)
Lord Pretty Flacko
Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (Points Leader)
VLAD McZehrl
John McBride (Best Goalie)
Brett Broadway
Timo Haas Robert Andersson
Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
Friedrich Muller
Jasper Clayton Chris Crutchfield
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two Way Forward)
Chester Cunningham
Nathan Russell Kaapo Kekkonen
Aidan Richand Trophy (Breakout Star)
Sebastian Strange
Patrick Brumm Damien Wert
Ryan Jesster Trophy Best Rookie
Timo Haas
Eduard Selich Jean-Luc Refleux
Damien Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated Player)
prettyburn
vbottas17
Merica
Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
Wasty
Eggy216 and lil Kez and Chris-McZehrl
Lance Uppercut Award Best GM
Wasty
Eggy216 and lil Kez and Chris-McZehrl
Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Hunter Wong
Esa Anrikkanen VLAD McZehrl
Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players)
Brett Broadway
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP)
Brett Broadway
VLAD McZehrl Lord Pretty Flacko
Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
Not Awarded
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LW - Rainbow Dash - Updates [img=0x0]https://i.imgur.com/eM6YKiW.gif[/img] Rainbow Dash Fan S24-Present SHL Commissioner S34-S52 New England Wolfpack GM S30-S40 Montreal Milita Co-GM S26-S29
Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Jan 31 2017, 01:57 PM Bojo walks in, peels off the name of one of argar's stevens trophies, and reveals Wagner's name was on it all along! :o
Benson walks in blitzed out of his mind, flips off the commissioner and moons the audience. He then leaves knowing he ain't shit and needs to get more wasted.
Current Player: C - Matthew Leroux [Vancouver Whalers]
Past Player: RW - David Benson [Seattle Riot/First Overall Scrub]
Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Jan 31 2017, 09:57 PM Bojo walks in, peels off the name of one of argar's stevens trophies, and reveals Wagner's name was on it all along! :o
Quote:Originally posted by Muerto@Jan 31 2017, 05:57 PM Oh hey this is being held in Manhattan. Maybe I better get off the couch and put some pants on.
Quote:Originally posted by Muerto@Jan 31 2017, 06:57 PM Oh hey this is being held in Manhattan. Maybe I better get off the couch and put some pants on.
Nah.
I ran out of good cities.
LW - Rainbow Dash - Updates [img=0x0]https://i.imgur.com/eM6YKiW.gif[/img] Rainbow Dash Fan S24-Present SHL Commissioner S34-S52 New England Wolfpack GM S30-S40 Montreal Milita Co-GM S26-S29