XLeafer
this is the worst f*cking draft lottery
Austin Roenick | RW | TPE: 1570 Jersey #58 Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Player Type: Sniper Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments S46 SMJHL Draft: 11th overall S47 SHL Draft: 13th overall Leafer Rielly | RW | WKP | TPE: 1750 | Retired Jersey #85 Height: 6'0" Weight: 190 lbs Player Type: Playmaker Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | ±:-1 | PIM: 5 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:10 | A:19 | P:29 | ±:16 | PIM: 12 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30 | ±:4 | PIM: 6 S34 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:39 | P:65 | ±:20| PIM: 10 Total | GP: 200 | G: 54 | A: 73 | P: 127 | ±: 39 -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | ±: -1| PIM: 0 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10| G: 3| A: 0 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 4 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (Finals) | GP: 20 | G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| ±: -4| PIM: 8 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (1st round) | GP: 6 | G: 4| A: 3| P: 7| ±: 5| PIM: 7 Total | GP: 46 | G: 13 | A: 10 | P: 23 | ±: -3 -------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | ±: -4 | PIM: 6 S36 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | ±: 2 | PIM: 8 S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 1| I P: 30 | ±: 3 | PIM: 8 S38 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 3 | P: 40 | ±: 15 | PIM: 17 S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 31 | P: 46 | ±: 5 | PIM: 45 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | ±: 1 | PIM: 40 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: Total | GP: 300 | G: 74 | A: 127 | P: 201 | ±: +22 -------------------------------------------- S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | ±: -1 | PIM: 0 S36 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | ±: -1 | PIM: 4 S38 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | ±: -5 | PIM: 0 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 6 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: Total | GP: 27 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | ±: -10 -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: WINNINGEST PLAYER IN SHL HISTORY x3 Challenge Cup Champion x2 Four-Star Cup Champion x4 IIHF Gold Silver Medal x2 Bronze Medal x3 SMJHLFS Champion
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Quote: Originally posted by XLeafer @Mar 29 2017, 08:19 PMthis is the worst f*cking draft lottery
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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
XLeafer
HFFO, thanks for getting this done and don't worry about being late; life is more important than this shit.
Jenny
no 1oa pick for kelowna? smfh.
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Olivier Cloutier | RW | New Orleans Specters
Hometown: Lyon, France
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs
Number: 23
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SHL Career Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 G | 20 A | 32 P | -10 | 8 PIM | 54 HIT | 57 HTT | 170 SHT | 7.06 SH% | 15 SB | 19.39 AMG | 0.66 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 G | 18 A | 37 P | +7 | 2 PIM | 5 HIT | 77 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 12 SB | 21.84 AMG | 0.68 P/20
S51 - TBB | 18 G | 15 A | 33 P | -6 | 0 PIM | 13 HIT | 73 HTT | 169 SHT | 10.65 SH% | 16 SB | 21.10 AMG | 0.63 P/20
S52 - TBB | 19 G | 27 A | 46 P | -10 | 12 PIM | 45 HIT | 89 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 18 SB | 25.29 AMG | 0.73 P/20
S53 - TBB | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -17 | 18 PIM | 15 HIT | 127 SHT | 8.66% SH% | 77 SB | 20.01 AMG
S54 - NOL | 23 G | 32 A | 55 P | +12 | 16 PIM | 2 HIT | 204 SHT | 11.27 SH% | 29 SB | 19.19 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 7 HIT | 17 HTT | 35 SHT | 11.43 SH% | 2 SB | 19.64 AMG | 0.51 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +6 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 28 HTT | 64 SHT | 9.38 SH% | 8 SB | 23.04 AMG | 0.41 P/20
S51 - TBB | 4 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 3 HTT | 9 SHT | 22.22 SH% | 1 SB | 19.88 AMG
S52 - TBB | N/A
S53 - TBB | N/A
S54 - NOL | 17 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 42 SHT | 19.05 SH% | 15 SB | 21.10 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S45 - 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +3 | 10 PIM | 35 HIT | 34 HTT | 65 SHT | 9.23 SH% | 5 SB | 11.82 AMG | 0.44 P/20
S46 - 50 GP | 20 G | 18 A | 38 P | +2 | 12 PIM | 64 HIT | 60 HTT | 158 SHT | 12.66 SH% | 8 SB | 20.00 AMG | 0.76 P/20
S47 - 50 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +2 | 18 PIM | 47 HIT | 55 HTT | 165 SHT | 11.52 SH% | 10 SB | 19.05 AMG | 0.88 P/20
S48 - 50 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 P | +4 | 10 PIM | 40 HIT | 56 HTT | 165 SHT | 13.33 SH% | 3 SB | 20.49 AMG | 0.80 P/20
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S45 - 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 7 HTT | 4 SHT | 1 SB | 14.52 AMG
S46 - 11 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +2 | 4 PIM | 15 HIT | 12 HTT | 32 SHT | 1 SB | 17.51 AMG
S47 - 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 6 HTT | 13 SHT | 0 SB | 19.83 AMG
S48 - 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 5 HIT | 10 HTT | 45 SHT | 2 SB | 20.11 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S45: Drafted 3rd overall to the Anchorage Armada
S45: Named captain of WJC Team World
S45: Won WJC gold with Team World
S46: Drafted 3rd overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S46: Signed with TBB (3ssn/$10mil)
S46: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S46: Won WJC silver with Team World
S47: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S47: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S48: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S48: Named captain of WJC Team World
S49: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$6mil)
S49: Won IIHF silver with Team Great Britain
S49: Won the SHL Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best Rookie)
S49: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S51: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$6mil)
S52: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$7mil)
S52: Won IIHF gold with Team Great Britain
S53: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$13mil)
S53: Voted alternate captain of the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S54: Traded to the New Orleans Specters
S54: Won the Challenge Cup with NOLA
S55: Re-signed with NOLA (3ssn/$18mil)
Mia Landvik ♥ D ♥ KEL ♥ NEW ♥ S27-S45 Hometown: Hell, Norway
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 66
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SHL Career Statistics
S30 - 50 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +8 | 81 PIM | 99 HIT | 38 HTT | 24 SHT | 41 SB | 18.47 AMG
S31 - 50 GP | 1 G | 10 A | 11 P | +1 | 39 PIM | 65 HIT | 40 HTT | 22 SHT | 52 SB | 17.61 AMG
S32 - 50 GP | 3 G | 12 A | 15 P | +21 | 93 PIM | 138 HIT | 39 HTT | 34 SHT | 57 SB | 20.72 AMG
S33 - 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +10 | 78 PIM | 132 HIT | 38 HTT | 58 SHT | 59 SB | 23.16 AMG
S34 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +15 | 124 PIM | 116 HIT | 55 HTT | 68 SHT | 72 SB | 23.41 AMG
S35 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | +14 | 111 PIM | 86 HIT | 52 HTT | 61 SHT | 66 SB | 21.32 AMG
S36 - 50 GP | 0 G | 20 A | 20 P | +2 | 96 PIM | 132 HIT | 50 HTT | 44 SHT | 66 SB | 21.16 AMG
S37 - 50 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | -6 | 73 PIM | 132 HIT | 51 HTT | 91 SHT | 68 SB | 22.76 AMG
S38 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +17 | 109 PIM | 207 HIT | 59 HTT | 80 SHT | 57 SB | 22.48 AMG
S39 - 50 GP | 9 G | 26 A | 35 P | -6 | 46 PIM | 212 HIT | 46 HTT | 76 SHT | 62 SB | 22.45 AMG
S40 - 50 GP | 4 G | 30 A | 34 P | +8 | 62 PIM | 205 HIT | 47 HTT | 74 SHT | 59 SB | 21.95 AMG
S41 - 50 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | -14 | 56 PIM | 186 HIT | 65 HTT | 79 SHT | 57 SB | 23.80 AMG
S42 - 50 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | -1 | 64 PIM | 150 HIT | 658 HTT | 60 SHT | 85 SB | 24.98 AMG
S43 - 50 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 | 56 PIM | 144 HIT | 70 HTT | 55 SHT | 67 SB | 23.80 AMG
S44 - 50 GP | 6 G | 23 A | 29 P | -14 | 74 PIM | 176 HIT | 64 HTT | 81 SHT | 68 SB | 24.90 AMG
S45 - 50 GP | 9 G | 32 A | 41 P | +5 | 76 PIM | 170 HIT | 71 HTT | 84 SHT | 70 SB | 24.16 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S30 - 14 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +13 | 10 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 7 SHT | 9 SB | 20.79 AMG
S31 - 19 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +1 | 31 PIM | 30 HIT | 16 HTT | 4 SHT | 14 SB | 18.53 AMG
S32 - 11 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +6 | 8 PIM | 34 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 9 SB | 25.10 AMG
S33 - 18 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +2 | 38 PIM | 40 HIT | 20 HTT | 17 SHT | 26 SB | 24.04 AMG
S34 - 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 | 17 PIM | 32 HIT | 18 HTT | 13 SHT | 29 SB | 25.12 AMG
S35 - 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -5 | 15 PIM | 15 HIT | 15 HTT | 9 SHT | 15 SB | 24.23 AMG
S36 - 18 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 0 | 19 PIM | 44 HIT | 17 HTT | 16 SHT | 31 SB | 22.72 AMG
S37 - N/A
S38 - 7 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 0 | 29 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 14 SB | 20.52 AMG
S39 - 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +1 | 12 PIM | 53 HIT | 17 HTT | 20 SHT | 20 SB | 22.77 AMG
S40 - 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 28 HIT | 7 HTT | 10 SHT | 4 SB | 22.39 AMG
S41 - N/A
S42 - 18 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | -5 | 28 PIM | 63 HIT | 30 HTT | 16 SHT | 26 SB | 26.97 AMG
S43 - N/A
S44 - N/A
S45 - 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 13 HIT | 7 HTT | 3 SHT | 6 SB | 23.63 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S27 - 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | 6 PPP | -3 | 39 PIM | 51 HIT | 31 HTT | 43 SHT | 58 SB | 22.08 AMG
S28 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | 14 PPP | -27 | 58 PIM | 117 HIT | 68 HTT | 64 SHT | 83 SB | 24.75 AMG
S29 - 50 GP | 4 G | 26 A | 30 P | 12 PPP | +5 | 66 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 HTT | 64 SHT | 64 SB | 22.57 AMG
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S27 - 13 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | 2 PPP | +2 | 16 PIM | 16 HIT | 7 HTT | 21 SHT | 12 SB | 22.91 AMG
S28 - 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 1 PPP | -4 | 14 PIM | 16 HIT | 12 HTT | 5 SHT | 8 SB | 23.56 AMG
S29 - 11 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | 2 PPP | +4 | 8 PIM | 22 HIT | 10 HTT | 19 SHT | 11 SB | 23.14 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S27: Signed as a FA with KEL
S27: Won Kelowna Riko Muerto (Unsung Hero) award
S28: Drafted 4th overall to NEW
S28: Signed with NEW (3ssn/$6mil)
S28: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S30: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S30: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S31: Re-signed with NEW (8ssn/$26mil)
S31: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S31: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S33: Voted Alternate Captain of NEW
S33: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S33: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S34: Won SHL Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
S34: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S35: Won IIHF gold with Team Norway
S36: Voted Captain of NEW
S36: Won IIHF Top Defenseman
S36: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S38: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S39: Re-signed with NEW (4ssn/$25mil)
S39: Named Captain of Team Norway
S42: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S43: Re-signed with NEW (1ssn/$3mil)
S44: Re-signed with NEW (2ssn/$6mil)
S45: Nominated for the Scott Stevens (Top D) award
ZzRaven's Robot Bill Nye | Retired GM | Kelowna Knights | ★★★★ x2 S36 | 23-25-2
S35 | 24-23-3
S34 | 23-17-10
S33 | 31-14-5 | Occasus Trophy | Mathias Chouinard Award
S32 | 31-16-3 | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S31 | 30-13-7 | Laurifer Trophy | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S 30 | 33-13-4 | Laurifer Trophy
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| Ryan King | GM | St. Louis Scarecrows | Player: S24 - S37 | GM: S27 - S52| Regular Season Record: (450- 321- 79) Playoff Record: (xxx- xxx- xx) (Missed in S32,33&42) ------------------------------------------------------------ || SMJHL Pre Season || Team: S24 St. Louis Scarecrows 4-5-1 Stats: GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | S: 5 | +/-: -6 | H: 1 | PIM: 0 Team: S25 St. Louis Scarecrows 9-0-1 Stats: GP: 10 | G: 6 | A: 4 | P: 10 | S: 29 | +/-: +2 | H: 6 | PIM: 6 Team: S26 St. Louis Scarecrows 7-1-10 Stats: GP: 18 | G: 3 | A: 1 | P: 4 | S: 55 | +/-: -3 | H: 7 | PIM: 4 Team: S27 St. Louis Scarecrows 4-9-3 Team: S28 St. Louis Scarecrows 9-7-0 Team: S29 St. Louis Scarecrows 8-5-3 Team: S30 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0-0 - Broken Index Team: S31 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0-0 - Broken Index Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 16-7-3 Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 14-9-3 Team: S33 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x ------------------------------------------------------------ || SMJHL Regular Season || Team: S24 St. Louis Scarecrows 31-18-3 Stats: GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | S: 31 | +/-: -10 | H: 6 | PIM: 4 Team: S25 St. Louis Scarecrows 28-3-19 Stats: GP: 50 | G: 24 | A: 28 | P: 52 | S: 167 | +/-: +22 | H: 36 | PIM: 14 Team: S26 St. Louis Scarecrows 15-11-24 Stats: GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 16 | P: 34 | S: 110 | +/-: -9 | H: 33 | PIM: 14 Team: S27 St. Louis Scarecrows 24-26-0 Team: S28 St. Louis Scarecrows 26-19-5 Team: S29 St. Louis Scarecrows 31-14-5 Team: S30 St. Louis Scarecrows 26-18-6 Team: S31 St. Louis Scarecrows 19-27-4 Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 18-27-5 Team: S33 St. Louis Scarecrows 18-25-7 Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x ------------------------------------------------------------ || SMJHL Playoffs || Team: S24 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-4 | 1st Round Elimination S24 Stats: GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | S: 3 | +/-: -1 | H: 1 | PIM: 0 Team: S25 St. Louis Scarecrows 1-4 | 1st Round Elimination S25 Stats: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | S: 11 | +/-: -2 | H: 8 | PIM: 2 Team: S26 St. Louis Scarecrows 6-5 | 2nd Round Elimination S26 Stats: GP: 11 | G: 5 | A: 2 | P: 7 | S: 38 | +/-: 4 | H: 4 | PIM: 4 Team: S27 St. Louis Scarecrows 2-4 | 1st Round Elimination Team: S28 St. Louis Scarecrows 1-4 | 1st Round Elimination Team: S29 St. Louis Scarecrows 12-4 | 4 Star Cup Champions Team: S30 St. Louis Scarecrows 3-5 | 1st Round Elimination Team: S31 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-4 | 1st Round Elimination Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0 | Missed Playoffs Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0 | Missed Playoffs Team: S33 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x ------------------------------------------------------------ || Transactions || Drafted 6th Round 36th Overall By S24 St. Louis Scarecrows Drafted 2nd Round 19th Overall By S25 Seattle Riot ------------------------------------------------------------ || Seasons || S24: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 2nd Overall, 2nd in the East | 65pts. S25: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 3rd Overall, 2nd in the East | 59pts. S26: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 8th Overall, 4th In the East | 41pts. S27: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 7th Overall, 4th In the East | 48pts. S28: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 3rd Overall, 3rd In the East | 57pts. S29: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 1st Overall, 1st In the East | 67pts. S30: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 3rd Overall, 2nd In the East | 58pts. S31: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 8th Overall, 4th In the East | 42pts. S32: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 7th Overall, 4th In the East | 43pts. S33: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 7th Overall, 4th In the East | 41pts. Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts. ------------------------------------------------------------ || Milestones || [S25] Selected as St. Louis Scarecrows Alternative Captain Named St. Louis Scarecrows Co-Gm [S27] Named St. Louis Scarecrows Gm Selected To Team Canada Team Canada Bronze Medal [S28] Team Canada Gold Medal [S29] Laurifer Trophy Oriens Trophy 4 Star Cup Champions Mathias Chouinard Award w/ CRUTCHFIELD [S34] Laurifer Trophy Mathias Chouinard Award w/ JKortesi81 [S35] Laurifer Trophy [S39] Laurifer Trophy Oriens Trophy 4 Star Cup Champions Mathias Chouinard Award w/ JKortesi81 [S43] Oriens Trophy [S44] Oriens Trophy 4 Star Cup Champions [S45] Oriens Trophy 4 Star Cup Champions [S46] 4 Star Cup Champions [S47] Laurifer Trophy [S48] Laurifer Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------
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| Sam Stone | RW | St. Louis Scarecrows | Canada | Grinder | 09 | ------------------------------------------------------------ || SMJHL Pre Season || Team: S60 St. Louis Scarecrows 00-00-00 S60 Stats: GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | S: 7 | +/-: 0 | H: 4 | PIM: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ || SMJHL Regular Season || Team: S60 St. Louis Scarecrows 28-30-08 S60 Stats: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 9 | P: 16 | S: 76 | +/-: -7 | H: 79 | PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ || SMJHL Playoffs || Team: S60 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0 | -- Round -- S60 Stats: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | S: 4 | +/-: -5 | H: 12 | PIM: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ || Transactions || Drafted 1st Round 9th Overall By S60 St. Louis Scarecrows ------------------------------------------------------------ || Seasons || S60: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished -- Overall, -- in the East | --pts. ------------------------------------------------------------ || Milestones || TBD ------------------------------------------------------------ Update Thread |
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Quote: Originally posted by JKortesi81 @Mar 29 2017, 08:43 PMThanks again for this mother fucking piece of shit system. You'd have thought we learned from last season. Clowns.
Somehow, Colorado managed to overcome that travesty last season to make playoffs, while y'all got 1OA and ... ????
Suck it up.
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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Absolute bullshit fucking retarded ass HO in both leagues, change the fucking playoff format or make it so we cant fucking frop below 3 or some shit. Im tired of these retarded ass rules fucking over my teams, literally the stupidest fucking rule thats ever been put in place is this playoff rule then you fuck us over even harder by making it impossible for us to fucking do well in the loterry. Fucking bullshit. cunts
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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
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Quote: Originally posted by kit @Mar 29 2017, 09:03 PMAbsolute bullshit fucking retarded ass HO in both leagues, change the fucking playoff format or make it so we cant fucking frop below 3 or some shit. Im tired of these retarded ass rules fucking over my teams, literally the stupidest fucking rule thats ever been put in place is this playoff rule then you fuck us over even harder by making it impossible for us to fucking do well in the loterry. Fucking bullshit. cunts
Mathematically speaking, it's now easier, not harder, for shit teams to do well in the lottery. It just hasn't happened the last two seasons because it's still a lottery.
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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