Quote: Originally posted by tweedledunn @Jun 27 2017, 07:55 AM
Eryk Siniskaya || Defense || Unsigned || Timo Haas || Goalie || Los Angeles Panthers || Retired/Hall of Fame
c in here talking about tenure like he's ever had a good player lmfao
Quote: Originally posted by probablydrunk @Jun 27 2017, 09:36 AMc in here talking about tenure like he's ever had a good player lmfao
His presence is more valuable than any player could be
Maxy
I mean Draqueens is bad... But not knowing what tenure means deserves all of the facepalms. All of them
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crutch
Seattle fuckin stinks bud
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
Maxy
Seattle? More like F-attle amirite?! Get it? Because they couldn't possibly earn C's in school they would get F's for failure.
Riot? More like Whispers amirite?! Get it? Because riots are usually loud and disruptive and F-Attle couldnt cause more than a whisper.
This is what the SHL has become.
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crutch
Quote: Originally posted by Maxy @Jun 27 2017, 07:56 AMSeattle? More like F-attle amirite?! Get it? Because they couldn't possibly earn C's in school they would get F's for failure.
My favourite part of this is how you explained your "jokes"
7/10 c post, no overreactions to anything or mentioning Houston
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
MWHazard
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Jun 27 2017, 06:59 AM
Meet me at the University of Houston Engineering School so we can not regress our players
#GOJETSGO S32 SHL Draft No. 1 Overall
Max Weber || D#39 || Portland Admirals/Winnipeg Jets ||
Wasty
crutch
Quote: Originally posted by MWHazard @Jun 27 2017, 08:02 AM
Or tamper your players
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
MWHazard
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Jun 27 2017, 07:17 AM
Somebody get suir on da phone to ask where c tampered them
#GOJETSGO S32 SHL Draft No. 1 Overall
Max Weber || D#39 || Portland Admirals/Winnipeg Jets ||
.bojo
Can you guys leave mini penis c alone.
Quote: Originally posted by MWHazard @Jun 27 2017, 07:02 AM
You realize half that mishap is on your team now lol
ztevans
Quote: Originally posted by Bojo @Jun 27 2017, 10:43 AMCan you guys leave mini penis c alone.
*in childish voice* He started it! He called me Loseipeg! Daaaaaad!
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
FourFour
Someone go at someones neck and make SHL fun again
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Akashi SixNine Jr. | TPE: 473 | Detroit Falcons | Hamilton Steelhawks ---------------------------- SIGNINGS/DRAFT ---------------------------- (S61) Drafted 61st Overall by the Detroit Falcons (S61) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Detroit Falcons (S62) Drafted 44th Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks (S62) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S63) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks ---------------------------- SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS ---------------------------- S61 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | PTS: 40 | +/-: -24 | Hits: 95 | SB: 32 S62 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 16 | PTS: 37 | +/-: -54 | Hits: 141 | SB: 47 ---------------------------- SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS ---------------------------- S61 | DET | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/-: E | Hits: 17 | SB: 4 S62 | DID NOT QUALIFY
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