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ZINAIDA TITOVA: PREGGERS????
Tramp hockey player pregnant, father unknown
Deadspin has an exclusive story to bring to you and it turns out that the Russian mobster queen is expecting! A photo revealed her pregnancy and revealed to us why her rookie year was such a bust. How does a mighty SMJHL captain fall so far? Why was there an entire thing on retiring and unretiring? We have those answers for you!
Deadspin has reached out to see what this almost teenage mother is doing and how she could be that irresponsible. There was nothing at first other than some curses in Russian that made everyone who understood blush. Eventually, after being rudely hung up on, Titova's agent called us back and we were given a press release about the situation. It reads as follows:
Zina's pregnancy is nobody's business but her own at this time. She has been in full contact with the Riot management during this time and has been focused on what is best for her and her future children. She is not naming a father at this time because she has yet to put a ring on him and is still convincing him otherwise. She would like to remind everyone that no, it is not Slava Orlov. There is no way in hell and she'd appreciate it if you would all kindly go away.
Of course, we at Deadspin feel like insistence on it not being Orlov's will point him as the obvious choice. Good luck to the expecting parents and we wish everyone at home luck in your gambling pools for who this mystery father is.
...Wait, did she say children?
Maxim Poulin || D || Winnipeg Jets || Kelowna Knights Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 52 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: S38 GP 50, G 6, A 15, +8, PIM 32, HIT 52, SB 27 S39 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S37 GP 6, A 1, -2, PIM 2, HIT 4, SB 4 S38 GP 6, G 2, +1, PIM 0, HIT 5, SB 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Achievements S37 Free Agent Signed to Mammoths S38 8th Overall to the Kelowna Knights S38 Gold Medal Winner as a Rookie - Russia S39 23rd Overall to the Winnipeg Jets S40 Win Four Star Cup S41 Win Four Star Cup S42 Called up to Winnipeg Jets
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Zinaida "Zina" Titova || ex-SFP Co || LW Age: 20 Height: 5'5" Weight: 150 lbs Number: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S34 Made Captain of the Mammoths ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S31 Signed with Montreal Militia S32 Drafted 10th to Colorado Mammoths S33 Drafted 17th to Seattle Riot S35 Traded to Portland S36 MIA with Mob, Retired Jersey retired with Mammoths S38
crutch
Gambling odds:
mpc: 2/1
Viatcheslav Orlov: 4/1
Sylvester Stallone: 8/1
Zach Evans: 10/1
Cameron Urbowitz: 25/1
Patrick Brumm: 50/1
Chris Crutchfield: 100/1
RiFF RAFF: 250/1
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
MWHazard
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Jul 25 2017, 12:21 PMGambling odds:
*shoves money forward*
PUT IT ALL ON RiFF RAFF
#GOJETSGO S32 SHL Draft No. 1 Overall
Max Weber || D#39 || Portland Admirals/Winnipeg Jets ||
crutch
Quote: Originally posted by MWHazard @Jul 25 2017, 01:23 PM
It's a solid bet imo
Never rule him out
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Jul 25 2017, 12:26 PM
I would like to do a 3 leg parlay of Brumm, Crutchfield, and Riff Raff
galatix
To clarify: Zina will be good to go for the next season because the twins will be born by then and offseason takes forever.
Maxim Poulin || D || Winnipeg Jets || Kelowna Knights Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 52 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: S38 GP 50, G 6, A 15, +8, PIM 32, HIT 52, SB 27 S39 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S37 GP 6, A 1, -2, PIM 2, HIT 4, SB 4 S38 GP 6, G 2, +1, PIM 0, HIT 5, SB 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Achievements S37 Free Agent Signed to Mammoths S38 8th Overall to the Kelowna Knights S38 Gold Medal Winner as a Rookie - Russia S39 23rd Overall to the Winnipeg Jets S40 Win Four Star Cup S41 Win Four Star Cup S42 Called up to Winnipeg Jets
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Zinaida "Zina" Titova || ex-SFP Co || LW Age: 20 Height: 5'5" Weight: 150 lbs Number: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S34 Made Captain of the Mammoths ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S31 Signed with Montreal Militia S32 Drafted 10th to Colorado Mammoths S33 Drafted 17th to Seattle Riot S35 Traded to Portland S36 MIA with Mob, Retired Jersey retired with Mammoths S38
crutch
I'm putting my entire life savings on mpc at 2/1
Let's get that $$$$
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
galatix
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Jul 25 2017, 03:32 PMI'm putting my entire life savings on mpc at 2/1
Don't you read
Maxim Poulin || D || Winnipeg Jets || Kelowna Knights Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 52 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: S38 GP 50, G 6, A 15, +8, PIM 32, HIT 52, SB 27 S39 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S37 GP 6, A 1, -2, PIM 2, HIT 4, SB 4 S38 GP 6, G 2, +1, PIM 0, HIT 5, SB 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Achievements S37 Free Agent Signed to Mammoths S38 8th Overall to the Kelowna Knights S38 Gold Medal Winner as a Rookie - Russia S39 23rd Overall to the Winnipeg Jets S40 Win Four Star Cup S41 Win Four Star Cup S42 Called up to Winnipeg Jets
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Zinaida "Zina" Titova || ex-SFP Co || LW Age: 20 Height: 5'5" Weight: 150 lbs Number: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S34 Made Captain of the Mammoths ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S31 Signed with Montreal Militia S32 Drafted 10th to Colorado Mammoths S33 Drafted 17th to Seattle Riot S35 Traded to Portland S36 MIA with Mob, Retired Jersey retired with Mammoths S38
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Quote: Originally posted by galatix @Jul 25 2017, 03:30 PMTo clarify: Zina will be good to go for the next season because the twins will be born by then and offseason takes forever.
The math checks out:
Announces at the end of the playoffs (mid-May)
Probably announces at the 5 week - 2 month mark
Offseason lasts an eternity
Kids are born ready to start S42
Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43 Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50 Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43 Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58 Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55 Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora
crutch
Quote: Originally posted by galatix @Jul 25 2017, 01:37 PM
Yea but I'm a sucker for a good odds on favorite
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
crutch
Quote: Originally posted by mpc @Jul 25 2017, 01:37 PM
It's weird u know so much about the pregnancy and you aren't the father allegedly I don't buy it
Everyone slam money on c
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
galatix
Quote: Originally posted by tweedledunn @Jul 25 2017, 03:37 PM
This is beautiful.
Maxim Poulin || D || Winnipeg Jets || Kelowna Knights Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 52 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: S38 GP 50, G 6, A 15, +8, PIM 32, HIT 52, SB 27 S39 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S37 GP 6, A 1, -2, PIM 2, HIT 4, SB 4 S38 GP 6, G 2, +1, PIM 0, HIT 5, SB 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Achievements S37 Free Agent Signed to Mammoths S38 8th Overall to the Kelowna Knights S38 Gold Medal Winner as a Rookie - Russia S39 23rd Overall to the Winnipeg Jets S40 Win Four Star Cup S41 Win Four Star Cup S42 Called up to Winnipeg Jets
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Zinaida "Zina" Titova || ex-SFP Co || LW Age: 20 Height: 5'5" Weight: 150 lbs Number: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S34 Made Captain of the Mammoths ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S31 Signed with Montreal Militia S32 Drafted 10th to Colorado Mammoths S33 Drafted 17th to Seattle Riot S35 Traded to Portland S36 MIA with Mob, Retired Jersey retired with Mammoths S38
Wally
Stallone as Rocky? Or Stallone as Stallone?
Kyle Wahlters || Former General Manager ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Portland Admirals AGM - S31 | 21-27-2 | Portland Admirals GM - S32 | 7-40-3 | Portland Admirals GM - S33 | 20-24-6 | Portland Admirals GM - S34 | 30-16-4 | Western Conference Champion Portland Admirals GM - S35 | 29-18-3 | Western Conference Champion Calgary Dragons HC - S59 | 42-20-4 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons HC - S60 | 38-21-7 | Lost in Western Conference Finals Calgary Dragons HC - S61 | 34-26-6 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons AGM - S62 | 36-23-7 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S63 | 36-22-8 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S64 | 19-43-4 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S65 | 38-23-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S66 | 38-26-2 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S67 | 47-16-3 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S68 | 46-16-4 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S69 | 13-50-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S70 | 6-57-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S71 | 10-56-0 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S72 | 14-48-4 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S73 | 22-39-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S74 | 30-33-3 | Lost in First Round SMJHL Montreal Militia AGM - S45 | 29-19-2 | Lost in Quarterfinals Montreal Militia AGM - S46 | 24-21-5 | Lost in Semi-Finals IIHF Austria GM - S57 | 3-8-1 Austria GM - S58 | 2-9-1 Austria GM - S59 | 1-9-2 Austria GM - S60 | 3-9-0 Austria GM - S61 | 5-7-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 Lance Uppercut Award S60 Coach of the Year Award S61 Coach of the Year Award Oleksander Olli O'Koivu || C || Regina Elk || Rookie Name: Oleksander Olli O'Koivu Age: 17 Birthplace: Netherlands ------------------------------------------------------------ Cale Amundsen || G || Calgary/Seattle || 1,298 TPE Name: Cale Amundsen Age: 21 Birthplace: Netherlands IIHF Affiliation: Austria ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: S55 - 5 GP | 4-0-1 | 3 SO | .958 SV% | 0.59 GAA | 79 GR S56 - 5 GP | 3-2-0 | 1 SO | .914 SV% | 1.81 GAA | 70 GR S57 - 20 GP | 15-2-0 | 3 SO | .924 SV% | 1.51 GAA | 67 GR S58 - 18 GP | 15-2-0 | 1 SO | .927 SV% | 1.72 GAA | 74 GR S59 - 24 GP | 18-5-1 | 1 SO | .906 SV% | 2.61 GAA | 69 GR S60 - 29 GP | 15-10-3 | 2 SO | .921 SV% | 2.81 GAA | 79 GR S61 - 50 GP | 26-19-4 | 2 SO | .919 SV% | 2.86 GAA | 77 GR S62 - 47 GP | 24-15-5 | 2 SO | .918 SV% | 3.26 GAA | 76 GR SHL Playoff Totals: S60 - 11 GP | 5-4-1 | 1 SO | .930 SV% | 2.75 GAA | 81 GR S61 - 10 GP | 5-3-2 | 1 SO | .931 SV% | 2.38 GAA | 82 GR S62 - 7 GP | 3-3-1 | 0 SO | .911 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR SMJHL Regular Season Totals: S53 - 43 GP | 21-17-4 | 5 SO | .919 SV% | 2.68 GAA | 74 GR S54 - 41 GP | 28-10-3 | 5 SO | .911 SV% | 2.31 GAA | 69 GR S55 - 40 GP | 26-8-5 | 6 SO | .917 SV% | 2.06 GAA | 69 GR S56 - 42 GP | 25-14-3 | 7 SO | .914 SV% | 2.45 GAA | 70 GR ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S53 SMJHL 1st Team S53 SMJHL All-Rookie Team S53 SMJHL Esa Anrikkanen Trophy S53 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophy S54 SMJHL East All-Star S54 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Nominee S55 SMJHL East All-Star S55 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S55 Four Star Cup Championship S56 SMJHL East All-Star S56 SMJHL 2nd Team S56 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S56 Playoff MVP Nominee S56 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophey S60 Newfoundland Berserker Hall of Fame Inductee ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S53 Drafted #13 OA by the Newfoundland Berserkers S54 Drafted #23 OA by the Chicago Syndacite S54 Traded to the Calgary Dragons S54 Signed a 3yr/$7.5m contract S56 Signed a 3 yr/$9m contract extension Olli O'Koivu || G || POR/MIN Retired || S39 Cup Champion Name: Olli O'Koivu Age: 31 Birthplace: Finland (Played for Ireland) ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: 269 GP | 146-89-34 | 20 SO | .910 SV% | 2.75 GAA ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S33 All-Rookie Team S34 Cole Reinhart Trophy S35 Mike Honcho Trophy S35 John McBride Trophy S35 Aiden Richan Trophy S35 1st Team All-Star S35 Cole Reinhart Trophy S37 IIHF Silver Medal S38 2nd Team All-Star S38 John McBride Nominee S38 Ron Mexico Nominee S39 2nd Team All-Star S39 John McBride Nominee S39 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S39 Challenge Cup S39 IIHF Bronze Medal S39 IIHF Top Goalie S40 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S41 IIHF Bronze Medal S41 IIHF Top Goalie S42 Damian Littleton Nominee Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova || G || HAM/CAL Retired || S50 Cup Champion Name: Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova Age: 17 Birthplace: Russia ------------------------------------------------------------ S50 Challenge Cup S51 Bronze IIHF
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