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S36 PT 1 - Little Known Facts
#1

Pre-draft interviews are all the same. How have you been preparing for the draft? What teams are you interested in? What are your strengths and weaknesses? We don't care about any of that. We want the dirt, the little known facts.

Your Task:
Tell us 5 facts about your player. Anything you want that isn't something we could learn in a generic interview.

Gain:
2 TPE for doing the thing

Only S36 SMJHL Rookies (S37 SHL Rookies) are eligible for this task. DO NOT CLAIM THIS TPE UNTIL A POST IS MADE IN THE CLAIMS THREAD.

Deadline:
August 7, 11:59 PM EST

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ArmadaUkSpecters
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#2

Spilling the beans all over the floor....I hope someone will be cleaning up after?

1. In real life I actually shoot right handed and play left side defence. But am jealous of you lefties that get to go low blocker all day long! Hence why I chose my player to shoot left coming off the right side

2. I prefer to set players up rather then score...so figured I would change that up in my fantasy life and become a sniper

3. Username was clearly made in the year 2000 and is based off of my of my all time favourite NHLers Dino Ciccarelli

4. Both a family member and an ex-line mate of mine have played in the show.

5.Currently will be wearing number 84 to represent my man Corey Locke.

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#3

1. I cant skate good anymore due to a knee injury I got in football

2. I'm a fan of every sport

3. my favorite musician is Logic

4. I'm from ny but never been to nyc

5. 21 is my favorite number just because it is
#4

1. Favourite films are Quadrophenia, Trainspotting, Seven and Top Gun (seriously, someone call Kenny Loggins because we're in the Danger Zone).

2. Always cries when watching Scrubs episode "My lunch". The waterworks really go off when The Fray "How to save a life" starts playing.

3. Has a collection of custom-tailored kimono robes. Wears 'em without underwear. Favorite one is silhouetted cranes against a rich blue backdrop.

4. Has very, very, VERY deep hatred towards vegans.

5. Is an asparagus connoisseur. You’ll know your asparagus is ready when you pick it up and it looks like a limp penis.

BONUS RANDOM FACT: the nickname "ontanis" means "Anthony" in Lithuanian redneck language.

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#5

1) He loves waterskiing - it's his second favorite sport after hockey.
2) His favorite player of all time is Edgars Masalskis.
3) He tapes his stick very weirdly, making a sort of W shape with the tape.
4) Before every game, he likes to eat two PB and ham sandwiches.
5) His dad owns a very popular pizzeria in downtown Riga.
#6

1: He will be the back up for MLF for as long as MLF is a viable option. Which mean Beaujeaux is going to be in the SMJHL as long as it's possible.
2: I only really care about helping the team to win. Playing with other team-first people is a must-have for me.
3: The number 21 is worn after Beaujeaux's favorite player, Bojo
4: Just because I live in Carolina doesn't mean I'm ignorant to the game of hockey. However, you should expect to hear a couple of "y'alls"
5: Beaujeaux Biscuit is from Bordeaux France, which means he loves a fine cheese and can play for any country.

Bonus: Pushkin

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#7

1. I'm fine playing for any team that drafts me. I'm always a team player.
2. This is my first time just being a player in the SHL and am excited to see how it plays out.
3. This is also my first time ever being a forward. I've always been a defenseman.
4. I've been on two of the SMJHL teams with my previous players, the Falcons and Impact.
5. I'm looking to add the SMJHL Cup to my resume as I have never won it.

Guy Incognito - D - #24
Tampa Bay Barracuda
Season 82
20-5-2
Regular Season - [G 2] [A 15] [Pts 17] [+/- +16] [PIM 18] [Hits 39] [SB 46]






#8

1. He's got a gaggle of doggos back home (2 Irish Setters and 3 Kerry Beagles), each of which is named for a fictional character in Irish literature.

2. Prides himself on his sandwich-making abilities when really all he does is stack as many cold cuts as he can between two slices of bread - with one piece of cheese for good measure.

3. Every place he travels to he picks up a souvenir spoon to add to his collection.

4. He maintains that brown and black are quite fashionable to wear together and does so relatively frequently, despite (or because of?) protestations from his girlfriend.

5. Has an aversion to birds (they're flying rats).

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#9

1. Scoring in his Bloodline, during a Portland Admiral game in S26 his dad impregnated. His dad was a great scorer by the name of Pedro Sarantez

2.His favorite food is hamburgers, he could eat hamburgers for every meal.

3. He doesn't think pineapple or hamburger ingredients belong on pizza.

4. Whatever team drafts him is going to get a franchise player, who will score the goal of a lot.

5. Very stoked and happy to be in the SMJHL Draft

6. (bonus) Better than Bejeaux
#10

1. Son of Toronto North Star Champion Andrey Barbashev

2. Anze is an excellent chef

3. Tennis is Anze's second sport of choice

4. Anze doesn't want to be compared to his dad. He says that they are two separate types of players.

5. I am not looking to be a GM or a coach, most likely will want to try to see what FA is like as I have never been a Free Agent before



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#11

1 - the island my brother and I come from is inhabited by primarily Irish speakers. English is second here.

2- We had an uncle who played in the WHL but a dramatic accident prevented him from making it to the show.

3- personally I wish I was bigger.

4 - I'd rather be a play more minutes than be on a winning team.

5 - I honestly believe the SHL is a pile of dogshit,

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#12

1. Mack Hudson is hung
2. Mack Hudson can shotgun a beer in under 3 seconds
3. Mack Hudson likes big butts, but he can lie about it
4. Mack Hudson always drinks beer
5. Mack Hudson is not the most interesting man in the world
#13

Disregard.

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#14

Made a mistake

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#15

Teppo Lehtonen:
  • Invented a sport in elementary school: it was soccer played with a tennis ball. Full contact though. True story.
  • Consistently photoshopped yearbook photos to make random people have silly faces in the background. Never suspected.
  • Threw up all over a subway system trying to get downtown after a night of drinking, before passing out in a subway station garden
  • Has won multiple Fruit Loops prize draws
  • Is terrified of flying but does it to see random places. He's just tired 24/7 though when vacationing due to no sleep.




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