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My first day on the job as calgarys LR emoji admin
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As agreed upon in my new contract, today i have officialy taken over as Emoji administrator of the Calgary locker room. (Thank you esa and Joe for your expediance in this matter) Now Great power comes great responsability and i am fully aware of the implications of ill advised Emojis being used... which is why i have put careful thought into this issue and have put forth '5' new add ons to start with, each representing some important aspect in the Calgary lure. Now this new era of locker room functionality may take some time to marinate into the system.. take your time getting use to it! as id like to quickly go over them all..

Lets begin:

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This needs no real explanation, the esa parm has vast appeal when in need of an emoji, it represents a range of emotions from happy to hungry.. from chicken to charged up! .. it is my belief that the esa parm should be a staple of conversational adds moving forward.



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The LR Beerfridge originaly given to me as a present from Edmonton was [Image: GVu9LfT.png] brought with me on my move to Calgary. The beer fridge does make strange noises at times but keeps our beverages cold and delicious! feel free to use the beerfridge emoji as you wish (please keep clean hands when posting it)


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If you are ever in need of a change in SIM trajectory, summons the SIM gods with a Bon fire of good luck! In Kelowna i lit these puppies each season and while i cant verify that they made a differance... let the record state that no one in Kelowna got severly burned which could fall under 'good luck' - please use this emoji when needed.


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This is a big one fellas! the leather couch! the gold standard in locker room comfort... Post that leather couch and feel the weight lifted off your fingers as you type... The LR couch did have some issues with cleanliness in Kelowna... there were moist socks found in the creases of the couch... some say it was Samee doing 'stuff' others blame Clint.. theres even a rumor that the sock belonged to Jenny after an LR night watching dirty movies (I dont believe that one though) But with new contract money i professionally cleaned the emoji ... and its ready for use! - please use this at your liesure and comfort.


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Calgary has great history behind it... and when your feeling nastalgic, wistful, evocative or downright fiesty...summons the aura of Hunter Wong with our Wong banner emoji! I plan to add each of our retired jerseys as they come.


As Emoji Admin my virtual door is always open to each person that wants to add an upload into our database, dont hesistate to contact me day or night.


Mike Izzy -
PR Director of Calgary
Calgary Locker Room Emoji Administrator
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477 words and 5 originally made Emojis

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Everyone knows the the esaparm is a stape of Calgary emojis everywhere.

Seriously though I love what you’re doing with the discord. Revitalizing the lockerroom and making this an even more enjoyable place to be.

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Quote:Originally posted by Coach Biz@Nov 17 2017, 08:30 AM
there were moist socks found in the creases of the couch... some say it was Samee doing 'stuff' others blame Clint.
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Quote:Originally posted by ToeDragon84@Nov 17 2017, 12:03 PM

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@calgary I’ve nutted on this couch. You’ve been warned.

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Quote:Originally posted by NourFFAK@Nov 18 2017, 06:10 PM
@calgary I’ve nutted on this couch. You’ve been warned.

That makes 2 of us.

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Quote:Originally posted by TheDangaZone@Nov 18 2017, 07:11 PM


That makes 2 of us.

That makes 4


Samee

Nour

You

Me
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Quote:Originally posted by Clint Eastwood@Nov 18 2017, 06:12 PM


That makes 4


Samee

Nour

You

Me

The more the merrier

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Quote:Originally posted by NourFFAK@Nov 18 2017, 08:10 PM
@calgary I’ve nutted on this couch. You’ve been warned.



shiiit, i forgot how much they Let Nour Nut.... :o

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Quote:Originally posted by Clint Eastwood@Nov 18 2017, 08:12 PM


That makes 4


Samee

Nour

You

Me


Clearly the Izzy Leather Couch was used erroneously while i was offline...luckily i have the solution.

Behold!!!

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The steamcleaner emoji now added tothe Calgary LR. Cheers

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Quote:Originally posted by Coach Biz@Nov 18 2017, 07:25 PM



Clearly the Izzy Leather Couch was used erroneously while i was offline...luckily i have the solution.

Behold!!!

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The steamcleaner emoji now added tothe Calgary LR.  Cheers

You prick.


My spunk not good enough?
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#12

Not enough pepes

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You could add the <a href='index.php?showuser=1487' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Alex Mack</a> crusty love rag.

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These are fantastic! Great work Biz!

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