Hurry hurry, step right up. The freak show begins in five minutes. Five short minutes and those lucky few inside the tent will view wonders, the likes of which no westerner has seen for generations.
Come see the pinheads perform perplexing puzzles of peripatetic parambulating!
See the savage beauty of the sensuous succubus, Sheena the she-devil!
Gasp at the fork tongued horror that is Larry the lizard boy!
Ladies will swoon in the presence of the mustachioed master of machismo, the muscled and marbled man among boys, the mighty Esa himself! Gentlemen make sure to hold your ladies tight to prevent fainting during this most manly exhibition.
Last, but so very far from least, you will be be allowed to witness the true wonder of the modern age, the harbinger of the panacea to come, the vessel that contains the true essence of humanity at its best, the epitome of learning and wisdom.......The Big Slappy Hour #91! :o
https://soundcloud.com/mesbonk/the-big-slappy-hour-91
Thanks to Zach, Bojo, Izzy, Cbear, Quantum, Wally, Visser and Hazard for questions and comments.
Wally
Lmao... The Big Slappy Gorlab trio!
My brain is bleeding from the anger pounding that would result in.
I would marry Evans... he’s a cuddler.
Kyle Wahlters || Former General Manager ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Portland Admirals AGM - S31 | 21-27-2 | Portland Admirals GM - S32 | 7-40-3 | Portland Admirals GM - S33 | 20-24-6 | Portland Admirals GM - S34 | 30-16-4 | Western Conference Champion Portland Admirals GM - S35 | 29-18-3 | Western Conference Champion Calgary Dragons HC - S59 | 42-20-4 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons HC - S60 | 38-21-7 | Lost in Western Conference Finals Calgary Dragons HC - S61 | 34-26-6 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons AGM - S62 | 36-23-7 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S63 | 36-22-8 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S64 | 19-43-4 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S65 | 38-23-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S66 | 38-26-2 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S67 | 47-16-3 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S68 | 46-16-4 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S69 | 13-50-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S70 | 6-57-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S71 | 10-56-0 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S72 | 14-48-4 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S73 | 22-39-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S74 | 30-33-3 | Lost in First Round SMJHL Montreal Militia AGM - S45 | 29-19-2 | Lost in Quarterfinals Montreal Militia AGM - S46 | 24-21-5 | Lost in Semi-Finals IIHF Austria GM - S57 | 3-8-1 Austria GM - S58 | 2-9-1 Austria GM - S59 | 1-9-2 Austria GM - S60 | 3-9-0 Austria GM - S61 | 5-7-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 Lance Uppercut Award S60 Coach of the Year Award S61 Coach of the Year Award Oleksander Olli O'Koivu || C || Regina Elk || Rookie Name: Oleksander Olli O'Koivu Age: 17 Birthplace: Netherlands ------------------------------------------------------------ Cale Amundsen || G || Calgary/Seattle || 1,298 TPE Name: Cale Amundsen Age: 21 Birthplace: Netherlands IIHF Affiliation: Austria ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: S55 - 5 GP | 4-0-1 | 3 SO | .958 SV% | 0.59 GAA | 79 GR S56 - 5 GP | 3-2-0 | 1 SO | .914 SV% | 1.81 GAA | 70 GR S57 - 20 GP | 15-2-0 | 3 SO | .924 SV% | 1.51 GAA | 67 GR S58 - 18 GP | 15-2-0 | 1 SO | .927 SV% | 1.72 GAA | 74 GR S59 - 24 GP | 18-5-1 | 1 SO | .906 SV% | 2.61 GAA | 69 GR S60 - 29 GP | 15-10-3 | 2 SO | .921 SV% | 2.81 GAA | 79 GR S61 - 50 GP | 26-19-4 | 2 SO | .919 SV% | 2.86 GAA | 77 GR S62 - 47 GP | 24-15-5 | 2 SO | .918 SV% | 3.26 GAA | 76 GR SHL Playoff Totals: S60 - 11 GP | 5-4-1 | 1 SO | .930 SV% | 2.75 GAA | 81 GR S61 - 10 GP | 5-3-2 | 1 SO | .931 SV% | 2.38 GAA | 82 GR S62 - 7 GP | 3-3-1 | 0 SO | .911 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR SMJHL Regular Season Totals: S53 - 43 GP | 21-17-4 | 5 SO | .919 SV% | 2.68 GAA | 74 GR S54 - 41 GP | 28-10-3 | 5 SO | .911 SV% | 2.31 GAA | 69 GR S55 - 40 GP | 26-8-5 | 6 SO | .917 SV% | 2.06 GAA | 69 GR S56 - 42 GP | 25-14-3 | 7 SO | .914 SV% | 2.45 GAA | 70 GR ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S53 SMJHL 1st Team S53 SMJHL All-Rookie Team S53 SMJHL Esa Anrikkanen Trophy S53 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophy S54 SMJHL East All-Star S54 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Nominee S55 SMJHL East All-Star S55 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S55 Four Star Cup Championship S56 SMJHL East All-Star S56 SMJHL 2nd Team S56 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S56 Playoff MVP Nominee S56 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophey S60 Newfoundland Berserker Hall of Fame Inductee ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S53 Drafted #13 OA by the Newfoundland Berserkers S54 Drafted #23 OA by the Chicago Syndacite S54 Traded to the Calgary Dragons S54 Signed a 3yr/$7.5m contract S56 Signed a 3 yr/$9m contract extension Olli O'Koivu || G || POR/MIN Retired || S39 Cup Champion Name: Olli O'Koivu Age: 31 Birthplace: Finland (Played for Ireland) ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: 269 GP | 146-89-34 | 20 SO | .910 SV% | 2.75 GAA ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S33 All-Rookie Team S34 Cole Reinhart Trophy S35 Mike Honcho Trophy S35 John McBride Trophy S35 Aiden Richan Trophy S35 1st Team All-Star S35 Cole Reinhart Trophy S37 IIHF Silver Medal S38 2nd Team All-Star S38 John McBride Nominee S38 Ron Mexico Nominee S39 2nd Team All-Star S39 John McBride Nominee S39 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S39 Challenge Cup S39 IIHF Bronze Medal S39 IIHF Top Goalie S40 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S41 IIHF Bronze Medal S41 IIHF Top Goalie S42 Damian Littleton Nominee Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova || G || HAM/CAL Retired || S50 Cup Champion Name: Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova Age: 17 Birthplace: Russia ------------------------------------------------------------ S50 Challenge Cup S51 Bronze IIHF
Avakael
Garbanzo wouldn't have had the impact he normally does because a; his minutes got cut, b; his team is a lot better, and c; he was playing with Crutchfield, someone actually near his skill level. It was a funny season, though- only a handful of players went over 300.
I knew I was in trouble before my 2nd pick, actually- as soon as Strange signed with Minnesota. As expected, he strangled LPF. Fortunately I did get Strange as well. The 3rd forward I picked stunk, and I got no favours from Laukkanen, Stinson or Taylor. But both me and Zombiewolf were hanging in there at about 20 points behind you until McJesus started triple shifting Ben Dover on the forward line, and then you turbo'd off. Fak you McJesus!
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) | | Movement and Contracts | | S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R] Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52 Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37 Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46 1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class | SHL Career | SHL Regular Seasons | S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) | | S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) | | S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) | | S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) | | S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) | | S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) | | S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) | | S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) | | S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) | | S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) | | S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) | | S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) | | S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) | | S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) | | S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) | | S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) | | S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) | | S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) | | S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) | | S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) | | S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) | SHL Playoffs | S32 | (DNQ) | | S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) | | S34 | (DNQ) | | S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) | | S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) | | S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) | | S38 | (DNQ) | | S39 | (DNQ) | | S40 | (DNQ) | | S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) | | S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) | | S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) | | S44 | (DNQ) | | S45 | (DNQ) | | S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) | | S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) | | S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) | | S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) | | S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) | | S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) | | S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) | | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) | | S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) | SMJHL Playoffs | S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) | | S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) | | Awards | Awards Won | S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman | S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team | S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede) Awards Nominated | S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP) | S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | Movement and Contracts | | S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA | S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA | S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals | S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans | S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede | S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede | S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus, | S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede | S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede | S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede | S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede | S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
Wally
Quote: Originally posted by Avakael @Nov 20 2017, 07:18 PMGarbanzo wouldn't have had the impact he normally does because a; his minutes got cut, b; his team is a lot better, and c; he was playing with Crutchfield, someone actually near his skill level. It was a funny season, though- only a handful of players went over 300.
I lost for the same reason... So yes... faka you McJeeeesa
Kyle Wahlters || Former General Manager ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Portland Admirals AGM - S31 | 21-27-2 | Portland Admirals GM - S32 | 7-40-3 | Portland Admirals GM - S33 | 20-24-6 | Portland Admirals GM - S34 | 30-16-4 | Western Conference Champion Portland Admirals GM - S35 | 29-18-3 | Western Conference Champion Calgary Dragons HC - S59 | 42-20-4 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons HC - S60 | 38-21-7 | Lost in Western Conference Finals Calgary Dragons HC - S61 | 34-26-6 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons AGM - S62 | 36-23-7 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S63 | 36-22-8 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S64 | 19-43-4 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S65 | 38-23-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S66 | 38-26-2 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S67 | 47-16-3 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S68 | 46-16-4 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S69 | 13-50-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S70 | 6-57-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S71 | 10-56-0 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S72 | 14-48-4 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S73 | 22-39-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S74 | 30-33-3 | Lost in First Round SMJHL Montreal Militia AGM - S45 | 29-19-2 | Lost in Quarterfinals Montreal Militia AGM - S46 | 24-21-5 | Lost in Semi-Finals IIHF Austria GM - S57 | 3-8-1 Austria GM - S58 | 2-9-1 Austria GM - S59 | 1-9-2 Austria GM - S60 | 3-9-0 Austria GM - S61 | 5-7-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 Lance Uppercut Award S60 Coach of the Year Award S61 Coach of the Year Award Oleksander Olli O'Koivu || C || Regina Elk || Rookie Name: Oleksander Olli O'Koivu Age: 17 Birthplace: Netherlands ------------------------------------------------------------ Cale Amundsen || G || Calgary/Seattle || 1,298 TPE Name: Cale Amundsen Age: 21 Birthplace: Netherlands IIHF Affiliation: Austria ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: S55 - 5 GP | 4-0-1 | 3 SO | .958 SV% | 0.59 GAA | 79 GR S56 - 5 GP | 3-2-0 | 1 SO | .914 SV% | 1.81 GAA | 70 GR S57 - 20 GP | 15-2-0 | 3 SO | .924 SV% | 1.51 GAA | 67 GR S58 - 18 GP | 15-2-0 | 1 SO | .927 SV% | 1.72 GAA | 74 GR S59 - 24 GP | 18-5-1 | 1 SO | .906 SV% | 2.61 GAA | 69 GR S60 - 29 GP | 15-10-3 | 2 SO | .921 SV% | 2.81 GAA | 79 GR S61 - 50 GP | 26-19-4 | 2 SO | .919 SV% | 2.86 GAA | 77 GR S62 - 47 GP | 24-15-5 | 2 SO | .918 SV% | 3.26 GAA | 76 GR SHL Playoff Totals: S60 - 11 GP | 5-4-1 | 1 SO | .930 SV% | 2.75 GAA | 81 GR S61 - 10 GP | 5-3-2 | 1 SO | .931 SV% | 2.38 GAA | 82 GR S62 - 7 GP | 3-3-1 | 0 SO | .911 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR SMJHL Regular Season Totals: S53 - 43 GP | 21-17-4 | 5 SO | .919 SV% | 2.68 GAA | 74 GR S54 - 41 GP | 28-10-3 | 5 SO | .911 SV% | 2.31 GAA | 69 GR S55 - 40 GP | 26-8-5 | 6 SO | .917 SV% | 2.06 GAA | 69 GR S56 - 42 GP | 25-14-3 | 7 SO | .914 SV% | 2.45 GAA | 70 GR ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S53 SMJHL 1st Team S53 SMJHL All-Rookie Team S53 SMJHL Esa Anrikkanen Trophy S53 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophy S54 SMJHL East All-Star S54 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Nominee S55 SMJHL East All-Star S55 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S55 Four Star Cup Championship S56 SMJHL East All-Star S56 SMJHL 2nd Team S56 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S56 Playoff MVP Nominee S56 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophey S60 Newfoundland Berserker Hall of Fame Inductee ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S53 Drafted #13 OA by the Newfoundland Berserkers S54 Drafted #23 OA by the Chicago Syndacite S54 Traded to the Calgary Dragons S54 Signed a 3yr/$7.5m contract S56 Signed a 3 yr/$9m contract extension Olli O'Koivu || G || POR/MIN Retired || S39 Cup Champion Name: Olli O'Koivu Age: 31 Birthplace: Finland (Played for Ireland) ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: 269 GP | 146-89-34 | 20 SO | .910 SV% | 2.75 GAA ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S33 All-Rookie Team S34 Cole Reinhart Trophy S35 Mike Honcho Trophy S35 John McBride Trophy S35 Aiden Richan Trophy S35 1st Team All-Star S35 Cole Reinhart Trophy S37 IIHF Silver Medal S38 2nd Team All-Star S38 John McBride Nominee S38 Ron Mexico Nominee S39 2nd Team All-Star S39 John McBride Nominee S39 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S39 Challenge Cup S39 IIHF Bronze Medal S39 IIHF Top Goalie S40 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S41 IIHF Bronze Medal S41 IIHF Top Goalie S42 Damian Littleton Nominee Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova || G || HAM/CAL Retired || S50 Cup Champion Name: Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova Age: 17 Birthplace: Russia ------------------------------------------------------------ S50 Challenge Cup S51 Bronze IIHF
Quote: Originally posted by Avakael @Nov 20 2017, 08:18 PMGarbanzo wouldn't have had the impact he normally does because a; his minutes got cut, b; his team is a lot better, and c; he was playing with Crutchfield, someone actually near his skill level. It was a funny season, though- only a handful of players went over 300.
Hee hee hee. Nothing better than taking a few undeserved bows at at someone else's expense.
Bonk
Quote: Originally posted by Wally @Nov 20 2017, 07:38 PMLmao... The Big Slappy Gorlab trio!
Somebody would defiantly be seeing the dentist.
Go Mc Jesus you carried <a href='index.php?showuser=1546' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Slappydoodle</a> and myself to first in our fantasy leagues.
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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I listened to this on the Cloud of Sound Saturday morning - and I mean earllllly Saturday morning, before the sun came up - on my way to a race in Myrtle Beach. Thanks for helping to keep me awake on the drive. I even sung along with Kristaps' Song.
I'm a little unnerved at how eager you both sounded at the possibility of marrying me. I know I'm dreamy but come on.
I hope you will both be in attendance for Game Seven. Should give y'all plenty to talk about next episode!
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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Quote: Originally posted by ztevans @Nov 21 2017, 07:38 PMI'm a little unnerved at how eager you both sounded at the possibility of marrying me. I know I'm dreamy but come on.
they're both just dreaming of chance to sink that battleship of an ass
ztevans
Quote: Originally posted by Beaujeaux @Nov 21 2017, 07:46 PM
Battleship? C'mon Bojo, this is an aircraft carrier.
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
Quote: Originally posted by ztevans @Nov 21 2017, 07:47 PM
Im picturing rhe bathtub scene with all the candles from Bull Durham.
Bonk
Quote: Originally posted by ztevans @Nov 21 2017, 07:38 PMI'm a little unnerved at how eager you both sounded at the possibility of marrying me. I know I'm dreamy but come on.
You were up against Deener and Gorlab?! Don't get too full of yourself.
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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Quote: Originally posted by Bonk @Nov 21 2017, 11:25 PM
Listen, I don't get to control the schedule. I can only beat the opponents in front of me.
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Some names in tier 2 perhaps:
- Vasily Horvat
- Brett Kennedy
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[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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