Inb4 he is Jesster and bamboozles all of us.
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
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Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
Mook
Quote: Originally posted by ArGarBarGar @May 24 2018, 11:44 AMInb4 he is Jesster and bamboozles all of us.
Can only target the ones who voted for him, which i feel like the wolves don't have any votes in play. Which doesn't bode well for the village unfortunately
Mook
Quote: Originally posted by Cash savage @May 24 2018, 10:40 AMUnless he and mook are both wolves and he knew that it wouldn't matter............
Come on.. I think I'd be smarter than that
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Quote: Originally posted by ArGarBarGar @May 24 2018, 09:44 AMInb4 he is Jesster and bamboozles all of us.
I swear to God if he's Jester I'm gonna be so pissed.
Quote: Originally posted by Mook @May 24 2018, 10:46 AM
Lolol or maybe you are smarter than that but you're pretending not to be..........ive heard that you're smarter than the average bear
Cash Savage Knights/Stampede/Team Czech Son of the legendary John Savage || Sniper || 543 TPE S40 and S41 WJC Gold medalist S42 Four Star Cup Champion Birthplace: Halifax, Nova Scotia. Canada Height: 6'2 Weight: 220 Number: 17
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fire-bred - 4 (slm, cash, troy, TDZ)
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Mook
Quote: Originally posted by Cash savage @May 24 2018, 11:52 AM
Get a bear in to take an IQ test, I need to be sure of this
Mook
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Bing. Bong.
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Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member*
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Ding dong ding dong
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
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After a fast paced night, things get all jumbled around and votes are cast. fire-bred comes in late to defend himself, but he has been too quiet, too long. He is dragged to the gallows and is hung.
He dies without much pomp, and nothing special when he dies. RIP Toast.
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Mook
Quote: Originally posted by Durden @May 24 2018, 12:06 PMAfter a fast paced night, things get all jumbled around and votes are cast. fire-bred comes in late to defend himself, but he has been too quiet, too long. He is dragged to the gallows and is hung.
Such pizzazz
Welp
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
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The rest of the night goes by without much of a hitch. The villagers sing and dance, and a couple of individuals disappear off into the night.
When morning breaks, they are pleased to see that no one is hurt after the morning. Not even a scratch.
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