Quote: Originally posted by JumpierPegasus @May 23 2018, 04:14 PM
I've been eating nothing but Lucky Charms and bacon fat I've been stressing so much
That sounds really good. Have you tried frying up the cereal in the lard? Cause that could be amazing. Might have to batter them up first so they hold together and soak up more of that sweet, sweet lard.
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D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
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I was watching a Press Conference where my team's GM said that we have Positive Momentum, after plummeting to the bottom of the table.
Kou Saotome || RW || Kelowna Knights || Retired
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 195
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S58: G: 6 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 10 \\ +/-: +13 \\ H: 20 \\ S: 50 \\ SB: 11
S59: G: 19 \\ A: 22 \\ P: 41 \\ +/-: +15 \\ H: 48 \\ S: 129 \\ SB: 31
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S58: G: 1 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -5 \\ H: 1 \\ S: 3 \\ SB: 2
S59: G: 6 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 8 \\ +/-: +4 \\ H: 7 \\ S: 25 \\ SB: 3
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
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SHL Playoff Stats:
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WJC Stats:
S58: G: 1 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 3 \\ +/-: -1 \\ H: 6 \\ S: 19 \\ SB: 3
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IIHF Stats:
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Transactions:
S58 Drafted in the SMJHL Draft by the Kelowna Knights (40th Overall)
S59 Undrafted in the SHL Draft
S60 Drafted in the SHL Draft by the Toronto North Stars (88th Overall)
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S59 Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
Raquel Castillo Gutierrez || RW || NOLA Spectors || Vancouver Whalers || Retired
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 130
Birthplace: Alajuela, Costa Rica
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S48: G: 10 \\ A: 6 \\ P: 16 \\ +/-: -8 \\ S: 61 \\ SB: 8
S49: G: 23 \\ A: 25 \\ P: 48 \\ +/-: 17 \\ S: 169 \\ SB: 13
S50: G: 26 \\ A: 25 \\ P: 51 \\ +/-: 33 \\ S: 193 \\ SB: 12
S51: G: 22 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 38 \\ +/-: -8 \\ S: 161 \\ SB: 12
Career: G: 81 \\ A: 72 \\ P: 153 \\ +/-: 34 \\ S: 584 \\ SB: 45
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S48: G: 2 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 3 \\ +/-: 0 \\ S: 10 \\ SB: 1
S49: G: 5 \\ A: 11 \\ P: 16 \\ +/-: 5 \\ S: 65 \\ SB: 6
S50: G: 5 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: 0 \\ S: 27 \\ SB: 3
S51: G: 8 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 12 \\ +/-: 2 \\ S: 45 \\ SB: 0
Career: G: 20 \\ A: 17 \\ P: 37 \\ +/-: 7 \\ S: 147 \\ SB: 10
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S52: G: 4 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: -6 \\ S: 58 \\ SB: 0
S53: G: 4 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 20 \\ +/-: -5 \\ S: 67 \\ SB: 25
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S52: G: 0 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 2 \\ +/-: -1 \\ S: 26 \\ SB: 1
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WJC Stats:
S48: G: 0 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 2 \\ +/-: -6 \\ S: 32 \\ SB: 1
S49: G: 5 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 9 \\ +/-: 0 \\ S: 41 \\ SB: 8
S50: G: 12 \\ A: 7 \\ P: 19 \\ +/-: 2 \\ S: 100 \\ SB: 9
S51: G: 11 \\ A: 15 \\ P: 26 \\ +/-: 2 \\ S: 124 \\ SB: 6
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IIHF Stats:
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Transactions:
S48 Drafted in the SMJHL Draft by the Montreal Militia (22nd Overall)
S48 Traded from Montreal Militia to Kelowna Knights
S49 Drafted in the SHL Draft by the New Orleans Spectors (44th Overall)
S50 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Anaheim Outlaws
S51 Traded from Anaheim Outlaws to Vancouver Whalers
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S48 WJC Bronze Medalist with the United States
S49 Ideen Fallah Trophy Finalist
Dakota Reid || LW || San Francisco Pride "A" || Montreal Militia || Retired
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 185
Birthplace: South Essex, England
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S35: G: 3 \\ A: 3 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: -5 \\ PIM: 32 \\ H: 49 \\ S: 23 \\ F: 2-0-0
S36: G: 9 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 18 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 61 \\ H: 97 \\ S: 77 \\ F: 0-0-1
S37: G: 14 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 30 \\ +/-: +2 \\ PIM: 65 \\ H: 139 \\ S: 116 \\ F: 0-0-1
Career: G: 26 \\ A: 28 \\ P: 54 \\ +/-: -5 \\ PIM: 158 \\ H: 285 \\ S: 216 \\ F: 2-0-2
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S35: G: 1 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 10 \\ S: 4 \\ F: 0-0-1
S36: DNQ
S37: G: 3 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 5 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 34 \\ S: 27 \\ F: 0-0-0
Career: G: 4 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: -6 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 44 \\ S: 31 \\ F: 0-0-1
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S38: G: 5 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 7 \\ +/-: +9 \\ PIM: 42 \\ H: 106 \\ S: 23 \\ F: 1-0-1
S39: G: 3 \\ A: 5 \\ P: 8 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 39 \\ H: 129 \\ S: 44 \\ F: 1-0-0
S40: G: 1 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 5 \\ +/-: -25 \\ PIM: 88 \\ H: 114 \\ S: 38 \\ F: 1-0-5
S41: G: 8 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 17 \\ +/-: -23 \\ PIM: 43 \\ H: 144 \\ S: 97 \\ F: 0-1-0
S42: G: 11 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 20 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 91 \\ H: 131 \\ S: 112 \\ F: 2-0-3
S43: G: 19 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 35 \\ +/-: -12 \\ PIM: 79 \\ H: 164 \\ S: 154 \\ F: 1-1-1
S44: G: 8 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 17 \\ +/-: -16 \\ PIM: 89 \\ H: 155 \\ S: 125 \\ F: 1-1-2
S45: G: 4 \\ A: 21 \\ P: 25 \\ +/-: +4 \\ PIM: 61 \\ H: 140 \\ S: 108 \\ F: 0-0-1
S46: G: 5 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 21 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 48 \\ H: 134 \\ S: 73 \\ F: 1-0-1
S47: G: 8 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 10 \\ +/-: -18 \\ PIM: 66 \\ H: 127 \\ S: 64 \\ F: 0-0-4
S48: G: 1 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 5 \\ +/-: -10 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 70 \\ S: 39 \\ F: 0-0-0
Career: G: 73 \\ A: 97 \\ P: 170 \\ +/-: -101 \\ PIM: 662 \\ H: 1414 \\ S: 877 \\ F: 8-3-18
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S36: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: 0 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 0 \\ S: 0 \\ F: 0-0-0
S37: DNP
S38: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: -1 \\ PIM: 2 \\ H: 10 \\ S: 2 \\ F: 0-0-0
S39: DNQ
S40: DNQ
S41: DNQ
S42: DNQ
S43: DNQ
S44: DNQ
S45: DNQ
S46: DNQ
S47: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 8 \\ S: 4 \\ F: 0-0-0
S48: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: -1 \\ PIM: 2 \\ H: 8 \\ S: 2 \\ F: 0-0-0
Career: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 4 \\ H: 26 \\ S: 8 \\ F: 0-0-0
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IIHF Stats:
S35: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: -5 \\ PIM: 8 \\ H: 9 \\ S: 0 \\ F: 0-0-0
S36: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -1 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 17 \\ S: 5 \\ F: 0-0-0
S37: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: +2 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 24 \\ S: 6 \\ F: 0-0-0
S38: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: +2 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 17 \\ S: 8 \\ F: 0-0-0
S39: G: 1 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: +3 \\ PIM: 2 \\ H: 21 \\ S: 5 \\ F: 0-0-0
S40: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: +1 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 23 \\ S: 10 \\ F: 0-0-0
S41: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: +1 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 19 \\ S: 8 \\ F: 0-0-0
S42: G: 2 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 3 \\ +/-: -3 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 31 \\ S: 14 \\ F: 0-0-0
S43: G: 3 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 4 \\ +/-: -3 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 27 \\ S: 18 \\ F: 0-0-0
S44: G: 3 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 4 \\ +/-: 0 \\ PIM: 8 \\ H: 24 \\ S: 23 \\ F: 0-0-0
S45: G: 3 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 7 \\ +/-: +1 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 39 \\ S: 19 \\ F: 0-0-0
S46: G: 1 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 2 \\ +/-: +3 \\ PIM: 12 \\ H: 34 \\ S: 29 \\ F: 0-0-0
S47: G: 1 \\ A: 3 \\ P: 4 \\ +/-: +6 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 40 \\ S: 18 \\ F: 0-0-0
S48: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: 0 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 42 \\ S: 17 \\ F: 0-0-0
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Transactions:
S35 Undrafted in the SMJHL Draft (Clerical Error)
S35 Signed 1 Year/$2M contract with SMJHL Team, Montreal Militia
S36 Drafted in SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars (28th Overall)
S36 Signed 2 Year/$6M contract with SHL Team, Toronto North Stars, with a team option
S36 Sent Down to SMJHL Team, Montreal Militia
S36 Called Up to SHL Team, Toronto North Stars
S37 Sent Down to SMJHL Team, Montreal Militia
S37 Called up to SHL Team, Toronto North Stars
S37 Traded from Toronto North Stars to New England Wolfpack
S37 Traded from New England Wolfpack to Winnipeg Jets
S37 Traded from Winnipeg Jets to San Francisco Pride
S38 San Francisco Pride exercise team option on contract
S39 Signed 2 Year/$7M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride, with a Player Option
S41 Signed 3 Year/$14.5M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S44 Signed 1 Year/$6M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S45 Signed 1 Year/$4M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S46 Signed 13 Year/$54M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S48 Retired at the end of the season
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S36 Named Alternate Captain of the Montreal Militia
S37 Retained Alternate Captaincy of the Montreal Militia
S37 Oriens Trophy Winner with the Montreal Militia
S37 IIHF Bronze Medalist with the United Kingdom
S38 President's Trophy with the San Francisco Pride
S40 IIHF Silver Medalist with the United Kingdom
S41 IIHF Gold Medalist with the United Kingdom
S42 Named Alternate Captain of the San Francisco Pride
S42 Awarded the Turd Ferguson Award for most Penalty Minutes in the season with 91
S46 IIHF Silver Medalist with the United Kingdom
S47 IIHF Gold Medalist with the United Kingdom
S49 Number Retired by the San Francisco Pride (#13)
Jamie T Wrote: But I wish I'd been a little more exceptional
And I wish I'd been a little unconventional
But I was not enough, no, I'm not enough