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Quote: Originally posted by Loganjj21 @May 9 2018, 11:17 PM
(Sing as the campfire song from spongebob)
Let’s huddle around the camp fire
And smoke out favorite Bong
Are B.O.N..G Bong
And if you don’t wanna smoke it
Your gone
But it will help if you just smoke the bong
Bum bum bum
Are B.O.N.G bong
Bong Bong Bong
(Patrick voice)
Bug ong bub Fisk’s ridicules w rkglcoaier tgicishbwe bong
i worry about you
FLACKO LAGERFIELD | LW | RETIRED | S41 FIRST OVERALL PICK
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BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, IL
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 160 lbs
NUMBER: 47
PEAK TPE: 1872
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS
GP: 650, G: 294, A: 325, P: 619, +/-: 119, PIM: 327, HIT: 1054, SB: 172
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
GP: 105, G: 34, A: 45, P: 79, +/-: 5, PIM: 69, HIT: 212, SB: 40
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AWARDS & HONOURS
S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S43: Nominated for Ryan Jesster Trophy
S45: Won Aidan Richan Trophy
S46: Named to SHL 3rd All-Star Team
S48: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S48: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S48: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S48: Won Ron Mexico Trophy
S49: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S52: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S53: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S53: Won Challenge Cup
S53: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S53: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S53: Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy
S54: Won Jay McDonald Trophy
S54: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S54: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S54: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S54: Won Ron Mexico Trophy
S57: Inducted in the SHL Hall of Fame
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TRANSACTIONS
S40: Drafted 20th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S41: Drafted 1st Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
S45: Traded to the Seattle Riot
S52: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S56: Announced Retirement from the SHL
Lil bday wake and bake esketit
I am smokin on them dabz
my whole life been bad
got the gat to the brain
smokin a new strain
Gucci down to my belt
spendin all my wealth
fuck all the health
aint been hiphop since felt
atmosphere a seven letter word
smokin that heaven colored herb
dabbin n drinkin, what am i thinkin
wake up with money, my dick stinkin
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote: Originally posted by ThatDamnWalrus @May 10 2018, 08:22 AM
Lil bday wake and bake esketit
skeeeeeeeee
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Played 12 hours straight sober Idek what tf to do
Quote: Originally posted by Loganjj21 @May 11 2018, 11:44 PM
Played 12 hours straight sober Idek what tf to do
u wan be fren
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Quote: Originally posted by tweedlebrumm @May 28 2018, 09:46 PM
u wan be fren
Ad my Discord Loganjj21#3013 I need someone to talk to late night when I have no clue what going on
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<a href='index.php?showuser=1627' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>tweedlebrumm</a> where u been at
Quote: Originally posted by Loganjj21 @May 30 2018, 05:28 PM
late night when I have no clue what going on
U also get confused in the dark?
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona
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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/font][/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214
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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38
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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M
S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place
TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
F for Respeks of diz threads
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Nereus I miss u bb
S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III | G | Ottawa Highlanders
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78)
- Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)
S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
- Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)
S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired
S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM
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Mikas Bieksa || D || Vancouver Whalers // San Francisco Pride || 350 TPE
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Name: Mikas Bieksa
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Vilnius, Lithuania
Birthday: S48
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SMJHL Career Statistics
[S48] || GP: 39 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: N/A || +/-: +1 || HIT: 20 || SB: 28 || PIM: 20
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
[S48] || GP: 19 || G: 5 || A: 0 || P: 5 || +/-: +9 || HIT: 11 || SB: 11 || PIM: 8
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SHL Career Statistics
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SHL Playoff Statistics
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IIHF Statistics
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Transactions
[S48] || Signed with Vancouver Whalers || 1 season/$3M
[S49 SHL Draft] || Round 1 #11 overall by San Francisco Pride
[S49] || Signed with San Francisco Pride || 2 season/$2M
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Milestones
N/A
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Accomplishments
[S48] || SMJHL Four Star Cup with Vancouver Whalers
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Awards
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Gushers cake badder or sumting.