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Gaia Mormont · 07-13-2018, 07:08 PM

Vancouver Whalers- The Principality of Dorne - House Martell
St Louis Scarecrows- The Vale - House Arryn
Colorado Raptors- The North - House Stark
Kelowna Knights- The Stormlands - House Baratheon
Detroit Falcons- The Riverlands - House Tully
Halifax Raiders- The Westerlands - House Lannister
Montreal Militia- The Reach - House Tyrell
Anchorage Armada- The Knights Watch/ Brotherhood without Banners/ Randoms

The Vancouver Whalers due to their coastal location have been deemed the Principality of Dorne. It has been rumoured that many of the Whalers are as quick with the poison as they are with the hockey sticks and they have a tendency to gloat before the battle is completely won. This had lead to some splitting headaches in the locker room and they must learn to stop being vindictive if they are to succeed.

And so here you have it... The Principality of Dorne (Vancouver Whalers) and their key players.

Max Mauldin. Drafted third overall. “Oberyn Martell”. The hero. The Man who should have been king. The man bent on vengeance with something to prove.

Carlo Russo. Drafted twenty-fourth overall. “Doran Martell”. He seems pretty confident in his place at Court. We shall see what becomes of the one who thinks he is beloved by all. The pacifist. He needs to check his six occasionally. You never know who is coming up behind.

Luke Thomason. Drafted thirty-second overall. “Prince Trystane”. There is so much hope for this young one. He seems so perfect, yet he must have some weakness to exploit.

Jack Kennedy. Drafted fortieth overall. “Ellaria Sand”. This one you have to watch out for. A leader for sure, but are the methods to get there legit? We shall see.

Johannes Leitner. Drafted forty-eight overall. “Obara Sand”. There is much fight and much to prove with little one.

Marcel Pühringer. Drafted fifty-sixth overall. “Nymeria Sand”. Quiet and obeys orders. Until the goal is in sight. Quick to follow orders no matter the result.

Mikey Pickles. Drafted sixty-fourth overall. “Tyene”. A true team player. Smitten by those he follows into battle. By battle, of course, murdering a man who is an invalid. Snap.

Good luck in season 42 Vancouver/Dorne!

The St. Louis Scarecrows, despite the obvious comparison to the Crows north of the wall, who don't have enough popular characters to populate a small keep in the wastelands, have been deemed the new residents of the Vale. Dare we let them have their way less they show us the moon door. No one can fly my pretties, though you insist on trying.

Goku Muerto. Drafted fifth overall. “Petyr Baelish aka Littlefinger”. The man with a finger in every pie. His methods of controlling the game are questionable at times, but the ends justifies the means. Doesn't it?

L'il Manius. Drafted twenty-fifth Overall. “Lord Yohn Royce” Loyal as the day is long and proven in battle. He was overlooked in the draft but he will be chosen for some great tasks in time. He will lead the charge when the time comes.

Nicky Pedersen Jr. Drafted thirty-first overall. “Robin Arryn”. Perhaps a little spoiled and easily manipulated but he will play an important role. A true blood member of the SHL and a force to be reckoned with when the time comes. Also, he likes boobies.
Dale Shootman. Drafted thirty-seventh overall. “Jon Arryn”. He will play an important role in revealing the truth behind a long-term rumour about the league. Likely he will have a long fulfilling career and retire happily.

Nikolaj Boyle. Drafted thirty-ninth overall. “Jesus fucking Christ you guys drafted a shitton of players.... ok... Lysa Arryn”. A little bit crazy. A little bit rock and roll. BIG fan of the moon door and mooning in general.

Nicholas Williams. Drafted forty-first overall. “I'm running out of characters here....so.... we're going with a lesser known character who fought in a great battle eventually. We'll call him Rodney Tarsky and he was a soldier in the Army of the Vale.” Great dude. Brave. Everything you want a player to be. Great job. Keep being you.

Kiko Rytmeyr. Drafted forty-fifth overall. “Podry Tarsky” Brother of Rodney, great soldier. Amazing man. Will do great things if he can just stay on his horse. Huge benefit to Littlefinger in his meticulous planning of ruling the world.

Adam Taylor. Drafted forty-seventh overall. “Godfrey Tarsky.” A true knight of the Vale. Tall. Strong. Able to fly on the back of a falcon and defeat giants. Also, powerplay god.

Milo Momoka. Drafted fitty-fifth overall. “Ok.. This is taxing my brain because there is like a million of you Scarecrows/Knights of the Vale and yes I chose to do this but, damn. I wish there was more cool characters from a region that is supposed to be one of the seven kingdoms” “FACK”. Anyway, let's say this guy is that one archer who nails the bad guy right in the five-hole. Great job buddy. Live in infamy. Win the game.

Helmuts Akemelakus. Sixty-third. Ricky Weaver. Seventy-first. Derek Moore. Seventy-ninth. “They just keep coming. Holy crap.” All three of you will do great things even though you may think you are irrelevant now. Heads don't axe themselves and goons are born. Good luck in the league.

St. Louis Scarecrows/ Residents of the Vale. I officially hate you and I hope the wicked witch shreds all of you. Ha! See you in the playoffs. Have a great year. But not too great.

P.s. Aliester Cain. Drafted eighty-seventh overall. You cool.

Ah. The Colorado Raptors who will represent the North. Why? Because they are North. North enough anyway.

(And because of this...)

Philipp Winter. Drafted ninth overall. “Ned Stark”. Why? Because he can often be heard whispering 'Winter is coming'. And because he is the most honourable man I know.

Ignatius Blunt. Drafted fourteenth overall. “Arya Stark”. Quick with a dagger and even more loyal than you can imagine, this little one will rule the world someday. If she can remember to brown the butter.

Nate Forsberg. Drafted nineteenth overall. “Robb Stark”. Smitten and born to rule, this one will use emotions to get what he wants. In a league where emotions play high, he will win.

Alex Winters. Drafted thirtieth overall. “Bran Stark”. He has a vision that hasn't been seen in the league in quite some time. He will do great things. Also, he can be heard whispering...'Winters is coming.'

Tony Pepperoni. Drafted thirty-third overall. “Rickon Stark”. Because he is a wild child.

Zakhar Turakov. Drafted thirty-eighth overall. “Sansa Stark.” Because I don't know you that well, and someone has to be Sansa, who is smarter than she lets on. And you should let on too. With the best of them.

Andrew Martin. Drafted forty-sixth overall. “Jojen Reed”. Because he also has the vision and will play a major roll in the success of the House/team.

Tye Maximino. Drafted fifty-third overall. “Meera Reed”. An underrated hero in any story.

Jake Reid. Drafted fifty-fourth overall. “Hodor”. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr.

Sulak O'Hritea. Drafted sixty-first overall. “Theon Greyjoy” Arguably someone who has a great role in the story. Damned if anyone knows what it is yet.

Derek Deffner. Drafted sixty-second overall. “Benjen Stark”. Shows up every now and then to save the day.

Gvidas Kazlauskas. Drafted sixty-fifth overall. “That dude who makes the banners.” A little bit behind the scenes, but important nevertheless.

Preston Wreiss. Drafted seventieth overall. Pakko Pelai. Seventy-eight overall. Brando Sando. Eighty-sixth overall. A solid group of supporting characters. Great job y'all. Keep it up.

And that is why The Colorado Raptors are the best.

The Kelowna Knights will represent the Stormlands. House Baratheon. Because it's stormy in Kelowna, or whatever.

Oliver Dahl. Drafted sixty-ninth overall. “Stannis Baratheon”. First born Kelowna Knight.

Tommy Dawson. Drafted seventy-seventh overall. “Robert Baratheon”. Second born Kelowna Knight.

Matt Redford. Drafted eighty-fifth overall. “Renley Baratheon”. Third born Kelowna Knight.

That is all Kelowna did in the draft. Thrice champions perhaps? Good luck in season 42.

The Detroit Falcons will be playing the part of the Riverlands. House Tully. House Frey. The Twins. Riverrun. They drafted a shitton too, but there are at least characters to schoose from. And hoey, are the Detroit Falcons a bunch of characters.

Tig Murphy. Drafted tenth overall. “Walder Frey.” The last thing you will ever see... will be the back of the net and a Stark looking you in the eye.

Marc Palicka. Drafted sixteeth overall. “Ser Brynden Tully”. A scholar and a gentleman. He will go far.

Tobias Viklund. Drafted twentieth overall. “Edmure Tully.” Hopefully he doesn't spend too much of his time locked up in a penalty tower.

Dank Boija. Drafted twenty-sixth overall. “Rickard Karstark”. Be damned if you do, be damned if you don't. Scort them goals.

Wolfhard Richter. Drafted twenty-eight overall. “Black Walder”. Speaking of having a finger in a pie...

Hippo Passamus. Drafted thirty-sixth overall. “Lothar Frey”. See above. Don't get chumped. Perhaps there is more story to tell.

Cedric Robinson. Drafted forty-fourth overall. “Guy who cooks the beast at the Red wedding”. An important part of the story. The meat and potatoes of the team.

Vladislav Konstantin. Drafted fifty-second overall. Liam Kimmer. Drafted sixtieth overall. David Fantobens. Drafted sixty-eight overall. Juha Teräväinen. Drafted seventy-sixth overall. “Archers appointed to guard the walls of Riverrun.” Very important players in the game, but they need to be patient. Their time to shine will happen.

Good luck Detroit as we see how the game will play out.

To be continued in part TWO....

ml002 · 07-13-2018, 07:16 PM

Just a personal feeling that Anchorage feels like House Greyjoy, but really interesting stuff overall good work!

Credit to Copenhagen, Wasty, FlappyGiraffe, InciteHysteria, and caltroit_red_flames
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Justice · 07-13-2018, 07:41 PM

This is pure quality

Waters · 07-13-2018, 07:49 PM

why do we have to be tully tf

for spoiler reasons i cannot disclose why i dont want to be tully

***39alaska39*** · 07-13-2018, 10:51 PM

The North Remembers!

Alex Winters (retired)
Matej Winters (retired)
Dominik Winters
S45 Jesster Trophy Winner
Challenge Cup Winning Goal Club: S52

King · 07-13-2018, 11:05 PM

This is awesome.

NH4JP · 07-13-2018, 11:50 PM

HOUSE LANISTER fuck YEAH

*Good_Ole_Kimmy* · 07-13-2018, 11:56 PM

10/10

Muerto · 07-14-2018, 01:47 AM

Mayuu · 07-14-2018, 07:35 AM

I'm a Frey?? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

RETIRED

*JURT* · 07-15-2018, 12:34 AM

"And who are you?" the proud lord said...

*JURT* · 07-15-2018, 12:42 AM

Lacking characters in the Vale? What about my boy Waymar Royce who was the first to face a White Walker (although he wasn't in the Vale at thay time). His brother Robar was in Renly' rainbow guard too. Ser Vardis Egen lost to Bronn but he stood for what was right and was honorable enough to not want to fight Tyrion. Dolorous Edd Tollett helped Jon keep the Wall and House Tollet is from the Vale too! Mord is a god damned fine gaoler. If you're REALLY desperate you can even go with the Mountain Clans: Shagga son of Dolf and Timmett son of Timmett are some serious warriors. And if you go with the books then you get a crap-load more, like Ser Lyn Corbray who wields the most bad-ass valyrian sword named Lady Forlorn.

There are plenty good men in the Vale my friend Wink