The Last Will and Bustament- Kristof Kovacs
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The Last Will and Bustament
THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of me, Kristof Kovacs of the great Czechoslovakian nation, in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He sucked so much and was a bust which then lead quickly to his sudden death. 1. REVOCATION I HEREBY REVOKE all former wills, codicils and other testamentary dispositions made by me. 2. EXECUTORS I NOMINATE, CONSTITUTE and APPOINT my Brother, Oliver Kovacs (1) Estate Trustee, Executor and Trustee of this my Will so that in the event that my above-named Estate Trustee, Executor and Trustee shall have pre-deceased me or shall survive me but die before the trusts hereof shall have terminated or shall be unable or unwilling to act or to continue to act, I appoint, the Czech LR by committee. References to "my Trustee" in this my Will shall include each Estate Trustee, Executor and Trustee of my Will, my estate or any portion thereof who may be acting as such from time to time whether original or substituted and whether one or more. 3. PROPERTY TO TRUSTEE I GIVE, DEVISE, AND BEQUEATH all of my property such as my hockey tape, sticks, and extra laces, of every nature and kind and wheresoever situate, including property over which I may have a general power of appointment, to my Trustee upon the following trusts, namely: Debts, Expenses and Taxes a. To pay out of all of the debt I owe by bookee and the local Quickie for all the scratch tickets I gave an IOU for b. To pay out of my general estate all income taxes, estate, inheritance and succession duties or taxes c. To throw an awesome party with the remainder of my estate so the boys can snipe celly in my honour. Bust Certificate Name: Kristof Kovacs Team(s): Raiders & Rage Age: 18 Height: 5’8” Features: Eye Colour: Dreamy Hair Colour: wirey Skin Colour: tank-top tanned Body: decent Face: not- appealing (a huge butter-face situation) This Death Certificate is Hereby Certified and Drafted by : a “lawyer” from DeVry “university” Last Words: Audio Recording If you are listening to this then I probably died from a freak gasoline fight accident or murder… or literally anything else. So maybe I can now tell you guys things I’m too insecure and embarrassed to divulge in person because of my shitty emotional upbringing made me incapable of communicating effectively. - Zamboni’s are a fear of mine - I’ve never watched Slap Shot - Ketchup is gross - I hire someone to break in my shoes so I don’t get blisters from wearing new ones - I eat bananas from the center outwards - It was me who broke blue tooth speaker in the locker room but blamed the custodial staff - I bought one of those fancy Japanese toilets so I didn’t have to wipe ever again There’s probably other things that I can’t think and, well... I never will! words : 485
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