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*NorwegianDemon* · 10-12-2018, 10:06 AM

Anders Christiansen isn’t the kind of player that has high demand to meet. The only clause he wants to include in his next contract is that the team paid for a place where his family can’t stay when they come over, because his own apartment is a bit small for more than two people.

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:12 AM

10-12-2018, 01:47 AM39alaska39 Wrote: Subclause 1.a.ii:

Alex Winters requires an unlimited supply of Matilde Chocolate Milk to be delivered from Denmark thrice weekly to ensure he never runs out. This is the best chocolate milk on the planet and no one in the organization shall proclaim other milks to be superior while in earshot of Mr. Winters. If the organization or any of its members are found to be in violation of this clause, their contracts shall be terminated immediately.

@JayWhy

That's a power move and a half. And this guy knows how to put on muscle, all that choccy milk :zoomeyes:

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:13 AM

10-12-2018, 02:10 AMGrilledTwinkiez Wrote: All I want is an unlimited supply of twinkies in the locker room, and if I want one on the bench it best be there. None of this bull shit knock off crap either. I want the OG hostess twinkies, with a soft golden outside and a creamy fluffy inside. Oh yea. And them bitches better be grilled

From experience, food based treats being involved in contract discussions usually doesn't work out :(

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:14 AM

10-12-2018, 02:56 AMSlashACM Wrote: Cain's contract extension includes a clause that mandatory game nights must be held EVERY NIGHT! Bonding with teammates is important and laughing at each other for being stupid is the only real way to achieve that

This is the best clause in this thread hands down, more game nights pl0x

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:15 AM

10-12-2018, 03:17 AMmajesiu Wrote: @karlssens

- Unlimited supply of hugs, whenever Czerkawski start posting sad wolf gifs

The immediate opt-out clause is triggered when the following circumstances happen:
- A chauvinist player is acquired and start destroying team atmosphere
- Oisin Fletcher is no longer on the team

My friend you can have all the hugs you want
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caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:17 AM

10-12-2018, 06:30 AMdrodger91 Wrote: Wait,
My next claused contract will have to include at least 3 challenge Cup championships because when I go inactive and return we need to win, if not the team has to cut me a pay check from all their own salary for the emotional damage it will cause me.

Wait, we can just ask for Challenge Cups in our contracts? I've been working so hard when I should have been working smart smh

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:18 AM

10-12-2018, 08:28 AMluketd Wrote: Subclause 1.a.i:
@Grapehead @tweedledunn

Luke Thomason requests after every assist he gets, both in minors and majors, that the CIty of San Fransisco and the Club has to help a kid along with the Make A Wish Foundation. Charity is a big part of Thomasons charity outreach, and this "Assisting the Kids" campaign helps raise money to help make their finals wishes come true, as well as raise money for future research.

Wow, what a kind and selfless thing to ask f-

10-12-2018, 08:28 AMluketd Wrote: Thomason also requests that King must dress up like Batman for every event.

lmao

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:20 AM

10-12-2018, 08:52 AMNobody Wrote: @Nobody

Bob Bergen requires a Kettle to be supplied in the locker room during every game and training session. It must be freshly boiling for the start of the intermission. In addition to this Bergen must be supplied weekly with a box of Yorkshire Tea Gold.

Meanwhile in Czechoslovakia

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GoonerBear · 10-12-2018, 10:21 AM

CHALLENGE CUP BONUS: Reginald MacIntyre may, in the event the Manhattan Rage win the Challenge Cup during this contract, take it and the Rage GM with him to the United Kingdom, primarily for appearances in Scotland. There, he and the GM must share a drink of scotch from the Cup for the picture to show up on the front page of every major city sports section in the United Kingdom, United States and Canada.

grok · 10-12-2018, 10:23 AM

Cedric Robinson knows there's people around the league he doesn't like, and the feeling is mutual enough that he will pursue a two-team limited NTC in his sophomore contract.

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:36 AM

10-12-2018, 10:23 AMgrok Wrote: Cedric Robinson knows there's people around the league he doesn't like, and the feeling is mutual enough that he will pursue a two-team limited NTC in his sophomore contract.

No grok everybody like you

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DannyMethane · 10-12-2018, 10:37 AM

The Wendy's Chili Clause: When he was a rookie in Halifax, legendary defenseman Lukas Müller requested that the New York Islanders organization buy him a cup of Wendy's Chili. Inspired by this bold act, I, too, will be adding a Wendy's Chili clause into my contracts going forward. The New York Islanders organization (or it's fanbase) will be required to purchase me one (1) cup of Wendy's chili. This is to right a wrong perpetrated several (see also, almost 20) years ago to a young boy in the foreign land of Pittsburgh. Legend has it, he still hasn't eaten Wendy's chili because of this incident.

UncleLeosKomrade · 10-12-2018, 10:41 AM

As Maui approaches his first season in the SHL, he has begun to think ahead to his first big contract. He plans for it to be just a standard contract, however, he plans to have one request: season tickets to the Mets, row 1 in the upper level behind home plate.

caltroit_red_flames · 10-12-2018, 10:45 AM

10-12-2018, 10:41 AMUncleLeosKomrade Wrote: As Maui approaches his first season in the SHL, he has begun to think ahead to his first big contract. He plans for it to be just a standard contract, however, he plans to have one request: season tickets to the Mets, row 1 in the upper level behind home plate.

Why the upper bowl though? Wouldn't you want to be in the lower bowl?

***luke*** · 10-12-2018, 10:51 AM

10-12-2018, 10:37 AMDannyMethane Wrote: The Wendy's Chili Clause: When he was a rookie in Halifax, legendary defenseman Lukas Müller requested that the New York Islanders organization buy him a cup of Wendy's Chili. Inspired by this bold act, I, too, will be adding a Wendy's Chili clause into my contracts going forward. The New York Islanders organization (or it's fanbase) will be required to purchase me one (1) cup of Wendy's chili. This is to right a wrong perpetrated several (see also, almost 20) years ago to a young boy in the foreign land of Pittsburgh. Legend has it, he still hasn't eaten Wendy's chili because of this incident.

will every Islander fan chip in communally, or will it be more of, whoever is around will buy the Chili

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