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S45, S48, S49 Challenge Cup Champion
10-19-2018, 03:16 PM kit Wrote: When I first came into this league I fucking loved it. I loved it so much. I loved the community, I loved progressing my player, I loved the way it felt to see my team and my player play. At this point I feel none of that. The community sucks. Progressing my player sucks. The sim sucks. I’m gonna voice my frustrations out.
Come on brother Kit, you’re better than this.
What makes copy-pasting long posts funny to people?
Har har, someone said a thing that was long, I'm going to make a joke out of it by just repeating it and run it into the ground.
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread
Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)
Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
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10-19-2018, 03:27 PM ArGarBarGar Wrote: What makes copy-pasting long posts funny to people?
Har har, someone said a thing that was long, I'm going to make a joke out of it by just repeating it and run it into the ground.
Its like inside jokes they are only funny to a handful of people i dunno... half the time I read copy pasta I think its 100% serious lmao
| Ryan King | GM | St. Louis Scarecrows | Player: S24 - S37 | GM: S27 - S52|
Regular Season Record: (450- 321- 79)
Playoff Record: (xxx- xxx- xx) (Missed in S32,33&42)
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|| SMJHL Pre Season ||
Team: S24 St. Louis Scarecrows 4-5-1
Stats: GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | S: 5 | +/-: -6 | H: 1 | PIM: 0
Team: S25 St. Louis Scarecrows 9-0-1
Stats: GP: 10 | G: 6 | A: 4 | P: 10 | S: 29 | +/-: +2 | H: 6 | PIM: 6
Team: S26 St. Louis Scarecrows 7-1-10
Stats: GP: 18 | G: 3 | A: 1 | P: 4 | S: 55 | +/-: -3 | H: 7 | PIM: 4
Team: S27 St. Louis Scarecrows 4-9-3
Team: S28 St. Louis Scarecrows 9-7-0
Team: S29 St. Louis Scarecrows 8-5-3
Team: S30 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0-0 - Broken Index
Team: S31 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0-0 - Broken Index
Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 16-7-3
Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 14-9-3
Team: S33 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
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|| SMJHL Regular Season ||
Team: S24 St. Louis Scarecrows 31-18-3
Stats: GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | S: 31 | +/-: -10 | H: 6 | PIM: 4
Team: S25 St. Louis Scarecrows 28-3-19
Stats: GP: 50 | G: 24 | A: 28 | P: 52 | S: 167 | +/-: +22 | H: 36 | PIM: 14
Team: S26 St. Louis Scarecrows 15-11-24
Stats: GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 16 | P: 34 | S: 110 | +/-: -9 | H: 33 | PIM: 14
Team: S27 St. Louis Scarecrows 24-26-0
Team: S28 St. Louis Scarecrows 26-19-5
Team: S29 St. Louis Scarecrows 31-14-5
Team: S30 St. Louis Scarecrows 26-18-6
Team: S31 St. Louis Scarecrows 19-27-4
Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 18-27-5
Team: S33 St. Louis Scarecrows 18-25-7
Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
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|| SMJHL Playoffs ||
Team: S24 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-4 | 1st Round Elimination
S24 Stats: GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | S: 3 | +/-: -1 | H: 1 | PIM: 0
Team: S25 St. Louis Scarecrows 1-4 | 1st Round Elimination
S25 Stats: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | S: 11 | +/-: -2 | H: 8 | PIM: 2
Team: S26 St. Louis Scarecrows 6-5 | 2nd Round Elimination
S26 Stats: GP: 11 | G: 5 | A: 2 | P: 7 | S: 38 | +/-: 4 | H: 4 | PIM: 4
Team: S27 St. Louis Scarecrows 2-4 | 1st Round Elimination
Team: S28 St. Louis Scarecrows 1-4 | 1st Round Elimination
Team: S29 St. Louis Scarecrows 12-4 | 4 Star Cup Champions
Team: S30 St. Louis Scarecrows 3-5 | 1st Round Elimination
Team: S31 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-4 | 1st Round Elimination
Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0 | Missed Playoffs
Team: S32 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0 | Missed Playoffs
Team: S33 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows xx-x-x
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|| Transactions ||
Drafted 6th Round 36th Overall By S24 St. Louis Scarecrows
Drafted 2nd Round 19th Overall By S25 Seattle Riot
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|| Seasons ||
S24: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 2nd Overall, 2nd in the East | 65pts.
S25: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 3rd Overall, 2nd in the East | 59pts.
S26: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 8th Overall, 4th In the East | 41pts.
S27: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 7th Overall, 4th In the East | 48pts.
S28: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 3rd Overall, 3rd In the East | 57pts.
S29: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 1st Overall, 1st In the East | 67pts.
S30: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 3rd Overall, 2nd In the East | 58pts.
S31: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 8th Overall, 4th In the East | 42pts.
S32: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 7th Overall, 4th In the East | 43pts.
S33: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished 7th Overall, 4th In the East | 41pts.
Team: S34 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S35 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S36 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S37 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S38 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S39 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S40 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S41 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S42 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S43 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S44 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S45 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S46 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S47 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S48 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
Team: S49 St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished Xth Overall, Xth In the East | xxpts.
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|| Milestones ||
[S25]
Selected as St. Louis Scarecrows Alternative Captain
Named St. Louis Scarecrows Co-Gm
[S27]
Named St. Louis Scarecrows Gm
Selected To Team Canada
Team Canada Bronze Medal
[S28]
Team Canada Gold Medal
[S29]
Laurifer Trophy
Oriens Trophy
4 Star Cup Champions
Mathias Chouinard Award w/ CRUTCHFIELD
[S34]
Laurifer Trophy
Mathias Chouinard Award w/ JKortesi81
[S35]
Laurifer Trophy
[S39]
Laurifer Trophy
Oriens Trophy
4 Star Cup Champions
Mathias Chouinard Award w/ JKortesi81
[S43]
Oriens Trophy
[S44]
Oriens Trophy
4 Star Cup Champions
[S45]
Oriens Trophy
4 Star Cup Champions
[S46]
4 Star Cup Champions
[S47]
Laurifer Trophy
[S48]
Laurifer Trophy
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| Sam Stone | RW | St. Louis Scarecrows | Canada | Grinder | 09 |
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|| SMJHL Pre Season ||
Team: S60 St. Louis Scarecrows 00-00-00
S60 Stats: GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | S: 7 | +/-: 0 | H: 4 | PIM: 0
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|| SMJHL Regular Season ||
Team: S60 St. Louis Scarecrows 28-30-08
S60 Stats: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 9 | P: 16 | S: 76 | +/-: -7 | H: 79 | PIM: 28
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|| SMJHL Playoffs ||
Team: S60 St. Louis Scarecrows 0-0 | -- Round --
S60 Stats: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | S: 4 | +/-: -5 | H: 12 | PIM: 6
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|| Transactions ||
Drafted 1st Round 9th Overall By S60 St. Louis Scarecrows
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|| Seasons ||
S60: St. Louis Scarecrows: Finished -- Overall, -- in the East | --pts.
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|| Milestones ||
TBD
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kit Registered
S28 Challenge Cup Champion and Shatman
10-19-2018, 03:27 PM ArGarBarGar Wrote: What makes copy-pasting long posts funny to people?
Har har, someone said a thing that was long, I'm going to make a joke out of it by just repeating it and run it into the ground.
What makes copy-pasting long posts funny to people?
Har har, someone said a thing that was long, I'm going to make a joke out of it by just repeating it and run it into the ground.
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actually a skunk
10-19-2018, 01:32 PM cpetrella Wrote: Don’t even get me started about the utter randomness of what team does good.I agree with most of your complaints but disagree strongly here. Hockey is intrinsically a random as fuck sport, when teams take ~30 shots per game and convert less than 10% of those into goals stupid shit is going to happen with alarming frequency and that's awesome.
And even if we decided we had a bit too much randomness... what would the solution be? Longer regular season? More shots? Higher shooting percentage? Longer playoff series? I'd be okay with minor tweaks (~35 shots/game and 1 or 2 percentage points to Sh% seems fair to me but it does make playing goalie even worse) to lower the randomness but I have a hard time seeing anything that would drastically lower the randomness while still being hockey.
Jack Tanner (D) - [Player Page] [Player Updates]
Jack Tanner -- Offensive Defenseman -- MTL & SF -- 1250 TPE
5'11", 210lbs, #37
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S36 -- 50 GP | 21:01 TOI/G | 8 G 19 A | 86 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 28 PIM
S37 -- 50 GP | 21:10 TOI/G | 7 G 28 A | 111 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 36 PIM
S38 -- 50 GP | 19:10 TOI/G | 19 G 20 A | 160 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 25 PIM
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S37 -- 17 GP | 21:45 TOI/G | 4 G 10 A | 36 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM | GWG G3 v Halifax
S38 -- 13 GP | 19:48 TOI/G | 6 G 6 A | 58 SOG | 0-1-0 Fights| 9 PIM | Hat Trick & GWG G3 v PGF, GTG G6 v PGF
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SHL Career Statistics
S39 -- 50 GP | 22:44 TOI/G | 9 G 22 A | 77 SOG | No Fights | 4 PIM
S40 -- 50 GP | 24:01 TOI/G | 7 G 24 A | 88 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM
S41 -- 50 GP | 24:31 TOI/G | 16 G 30 A | 135 SOG | 0-0-6 Fights | 34 PIM
S42 -- 50 GP | 24:24 TOI/G | 8 G 30 A | 111 SOG | 2-1-3 Fights | 30 PIM
S43 -- 50 GP | 25:24 TOI/G | 17 G 31 A | 154 SOG | 301 iCF | 1-0-1 Fights | 24 PIM
S44 -- 50 GP | 21:59 TOI/G | 12 G 22 A | 111 SOG | 229 iCF | 2-0-1 Fights | 53 PIM
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SHL Playoff Statistics
N/A
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IIHF Career Statistics
S36 -- 11 GP | 5:33 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 0 SOG | 0 PIM
S37 -- 13 GP | 14:49 TOI/G | 1G 1A | 5 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 -- 10 GP | 13:57 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 7 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 WJC -- 7 GP | 22:26 TOI/G | 1G 2A | 11 SOG | 0 PIM
S39 -- 13 GP | 16:58 TOI/G | 2G 5A | 16 SOG | 2 PIM
S40 -- 11 GP | 21:54 TOI/G | 4G 7A | 21 SOG | 2 PIM
S41 -- 13 GP | 22:05 TOI/G | 3G 5A | 24 SOG | 2 PIM
S42 -- 13 GP | 23:14 TOI/G | 1G 12A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 0 PIM | GWG in Final v Canada ~Gold Medal~
S43 -- 13 GP | 23:23 TOI/G | 4G 2A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 2 PIM ~Gold Medal~
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Notes:
Drafted #6 Overall in S36 SMJHL Draft (MTL)
S36: RIGHTFUL Esa Anrikkanen Winner
Drafted #2 Overall in S37 SHL Draft (POR)
S38: Hat Trick G3 vs Prince George
S39: Led rookies in scoring
S39: All-Rookie Team (only unanimous)
S42: 1st Star & GWG in IIHF Final
S42: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S43: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S44: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S45: Gordie Howe Hat Trick vs Manhattan Rage: Game 177 - 2 goals, 1 assist, and beat up Clint Eastwood.
5/18 career PS%
One sig is tweed's and the other was a karlssens/Copenhagen collab
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Copy pasta only works if the text is outrageous but intended to be serious
10-19-2018, 03:36 PM ThatDamnWalrus Wrote: Ok
Ok
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Just Monika
NBA has some good copy pasta lately
Quote: > Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
> “He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
> LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
> LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.
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10-19-2018, 03:43 PM kit Wrote: 10-19-2018, 03:39 PM .bojo Wrote: Copy pasta only works if the text is outrageous but intended to be serious
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Capy Bara || D || Vancouver Whalers
Name: Capy Bara
Age: 17
Birthplace: Japan, Sendai
Height: 6ft 11
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 1
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0+ | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -0 | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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Transactions:
Drafted 30th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers
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10-19-2018, 03:43 PM .bojo Wrote: 10-19-2018, 03:43 PM kit Wrote: cOPy PAsTa OnlY woRKS iF THe TexT iS OutRaGEoUS bUT intENdEd tO bE seRIoUs
Did you buy Mario kart
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You've had some productive seasons especially for someone with SC weakness. Also you've not been on a top line, just the last two years on 2nd line PP. You haven't had a season averaging over 20 mins played a game yet. Probably not going to go off super hard when you are playing the 5th/6th most minutes among forwards on your team.
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona
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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/font][/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214
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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38
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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M
S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place
TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
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Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it