Imagine a team with big mouths and no IIHF medals.

Then imagine you sign up for that team.

Then imagine going inactive.

#CzechHockeyKills

S57 || Rude Sniff || D || NBB/NOLA || 479 TPE

Name: Rude Sniff
Age: 28
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200
Number: 92
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S56 - NBB || 50GP || 07G || 03A || +02 || 04PIM || 035SHT || 047SB || 09.02MPPG
S57 - NBB || 66GP || 02G || 13A || +06 || 14PIM || 095SHT || 073SB || 15.26MPPG
S58 - NBB || 62GP || 08G || 19A || -06|| 08PIM || 163SHT || 114SB || 20.29MPPG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S56 - NBB || 05GP || 00G || 00A || -02 || 00PIM || 003SHT || 002SB || 05.57MPPG
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Stuff
S56 Drafted 24th overall by Nevada Battleborn in the SMJHL Draft
S57 Drafted 15th overall by Edmonton Blizzard in the SHL Draft




S38 || Thè Dude || D || STL/TEX || 1554 TPE
Name: Thè Dude
Age: 19
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 192
Number: 98
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S40 - TEX || 50GP || 08G || 20A || +03 || 18PIM || 076SHT || 82SB || 22.36MPPG
S41 - TEX || 50GP || 06G || 25A || -15 || 28PIM || 098SHT || 90SB || 25.52MPPG
S42 - TEX || 50GP || 05G || 37A || -02 || 08PIM || 109SHT || 83SB || 25.08MPPG
S43 - TEX || 50GP || 13G || 32A || -02 || 36PIM || 104SHT || 70SB || 24.26MPPG
S44 - TEX || 50GP || 09G || 25A || +03 || 40PIM || 103SHT || 89SB || 23.79MPPG
S45 - TEX || 50GP || 18G || 25A || +11 || 52PIM || 137SHT || 88SB || 24.16MPPG
S46 - TEX || 50GP || 10G || 32A || -04 || 46PIM || 113SHT || 65SB || 23.77MPPG
S47 - TEX || 50GP || 07G || 25A || +07 || 37PIM || 096SHT || 65SB || 22.47MPPG
S48 - TEX || 50GP || 11G || 29A || +05 || 52PIM || 101SHT || 77SB || 23.59MPPG
S49 - TEX || 50GP || 15G || 27A || -09 || 36PIM || 092SHT || 68SB || 22.56MPPG
S50 - BUF || 48GP || 12G || 21A || -20 || 04PIM || 085SHT || 91SB || 23.21MPPG
S51 - CHI || 50GP || 13G || 27A || +05 || 26PIM || 097SHT || 67SB || 19.56MPPG
S52 - CHI || 50GP || 04G || 20A || +13 || 16PIM || 073SHT || 61SB || 18.84MPPG
Totals || 648GP || 131G || 345A || -05 || 402PIM || 1284SHT || 996SB || 23.01MPPG
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SHL Playoff Stats
S40 - TEX || 05GP || 00G || 00A || -03 || 02PIM || 006SHT || 05SB || 23.70MPPG
S42 - TEX || 05GP || 01G || 03A || +01 || 04PIM || 007SHT || 07SB || 26.29MPPG
S45 - TEX || 11GP || 03G || 04A || +02 || 08PIM || 035SHT || 22SB || 25.65MPPG
S47 - TEX || 17GP || 02G || 15A || +01 || 06PIM || 038SHT || 20SB || 23.09MPPG
S50 - BUF || 06GP || 00G || 02A || +01 || 04PIM || 011SHT || 06SB || 16.13MPPG
S51 - CHI || 07GP || 00G || 05A || +02 || 02PIM || 007SHT || 08SB || 19.46MPPG
S52 - CHI || 07GP || 01G || 01A || +01 || 00PIM || 009SHT || 09SB || 19.84MPPG
Totals || 48GP || 07G || 30A || +05 || 26PIM || 113SHT ||77SB || 22.02MPPG
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S37 - STL || 50GP || 01G || 08A || +06 || 08PIM || 020SHT || 31SB || 18.14MPPG
S38 - STL || 50GP || 04G || 21A || +06 || 08PIM || 074SHT || 53SB || 21.45MPPG
S39 - STL || 50GP || 14G || 25A || +16 || 30PIM || 093SHT || 56SB || 21.52MPPG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S37 - STL || 13GP || 06G || 04A || +06 || 00PIM || 014SHT || 10SB || 17.86MPPG
S38 - STL || 10GP || 03G || 03A || +06 || 02PIM || 026SHT || 07SB || 19.84MPPG
S39 - STL || 13GP || 02G || 04A || -01 || 04PIM || 020SHT || 08SB || 19.66MPPG
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Stuff
S37 Drafted 12th overall by St. Louis Scarecrows in the SMJHL Draft
S38 Drafted 10th overall by Texas Renegades in the SHL Draft
S38 Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S38 Awarded the Tigole Dizzy Augustus Award of Excellence by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S39 Awarded the Tigole Dizzy Augustus Award of Excellence by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S39 Won the Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S40 Won the Gold Medal in the S40 IIHF Tourney with USA
S40 Ryan Jesster Nominee and Loser
S43 Named Alternate Captain of the Texas Renegades
S43 Dropped the 'N' Bomb and avoided any repercussions
S45 Scott Stevens Award Winner.
S52 Retired

Can't buy love, but love can buy a lot.

Antarctica is the best team u just dont know it yet

"Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting"

Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami
                                              Falcons banner credit to @karey

Antarctica is the best team u just dont know it yet

Good hockey climate

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

@Clint Eastwood how do you feel about USA

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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There are two clear choices:

Either create USA, or don't win medals.

but... what do i do with these medals then?

There are two clear choices:

Either create USA, or don't win medals.

but... what do i do with these medals then?  

sigs by ToeDragon84

but... what do i do with these medals then?  

i agree

There are two clear choices:

Either create USA, or don't win medals.

but... what do i do with these medals then?  

Why you lurking in our thread? Is it because you're a closeted USA lover :hmmmmmm:

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

|  |

but... what do i do with these medals then?  

Why you lurking in our thread? Is it because you're a closeted USA lover :hmmmmmm:

i'll click a spam email every once in a while if it's flooding my inbox.

CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE
NAME: Carter Crutchfield
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs
NUMBER: 2
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SHL CAREER STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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TRANSACTIONS
S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada
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CONTRACTS
S65 - ANC: $3,000,000
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AWARDS / TROPHY CASE

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Come Czech out how great we are. America #1

Funny how you named the superior country first

Last I czech'd Czechoslovakia, wasn't even a real country.

Thanks for bumping the best nation, we appreciate that.

Player Page || Update Page

Change Cameron Carter II from Canada to USA. I had dual and played for USA in the WJC the one season they picked me. Hate both of them for leaving me off the WJC roster after winning two way player of the year and a finalist for SMJHL MVP but I already played for USA so it wouldn't make sense for me to be on their roster.

Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)



Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player

Change Cameron Carter II from Canada to USA. I had dual and played for USA in the WJC the one season they picked me. Hate both of them for leaving me off the WJC roster after winning two way player of the year and a finalist for SMJHL MVP but I already played for USA so it wouldn't make sense for me to be on their roster.

welcome to the greatest country!

Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!


Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47

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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5

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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist




Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft


Player Page || Update page

USA USA USA

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || ? TPE Peak ||  S68 -
S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
Height: 5'-11"
Weight: 178 lbs
Shoots: Right
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Trophy Case


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Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68
S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season
S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters
Birthplace: Amiens, France
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 227lbs
Shoots: Left
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Trophy Case
S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom

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Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57
S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows
S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets
Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA
Height: 6'-2"
Weight: 207lbs
Shoots: Right
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Personal Milestones
First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game)
First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145
Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC
Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42
Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player
Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43
S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring
S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring
Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC
Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC
Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC
S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL
S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN
First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game)
S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans
S50 Won Gold With USA
S51 Won Gold With USA
S54 Challenge Cup NOLA

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Trophy Case


S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared)
S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg
S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Ron Mexico Nom
S54 Anton Razov Nom
S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans
S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans

Team Awards

S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL)
S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL)
S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL)
S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)

S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S57 Retired



RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

The OP of this thread is by Jesus the Mexican Way