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Weretarantula’s TPE ranks returns for the SMJHL picks
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(Double media week eligible, 5022 word count and research)
This was well received last time so let’s give it another go! Updates have gone in today and that means it’s the perfect time to be ranking ALL prospects drafted in S45. As per usual I’m ignoring free agents, it’s nothing personal I’m just not mining that data for this article. Let’s start with the list before we get into the team breakdown shall we?! I’ve removed passes and forfeits to make it more concise for you all to peruse. The main issue with some of this is there are a lot of inactive people in this draft, and there is a lot of players who do not have update threads. Because of this, the global average is probably lower than it should be, but stats are brutal and there’s nothing you can do about it. So total sum of TPE is 20925 made up out of 116 players. This gives us a TPE average of 180.39. Without further ado here is the latest TPE earned and the associated pick! 1. Montreal Militia - Nikolai Evans – 208 TPE 2. Kelowna Knights - Karlstraße Scholz – 209 TPE 3. Anchorage Armada (Via Halifax Raiders)- Olivier Cloutier – 184 TPE 4. Detroit Falcons (Via Anchorage Armada Via Halifax Raiders) - Kalvins Zvejnieks – 213 TPE 5. Colorado Raptors (Via Vancouver Whalers)- Anastasia O'Koivu – LAPTOP IN SHOP APPARENTLY 155 TPE 6. St. Louis Scarecrows (Via Detroit Falcons Via Halifax Raiders) - Tyler Tougard – 195 TPE 7. Vancouver Whalers (Via Colorado Raptors)- Borromini Cannellini – 219 TPE 8. Halifax Raiders (Via St. Louis Scarecrows)- Jimmy Slothface – 186 TPE 9. Lethbridge Lions - Eva Lykke Aparjode – 198 TPE 10. Anaheim Outlaws - Jerry Mander – 199 TPE 11. Montreal Militia (Via Kelowna Knights)- Hans Zucker – 202 TPE 12. Montreal Militia (Via Halifax Raiders)- Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova – 199 TPE 13. Anchorage Armada - Johnny Sins – 165 TPE 14. Colorado Raptors - Michael Scarn – 217 TPE 15. Kelowna Knights (Via Montreal Militia )- Guy Zheng – 205 TPE 16. Colorado Raptors (Via Vancouver Whalers)- Eric Vangerberg – 183 TPE 17. Halifax Raiders (Via St. Louis Scarecrows Via Anchorage Armada ) - Perry Morgan – 203 TPE 18. Detroit Falcons - Raino Kyllönen – 200 TPE 19. Lethbridge Lions - Brennan Kennedy Jr. – 201 TPE 20. Anaheim Outlaws - Collin Gibbles – 182 TPE 21. Halifax Raiders (Via Kelowna Knights)- Kristoffer Matsson – 201 TPE 23. Anchorage Armada - Andris Dzerins 180 TPE 24. Colorado Raptors - Nick Brain – 185 TPE 25. Montreal Militia - Kristoffer Svensson – 184 TPE 26. Vancouver Whalers - Bernik Vzrala – 196 TPE 27. St. Louis Scarecrows - Michael Fox – 203 TPE 28. Anchorage Armada (Via Detroit Falcons Via Halifax Raiders) - Kalevi Karhunen – 184 TPE 29. Lethbridge Lions - Monkey D. Luffy – 209 TPE 30. Anaheim Outlaws - Osbert Whacker – 184 TPE 31. Kelowna Knights - Zach Laliberté – 171 TPE 32. Halifax Raiders - Andrej Doskočil – 184 TPE 33. St. Louis Scarecrows (Via Anchorage Armada )- Basil Magnicotta – 204 TPE 34. Vancouver Whalers (Via Colorado Raptors)- Casimir Stevens – 187 TPE 35. Halifax Raiders (Via Montreal Militia )- Matt Kholin – 195 TPE 36. Vancouver Whalers - Egor Kucherov – 179 TPE 37. Vancouver Whalers (Via St. Louis Scarecrows Via Colorado Raptors) - Petr Mikulak – 185 TPE 38. Detroit Falcons - Jakub Hasek – 155 TPE No update thread 39. Lethbridge Lions - Jøln DuBølk – 178 TPE 40. Anaheim Outlaws - Tibuk Soonika – 163 TPE 41. Detroit Falcons (Via Kelowna Knights)- Kit Smeb – 202 TPE 42. Montreal Militia (Via Halifax Raiders)- Olin O'Dowd – 204 TPE 43. Anchorage Armada - Peter Larson – 181 TPE 44. Colorado Raptors - Yuri Ushakov – 189 TPE 45. Kelowna Knights (Via Montreal Militia) - Bobby Sharp – 184 TPE 46. Vancouver Whalers - Backdoor Barnacle – 189 TPE 47. Halifax Raiders (Via St. Louis Scarecrows)- Mike McKorsy – 196 TPE 48. Halifax Raiders (Via Detroit Falcons )- Frank Mouette – 184 TPE 49. Lethbridge Lions - Donny McMasters – 184 TPE 50. Anaheim Outlaws - Anthony Banthony – 183 TPE 51. Halifax Raiders (Via Kelowna Knights Via Anchorage Armada ) - Oleg Scoreov – 180 TPE 52. Kelowna Knights (Via Halifax Raiders)- David Vent – 182 TPE 53. Halifax Raiders (Via Anchorage Armada )- Troy Reynolds – 178 TPE 54. Colorado Raptors - Daniel Smeb – 187 TPE 55. Montreal Militia - Hank O'Callahan – 159 TPE 56. Colorado Raptors (Via Vancouver Whalers)- Nick Novak – 201 TPE 57. St. Louis Scarecrows - Aleksi Leskinen – 183 TPE 58. Colorado Raptors (Via Detroit Falcons )- Lunga Gumba – 205 TPE 59. Lethbridge Lions - Patrice Nadeau -163 TPE 60. Anaheim Outlaws - Mike Hunt – 202 TPE 61. Kelowna Knights - Barry Batsbak – 183 TPE 62. St. Louis Scarecrows (Via Halifax Raiders)- Fork Spoon – 169 TPE 63. Anchorage Armada Via Halifax Raiders) - Ashburn McAllister – 193 TPE 64. Colorado Raptors - Chico Smeb – 185 TPE 65. Montreal Militia - Steve Yzerman Jr. – 160 TPE 66. Colorado Raptors (Via Vancouver Whalers)- Parker Smeb – 207 TPE 67. St. Louis Scarecrows - Billy Sorokin – 181 TPE 68. Anchorage Armada (Via Detroit Falcons Via Halifax Raiders) - Ricardo Cotalay – 184 TPE 69. Lethbridge Lions - Dickens Makeout-King – 192 TPE 70. Anaheim Outlaws - Mathias Seger – 178 TPE 71. Kelowna Knights - Jack Icicle – 187 TPE 72. Detroit Falcons (Via Halifax Raiders)- Kyle Wellwood – 184 TPE 73. Anchorage Armada - Brock Emmerton – 175 TPE 74. Colorado Raptors - Knute Knurtsson – 202 TPE 75. Montreal Militia - Dylan Frank – 155 TPE INACTIVE 76. Colorado Raptors (Via Vancouver Whalers)- Loki Odinsson – 160 TPE 77. St. Louis Scarecrows - Blaze Zukal – 168 TPE 78. Detroit Falcons - Emil Olsson – 175 TPE 79. Lethbridge Lions - Sami Kärppä – 175 TPE 80. Anaheim Outlaws - Clifton Outlaw – ACTUALLY ON HALIFAX 183 TPE 81. Kelowna Knights - Liam Hutchinson – 180 TPE 82. Anaheim Outlaws (Via Halifax Raiders) - Thornton Opperman – 182 TPE 83. Anchorage Armada - Bill Umberger – 168 TPE 84. Vancouver Whalers (Via Colorado Raptors)- Rudy Mentz – 173 TPE 85. Montreal Militia - James Truong – 176 TPE 86. Vancouver Whalers - Filip Jedlicka – 187 TPE 87. St. Louis Scarecrows - Gordie Boomhover 198 TPE 88. Detroit Falcons - Mikael Młynarczyk 163 TPE UNKNOWN? 89. Lethbridge Lions - Jordan Joestar – 178 TPE 90. Anaheim Outlaws - Alexei Ivanov – 162 TPE 91. Kelowna Knights - Big Fudge – UNKNOWN? 92. Halifax Raiders - Pj Paradise – 161 TPE 94. Colorado Raptors - Steve Craig – 195 TPE 95. Montreal Militia - Commander Shepard – 173 TPE 96. Vancouver Whalers - Trey ward – 171 TPE 97. St. Louis Scarecrows - Jeff Bazinet – 175 TPE 98. Detroit Falcons - Gabster TheMagnificent – 155 TPE No update thread 99. Lethbridge Lions - Cant Eykhil – 196 TPE 100. Anaheim Outlaws - Johnny Kokihoki – 155 No update thread 101. Kelowna Knights - Low Temp – 175 TPE 102. Halifax Raiders - Yung Javi – UNKNOWN? 105. Montreal Militia - Bradley Hall – 159 TPE 106. Vancouver Whalers - Jeremy Chen – 159 TPE 108. Detroit Falcons - Jackson Samuel – 155 TPE No update thread 109. Lethbridge Lions - Mack Martin – 155 TPE No update thread 110. Anaheim Outlaws - Sean Watson – 155 No update thread 111. Kelowna Knights - John Epiphone – 159 TPE 112. Halifax Raiders - Dylan Karlsson – 173 TPE 118. Detroit Falcons - Scott Maggio – 155 TPE NOT SIGNED 119. Lethbridge Lions - Matias Kunzle – 155 TPE No update thread 120. Anaheim Outlaws - Jaune Attend – 155 TPE No update thread 121. Kelowna Knights - Tobias Elliot – 155 TPE INACTIVE 122. Halifax Raiders - Nero Slater – 155 TPE NOT SIGNED 128. Detroit Falcons - Johnny Gomez – 155 TPE INACTIVE 129. Lethbridge Lions - Jared Myton – 155 TPE No update thread 139. Lethbridge Lions - Junebug Langdon-Wray – 155 TPE from whatever the hell this is: http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=91687 149. Lethbridge Lions - Joaquin Rodriguez Herrara – 155 TPE No update thread Phew! There's a lot of weird no update threads and the like, so sorry if some of that is all over the show but I did the best with what was available. And here is the rankings based on TPE: 1. Vancouver Whalers - Borromini Cannellini – 219 TPE 2. Colorado Raptors - Michael Scarn – 217 TPE 3. Detroit Falcons - Kalvins Zvejnieks – 213 TPE 4. Kelowna Knights - Karlstraße Scholz – 209 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Monkey D. Luffy – 209 TPE 5. Montreal Militia - Nikolai Evans – 208 TPE 6. Colorado Raptors - Parker Smeb – 207 TPE 7. Colorado Raptors - Lunga Gumba – 205 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Guy Zheng – 205 TPE 8. Montreal Militia - Olin O'Dowd – 204 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Basil Magnicotta – 204 TPE 9. Halifax Raiders - Perry Morgan – 203 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Michael Fox – 203 TPE 10. Anaheim Outlaws - Mike Hunt – 202 TPE, Colorado Raptors - Knute Knurtsson – 202 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Kit Smeb – 202 TPE, Montreal Militia - Hans Zucker – 202 TPE 11. Colorado Raptors - Nick Novak – 201 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Kristoffer Matsson – 201 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Brennan Kennedy Jr. – 201 TPE 12. Detroit Falcons - Raino Kyllönen – 200 TPE 13. Anaheim Outlaws - Jerry Mander – 199 TPE, Montreal Militia - Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova – 199 TPE 14. Lethbridge Lions - Eva Lykke Aparjode – 198 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Gordie Boomhover 198 TPE 15. Halifax Raiders - Mike McKorsy – 196 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Cant Eykhil – 196 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Bernik Vzrala – 196 TPE 16. Colorado Raptors - Steve Craig – 195 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Matt Kholin – 195 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Tyler Tougard – 195 TPE 17. Anchorage Armada - Ashburn McAllister – 193 TPE 18. Lethbridge Lions - Dickens Makeout-King – 192 TPE 19. Colorado Raptors - Yuri Ushakov – 189 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Backdoor Barnacle – 189 TPE 20. Colorado Raptors - Daniel Smeb – 187 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Jack Icicle – 187 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Filip Jedlicka – 187 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Casimir Stevens – 187 TPE 21. Halifax Raiders - Jimmy Slothface – 186 TPE 22. Colorado Raptors - Chico Smeb – 185 TPE, Colorado Raptors - Nick Brain – 185 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Petr Mikulak – 185 TPE 23. Anaheim Outlaws - Osbert Whacker – 184 TPE, Anchorage Armada - Kalevi Karhunen – 184 TPE, Anchorage Armada - Ricardo Cotalay – 184 TPE, Anchorage Armada - Olivier Cloutier – 184 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Kyle Wellwood – 184 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Andrej Doskočil – 184 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Frank Mouette – 184 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Bobby Sharp – 184 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Donny McMasters – 184 TPE, Montreal Militia - Kristoffer Svensson – 184 TPE 24. Anaheim Outlaws - Anthony Banthony – 183 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Clifton Outlaw – 183 TPE, Colorado Raptors - Eric Vangerberg – 183 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Barry Batsbak – 183 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Aleksi Leskinen – 183 TPE 25. Anaheim Outlaws - Collin Gibbles – 182 TPE, Anaheim Outlaws - Thornton Opperman – 182 TPE, Kelowna Knights - David Vent – 182 TPE 26. Anchorage Armada - Peter Larson – 181 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Billy Sorokin – 181 TPE 27. Anchorage Armada - Andris Dzerins 180 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Oleg Scoreov – 180 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Liam Hutchinson – 180 TPE 28. Vancouver Whalers - Egor Kucherov – 179 TPE 29. Anaheim Outlaws - Mathias Seger – 178 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Troy Reynolds – 178 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Jøln DuBølk – 178 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Jordan Joestar – 178 TPE 30. Montreal Militia - James Truong – 176 TPE 31. Anchorage Armada - Brock Emmerton – 175 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Emil Olsson – 175 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Low Temp – 175 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Sami Kärppä – 175 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Jeff Bazinet – 175 TPE 32. Halifax Raiders - Dylan Karlsson – 173 TPE, Montreal Militia - Commander Shepard – 173 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Rudy Mentz – 173 TPE 33. Kelowna Knights - Zach Laliberté – 171 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Trey ward – 171 TPE 34. St. Louis Scarecrows - Fork Spoon – 169 TPE 35. Anchorage Armada - Bill Umberger – 168 TPE, St. Louis Scarecrows - Blaze Zukal – 168 TPE 36. Anchorage Armada - Johnny Sins – 165 TPE 37. Anaheim Outlaws - Tibuk Soonika – 163 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Mikael Młynarczyk - 163 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Patrice Nadeau -163 TPE 38. Anaheim Outlaws - Alexei Ivanov – 162 TPE 39. Halifax Raiders - Pj Paradise – 161 TPE 40. Colorado Raptors - Loki Odinsson – 160 TPE, Montreal Militia - Steve Yzerman Jr. – 160 TPE 41. Kelowna Knights - John Epiphone – 159 TPE, Montreal Militia - Bradley Hall – 159 TPE, Montreal Militia - Hank O'Callahan – 159 TPE, Vancouver Whalers - Jeremy Chen – 159 TPE 42. Anaheim Outlaws - Jaune Attend – 155 TPE No update thread, Anaheim Outlaws - Johnny Kokihoki – 155 No update thread, Anaheim Outlaws - Sean Watson – 155 TPE, Colorado Raptors - Anastasia O'Koivu – 155 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Gabster TheMagnificent – 155 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Jackson Samuel – 155 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Jakub Hasek – 155 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Johnny Gomez – 155 TPE, Detroit Falcons - Scott Maggio – 155 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Nero Slater – 155 TPE, Halifax Raiders - Yung Javi – 155 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Big Fudge – 155 TPE, Kelowna Knights - Tobias Elliot – 155 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Jared Myton – 155 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Joaquin Rodriguez Herrara – 155 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Junebug Langdon-Wray – 155 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Mack Martin – 155 TPE, Lethbridge Lions - Matias Kunzle – 155 TPE, Montreal Militia - Dylan Frank – 155 TPE Let’s have a closer look at the top 10, as looking at every single player is going to take me an eternity. First Overall: Borromini Cannellini – 219 TPE Pick seven in the Draft leads the class by 2 TPE and Vancouver must be thrilled to get him this far down in the first round. Veteran @ArGarBarGar was a sure fire first round selection and clear high end earner (wouldn’t you expect someone with 16,583 posts on the site to do well?). This guy isn’t gonna drop off any time soon and undoubtedly deserves the number 1 spot on this list. Second Overall: Michael Scarn – 217 TPE First gen player and everyone’s favourite boss, @Trautner has been earning TPE regularly over the last 3 weeks and established himself in a huge draft class with veteran players. 14th overall is an impressive achievement in this draft class, and a great selection by Colorado. Looking forward to seeing him keep up the great work! Third Overall: Kalvins Zvejnieks – 213 TPE Fourth overall selection by Detroit and a worthy spot indeed given the TPE earned, @Gobbles has been another great earning first genner and is a very similar case to our friend Michael up there. The Falcons would appear to have gotten a solid active here. Tied Fourth Overall: Karlstraße Scholz – 209 TPE Kelowna did their scouting and knew that Edmonton GM @karlssens was a great pick. A little behind the first three but anything above 200 in this draft is exceptional. No stranger to the system, a big name to come next year for sure. Monkey D. Luffy – 209 TPE Another fantastically active first genner and well above the average, Lethbridge clearly got a steal here at pick 28. Despite only joining the site 6 days ago, @TnlAstatine has already flown out of the gates and is earning huge amounts. Keeping it up is the next step we will all wait for eagerly. Fifth Overall: Nikolai Evans – 208 TPE SHL veteran @ztevans was no surprise for being a candidate for first in the draft. Insanely active, well above the average TPE, and like almost everyone else mentioned he is close to top of the class in TPE. Montreal grabbed a stellar player to their locker room here. Sixth Overall: Parker Smeb – 207 TPE Where the hell did this guy come from? This particular Smeb was selected 65th overall in the draft, and yet here he is at 6th in the standings. On closer inspection you can find that it is site vet @O4L behind this guy, and it’s unsurprising that he is smashing out TPE. Fantastic late round steal that other GM’s might have been wary of due to recent absence. Tied Seventh Overall: Lunga Gumba – 205 TPE Another Colorado pick, and another late round steal. At pick 57 we have the one, the only, @Pingy Pingu. Why was he left this late? He may have a slightly spotty history of being in the league… Time will tell if he proves the doubters wrong but he’s making a good effort so far and the Raptors don’t mind taking a risk every now and again. Guy Zheng – 205 TPE And just to prove to this article and the league that there was a huge mix of first genners keeping up with the vets in this draft, we have @goldenglutes. Another guy who only joined 6 days ago, Kelowna will be stoked with the current earnings of their new player. 25 TPE above the average is an awesome start. Just gotta keep it up now! Tied Eighth Overall: Olin O'Dowd – 204 TPE @Sour_Chin_Music actually joined the site back in January, but has been inactive up until now. Which basically explains why he went so low at 41st. Why he chose to start now as opposed to then is a mystery, but being in the top 10 is a great start regardless. Montreal will be hoping he stays around this time for sure. Basil Magnicotta – 204 TPE As a recreate, @Rancidbudgie knows what he’s doing, and I doubt he will stop earning his TPE any time soon. It was interesting to see him get picked at 32nd, but regardless it’s a great pick later in the early draft rounds and St Louis will look forward to seeing their new defenceman grow. Jakub Hasek – 204 TPE Luckily for him this article has taken me all day and he finally created his update thread a little while ago. He was going to be in a different section stuck on 155 TPE, but has now shot up into the top 10. @"Jakub" you cheeky boy you. Detroit will love having this guy on their team. Tied Ninth Overall: Perry Morgan – 203 TPE Despite his SHL page being a little barren, he’s doing awesome work for a new member and looks very active so far. No surprise Halifax were high on him at 17th, and @"owenm43" is keeping it up there in the top ten nicely. Michael Fox – 203 TPE A brand new player, being selected at 26th was pretty appropriate for him given his draft company. 16 TPE really isn’t that much behind the first overall pick, and the Scarecrows have picked up a great winger in @FuzzSHL. Tied Tenth Overall: Mike Hunt – 202 TPE Ignoring the cliché god awful name, @"AtlasHunter" is another first gen and our first Anaheim member in the top 10! Which is surprising given the fact that he was actually selected 59th overall. An active goalie is always a must have and they will be stoked to have gotten this gem. Knute Knurtsson – 202 TPE Another 6 day member, and another Colorado top 10 selection. They had a damn good draft. @Ason94 just keep it up and you’ll be in this list again when I do it next time  Kit Smeb – 202 TPE And now for the Smeb that didn’t go to Colorado, we have @kit. Maybe I’m missing something, maybe he’s returning after a huge absence, but a player with 11k posts on the site should not be falling to pick number 40. Detroit came in like a thief in the night on this one. Fantastic selection. Hans Zucker – 202 TPE Last in the list but definitely not least in terms of earning we have Montreal’s second rounder, @iOBESE. A recreate who retired this season just gone, Hans was surely high on the list of a lot of GM’s. 22 TPE above average and ready to get more from everything we can see. PHEW. That was a ton of info, but I’m not done yet! There are some honourable mentions to be made before I move on to ranking the teams… Anastasia O’Koivu – 155 TPE The peculiar case of being selected 5th overall despite not having earned ANY TPE whatsoever? That’s because this particular player is a site veteran who’s well-loved and I’m sure many are glad to see back. I haven’t dealt personally with @Pris but I’ve only heard good things. Unfortunately she hasn’t been able to update due to not having a computer, so hopefully we see that change in the future! Cant Eykhil – 196 TPE At pick 97 we have returning site member @linsangeles and I’m certain almost everyone missed this pick. Almost in the top 10 and fell this low in the draft? Maybe people were frightened of inactivity but I think Lethbridge have an astounding pick here. Time will tell… Steve Craig – 195 TPE Similar to Cant, @Lem is a returning member from all the way back in 2011! Colorado selected him at 92 this round, and I’m certain they’ll be hoping he can add to their locker room and continue his tradition of making a fantastic rookie. OK! Team ranking time! In my previous articles I’ve given the teams a ranking overall based on how their picks have panned out. That won’t be possible this time due to the amount of players, the lack of time for development and the fact that this has definitely dragged on way too long now. I’ll list each team alphabetically first with their picks, and then give my rankings at the end. ANAHEIM: Mike Hunt – 202 TPE Jerry Mander – 199 TPE Osbert Whacker – 184 TPE Anthony Banthony – 183 TPE Collin Gibbles – 182 TPE Thornton Opperman – 182 TPE Mathias Seger – 178 TPE Tibuk Soonika – 163 TPE Alexei Ivanov – 162 TPE Johnny Kokihoki – 155 No update thread Sean Watson – 155 No update thread Jaune Attend – 155 TPE No update thread TOTAL = 2100 / 12 = 175 Average ANCHORAGE: Ashburn McAllister – 193 TPE Olivier Cloutier – 184 TPE Kalevi Karhunen – 184 TPE Ricardo Cotalay – 184 TPE Peter Larson – 181 TPE Andris Dzerins 180 TPE Brock Emmerton – 175 TPE Bill Umberger – 168 TPE Johnny Sins – 165 TPE TOTAL = 1614 / 9 = 179.3 COLORADO: Michael Scarn – 217 TPE Parker Smeb – 207 TPE Lunga Gumba – 205 TPE Knute Knurtsson – 202 TPE Nick Novak – 201 TPE Steve Craig – 195 TPE Yuri Ushakov – 189 TPE Daniel Smeb – 187 TPE Nick Brain – 185 TPE Chico Smeb – 185 TPE Eric Vangerberg – 183 TPE Loki Odinsson – 160 TPE Anastasia O'Koivu – 155 TPE TOTAL = 2471 / 13 = 190.1 DETROIT: Kalvins Zvejnieks – 213 TPE Jakub Hasek – 204 TPE Kit Smeb – 202 TPE Raino Kyllönen – 200 TPE Kyle Wellwood – 184 TPE Emil Olsson – 175 TPE Mikael Młynarczyk - 163 TPE UNKNOWN? Gabster TheMagnificent – 155 TPE No update thread Jackson Samuel – 155 TPE No update thread Scott Maggio – 155 TPE No update thread Johnny Gomez – 155 TPE INACTIVE TOTAL = 1961 / 11 = 178.3 HALIFAX: Perry Morgan – 203 TPE Kristoffer Matsson – 201 TPE Mike McKorsy – 196 TPE Matt Kholin – 195 TPE Jimmy Slothface – 186 TPE Andrej Doskočil – 184 TPE Frank Mouette – 184 TPE Clifton Outlaw – 183 TPE Oleg Scoreov – 180 TPE Troy Reynolds – 178 TPE Dylan Karlsson – 173 TPE Pj Paradise – 161 TPE Yung Javi – 155 TPE UNKNOWN? Nero Slater – 155 TPE NOT SIGNED TOTAL = 2534 / 14 = 181 KELOWNA: Karlstraße Scholz – 209 TPE Guy Zheng – 205 TPE Jack Icicle – 187 TPE Bobby Sharp – 184 TPE Barry Batsbak – 183 TPE David Vent – 182 TPE Liam Hutchinson – 180 TPE Low Temp – 175 TPE Zach Laliberté – 171 TPE John Epiphone – 159 TPE Big Fudge – 155 TPE UNKNOWN? Tobias Elliot – 155 TPE INACTIVE TOTAL = 2145 / 11 = 195 LETHBRIDGE: Monkey D. Luffy – 209 TPE Brennan Kennedy Jr. – 201 TPE Eva Lykke Aparjode – 198 TPE Cant Eykhil – 196 TPE Dickens Makeout-King – 192 TPE Donny McMasters – 184 TPE Jøln DuBølk – 178 TPE Jordan Joestar – 178 TPE Sami Kärppä – 175 TPE Patrice Nadeau -163 TPE Mack Martin – 155 TPE No update thread Matias Kunzle – 155 TPE No update thread Jared Myton – 155 TPE No update thread Junebug Langdon-Wray – 155 TPE Joaquin Rodriguez Herrara – 155 TPE No update thread TOTAL = 2649 / 15 = 176.6 MONTREAL: Nikolai Evans – 208 TPE Olin O'Dowd – 204 TPE Hans Zucker – 202 TPE Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova – 199 TPE Kristoffer Svensson – 184 TPE James Truong – 176 TPE Commander Shepard – 173 TPE Steve Yzerman Jr. – 160 TPE Hank O'Callahan – 159 TPE Bradley Hall – 159 TPE Dylan Frank – 155 TPE No update page TOTAL = 1979 / 11 = 179.9 ST LOUIS: Basil Magnicotta – 204 TPE Michael Fox – 203 TPE Gordie Boomhover - 198 TPE Tyler Tougard – 195 TPE Aleksi Leskinen – 183 TPE Billy Sorokin – 181 TPE Jeff Bazinet – 175 TPE Fork Spoon – 169 TPE Blaze Zukal – 168 TPE TOTAL = 1676 / 9 = 186.2 VANCOUVER: Borromini Cannellini – 219 TPE Bernik Vzrala – 196 TPE Backdoor Barnacle – 189 TPE Casimir Stevens – 187 TPE Filip Jedlicka – 187 TPE Petr Mikulak – 185 TPE Egor Kucherov – 179 TPE Rudy Mentz – 173 TPE Trey ward – 171 TPE Jeremy Chen – 159 TPE TOTAL = 1845 / 10 = 184.5 So, final rankings are as follows! Kelowna 195 Colorado 190.1 St Louis 186.2 Vancouver 184.5 Halifax 181 Montreal 179.9 Anchorage 179.3 Detroit 178.3 Lethbridge 176.6 Anaheim 175 Now I'm not going to break this down any further, but those rankings look close enough to me! I think Anaheim has gotten the short end of the stick here, but the averages get pretty close to the overall draft class total.
So well done to Kelowna, Colorado and St Louis for making the top three! Sorry to anyone I missed out or anyone who thought that they got shunted by the rundown, but I just can't keep typing tonight
 Let me know in the comments! See you all next time!
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jesus.. this draft class needs its own island... i just cant believe how many people are in it
 No surprise that Borromini Cannellini already TPE whoring! Good guy Austrian Mike Hunt earning them Tpes ... and #RIP Pris's tablet  Sick post @Weretarantula It's why  targeted ya.. Maxime Bouchard's got star quality!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT im at 219 tpe too but i didnt fix my update in time so some of my links got left out
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FUCK WHY DID I FUCK UP MY UPDATE SO BADLY I COULDA BEEN TOP 3 RIGHT NOW
@"luketd" can u re update me pls "Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting" Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami Falcons banner credit to @karey
WeretarantulaRegistered processed.
@kit ah sorry, I only assumed what I found off people’s profiles if I didn’t have prior knowledge about them.
@Pingy Pingu that’s why I put the update cutoff at the start of the post. Everyone is inevitably gonna get better anyways, it’s just an angle of looking at the picks @"luketd" <3 brother, appreciate the sentiments @
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@Weretarantula ya im jokin with ya dude i love that you actually did this because i was looking for something like this so thank you alot!
"Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting" Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami Falcons banner credit to @karey
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Well shit that was mean my names pretty good my brothers name is literally dick fist so idk it seemed right lmao. Love that article tho thanks for the top 10spot I'm really just tpe whoring for @King who I thought would pick me WHY KING WHY YOU LET ME GO TO 59TH PICK INSTEAD I LOVE DANGLES BUT IM PRETTY SURE HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TK RESEARCH ME jk i still love you you're a great dude....but why
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