Have a listen.
Last week, my good buddy @
StaticShocked and I were shooting the shit, talking about doing some collaborative work. And, as is always the case when talking about sports, betting came to mind. Now, of course, we don't *really* have any formal gambling institutions on this site...
but what if we did? And what if that hypothetical gambling institution gave rise to a shitty podcast in which two idiots talk about things way above their paygrade? If those idiots told you where to put your money? If they kept making the same joke about buying your girl a drink with your SHL gambling winnings?
Well, this is a look into that horrifying alternate reality where betting took off on the SHL. Drop a comment. Tell us what an unorganized mess this was. Maybe you want to hear more? Maybe this sparked a need to throw away your SHL Bux™ in a formalized institution? If that's the case, tell us in the first case and email HO in the second case.
This is the SHL Advisory Hour. We call it, you book it.
sigs by me bitch
-------------------------------------- Name: Benson Fiorentini Number: 9 Height: 6'0" Weight: 205lbs Birthplace: Long Island, NY Age: 25 -------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21 S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26 S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32 S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37 S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30 -------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6 S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4 S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12 S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0 S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64 Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65) Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66) Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68) -------------------------------------- Name: Finn Krüger Number: 8 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200lbs Birthplace: Cologne, Germany Age: 53 -------------------------------------- SHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393 Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83 Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45) Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35) Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35) Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36) Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36) Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40) Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40) Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41) -------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05 -------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0 VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13 VAN S40: Did Not Qualify VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43 VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19 VAN S37: Did Not Qualify -------------------------------------- Transactions Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37) Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43) Occasus Trophy Winner (S42) Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)
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(This post was last modified: 01-22-2019, 10:54 PM by FlappyGiraffe .)
haven't listened yet, but there should be SHL Texas Hold em' if gambling becomes a thing
Aleksander Kozlov | C | 2027 TPE | Tampa Bay | Russia | S56 Name: Aleksander Kozlov Born: February 4th, S38 Height: 6'2" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 --------------------------------------
Drafted 5th overall by Carolina Kraken in S55 SMJHL Draft Drafted 1st overall by Tampa Bay Barracuda in S56 SHL Draft
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The incredibly late Trade Deadline Edition:tm:
Pyotr Gallen // RW // Vancouver // Manhattan// Czechia ------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics S69 (HAM): 66 GP || 17 G || 12 A || 29 PTS || 10.1 S% S70 (HAM): 66 GP || 16 G || 27 A || 43 PTS || 10.9 S% ------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S65 (VAN): 66 GP || 17 G || 20 A || 37 PTS || 14.7 S% S66 (VAN): 66 GP || 35 G || 39 A || 74 PTS || 17.0 S% S67 (VAN): 66 GP || 19 G || 40 A || 59 PTS || 10.2 S% S68 (VAN): 66 GP || 34 G || 41 A || 75 PTS || 14.6 S% Junior Totals: 264 GP || 105 G || 140 A || 245 PTS || 14.1 S% ------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics S65 (VAN): 4 GP || 0 G || 1 A || 1 PTS || 0.0 S% S66 (VAN): 11 GP || 6 G || 8 A || 14 PTS || 17.6 S% S67 (VAN): 5 GP || 0 G || 3 A || 3 PTS || 0.0 S% S68 (VAN): 5 GP || 3 G || 2 A || 5 PTS || 16.7 S% Playoff Totals: 25 GP || 9 G || 14 A || 23 PTS || 8.6 S% ------------------------------------------------ Accolades Drafted 19th overall by Vancouver (S65 SMJHL Draft) Drafted 9th overall by Hamilton (S66 SHL Draft) Traded from Hamilton to Manhattan prior to S71 Jan Zacha || C || Toronto || Vancouver || Czechia || Retired ------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Jan Zacha TPE: 209 Position: C || Player Type: ??? Height: 6' 3" || Weight: 215 lbs Number: 67 || Shoots: Right Birthplace: Kladno, Czechoslovakia ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S48 (VAN): 50 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | -3 +/- | 22 PIM | 54.55FO% S49 (VAN): 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 PTS | -1 +/- | 24 PIM | 54.25FO% S50 (VAN): 50 GP | 18 G | 24 A | 42 PTS | -5 +/- | 14 PIM | 55.46FO% S51 (VAN): 50 GP | 17 G | 31 A | 48 PTS | 31 +/- | 28 PIM | 54.49FO% SMJHL Totals: 200 GP | 48 G | 83 A | 131 PTS | 22 +/- | 88 PIM | 54.69FO% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Stats S48 (VAN): 19 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | 1 +/- | 0 PIM | 60.43FO% S49 (VAN): 5 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | 1 +/- | 0 PIM | 43.75FO% S50 (VAN): Coming soon. S51 (VAN): Coming soon. SMJHL Playoff Totals: Coming soon. ------------------------------------------------------------ World Junior Championship Stats - Round Robin S47 (CZE): 27 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -3 +/- | 12 PIM | 50.00FO% ------------------------------------------------------------ World Junior Championship Stats - Medal Round S47 (CZE): 2 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -2 +/- | 0 PIM | 42.42 FO% ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Accomplishments Four Star Cup champion with Vancouver (S48) ------------------------------------------------------------ Roster Moves Drafted 7th overall by the Vancouver Whalers in the S48 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 8th overall by the Toronto North Stars in the S49 SHL Draft Alexander Zajac || C || Hamilton || Czechia || Retired Height: 5' 11" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 37 Peak TPE: 1209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Stats S39 (SEA): 50 GP | 9 G | 18 A | 27 PTS | +1 +/- | 21 PIM | 44.18% FO S40 (SEA): 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 PTS | -27 +/- | 15 PIM | 47.33% FO S41 (SEA): 50 GP | 10 G | 27 A | 37 PTS | +2 +/- | 6 PIM | 51.63% FO S42 (SEA): 50 GP | 15 G | 22 A | 37 PTS | +1 +/- | 18 PIM | 53.76% FO S43 (SEA): 50 GP | 18 G | 31 A | 49 PTS | +18 +/- | 8 PIM | 54.25% FO S44 (SEA): 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 PTS | -7 +/- | 21 PIM | 56.64% FO S45 (HAM): 50 GP | 15 G | 24 A | 39 PTS | +12 +/- | 22 PIM | 52.97% FO S46 (HAM): 50 GP | 18 G | 28 A | 46 PTS | +5 +/- | 4 PIM | 55.72% FO S47 (HAM): 50 GP | 14 G | 15 A | 29 PTS | +1 +/- | 37 PIM | 50.60% FO S48 (HAM): 50 GP | 16 G | 24 A | 40 PTS | +8 +/- | 14 PIM | 52.08% FO Final Career Totals: 500 GP | 147 G | 229 A | 376 PTS | 14 +/- | 166 PIM | 51.92% FO ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Stats S39 (SEA): DNQ S40 (SEA): DNQ S41 (SEA): DNQ S42 (SEA): DNQ S43 (SEA): 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 PTS | +6 +/- | 0 PIM | 43.54% FO - Eliminated in 1st round S44 (SEA): DNQ S45 (HAM): DNQ S46 (HAM): 12 GP | 4 G | 11 A | 15 PTS | +4 +/- | 0 PIM | 55.46% FO - Eliminated in conf. semis S47 (HAM): DNQ S48 (HAM): Soon. Career Total: 18 GP | 7 G | 14 A | 21 PTS | +10 +/- | 0 PIM | 49.50% FO ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 (COL): 50 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | -5 +/- | 20 PIM | 56.76% FO S36 (COL): 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -3 +/- | 22 PIM | 42.50% FO S37 (COL): 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 PTS | -3 +/- | 6 PIM | 48.47% FO S38 (COL/PGF): 49 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 PTS | -3 +/- | 8 PIM | 49.57% FO Career Total: 199 GP | 26 G | 43 A | 69 PTS | -14 +/- | 56 PIM | 49.37% FO ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Stats S36 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PT | -7 +/- | 4 PIM | 85.71% FO S37 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PT | -5 +/- | 0 PIM | 41.10% FO S38 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PT | -3 +/- | 0 PIM | 41.18% FO S39 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -1 +/- | 2 PIM | 50.56% FO S40 (CZE): 10 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS | -4 +/- | 6 PIM | 49.28% FO S41 (CZE): 10 GP | 5 G | 2 A | 7 PTS | -7 +/- | 2 PIM | 56.77% FO S42 (CZE): 10 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 PTS | 0 +/- | 2 PIM | 52.84% FO S43 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 PTS | -2 +/- | 2 PIM | 58.60% FO S44 (CZE): 10 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | 5 +/- | 2 PIM | 55.76% FO S45 (CZE): 10 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | 2 +/- | 4 PIM | 58.57& FO International Totals: 100 GP | 18 G | 32 A | 50 PTS | -22 +/- | 24 PIM | 55.04% FO ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Stats S36 (CZE): DNQ S37 (CZE): DNQ S38 (CZE): DNQ S39 (CZE): DNQ S40 (CZE): DNQ S41 (CZE): DNQ S42 (CZE): 1 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 43.24% FO S43 (CZE): DNQ S44 (CZE): 2 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 49.25% FO S45 (CZE): 1 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PT | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 48.72% FO International Totals: 4 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 47.07% FO ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Awards Winner of the Ryan Jesster Trophy in S39 Nominated to the SHL's All-Rookie Team in S39 Served as Seattle's captain in S40 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Awards Four Star Cup Champion (with Prince George in S38) Winner of Colorado's Team Leadership Award in S36 and S37 Winner of Colorado's Alexander Zajac Award in S36, S37 & S38 Winner of Colorado's Playoff MVP Award in S37 ------------------------------------------------------------ Roster Moves S35 SMJHL Entry Draft: Drafted 46th overall by the Colorado Mammoths S36 SHL Entry Draft: Drafted 44th overall by the Seattle Riot Traded from Colorado to Prince George during the S38 trade deadline Called up to the Seattle Riot before S39 Traded to Hamilton in the S45 offseason
JayWhy
Haven't listened yet, but we did have gambling once. @
Muerto messed something up, I was the only one to catch it and made I think $40M off it. Then suddenly gambling was gone. It only lasted about 2 or 3 weeks.
An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.
Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!
#29 Jakub Aittokallio || G || Edmonton Blizzard || 1,700 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jakub Aittokallio Height: 6'4" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 29 Birthplace: Tampere, Finland Birthday: January 20, 1994 -------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Career Statistics S12 DET: GP: 15 || W: 5 || L: 8 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.97 || SO: 1 || SA: 429 S13 STL: GP: 40 || W: 14 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .896 || GAA: 3.26 || SO: 1 || SA: 1201 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S14 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .895 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 1 || GA: 119 || SA: 1128 || MP: 2663 S15 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 32 || L: 5 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 1.87 || SO: 3 || GA: 76 || SA: 1013 || MP: 2441 S16 EDM: GP: 45 || W: 19 || L: 17 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.54 || SO: 3 || GA: 114 || SA: 1063 || MP: 2691 S17 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 25 || L: 17 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.37 || SO: 2 || GA: 105 || SA: 1025 || MP: 2658 S18 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 31 || L: 8 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 5 || GA: 95 || SA: 1086 || MP: 2693 S19 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 4 || GA: 96 || SA: 1104 || MP: 2679 S20 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 21 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .900 || GAA: 2.55 || SO: 5 || GA: 113 || SA: 1133 || MP: 2655 S21 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 5 || GA: 117 || SA: 1242 || MP: 2791 S22 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 19 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 4 || GA: 117 || SA: 1145 || MP: 2789 S23 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 26 || L: 14 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 3 || GA: 117 || SA: 1190 || MP: 2810 S24 EDM: GP: 47 || W: 21 || L: 22 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .889 || GAA: 2.83 || SO: 2 || GA: 133 || SA: 1197 || MP: 2821 S25 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 27 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 2 || GA: 107 || SA: 1151 || MP: 2674 S26 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.60 || SO: 3 || GA: 116 || SA: 1220 || MP: 2680 S27 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 32 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.33 || SO: 1 || GA: 104 || SA: 1189 || MP: 2674 S28 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 23 || L: 14 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.39 || SO: 3 || GA: 96 || SA: 1129 || MP: 2414 S29 EDM: GP: 38 || W: 29 || L: 8 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 7 || GA: 86 || SA: 1007 || MP: 2300 S30 EDM: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 258 || MP: 544 CAREER: GP: 709 || W: 402 || L: 240 || OTL: 65 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.42 || SO: 53 || GA: 1,735 || SA: 18,280 || MP: 42,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S15 EDM: GP: 19 || W: 12 || L: 4 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .924 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 38 || SA: 499 || MP: 1198 S16 EDM: GP: 18 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .914 || GAA: 2.17 || SO: 2 || GA: 39 || SA: 451 || MP: 1078 S17 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.58 || SO: 0 || GA: 18 || SA: 194 || MP: 418 S18 EDM: GP: 11 || W: 7 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 2 || GA: 25 || SA: 270 || MP: 670 S21 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .937 || GAA: 1.81 || SO: 1 || GA: 13 || SA: 205 || MP: 432 S22 EDM: GP: 12 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .919 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 26 || SA: 321 || MP: 750 S23 EDM: GP: 20 || W: 10 || L: 10 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.65 || SO: 2 || GA: 53 || SA: 567 || MP: 1201 S25 EDM: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .865 || GAA: 3.60 || SO: 1 || GA: 18 || SA: 133 || MP: 300 S27 EDM: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .829 || GAA: 4.17 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 146 || MP: 360 S28 EDM: GP: 17 || W: 12 || L: 2 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .927 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 39 || SA: 536 || MP: 1123 S29 EDM: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 36 || SA: 391 || MP: 784 S30 EDM: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 1 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .861 || GAA: 5.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 5 || SA: 36 || MP: 60 CAREER: GP: 136 || W: 76 || L: 50 || OTL: 10 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 13 || GA: 335 || SA: 3,749 || MP: 8,375 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S15 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .910 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 0 || GA: 15 || SA: 166 || MP: 343 S18 FIN: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 1.66 || SO: 3 || GA: 14 || SA: 196 || MP: 504 S19 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 0 || GA: 30 || SA: 304 || MP: 670 S20 FIN: GP: 8 || W: 5 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .940 || GAA: 1.63 || SO: 2 || GA: 13 || SA: 215 || MP: 479 S21 FIN: GP: 24 || W: 18 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 59 || SA: 640 || MP: 1459 S22 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 2.04|| SO: 0 || GA: 23 || SA: 309 || MP: 675 S23 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.23 || SO: 4 || GA: 28 || SA: 322 || MP: 755 S24 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 8 || L: 4 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .899 || GAA: 2.53 || SO: 0 || GA: 31 || SA: 308 || MP: 735 S25 FIN: GP: 10 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.64 || SO: 0 || GA: 24 || SA: 247 || MP: 546 S26 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .856 || GAA: 3.63 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 222 || MP: 528 S27 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 1.80 || SO: 1 || GA: 20 || SA: 270 || MP: 665 S28 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 387 || MP: 821 S30 FIN: GP: 12 || W: 10 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 2.25 || SO: 1 || GA: 27 || SA: 375 || MP: 720 CAREER: GP: 152 || W: 87 || L: 45 || OTL: 16 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.32 || SO: 12 || GA: 345 || SA: 3,961 || MP: 8,900 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 8th overall in S13 SHL Entry Draft SHL Debut: July 10, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (6-4 Loss) First Career Shutout, July 22, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (1-0) Led league in SV%, GAA, and Wins in S15 Won first playoff series vs. WIN in 7 on 11/6/13 Won Challenge Cup 4-1 vs. WKP Won Challenge Cup 4-2 vs. TOR Won Silver Medal as GM of Finland, S14 League Goaltender TPE Leader, 4/20/14 Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Games Played and Wins (S18) League Record for Consecutive Shutout Minutes (189:12) Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Shutouts (S19) League Record for Wins, Losses, Shutouts, Games Played, Minutes Played both Regular Season and Playoffs -------------------------------------------------- Awards: Three-time Challenge Cup Champion (S15, S16, S28) Gold Medalist (S30) (First Ever in Finland) Three-time Silver Medalist (S14, S15, S24) Three-Time Bronze Medalist (S18, S21, S28) S15 John McBride Trophy for Best Goaltender S15 Mike Honcho Trophy for Fewest Goals Against S15 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S15 Ron Mexico Trophy for Regular Season MVP, first goaltender to win this trophy Two-Time IIHF Best Goaltender (S22, S30) All-SHL West First Team (S27) Two-Time All-SHL Second Team (S18, S19)
#31 Jason Aittokallio || G || Manhattan Rage || 1387 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jason Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 221 lbs Number: 31 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S14 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 46 || W: 31 || L: 11 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .886 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 1 || GA: 114 || SA: 996 || MP: 2614 S31 KEL: GP: 45 || W: 29 || L: 10 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 4 || GA: 93 || SA: 958 || MP: 2638 CAREER: GP: 91 || W: 60 || L: 21 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 2.36 || SO: 5 || GA: 207 || SA: 1954 || MP: 5252 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 10 || W: 4 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .880 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 241 || MP: 695 S31 KEL: GP: 16 || W: 12 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .921 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 32 || SA: 403 || MP: 1,009 CAREER: GP: 26 || W: 16 || L: 7 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 3 || GA: 61 || SA: 644 || MP: 1,704 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S31 MAN: GP: 3 || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .870 || GAA: 4.03 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 92 || MP: 179 S32 MAN: GP: 42 || W: 25 || L: 11 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 2 || GA: 117 || SA: 1214 || MP: 2546 S33 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 138 || SA: 1302 || MP: 2668 S34 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .897 || GAA: 3.19 || SO: 1 || GA: 142 || SA: 1380 || MP: 2667 S35 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 21 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 3.07 || SO: 4 || GA: 137 || SA: 1393 || MP: 2676 S36 MAN: GP: 41 || W: 21 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.98 || SO: 2 || GA: 123 || SA: 1378 || MP: 2478 S37 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 121 || SA: 1428 || MP: 2660 S38 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.00 || SO: 3 || GA: 133 || SA: 1429 || MP: 2664 S39 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 25 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.20 || SO: 2 || GA: 141 || SA: 1512 || MP: 2664 S40 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 17 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .920 || GAA: 2.59 || SO: 2 || GA: 115 || SA: 1433 || MP: 2669 S41 MAN: GP: 35 || W: 15 || L: 19 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.99 || SO: 3 || GA: 105 || SA: 1257 || MP: 2106 CAREER: GP: 429 || W: 208 || L: 185 || OTL: 36 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.96 || SO: 21 || GA: 1,284 || SA: 13,818 || MP: 25,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S32 MAN: GP: 15 || W: 9 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.75 || SO: 0 || GA: 45 || SA: 545 || MP: 1004 S34 MAN: GP: 14 || W: 12 || L: 0 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 37 || SA: 415 || MP: 915 S38 MAN: GP: 20 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 3 || GA: 46 || SA: 699 || MP: 1232 CAREER: GP: 49 || W: 33 || L: 10 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .923 || GAA: 2.44 || SO: 4 || GA: 128 || SA: 1659 || MP: 3151 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S31 FIN: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || SV%: 1.000 || GAA: 0.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 0 || SA: 6 || MP: 15 S33 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 1 || L: 1 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.18 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 181 || MP: 330 S34 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 3.04 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 333 || MP: 632 S35 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 2 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.90 || SO: 0 || GA: 37 || SA: 392 || MP: 766 S36 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 34 || SA: 344 || MP: 658 S37 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 11 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 35 || SA: 362 || MP: 769 CAREER: GP: 57 || W: 31 || L: 13 || OTL: 7 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.84 || SO: 2 || GA: 150 || SA: 1618 || MP: 3,170 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 5th Overall in S31 Entry Draft by Manhattan Rage -------------------------------------------------- Awards: S31 Four Star Cup Champion - Kelowna S34 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan S35 Bronze Medal - Finland S37 Gold Medal - Finland S38 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
#13 Jax Aittokallio || C || Manhattan Rage || 1916 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jax Aittokallio Height: 6'1" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 15 || P: 22 || HIT: 25 || SB: 4 || SHT: 105 || SHT%: 6.67 S43 ANC/STL: GP: 51 || G: 14 || A: 20 || P: 34 || HIT: 41 || SB: 8 || SHT: 122 || SHT%: 11.48 CAREER: GP: 101 || G: 21 || A: 35 || P: 56 || HIT: 66 || SB: 12 || SHT: 227 || SHT%: 9.25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 9 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || HIT: 8 || SB: 0 || SHT: 16 || SHT%: 6.25 S43 STL: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || HIT: 9 || SB: 3 || SHT: 26 || SHT%: 7.69 CAREER: GP: 21 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 17 || SB: 3 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 7.14 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S44 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 48 || SB: 11 || SHT: 120 || SHT%: 12.50 S45 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 15 || P: 26 || HIT: 28 || SB: 5 || SHT: 111 || SHT%: 9.91 S46 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 22 || P: 43 || HIT: 27 || SB: 12 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S47 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 23 || SB: 11 || SHT: 155 || SHT%: 9.68 S48 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || P: 36 || HIT: 63 || SB: 16 || SHT: 151 || SHT%: 9.27 S49 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 27 || P: 48 || HIT: 21 || SB: 8 || SHT: 164 || SHT%: 12.80 S50 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 20 || P: 37 || HIT: 9 || SB: 11 || SHT: 156 || SHT%: 10.90 S51 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 24 || P: 41 || HIT: 8 || SB: 13 || SHT: 170 || SHT%: 10.00 S52 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 15 || P: 36 || HIT: 5 || SB: 8 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S53 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 23 || P: 43 || HIT: 31 || SB: 53 || SHT: 196 || SHT%: 10.20 S54 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 38 || P: 51 || HIT: 29 || SB: 42 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.28 S55 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 24 || P: 38 || HIT: 33 || SB: 29 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.92 S56 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || HIT: 39 || SB: 36 || SHT: 160 || SHT%: 11.88 CAREER: GP: 650 || G: 218 || A: 297 || P: 515 || HIT: 364 || SB: 248 || SHT: 2029 || SHT%: 10.74 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S46 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || HIT: 8 || SB: 6 || SHT: 48 || SHT%: 12.50 S47 MAN: GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 17 || SHT%: 5.88 S49 MAN: GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 6 || SB: 1 || SHT: 27 || SHT%: 14.81 S50 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || HIT: 1 || SB: 2 || SHT: 31 || SHT%: 6.45 S51 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 1 || SB: 5 || SHT: 55 || SHT%: 5.45 S52 MAN: GP: 19 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || HIT: 10 || SB: 4 || SHT: 61 || SHT%: 9.84 S53 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || HIT: 7 || SB: 7 || SHT: 22 || SHT%: 4.55 S54 MAN: GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 0 || P: 1 || HIT: 0 || SB: 5 || SHT: 9 || SHT%: 11.11 S55 MAN: GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 6 || P: 6 || HIT: 5 || SB: 3 || SHT: 13 || SHT%: 0.00 CAREER: GP: 82 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || HIT: 38 || SB: 33 || SHT: 283 || SHT%: 8.48 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S44 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || HIT: 21 || SB: 1 || SHT: 18 || SHT%: 11.11 S45 FIN: GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 1 || SHT: 20 || SHT%: 15.00 S46 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 2 || P: 6 || HIT: 14 || SB: 1 || SHT: 28 || SHT%: 14.29 S47 FIN: GP: 13 || G: 7 || A: 6 || P: 13 || HIT: 15 || SB: 2 || SHT: 37 || SHT%: 19.44 S48 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 2 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 9.52 S49 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 7 || P: 13 || HIT: 3 || SB: 3 || SHT: 54 || SHT%: 11.11 S50 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || HIT: 1 || SB: 3 || SHT: 45 || SHT%: 6.67 S51 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 8 || P: 9 || HIT: 0 || SB: 3 || SHT: 35 || SHT%: 2.86 S52 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 6 || P: 9 || HIT: 4 || SB: 5 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 7.69 S53 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 13 || P: 19 || HIT: 13 || SB: 12 || SHT: 51 || SHT%: 11.76 S54 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 5 || A: 14 || P: 19 || HIT: 20 || SB: 20 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 12.50 S55 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || HIT: 9 || SB: 15 || SHT: 50 || SHT%: 2.00 CAREER: GP: 143 || G: 45 || A: 72 || P: 117 || HIT: 120 || SB: 68 || SHT: 460 || SHT%: 9.78 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
#16 Jesper Aittokallio || C || Maine Timber || 211 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jesper Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA (Plays for Finland) Birthday: S44 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S61 MET: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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