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DeletedAtUserRequest · 03-10-2019, 12:25 AM

THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS. IT IS NOT FOR SMJHL ROOKIES.

The leagues 45th showing of the SHL/SMJHL awards show was a major media moment around the globe! The Febuary 15th event in sunny San Diego was telecasted in 44 countries which included a memorable 90 minute red carpet extravaganza with all SHL and SMJHL players invited to the event!

Written Task: in 150 words or more, talk to us about your red carpet moment! What did you wear? who designed it? what vehicle did you climb out of? did you bring anyone with you? were you asked any questions? who sat in the same row as you? did you or anyone else create any controversy or social media buzz? Walk us all through your red carpet experience!

Graphic task: Create a tabloid style graphic from an article about you during your red carpet moment. Graphic should include.
- logo/emblem of the magazine its in
- Title of article
- Your render on the red carpet
- Wording on what the article is about

You will receive 3 capped TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, March 17 at 10 PM EST.

Welfare claims are accepted! *if you’re claiming welfare and have a different username on the affiliates site then you need to state that in your post to get credit.*

Any questions/concerns, please PM me.
Note: Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.

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karey · 03-10-2019, 12:53 AM

The Red carpet is a time on which most players dress well, celebrate their accomplishments, and bring their significant others. However, to raise their PR and perception around the league, the Stampede players decided to for go festivities and donate their tickets to the local YMCA to allow local youth to come to the event. However there was a mixup and those tickets that were meant to go to local youth, ended up being donated to the SPCA. Rather than young boys and girls coming to the event, stray cats and dogs were instead brought and as you can imagine, in Buffalo fashion, were unruly animals flinging their shit all over the place, ruining the fun for everybody else.

This mixup has been rumoured to have been caused by the Augment himself, who as of now has refused to make a statement. The Buffalo stampede organization has issued an apology and has offered dry cleaning to all those affected. They have also made it known that they are so fucking happy with how things turned out.

Mack · 03-10-2019, 03:15 AM

After winning the cup last season the Edmonton Blizzard were invited to England to meet the Queen. I was excited to travel overseas and meet this old lady face to face. When we got to London we were told some specific rules for interacting with her and it was going to be a great night. I went to a fancy suit maker in town that has been in business for over 100 years. They made me the finest suit by hand to fit my perfectly chiseled body and massive thighs. The team was taking a few limo's to the red carpet where we would get a chance to shake hands face to face with the Queen herself. I've heard she's reptilian so I wanted get up close and see for myself. When my turn to meet her came I was shocked at how small this bitch was. Maybe 4 feet tall? She smelled like my grandma mixed with the inside of a wet soggy airplane from the 70's that was heavily smoked in.

StadiumGambler · 03-10-2019, 03:59 AM

Nick Brain was a periphery figure on the red carpet. He wasn't up for any awards, but took time out of his offseason workout schedule anyways to attend the event, and support Knute Knurtsson, Lillie Jacobs, and team captain Cassius Darrow in their award bids. Nick wore a borrowed suit bought at discount from Moore's, and arrived to the event (with several teammates in tow) in a rented version of his personal SUV/Station Wagon/Van hybrid vehicle that seats roughly 326 people. The parking valet was bribed by the team to block in a St. Louis Scarecrow parking space, but the valet screwed up and blocked in Gareth Rush's broken-down rented hummer-limousine instead.

Nick bumped shoulders with various teammates and rivals, and had a staredown with Troy Reynolds that ended when Troy fell for "Got your nose! Got your wallet!". He only took one question, from a wayward reporter asking about his relationship with Dan Curry. Nick replied that he was still looking for a dry-cleaner to get Curry's spit off his tracksuit.

Nick ran into two stars of note: One was Esa Anrikkanen, who Nick got an autograph from in exchange for a Chicken Parm Slider recipe. The other was the famous chef Gordon Ramsay, who turned out to be a secret superfan of the UK's endeavours in international hockey and had actually seen Nick play before. The two got a picture together, and Nick got some tips to step up various aspects of his cooking game, much to the future delight of many Colorado Raptors.

After Lillie and Knute finished celebrating their award wins, and after Cassius finished his semi-insane mutterings about a league-wide conspiracy to screw him over for the benefit of the St. Louis Scarecrows, the post-gaming broke up. Nick played designated driver and got people home to their hotel in good condiction and without a felony indictment, putting him one-up on anyone whos ever been responsible for sheperding the Halifax Raiders. This year was just a taste of the experience, but the hope was that next year, Nick would be onstage to accept some hardware after a Four Star Cup win by Denver's finest........

gordieboom · 03-10-2019, 06:04 AM

Gordie is not a big fan of red carpet parties, so when he got an invitation from the organization he didn't jumped in the air of excitement. He doesn't like the formal hassle and went to the big party with a bit reluctance. He picked out a normal black suit in his wardrobe, nothing too fancy. Good friend and teammate TT Wawazat picked him up in his yellow/black Mercedes Benz S550. At the party, none of the paparazzi seem to knew Gordie at that time, and luckily he didn't need to answer any questions. Offcourse he sat in the same row as all of his St.Louis buddies, hoping one of his nominated teammates would win an award. Which surprisingly was not Ty Hoover, who sat three seat next to Gordie with a grumpy face throughout the evening. TT Wawazat tried to cheer him up for not being nominated with one of his jokes, but he couldn't get more than a light smile on his face.

***hhh81*** · 03-10-2019, 11:04 AM

After skipping the S44 SMJHL Awards show (where he was nominated for several awards), Cassius Darrow was forced to attend the S45 Awards show. He wore a nicely tailored blue suit, a freshly pressed white shirt, brown wingtipped shoes, and a dark blue tie. He rode to the event in Nick Brain's SUV, alongside fellow nominees Knute Knurtsson, Lillie Jacobs, and fellow supportive teammates Jakub "Hatman" Novak and The Yurk (Yuri Ushakov). While his teammates took in the red carpet, Darrow snuck into the theater, grabbed himself a water from the cash bar, and sat silently in the corner, hiding from the hubbub of cameras, rich people, and hangers on. Fellow SMJHL stars and Team Germany prospects Derek Bohne and Sanyi Kocsis found him in the corner and said hello on their way to their seats. Eventually Novak and Jacobs found him and convinced Darrow to go in to their seats. Once inside, Darrow watched the awards quietly, forcing a small smirk when his name was announced for a few awards. Afterwards, the Raptors piled back into Brain's SUV and went their separate ways.

Allen · 03-10-2019, 11:14 AM

Big Dic Chaney rolled up to the red carpet in a XL stretch Hummer and brought the whole state of Texas with him to the party. There were a lot of people that popped out of the limo. I mean, seriously, it was a problem. They were all pretty drunk too cuz we sippin that Henny in the back of the Hummy, feel me? As far as threads go, I brought the custom Giorgio Armani threads out and actually had Armani himself there to make sure that we didn't have any Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunctions. You know I do it big with the chains and whatnot, so I had to bring the classic Bun B chain out of the closet for this special occasion. And of course, you know I brought the baddest bitches to flank me. I won't say any names but they were young, fine, and certified dimes.

Narconis · 03-10-2019, 12:18 PM

Geezus Kryyst showed up to the awards ceremony driving a Delorean fully updated with modern technologies. As he stepped out of the gull wing doors, he was wearing a pair of sweatpants and one of those T-shirts that look like a tuxedo. He was holding a bottle of Jagermeister and a 4-pack on Monster. When asked “who are you wearing” he replied “No idea.. I just wear what’s comfortable”. Accompanying Geezus was Sunny, a member of K-Pop group “Girl’s Generation”, She was dressed in a gorgeous gown that honestly made Geezus look quite out of place. During the awards Geezus was seated next to his agent, SHL Hall of Famer Barney Stinson. During the awards Geezus caused a bit of a scene when he ran up to the stage to accept an award he didn’t win. Eventually he was escorted to the SHL Awards Penalty Box, a glassed off room where Geezus spent the rest of show.

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ej27 · 03-10-2019, 12:26 PM

Lockhart wasn't nominated for anything at the SMJHL awards. In fact, he wasn't even invited to attend the show. He watched it from his parents' couch on their big screen TV, wearing some crappy old sweats and eating the creamy inside layer out of an entire pack of Oreos. WHATEVER, DON'T JUDGE. If he had been in attendance though, Lockhart probably would have picked up a sweet new suit from some department store. Maybe Sears, maybe Macy's--who can say? Maybe a new pair of shoes too, some new dress socks. He has a favorite tie, so he definitely would have worn that. He probably would have Ubered to the show from the hotel, but since this is a fancy event, he would have sprang for the LUX Uber. He probably would have brought his step mom as his date and, let's be real, since he wasn't nominated, they would have ditched out early to go have dinner at some crappy diner and talk about what everyone else was wearing or talking about.

soyna87 · 03-10-2019, 01:16 PM

Although the fact that Zach wasn't nominated for anything in the award, he decided that he still wanted to check this iuo while getting a bit hammered at the bar because, why not?

Still a bit fresh in the league, and since he's a responsible guy, Zach took a Uber to the place. Hey wouldn't have made a big flash anyway in his Jetta at the red carpet anyway. He wore a classic black and white suit, but he was flashing a red old bow tie that he have since a few years ago. His mom gave it to him for prom, and you can bet your ass that hellh keep it and wear it with pride!

He went to shook hands with a few guy and gals and congratulate a few others, and bee line the bar so he could order an old-fashioned rum and coke, made with a brown spiced rum with a touch of lime. He sipped a few while watching others get drunk and talk. Zach is a kind of a private person, and he enjoys watching life going on around him. He had a good time laughing at the others making a fool of themselves, that's for sure!

Bonk · 03-10-2019, 01:25 PM

When Don Cherry approached Lil' Manius on the red carpet. Lil' Manius sharted just a little bit as he was in awe of the moment. Manius was exiting the limousine in support of Jason Visser, who was in attendance to the Season 44 SHL Awards Ceremony as he was nominated for Anton Razov Trophy. For his season 44-playoff performance during the Jets Challenge Cup run. Lil’ Manius was already a little upset, as he was not going to be one of the first 30 people in attendance so that meant one thing, no free chips or pop. At least he would be able to take part in devouring numerous Izzy Dogs, which were available at the counter. So needless to say Manius very preoccupied with stomach got out of the limo and when he made eye contact with Cherry who was approaching with a microphone, his body released. At first Manius was relieved, as it was just a fart although after a moment he knew it was more. Lil’ proceeded to stand his ground and struggle through a couple of questions from Don before quickly excusing himself to address the situation.

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**JamesT** · 03-10-2019, 01:52 PM

For the SHL/SMJHL award show that was held in San Diego was a spectacular time to celebrate the best of the best this past season. I did not expect many people to know who i was or even recognize me on the red carpet, but i was surprised to hear people say my name and ask for a picture and autograph. I wore a typical black suit and tie, black dress shoes and a Rolex watch (the watch was a bit much for me, but my girlfriend wanted me to have an accessory on). Speaking of my girlfriend, she was my plus one for the event and she loved every moment of the festivities. Some TV news reporters approached me to ask some questions such as how are you enjoying the red carpet, who are you most excited to see and my fashion style for this evening. No controversy or social media buzz was created by me as i don't like to the center of attention. I got to sit in the same row as my former teammate Willy Mack so we got to catch up for a bit.

My goal for the future is to one day accept a SHL/SMJHL award and for a good reward as well!

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efiug · 03-10-2019, 02:15 PM

Petr Mikulak had dressed up nicely for the SMJHL Awards in San Diego, well as nicely as he could have dressed. Petr has a firm hatred on suits and the like, partially due to their monotonous designs and uncomfortable fittings. He had arrived with all of the other Whalers rookies, of which he was the least excited about this event. After about an hour of the show had passed Petr had decided to make his way outside because he was hot and sweaty in a room full of other hot and sweaty people. He cooled down outside for a bit and played around on his phone for a few minutes before attempting to make his way back in. He tried the door he just came out of and it had locked behind him, so with nothing else to do he headed towards the front to get back inside. Unfortunately neither of the guards recognised him and he didn't have his ID thingy that let him in the first time. He tried calling his Whalers team mates but all of them were watching the awards show. He even tried pulling up pictures of himself on his phone and showing it to the guards, but they told him to get lost before they called the cops on him. Petr was defeated and was nearly about to leave altogether when he bumped into Barret McCarthy, who was nominated for an award and most likely running late. After a brief exchange where he explained why he wasn't inside Petr was let in as McCarthy's "guest". The rest of the night was all fun and soon Petr forgot all about being locked out.

sarmo · 03-10-2019, 03:00 PM

Terrance Nova has previously disagreed with award shows and their inconsistent staffing, and when he was invited to attend the ceremony in season 45, he did not want to miss out on a chance to give a criticizing speech. Ironically, the show was also his first red carpet experience and he came through with it in style. He pulled up in his brand new purchased matte black Nissan Skyline with limo tint windows and hydraulic touch to represent his Southside Htown culture. Young Nova also brought a good friend Slim Thug, a local rapper and good friend, followed by a couple groupies. After walking the carpet, Nova took of his ray bans and gave his speech on how to improve the integrity and consistency of the award show and ended the schooling with autographs and a positive note. Later, the league did fine Nova for the public criticism but it's not something he didn't expect, it just felt reassuring for the long time Chief whos seen his teammates get snubbed too many times.

slothfacekilla · 03-10-2019, 03:27 PM

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