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JRed94 · 03-10-2019, 03:35 PM

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I hopped out of the stretch G wagon with my lineys--Mikkel Haugen and Kire Yelkrab --in tow. We were streaming live to instagram in the whip, but the camera flashes sidelining the red carpet were extreme on another level. This does not really phase the boys or I though, as we know we look good. Look good, feel good -- am I right? We're rocking suits straight out of the roaring twenties and we all have on matching these nasty feathered fedoras. Think Al Capone. We're putting on for Chicago and looking good while doing so. We're just having a time on the carpet answering questions. We see Biznasty doing interviews and he beckons me over. We all know Bizs' shtick so when he begins questioning me on my wheeling ability and my teammates' units I again remain unphased. It was not til after I bumped in to our coach, GM, and owner that I started to check my self. Because coach game me a handful of breath mints and told me that I needed these more than he. Guess that limo ride was a little too lit.

monkey10pts · 03-10-2019, 04:49 PM

It was a magical night for James Dekens. He strolled into red carpet event in a 1969 Shelby Mustang GT, his dream car. Accompanied by his courageous sheep dog Ned, he waltzed his way down the walkway with the red velvet underneath. Dressed head to toe in Manhattan Rage gear, he didn't give a shit about what score E! News was about to give his get-up. Seated between Carson Daly and Fred Durst, they briefly spoke about who she gave head to first. The news of free unlimited New Amsterdam Vodka and as many dirty hookers you could handle were introduced to him by Paul "BizNasty" Bissonette. Craig Finley was amongst Deken's entourage as they walked the walk with the celebrities. Most people had no idea who the two were. Pink Whitneys were had, as were the fun times, and Dekens was sure to forget it in all the right ways.

@hats_4_days

sharksisback · 03-10-2019, 06:10 PM

When I stepped out of my 2014 Nissan Sentra at the SMJHL Awards show, I was honestly puzzled by all of the media attention. Like, I only had about 10 points last season, and I wasn't nominated for anything at all. Why the fuck are the reporters talking to me? Whatever, it's gonna be a long fucking night. I wore a nice blue Giorgio Armani two-piece windowpane design suit. Sophia wore a black Louis Vuitton dress that made me question how the hell I was gonna make it through this awards show without making sexual remarks that these dumbass reporters would probably hear and then report because that's what those vultures do. The media asked me questions like "Did you really beat Kit Smeb up?" and "Do you feel privileged that Sophia didn't dump your ass onto the streets for cheating on her with all of those prostitutes?" The same dumb shit I deal with in Halifax, cool. I get down to my row in this shithole building that they dressed up into a classy awards banquet. I think they call it Staples Center. I look down my row that these fuckers assigned me to because apparently I'm back in grade school, and I see Matt sitting with some foreign looking lady. That's a red flag for her future. Unfortunately, I can't sit next to him because I have to sit next to some dude who's chatting it up with Anastasia O'Koivu. Who is that? Goddamnit, it's fucking Nikolai Evans. I sit down next to him and exchange pleasantries. After like an hour of watching a bunch of nerds go on the stage, I just started playing on my phone and suddenly I just hear some yelling out of my left ear. I just assume Sophia slapped the shit out of a Falcon but then I remember she's on my right. Evans and O'Koivu are just in a fucking screaming match. O'Koivu's yelling "I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE FIRST OVERALL PICK FOR CARRYING YOUR ASS IN WORLD JUNIORS" and Evans is yelling "HAMILTON SHOULD'VE DRAFTED DOSKOCIL OVER YOUR SORRY ASS". I'm just laughing my ass off because this is the only interesting thing to happen all night. Sophia elbowed me because apparently it isn't okay to laugh at that. Anyways, the night didn't get any more interesting after that. I better win at the next one or I'm gonna make a scene.

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Obsidian311 · 03-10-2019, 07:35 PM

Fortunately for me I am a scrub still in the SHL so there was no invite to the SHL awards show this year. Or they lost the invite during the move from San Francisco to New Orleans. Who knows really? However I did watch the show. Watched the SHL stars show up with their super model girlfriends, watched the guys and gals win their awards, and watched the host nervously try to impress people that have no clue who he is. All of this from the comfort of my couch in good old Salem, OR with a blunt in one hand and my phone in another I sat in my birthday suit and watched as players won awards I will never have a shot at. I spent the first portion of the awards show getting as blazed as possible to get the creative juices flowing and then once it was all said and done I washed it down with a bottle of Kraken rum that I had been saving for a few years because of laziness. Boring, I know but it hopefully gets better as the invites start rolling in as I earn more respect in the league.

*NorwegianDemon* · 03-10-2019, 07:52 PM

Anders Christiansen lived what he would call a surreal experience at the last awards show. Behind kind of shy, Christiansen try to avoid having the public attention fix on him, but he decides to fight his fear by appearing on the red carpet at the award show. Anders invited his father to come with him to the awards show. His father has always been a huge hockey fan, something quite rare in Norway, and Anders wanted him to be able to meet some of the current best players in the game and they also got introduced to some of the legends of the SHL that attend the show this year. Christiansen and his father arrived at the show in a taxi cab. They were both wearing standard black suits they own, since they are to the kind to get too fancy. Overall, Christiansen really appreciate his time at the award show and hope to be able to come next year with his name up on the board for one of the SHL trophies.
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FlappyGiraffe · 03-10-2019, 07:54 PM

JVMjrDOT · 03-10-2019, 09:27 PM

PBE PT

Troy_McClure03 · 03-10-2019, 09:50 PM

"And now making his way to the start of the carpet is Troy McClure III of the Winnipeg Jets. Troy is rocking a 1987 Mustang GT, it appears to be a T-Top in mint green. He parks it right on the carpet and is having a dispute with the security team... it appears he has refused to give the keys to the valet, but is being told he can't park there... okay Troy is moving the car himself. While we wait for him.... "

15 minutes later

"... And Troy Is now walking up to the carpet! Took him a while to find a spot I guess. He is wearing a champion hoodie and what appears to be, sketchers? Man he is basically dressed like a bum. Uh looks like security is stopping him. Oh boy it appears they don't know who he is. A little back and forth. Oh Troy is now being escorted out of the event. Other SHL players appear to be ignoring Troy and security as he is being pushed down the carpet, what a shame.

I guess he will have to watch How to Train your dragon 2 when it comes out to dvd! "

Jepox · 03-10-2019, 10:19 PM

Nolan Sawchuk attended the SMJHL awards and had a hell of a night with his two teammates Nickolas Klaus and Sanyi Kocsis. All three of them won awards, and had a hell of a night living it up in the spotlight. The three of them attended the event in matching green suits, looking like a bunch of god damn Leprechauns. It was really a sight to see, but they came away with a bunch of awards so nobody could chirp them too hard. The three climbed out of a limo that I'm sure cost quite a bit of money, and proceeded to immediately get kicked out of their seats, as they weren't actually sitting in the right seats. After the event the three created a ton of controversy as they proceeded to make even the worst of drunks look like a casual drinker and hit the town absolutely mobbing. All in all it was an interesting night that I'm sure nobody will soon forget.

Jenny · 03-10-2019, 10:55 PM

Mia Landvik has had the opportunity to attend a fair number of awards shows over the course of her long career, but rarely because of her own individual performance. She was incredibly honoured to be nominated for the Stevens for the first time in her career, and having announced her retirement just before the awards show, she was determined to make the best of the night. She, of course, brought her husband Mikko Linna as her date, and the two left their twin toddlers with grandparents so they could indulge in a night out. Although Mia didn't win the Stevens, the show was a great opportunity to catch up with all the familiar faces around the league that Mikko hadn't seen in a while and that Mia was about to have much less opportunity to see regularly.

More than that, though, the best part of the red carpet for Mia, hands down, was getting to talk to the fans and do what little she could to repay them for being great over the years - especially all the young kids who told Mia she inspires them to play hockey themselves. She was able to leave after the show reminded of the reason she put so much blood and sweat into the game over the years and return home with her family, confident that she made the impact on the league that she wanted to and content with her choice to move on to a new chapter of her life.

TnlAstatine · 03-11-2019, 02:37 AM

Luffy spent most of the day forgetting there even was a red carpet event. But his boys pulled up in their beat down van and they drove there just in time to be fashionably late. All the boys hoped out of the sketchy looking beat down van wearing the fly-est suits money could buy. Kidding they all wore their dads suits as they aren't really ready for this type of fame yet. As the players had all their meet and greets Luffy just got pretty drunk but not enough to make a fool out of himself. Catching up with his past teammates and fellow competitors whom he likes to shoot the shit with but also remind them they fucking suck from time to time. It was one hundred percent a great night filled with lots of laughs and when everybody was a little toasty a lot of dancing. It was a nice break from the get up and go lifestyle but we all know everybody is gonna be back to the grind in the following days.

ToeDragon84 · 03-11-2019, 03:02 AM

Flames1848 · 03-11-2019, 06:59 AM

Mike McKorsy ath the Season 45 Award Show

Mike McKorsy attends the Award Show wearing nice jeans with a San Francisco 49ers Jersey.
"Of course there is Number 85 (George Kittle, Tigh End) on my back. He is one the sport-idols that inspires me. Young, talented and a good locker room guy and leader", answered the young goalie as he was asked by the media about his dressing. How he arrived at the red carpet? He came with the bus. One block away there was the bus stop from line 42. "From Halifax to San Diego I used the greyhound bus. The raiders would have bought me a plan ticket, but I don’t want that they use that money on me, they can use it for helping our youth to play hockey." After the ceremony McKorsy wasn’t long on the Awards-Party. "The last bus (Line 42) went on 10.30 pm and I want to be at the rink in Halifax tomorrow for the next training session. I will party when I will get my first award", jokes the young german goalie.

***HoltzFan10*** · 03-11-2019, 10:28 AM

Benjamin Blue wanted to come to the awards show in style, so he came to the event in a slick 1982 convertible — which was barely working. He came out of the car with his husky in his arms, carrying her wherever he went. He was wearing some decent shades with cracks in them, no gel on his thigh curly mullet (of course). He was wearing a pink and lime dotted suit with a white shirt. As Blue was walking down the carpet he signed many jerseys and rookie cards, and took pictures with many fans. An interviewer for a news company asked Blue some questions about what he thought about his rookie season (he answered that it was absolutely atrocious), and if he though he would win the SHL rookie of the year award (he answered he hope he doesn’t because then a lot of people would be angry). He sat quietly during the show, sitting beside Flacko and Fantobens.

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