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daBenchwarmer · 03-15-2019, 02:24 PM

"The Bird"

If you have seen Barry Batsbak ever play, you'll know how elegant his play style is. On top of having killer soft mitts, and effortlessly gliding across the ice, Batsbak's signature celebration with the Kelowna faithful is his bird celebration, where he will flap his arms up and down, imitating the wings of a bird.

You're an odd one Batsie, but you're a fun one.

---71 words---

@Katth

StamkosFan · 03-15-2019, 02:43 PM

@FlappyGiraffe

Gary "Destroyer" Grease

I choose this nickname because Gary Grease can destroy opponents on both ends of the ice; he can dish out some monstrous hits, make brilliant defensive plays, as well as contribute on the scoresheet reguarly.

StadiumGambler · 03-15-2019, 03:03 PM

@BarnabasCollins Kata "Cutter" Vilde - potential nickname based off his first name like many in the hockey world, but could also refer to his skates cutting across the crease to get in position for some unrealistic BS yoga pose save.

Nerio · 03-15-2019, 03:07 PM

Barry "The Bird" Batsbak aka Barry Bird

He literally flies around the ice and his cellys range from flapping to laying eggs to shitting on unsuspecting fans during away games
@Katth

**JamesT** · 03-15-2019, 03:13 PM

@Katth

Barry "The Crow" Batsbak

Barry has been a fierce presence on the ice and many teammates of his have dawned him as "The Crow" for his sharp eyes and keenness to find open teammates. He also celebrates every goal he scores with flapping his arms like a bird as well.

karlssens · 03-15-2019, 03:25 PM

03-15-2019, 11:52 AMRomanesEuntDomus Wrote: I guess it's too obvious of a choice but the "Assclap Armada" is still one of my absolute favorites :D @Acsolap

Other than that... Karlstraße "I think I was conceived under a street sign" Scholz because what other reason could there be for that kind of first name?

@karlssens

you just jealous they named a street after me first Tongue

CanadianDuck · 03-15-2019, 03:31 PM

James "The Terminator" Truong
The skills he exhibits are something right out of the future. He never stops attacking until his shift ends, but always remember... He'll be back!

@James Truong

***Snussu*** · 03-15-2019, 04:07 PM

Poopity "Drake" Scoop

He doesn't only look like Drake, He feels like a dragon on ice. Watch out! @Baelor Swift

jRuutu · 03-15-2019, 04:11 PM

Dank ´Juti´ Boija

Dank and his love to snus is not a secret, he has mastered all the techniques by studying Timo Jutila.

Timo and his famous ´double beat´ is something only handful active players are able to pull off.

@Snussu

oddly_colored_beef · 03-15-2019, 04:26 PM

"Grandpa" Ensio Kalju

Just like your grandfather, Kalju is old, weak, and lost all discipline thanks to his dimetia

@jRuutu

tweedledunn · 03-15-2019, 04:35 PM

Dominic "Fartacus" Montgomery

To this day in Halifax, both lockers on either side of Captain Montgomery remain vacant due to Dominic's deep toots.

@bilbo

ErM · 03-15-2019, 04:47 PM

@cpetrella

Rolls with the nickname Teddy "Turn Ya into Puddles" Cuddles.

The meaning definitely has some double entendre as on the ice he will hit you enough times that you're a pile of broken bones and puddle of blood and tears by the end of the first period. Off the ice, he's the ultimate wing man he his cuteness melts the ladies into puddles for all of his Blizz Bros.

JayWhy · 03-15-2019, 04:48 PM

03-15-2019, 04:35 PMtweedledunn Wrote: Dominic "Fartacus" Montgomery

To this day in Halifax, both lockers on either side of Captain Montgomery remain vacant due to Dominic's deep toots.

@bilbo

"The Fashionable" Ray Bork
Obviously, being managed by one of the fashion twins lends itself to a character who is at the very least, one of the more attractive. Too bad about the ugly jersey, off the ice he's straight fire.

An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.

Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!

GOING DOWN IN STYLE. TOAST4LYFE

DeletedAtUserRequest · 03-15-2019, 05:10 PM

03-15-2019, 01:16 PMSlappydoodle Wrote:
03-15-2019, 11:33 AMBarnabasCollins Wrote: Mike "Def Chicken: Izzy @Mike Izzy Cause he always singing this in Calgary lr before games:

Yeah, but are you parmin' it?
(Parmageddon it)
Ooh, really parmin' it?
(Yes, Parmageddon it)
C'mon, Esa, get it, huh
Take it, take it, take it from me
I got a bitchy chicken following me
Pull it, pull it, c'mon trigger the gun
'Cause the best is a yet to come
I say
('Cause the best is yet to come)
Oh, are you parmin' it?
Oh, really parmin' it?
Yes, are you parmin' it?
Whoa, really parmin' it?
Come get it from me
(Gimme all of your parms')
Ev'ry little bit
(Gimme all that you got)
Ev'ry bit of it
(Ev'ry bit of your parms')
Oh, come on live a bit
(Never want it to stop)
Oh, are you parmin' it?
(Gimme all of your parms')
Ooh, really parmin' it?
(Gimme all that you got)
Oh are you parmin it?
(Gimme all of your parms')
Oh, live a bit
(Gimme all that you got)
No, live a bit
You've gotta live it
(Gimme all of your parms')
Ooh, baby live it
(Gimme all that you got)
C'mon and give it
(Ev'ry bit of your parms')
Oh, come on and give it
(Never want it to stop)
Oh, are you parmin' it?
(Gimme all of your parms')
Ooh, really parmin' it?
(Gimme all that you got)
Oh, are you parm' it?
(Ev'ry bit of your parms')
Oh, live a bit
(Never want it to stop)
Whoa
(Gimme all of your parms')

These men are not amused. You will be hearing from their lawyers

your 2019 rock and roll hall of fame headliners Cheers

Mike 'Def Chicken' Izzy -
Dragons

@BarnabasCollins
@Slappydoodle

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DeletedAtUserRequest · 03-15-2019, 05:22 PM

03-15-2019, 04:47 PMErM Wrote: @cpetrella

Rolls with the nickname Teddy "Turn Ya into Puddles" Cuddles.

The meaning definitely has some double entendre as on the ice he will hit you enough times that you're a pile of broken bones and puddle of blood and tears by the end of the first period. Off the ice, he's the ultimate wing man he his cuteness melts the ladies into puddles for all of his Blizz Bros.

'The dirty douche' Tor Tuck
100 hits, 50 blocks....superstar defenseman Tor Tuck inserts himself into all areas of the game and excells in doing the dirty work out there.

@ErM

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