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S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias

Olivier "Olive" Cloutier. Not for any reason other than the uncultured members of the Anchorage locker room cannot pronounce Olivier and I am dumb and read Olive at first and im sticking with it forever.

@Jenny

Alexis "The Human Spreadsheet" Metzler

Metzler has a tremendous depth of knowledge with Excel and Google Sheets, constantly raving about the mountains of data he collects

@Avakael

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"Murderous" mike izzy
as the deffiniton says, "Dangerously violent". The man is a beast who will go to any length to blow you up on the ice sending you to an unforgettable state of misery and pain .

@MikeIzzy

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Aleister "Rookie of the Year" Cain

A shoo-in for Season 46 Rookie of the Year, outperforming much of the league in his first full season in the SHL but somehow not eligible for the award because rules are outdated and silly.

@SlashACM

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Alex "Double A Beef" Andani - This is obviously a play on the double As of this player's name, but also the fact that he is a 6'4, 220 pound behemoth on skates who looks like he eats straight protein at every meal

@Carbine

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03-15-2019, 05:22 PMMike Izzy Wrote:
03-15-2019, 04:47 PMErM Wrote: @cpetrella

Rolls with the nickname Teddy "Turn Ya into Puddles" Cuddles.

The meaning definitely has some double entendre as on the ice he will hit you enough times that you're a pile of broken bones and puddle of blood and tears by the end of the first period. Off the ice, he's the ultimate wing man he his cuteness melts the ladies into puddles for all of his Blizz Bros.

'The dirty douche' Tor Tuck
100 hits, 50 blocks....superstar defenseman Tor Tuck inserts himself into all areas of the game and excells in doing the dirty work out there.

@ErM

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Tig "Man with a Plan" Murphy
After a somewhat disappointing rookie season points wise, accumulating 11 points, most people didnt take the defenceman seriously but with s46 drawing to an end his vision of becoming a #1 defenceman is coming to a reality. Murphs plan is coming along like many thought.
@notorioustig

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DRAFTED 30TH OA S43
S42 WJC GOLD MEDAL
JESTER AWARD FINALIST S45
S45 ALL ROOKIE TEAM
S50 IIHF GOLD MEDAL
S52 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION

Craig "The Keg" Finley

The guy started with Bud Light, but made his way to the darker stuff. Preferring a motor oil beer, the dude has a boomer of a shot due to the incredible amount of keg stands he does.

@hats_4_days

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3 time Four Star Cup Champion S40-S42
S43 Jesster Trophy Nominee Winner

Scored my first SHL goal in just my second SHL game. 2. Manhattan Rage , James Dekens 1 (Mikael Talo 1, Sigurd Hansen 1) at 18:39
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@TnlAstatine  Monkey "GET ME OUT" Luffy.
He makes you want to scream GET ME OUT and demand a trade while only giving you up for a 7th round pick and $5 through e-transfers only.


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Daniel smeb... The INTeresting player

every game daniel smeb makes some INTeresting choices, usually resulting in a few goals against his team. He says this is to give them a false sense of hope so he can quickly come back and dominate the rest of the game. Maybe if he played hockey with both hands at all times hed have some better results.

@Kylrad

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Kit "Drunken Fist Master" Smeb. A callback to the days when all I remember of Kit was a posting in the SHL media with the title "drunk ama"

@kit Forgot to tag you



All-time New England Wolfpack scorer
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Tatu " Wannabe Metzler" Mäkelä

As it was known since he came into the league he wanted to be the next Alexis Metzler but sadly there can only be one and Tatu will forever end up in the shadow of Metzler's greatness.

@WannabeFinn

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Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
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3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)
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Jason "Top Titties" Visser

Guy only shoots it if he has a chance to go top titties 2x4. Also likes to post boobs in his off-ice media so that helps to.

@ToeDragon84

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300+ Career Goals, 750+ Career Points
5th All-Time Goals Scored for WKP,
8th All-Time Goals Scored for SEA/TBB
3rd All-Time in Playoff Points
17th All-Time in Goals

6 Consecutive 50+ Point Seasons, 7 Total
Quote:"idc if ur naked if ur holding that cup" -Jenny

Alexander "Big Fucking" Selich

Standing in at 6'10", Alex Selich is one big fuck and thus completely deserving of the name big fucking. Also, he pretty much penetrates your skater directly into the boards. Nice job tomen.

@Tomen

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"Cash money" Steven's became the nickname of Casimir Steven's because of his elite goaltending that stole games in junior tournaments, allowing the fans who bet on the current Minnesota Chiefs prospect to cash in. The name stuck with him, as everyone including his then-teammates started calling him "Cash"

@Daco

Doubt is a dream killer




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