Inspired by this week's PT I decided to choose goal and victory songs for each of the active players on the Edmonton Blizzard. Some of the reasons they were chosen are silly, other reasons are stupid. Most of these songs are at least alright but listen to Bodies at your own risk, it's been known to make people's ears bleed because of how awful it is. Enjoy!

Goal Songs
@Leafs4ever Hercules Rockefeller - Zero to Hero, Hercules Soundtrack. Rockefeller is a babe, has been for a long time on this team. Jumped on to the team and immediately made a difference, zero to hero just like that.

@ckroyal92 Cory Knouse - Lola Montez by Volbeat. I just chose this song because CK played it once on Rythm bot and I shamefully enjoyed it.

@bluesfan55 Joseph Lombardi - Whiskey in a Jar. Lombardi spends his SHL offseasons playing for team Ireland. Gotta go back to his roots with this one, this song kicks ass.

@"TommySalami" Tony Pepperoni - That's Amore by Dean Martin. I'll be honest this is just a cheap play on Tony Pepperoni, pepperoni being a topping for an Italian food (pizza). When Tony scores a goal and the team's on a roll that's amore!

@Mack Willy Mack - Legend Has It by Run the Jewels. Mack is the nicest dude in our locker room. Seriously he's just a great guy. This song on the other hand is fully of feisty jabs and sick beats. Chosen for him because it's full of anger and hype. A guy as chill as Mack could use some of that on the ice.

@"cpetrella" Teddy Cuddles - Mo Bamba by Sheck Wes. I don't know where the kids get this crap these days but this is right up Cuddles' ally. This fool Sheck Wes talks about how he has hoes or some shit. You should see Cuddles on a night when he ginos. Babes with slush panties line up outside the locker room for him.

@Allen Bernard Freeman - Disco Inferno by The Trammps. Bernard. Burn baby burn. Get it? lol

@DannyMethane Adam Taylor - Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men. Danny has the best dog ever, that pooch has to be honored in his goal song.

@ErM Tor Tuck - Bodies by Drowning Pool. I'm gonna say it right now this is fucking awful. But Tor Tuck is our biggest body checker by far so I'm happy to let this meme play whenever Tor pops one behind the tendy. Hope he suckers a guy after he does it too a la John Scott.

@jRuutu Ensio Kalju - Thomas the Dank Engine featuring Biggie Smalls. Kalju is also known as the (J)Ruutu Train. Let me tell you right now that this song is fire. Hearing that kick ass train whistle with Biggie yelling "come on". Oh baby don't even try to tell me you know a better goal song.

@caltroit_red_flames Brady McIntyre - Come With Me Now by KONGOS. Since this one is me I'll just choose a song that I enjoy that also gets me fired up.

@Keygan Connor Tanner - Blank Space by Taylor Swift. Connor Tanner has a thing hot, blonde and famous ladies. I have a thing for this song.

@Whikadoodle Chippy Chiclets - My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark.Chippy's known in the locker room for his sexy set of chiclets. The guy also listens to this song on repeat before games. Never fails to make sport a big smile. :D

Game Winning Songs for the Tendies
@Muford Tommy Tuck - Cake By The Ocean by DNCE. Being entirely honest, I'm pretty ignorant of Nordic pop culture (as you can probably tell from me previous choices for the players earlier of Nordic descent), but I love this song and it originates from a mistranslation by a couple of song writers from another Nordic country so that's my excuse for using it here. Also Muford is a babe so I'd have "cake by the ocean" with him any day of the week

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

When the puck hits the twine
Less than the average time

That's Pepperoni

Great article!

Tony Pepperoni || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2072 Max TPE
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Regular Season
S45 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 10 || P: 23 || +/-: +13
S46 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 22 || P: 39 || +/-: -6
S47 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 21 || P: 41 || +/-: +8
S48 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 19 || P: 37 || +/-: -6
S49 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 30 || P: 55 || +/-: -1
S50 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 29 || P: 45 || +/-: +3
S51 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 41 || P: 66 || +/-: +23
S52 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 22 || P: 39 || +/-: -5
S53 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || +/-: +24
S54 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 47 || P: 74 || +/-: +8
S55 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +/-: +30
S56 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 32 || P: 50 || +/-: +14
S57 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 48 || P: 78 || +/-: +36
S58 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 37 || A: 34 || P: 71 || +/-: +39
S59 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 33 || P: 60 || +/-: +17
S60 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 32 || A: 24 || P: 56 || +/-: +13
S61 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 46 || P: 64 || +/-: +8
S62 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 26 || A: 25 || P: 51 || +/-: -6
S63 || BAP || GP: 66 || G: 09 || A: 29 || P: 38 || +/-: +55
S64 || BAP || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || +/-: +33
CAR || GP: 1,128 || G: 439 || A: 607 || P: 1,046 || +/-: +298
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Playoffs:
S45 || EDM || GP: 18 || G: 01 || A: 00 || P: 01 || +/-: 0
S46 || EDM || GP: 04 || G: 02 || A: 00 || P: 02 || +/-: 0
S47 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 02 || A: 03 || P: 05 || +/-: +2
S48 || EDM || GP: 05 || G: 01 || A: 01 || P: 02 || +/-: -5
S49 || EDM || GP: 23 || G: 06 || A: 14 || P: 20 || +/-: +4
S50 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 02 || A: 04 || P: 06 || +/-: 0
S51 || EDM || GP: 16 || G: 12 || A: 09 || P: 21 || +/-: +5
S52 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 00 || A: 02 || P: 02 || +/-: -5
S53 || EDM || GP: 17 || G: 05 || A: 15 || P: 20 || +/-: +4
S54 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 01 || A: 02 || P: 03 || +/-: 0
S55 || EDM || GP: 11 || G: 00 || A: 09 || P: 09 || +/-: -2
S56 || EDM || GP: 19 || G: 05 || A: 12 || P: 17 || +/-: -2
S57 || EDM || GP: 07 || G: 00 || A: 02 || P: 02 || +/-: -2
S58 || EDM || GP: 12 || G: 03 || A: 06 || P: 09 || +/-: -4
S59 || EDM || GP: 10 || G: 09 || A: 08 || P: 17 || +/-: +10
S60 || EDM || GP: 10 || G: 06 || A: 02 || P: 08 || +/-: -1
S61 || EDM || GP: 14 || G: 03 || A: 06 || P: 09 || +/-: -2
S62 || EDM || GP: 04 || G: 00 || A: 02 || P: 02 || +/-: -2
S63 || BAP || GP: 17 || G: 01 || A: 06 || P: 07 || +/-: +4
S64 || BAP || GP: 11 || G: 02 || A: 06 || P: 08 || +/-: +4
CAR || GP: 222 || G: 61 || A: 109 || P: 170 || +/-: +6
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Transactions:
S43: Drafted 25th Overall by Edmonton Blizzard
S43: Signed to a 3 season $3 million contract
S45: Called up to the SHL
S45: Signed 3 season $9 million extension
S49: Signed 13 season $52 million extension
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Team Awards:
S45: Challenge Cup Champions (EDM)
S49: Challenge Cup Champions (EDM)
S49: IIHF Gold Medal Winner (GER)
S50: IIHF Silver Medal Winner (GER)
S51: Western Conference Champions (EDM)
S53: Western Conference Champions (EDM)
S57: IIHF Bronze Medal Winner (GER)
S58: IIHF Bronze Medal Winner (GER)
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Personal Awards/Nominations:
S49: 1st Team All-Star
S51: 1st Team All-Star (Unanimous)
S51: Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S51: Ron Mexico Trophy Winner
S51: Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S51: Joe McKeil Trophy Winner
S51: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S51: Anton Razov Trophy Nominee
S52: IIHF Leading Scorer
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Anton Razov Trophy Nominee
S54: 1st Team All-Star
S54: Ron Mexico Trophy Nominee
S55: 2nd Team All-Star
S55: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S55: Joe McKeil Trophy Winner
S57: 3rd Team All-Star
S59: IIHF Top-Forward Finalist



Tony Pepperoni || LW/C || Colorado Raptors || 350 TPE
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SMJHL Stats:
S42 || COL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 17 || P: 32 || +/-: +13
S43 || COL || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 19 || P: 29 || +/-: -5
S44 || COL || GP: 38 || G: 11 || A: 21 || P: 32 || +/-: +5
S44 || DET || GP: 12 || G: 08 || A: 03 || P: 11 || +/-: +7
CAR || GP: 150 || G: 44 || A: 60 || P: 104 || +/-: +20
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Playoff Stats:
S42 COL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1
S43 COL || GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -4
S44 DET || GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -2
CAR || GP: 18 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: -7
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S42: Drafted 33rd overall in S42 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
S42: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
S44: Named Captain of Colorado Raptors
S44: Traded from COL to DET

EDM All-Time Leader in Goals, Assists and Points

mo bamba. that meme hasn't been seen in quite some time in the LR.
Roots has the best one though
good stuff cal

Nikolaus Scholz || GM || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired
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Name: Nikolaus Scholz
Birthplace: Neumünster, GER
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Season Statistics:
S33 EDM [SHL]: 30-16-4, 64 points (2nd) [Eliminated in QF]
S34 EDM [SHL]: 21-23-6, 48 points (7th) [DNQ]
S35 EDM [SHL]: 19-26-5, 41 points (6th) [DNQ]
S36 EDM [SHL]: 19-29-2, 40 points (6th) [DNQ]
S37 EDM [SHL]: 16-27-7, 39 points (6th) [DNQ]
S38 EDM [SHL]: 19-25-6, 44 points (6th) [DNQ]
S39 EDM [SHL]: 28-20-2, 58 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF]
S40 EDM [SHL]: 27-15-8, 62 points (4th) [Eliminated in QF]
S41 EDM [SHL]: 32-13-5, 69 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF]
S42 EDM [SHL]: 30-15-5, 65 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF]
S43 EDM [SHL]: 23-23-4, 50 points (6th) [DNQ]
S44 EDM [SHL]: 35-11-4, 74 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF]
S45 EDM [SHL]: 41-6-3, 85 points (1st) [Champions]
S46 EDM [SHL]: 24-21-5, 53 points (4th) [Eliminated in WC]
CAREER [SHL]: 364W, 270L, 66OTL
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Accolades:
S33 SHL - Named co-GM of Edmonton Blizzard
S33 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination
S35 SHL - Named GM of Edmonton Blizzard
S39 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S41 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination
S42 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination
S44 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner
S44 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner
S44 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination
S45 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner
S45 SHL - League Regular Season Points Record (85)
S45 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions
S45 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner
S45 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner

 
Nikolaus Scholz || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired || HOF
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Name: Nikolaus Scholz
Position: C   || Player Type: Playmaker
Height: 6'4" || Weight: 218 lbs
Number: 19 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Neumünster, GER
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Season Statistics:
S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 52GP, 5G, 9A, 14P +4
S25 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5
S26 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 21A, 35P, -15
S27 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 33A, 47P, +4
S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 12A 19P, +15
S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 17A, 27P, +7
S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 18G, 22A, 40P, +4
S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 17A, 29P, -4
S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 24G, 26A, 50P, +21
S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 21G, 24A, 45P, -15
S34 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 33A, 46P, -6
S35 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 17G, 40A, 57P, -6
S36 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 38A, 49P, -2
S37 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 23G, 34A, 57P, -5
S38 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 19G, 31A, 50P, +7
S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 28A, 43P, -4
S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 27A, 43P, +6
S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 27A, 42P, +12
S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 17A, 24P, -5
S43 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 16A, 24P, -8
S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 15A, 28P, +1
S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 14A, 29P, +13
CAREER [SHL]: 1050GP, 302G, 508A, 810P, +15
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Playoff Statistics:
S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 5GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, +1 [WSF]
S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, -1 [CHAMPS]
S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 13GP, 6G, 3A, 9P, +0 [SF]
S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 15GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -5 [F]
S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, -3 [F]
S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 8G, 7A, 15P, +1 [SF]
S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +1 [QF]
S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 5A, 5P +2 [QF]
S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +2 [QF]
S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -5 [QF]
S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -9 [SF]
S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF]
S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 18GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +1 [CHAMPS]
CAREER [SHL]: 128GP, 36G, 46A, 82P, -15
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IIHF Statistics:
S26 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -1  [SILVER]
S27 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ]
S28 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +4 [QF]
S29 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -1 [DNQ]
S30 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, +1 [QF]
S31 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +1, [SILVER]
S32 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +6, [GOLD]
S33 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 5G, 8A, 13P, +7 [QF]
S34 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -2 [SILVER]
S35 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, +7 [QF]
S36 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +7 [GOLD]
S37 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 4G, 9A, 13P, -3 [SF]
S38 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -1 [SF]
S39 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 1G, 11A, 12P, +11 [QF]
S40 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 10A, 16P, +7 [BRONZE]
S41 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +5 [QF]
S42 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 4G, 1A, 5P, +0 [DNQ]
S43 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -4 [SF]
S44 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -3 [QF]
S45 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, -2 [SF]
CAREER [IIHF]: 229GP, 70G, 119A, 189P, +40
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Top 100 Appearances:
S27 - 91
S28 - 40
S29 - n/a
S30 - 97
S31 - 61
S32 - 47
S33 - 17
S34 - 28
S35 - 30
S36 - 24
S37 - 39
S38 - 13
S39 - 23
S40 - 33
S41 - 56
S42 - 73
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Transactions/Events:
S24 SMJHL - drafted 22nd overall (4th round) by Kelowna
S24 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Kelowna
S25 SHL - drafted 17th overall (2nd round) by Portland
S25 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with Portland
S27 SHL - named Portland captain
S28 SHL - signed 5yr/$20mil contract with Portland
S28 SHL - traded to Edmonton
S32 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee
S33 SHL - signed 3yr/$15mil contract with Edmonton
S35 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee
S36 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S37 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S38 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S39 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S40 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S41 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S42 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton
S43 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton
S44 SHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Edmonton
S45 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S45 SHL - Retired
S50 SHL - Inducted in to SHL Hall of Fame
S50 SHL - Inducted in to IIHF Hall of Fame
S56 SHL - Inducted in to Edmonton Blizzard Hall of Fame

 
Karlstraße Scholz || D || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired
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Name: Karlstraße Scholz
Position: D   || Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Height: 6'2" || Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 65 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Echternach, Luxembourg
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Season Statistics:
S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 9G, 22A, 31P, +15
S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 10G, 18A, 28P, +0
S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 50GP, 13G, 24A, 37P, -25
S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 11A, 19P, +2
S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 19A, 29P, -7
S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 9G, 18A, 27P, +11
S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 27A, 37P, +18
S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5
S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 30A, 41P, +28
S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 31A, 41P, +5
S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 42A, 54P, +35
S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 26A, 42P, +11
S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 40A, 51P, +45
S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 32A, 49P, +36
S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 34A, 45P, +11
S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 9G, 33A, 42P, +26
S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 14G, 18A, 32P, -1
S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 8G, 24A, 32P, -12
S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 17A, 28P, -29
S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 6G, 20A, 26P, -8
S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 29A, 46P, -30
CAREER [SMJHL]: 150GP, 32G, 64A, 96P, -10
CAREER [SHL]: 1044GP, 200G, 467A, 667P, +136
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Playoff Statistics:
S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +0 [QF]
S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 18GP, 4G, 8A, 12P, -2 [F]
S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -3 [QF]
S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 5GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, -5 [QF]
S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 23GP, 1G, 9A, 10P, -1 [CHAMPS]
S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, +1 [QF]
S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 3G, 6A, 9P, -5 [F]
S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +0 [QF]
S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +2 [F]
S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -5 [QF]
S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF]
S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 19GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +17 [SF]
S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -2 [QF]
S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 12GP, 2G, 10A, 12P, +5 [QF]
S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +7 [QF]
S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -5 [QF]
S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 14GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +0 [CF]
S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -2 [QF]
S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -5 [QF]
S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1 [QF]
S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -4 [QF]
CAREER [SMJHL]: 26GP, 6G, 11A, 17P, -5
CAREER [SHL]: 175GP, 24G, 70A, 94P, -2
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IIHF Statistics:
S44 World [WJC]: 15GP, 2G, 6A, 8P, -8 [QF]
S45 World [WJC]: 20GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, +3 [GOLD]
S46 World [WJC]: 30GP, 7G, 8A, 15P, +3 [SILVER]
S46 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +10 [DNQ]
S47 World [WJC]: 28GP, 5G, 12A, 17P, +3 [QF]
S47 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 5A, 5P, +6 [QF]
S48 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, +3 [QF]
S49 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, -8 [QF]
S50 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +0 [QF]
S51 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 6A, 6P, -1 [DNQ]
S52 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ]
S53 Norway [IIHF]: 11GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [QF]
S54 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 8A, 11P, -5 [DNQ]
S55 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +4 [DNQ]
S56 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -3 [DNQ]
S57 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 9A, 11P, +8 [QF]
S58 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 4A, 10P, -2 [DNQ]
S59 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 3G, 9A, 12P, +6 [BRONZE]
S60 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 5A, 8P, +7 [QF]
S61 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +3 [QF]
S62 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +2 [DNQ]
S63 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [DNQ]
S64 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -2 [DNQ]
S65 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -3 [BRONZE]
CAREER [WJC]: 93GP, 21G, 32A, 53P, +1
CAREER [IIHF]: 250GP, 30G, 94A, 124P, +28
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Transactions/Events:
S45 SMJHL - drafted 2nd overall (1st round) by Kelowna
S45 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Kelowna
S45 SMJHL - named alternate captain of Kelowna
S46 SHL - drafted 112th overall (7th round) by Edmonton
S46 SHL - signed 3yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S47 SMJHL - traded to Lethbridge Lions
S47 SMJHL - Quilha Agante Award Nominee
S48 SHL - All-Rookie Team
S49 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S49 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions
S50 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.5mil contract with Edmonton
S51 SHL - signed 3yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton
S53 SHL - 2nd Team All-Star
S53 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Nominee
S54 SHL - signed 1yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton
S55 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil HTD contract with Edmonton
S55 SHL - 1st Team All-Star
S55 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Winner
S55 SHL - Bojo Biscuit Award Nominee
S56 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton
S56 SHL - 3rd Team All-Star
S57 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton
S58 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.0mil contract with Edmonton
S59 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton
S60 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton
S61 SHL - signed 1yr/$7.0mil contract with Edmonton
S62 SHL - signed 2yr/$10.0mil contract with Edmonton
S64 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton
S65 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton
S65 IIHF - Bronze Medal Winner

 
Oskar Scholz || LW || San Francisco Pride || 2k+ TPE peak
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Name: Oskar Scholz
Position: LW || Player Type: Power Forward
Height: 6'4" || Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 9 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Mannheim, Germany
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Season Statistics:
S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 16G, 16A, 32P, -14, 100H
S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 25G, 28A, 53P, -5, 115H
S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 22G, 32A, 54P, -50, 117H
S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 32G, 52A, 84P, -16, 207H
S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 22G, 43A, 65P, -6, 111H
S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 25G, 49A, 74P, -36, 112H
S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 62A, 95P, +24, 128H
S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 21G, 45A, 66P, -28, 81H
S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 52G, 65A, 117P, +42, 148H
S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 36G, 60A, 96P, +22, 149H
S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 52A, 85P, +30, 130H
S79 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 45G, 50A, 95P, +41, 117H
CAREER [SMJHL]: 264GP, 95G, 128A, 223P, -85, 539H
CAREER [SHL]: 528GP, 267G, 426A, 693P, +89, 976H
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Playoff Statistics:
S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 10GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, -5, 22H [R1]
S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 9GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -8, 12H [R1]
S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -8, 8H [R1]
S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 1G, 3A, 4P, -3, 8H [R1]
S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 6GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +3, 10H [R1]
S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -6, 8H [R1]
S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 17GP, 12G, 14A, 26P, +11, 20H [R3]
S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -9, 7H [R1]
S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 21GP, 8G, 21A, 29P, +5, 51H [CHAMPS]
S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 18GP, 11G, 16A, 27P, +8, 29H [R3]
S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 13GP, 9G, 10A, 19P, -4, 35H [R2]
S79 San Francisco [SHL]: 21GP, 14G, 16A, 30P, +17, 25H [CHAMPS]
CAREER [SMJHL]: 31GP, 4G, 11A, 15P, -24, 50H
CAREER [SHL]: 104GP, 61G, 85A, 146P, +25, 184H
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IIHF Statistics:
S68 DCH [WJC]: 15GP, 3G, 10A, 13P, +7, 16H [GOLD]
S69 DCH [WJC]: 13GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +2, 16H [QF]
S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +0, 23H [DNQ]
S70 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 0G, 1A, 1P, -3, 19H [GOLD]
S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -12, 16H [DNQ]
S71 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1, 16H [QF]
S72 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, +5, 17H [GOLD]
S73 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, +2, 14H [QF]
S74 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 9G, 4A, 13P, +11, 26H [QF]
S75 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 6A, 12P, -4, 22H [GOLD]
S76 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +0, 12H [DNQ]
S77 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +5, 15H [QF]
S78 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, -3, 16H [DNQ]
S79 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 10G, 6A, 16P, +1, 11H [DNQ]
CAREER [WJC]: 52GP, 11G, 23A, 34P, -3, 74H
CAREER [IIHF]: 134GP, 47G, 49A, 96P, +17, 168H
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Transactions/Events:
S68 SMJHL - drafted 5th overall (1st round) by Anchorage
S68 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Anchorage
S68 WJC - recipient of Gold Medal
S69 SHL - drafted 4th overall (1st round) by San Francisco
S69 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with San Francisco
S69 SMJHL - recipient of Anchorage Armada MVP award
S70 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with San Francisco
S70 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S72 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S73 SHL - signed 2yr/$8mil contract with San Francisco
S74 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S75 SHL - signed 3yr/$12mil HTD contract with San Francisco
S76 SHL - Challenge Cup Champion!
S76 SHL - 1st All-Star Team Appearance
S76 SHL - Aiden Richan Trophy Winner
S76 SHL - Sarmad Khan Trophy Nominee
S77 SHL - 3rd All-Star Team Appearance
S79 SHL - Challenge Cup Champion!

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Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

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Dieter Frühstück || D || Minnesota Monarchs || 1025 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SHL Stats
S82 || MIN || GP: 46 G: 1 A: 16 PTS: 17 +/-: -26 H: 90 PIMS: 59 SB: 182
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287
S81 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 5 A: 14 PTS: 19 +/-: -13  H: 58 PIMS: 14 SB: 289
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 15 A: 77 PTS: 92 +/-: 35 H: 268 PIMS: 78 SB: 1053
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 4 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78
S81 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -6 H: 2 PIMS: 0 SB: 14
Career SMJHL Playoff Stats
H: 40 G: 1 A: 13 PTS: 14 +/-: 10 H: 37 PIMS: 10 SB: 160
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 and S80
named to SMJHL Defense All-Star team, S80 and S81
led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80 and S81
Hold SMJHL record for most blocked shots in a career



Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
led SHL in goals and points, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || former Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

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