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bluesfan55 I've been a fan of The Simpsons ever since I saw the show. When I heard Matt Groening's representatives were looking for some stars from some of the IIHF's top teams, there was no way I was going to refuse. When I got to their LA studio Bloos and a couple of others were already there to record their voice-overs. I got to be Marc Mittermeier, giant Austrian defender whos strong stick play, crushing hits, and evil laugh not only keep Bart's team at bay, but shortens their bench to boot, much to the cheers of the Austrian nationals. Even nearly ending a defiant Bart's night who refuses to let his team lose here in the Semi-Finals. Bart would come flying down in overtime and upend Marc with a hip check before scoring the winner in overtime, as Mittermeier could only watch helplessly from the ice.
Brooklyn Physt || LD/RD || Colorado Raptors
Height: 5'11" || Weight: 162lbs
Number: 7
Birthplace: New Orleans, US of A
August Von Hecht || G || Tampa Bay Barracuda
Height: 5'8" || Weight: 179lbs
Number: 89
Birthplace: Frankfurt, Germany
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SMJHL Season Career Statistics
S66: ANC GP: 62 W: 29 L: 25 OTL: 5 SO: 1 GAA: 3.30 SV%: .895%
S67: ANC GP: 58 W: 29 L: 20 OTL: 7 SO: 3 GAA: 2.86 SV%: .902%
S68: ANC GP: 56 W: 30 L: 21 OTL: 5 SO: 4 GAA: 3.02 SV%: .893%
S69: ANC GP: 33 W: 14 L: 14 OTL: 1 SO: 4 GAA: 2.97 SV%: .884%
TOT: ANC GP: 209 W: 102 L: 80 OTL: 18 SO: 12 GAA: 3.05 SV%: .895%
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S66: ANC GP: 6 W: 2 L: 3 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 2.85 SV%: 0.906%
S67: ANC GP: 5 W: 1 L: 2 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.36 SV%: .863%
S68: ANC GP: 10 W: 5 L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 0 GAA: 2.77 SV%: .884%
S69: ANC GP: 8 W: 3. L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 1 GAA: 3.79 SV%: .873%
TOT: ANC GP: 29 W: 11 L: 11 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 3.33 SV%: .882%
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SMJHL Hardware
S67 Cedric Robinson Trophy Nominee
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SHL Season Career Statistics
S70: TBB GP: 57 W: 13 L: 39 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.87 SV%: .885%
S71: TBB GP: 58 W: 17 L: 29 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 4.14 SV%: .900%
TOT: TBB GP: 115 W: 30 L: 68 OTL: 7 SO: 1 GAA: 4..50 SV%: .893%
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S70: TBB GP: 0 W:0 L: 0 OTL: 0 SO: 0 GAA: 0.00 SV%: .000%
S71: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899%
TOT: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899%
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SHL Hardware
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Ruslan "Sparkplug" Zaporozhets || LW || Toronto/Calgary
Height: 6'1" || Weight: 200lbs
Number: 18
Birthplace: Zaporizhzhya, Ukraine
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SMJHL Season Career Statistics
S50: STL GP: 50 G: 15 A: 12 PTS: 27 +/-: -9 PIM: 20 SH: 114 SH%: 13.16% Hits: 33 SB: 8 Fighting: 0-0-0
S51: STL GP: 50 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: +1 PIM: 21 SH: 122 SH%: 15.57% Hits: 50 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-1
S52: STL GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 PTS: 46 +/-: +11 PIM: 12 SH: 149 SH%: 10.47% Hits: 71 SB: 9 Fighting: 0-0-0
S53: STL GP: 50 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -10 PIM: 20 SH: 161 SH%: 10.56% Hits: 47 SB: 34 Fighting: 0-0-0
Tot: STL GP: 200 G: 67 A: 88 PTS: 155 +/-: -7 PIM: 73 SH: 546 SH%: 8.15% Hits: 201 SB: 57 Fighting: 0-0-1
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S50: STL GP: 13 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 SH: 24 SH%: 16.67% Hits: 11 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0
S51: STL GP: 12 G: 4 A: 6 PTS: 10 +/-: 7 PIM: 6 SH: 34 SH%: 11.76% Hits: 14 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0
S52: STL GP: 17 G: 3 A: 5 PTS: 8 +/-: -3 PIM: 6 SH: 56 SH%: 5.36% Hits: 16 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0
S53: STL GP: 14 G: 5 A: 3 PTS: 8 +/-: 0 PIM: 2 SH: 47 SH%: 10.64% Hits: 19 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0
Tot: STL GP: 42 G: 16 A: 17 PTS: 33 +/-: 3 PIM: 14 SH: 161 SH%: 10.06% Hits: 60 SB: 14 Fighting: 0-0-0
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SHL Season Career Statistics
S54: TOR GP: 50 G: 16 A: 22 PTS: 38 +/-: -20 PIM: 28 SH: 109 SH%: 14.68% Hits: 111 SB: 56 Fighting: 0-0
S55: TOR GP: 50 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -41 PIM: 41 SH: 102 SH%: 05.88% Hits: 136 SB: 58 Fighting: 0-1
S56: TOR GP: 50 G: 15 A: 21 PTS: 36 +/-: -20 PIM: 24 SH: 121 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 115 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0
S57: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 31 PTS: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 35 SH: 212 SH%: 8.02% Hits: 126 SB: 36 Fighting: 2-1
S58: TOR GP: 66 G: 37 A: 34 PTS: 71 +/-: 33 PIM: 20 SH: 216 SH%: 17.13% Hits: 159 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0
S59: TOR GP: 66 G: 24 A: 39 PTS: 63 +/-: 14 PIM: 44 SH: 194 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 152 SB: 33 Fighting: 0-2
S60: TOR GP: 66 G: 22 A: 30 PTS: 52 +/-: 20 PIM: 48 SH: 179 SH%: 12.30% Hits: 274 SB: 17 Fighting: 0-0
S61: TOR GP: 66 G: 20 A: 22 PTS: 42 +/-: 11 PIM: 12 SH: 172 SH%: 11.60% Hits: 148 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0
S62: TOR GP: 66 G: 16 A: 25 PTS: 41 +/-: 3 PIM: 38 SH: 165 SH%: 9.7% Hits: 182 SB: 28 Fighting: 0-0
S63: CGY/TOR GP: 65 G: 18 A: 21 PTS: 39 +/-: 7 PIM: 65 SH: 145 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 210 SB: 14 Fighting: 1-0
S64: TOR GP: 66 G: 18 A: 26 PTS: 44 +/-: -14 PIM: 22 SH: 139 SH%: 12.90% Hits: 183 SB: 64 Fighting: 0-0
S65: TOR GP: 66 G: 11 A: 19 PTS: 30 +/-: -29 PIM: 8 SH: 139 SH%: 7.90% Hits: 106 SB: 45 Fighting: 0-0
S66: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 30 PTS: 47 +/-: 6 PIM: 16 SH: 170 SH%: 10.00% Hits: 85 SB: 78 Fighting: 0-0
Tot: TOR/CGY GP: 809 G: 237 A: 335 PTS: 572 +/-: -25 PIM: 401 SH: 2063 SH%: 11.49% Hits: 1987 SB: 531 Fighting: 3-4
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S54: TOR Did not qualify
S55: TOR Did not qualify
S56: TOR Did not qualify
S57: TOR Did not qualify
S58: TOR GP: 19 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 2 SH: 49 SH%: 8.16% Hits: 51 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0
S59: TOR Did not qualify
S60: TOR GP: 4 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 3 SH%: 33.33% Hits: 12 SB: 0 Fighting: 0-0-0
S61: TOR GP: 5 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 SH: 6 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 8 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0-0
S62: TOR GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 PTS: 2 +/-: -7 PIM: 0 SH: 7 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 12 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0
S63: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: 1 PIM: 4 SH: 11 SH%: 18.2% Hits: 21 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0
S64: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 0 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 8 SH%: 25.0% Hits: 10 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0
S65: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0
S66: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0
Tot: TOR GP: 48 G: 10 A: 18 PTS: 28 +/-: E PIM: 6 SH: 99 SH%: 10.10% Hits: 123 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0-0
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SHL Hardware
S54 Ryan Jesster Nominee
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SMJHL Hardware
NOTHING
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IIHF Awards/Medals
S53 Won Silver with Czechia
S54 Won Bronze with Czechia
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Richard "Big Dick" Physt || RD/LD || Alumni of Kel/Tor/Nola || Retired/CoGM of Toronto
Height: 6'1" || Weight: 202lbs ||
Number: 62
Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
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SMJHL Season Career Statistics
S38 Kel GP:50, G:0, A:8 P:8, +/-:-1, PIMS:27, H:48, SB:32 fight rec: 0-0-1
S39 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:22, P:24, +/-10, PIMS:57, H:81, SB:39, fight rec: 0-0-1
S40 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:16, P:18, +/-14, PIMS:65, H:76, SB:48, fight rec: 0-0-5
SMJHL Season Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:150, G:4, A:46, P:50, +/-:23, PIMS:149, H:205, SB:119, fight rec: 0-0-7
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S38 Kel GP:6, G:0, A:1 P:1, +/-:-0, PIMS:2, H:8, SB:7 fight rec: 0-0-0
S39 Kel GP:4, G:0, A:2, P:2, +/-0, PIMS:4, H:11, SB:1, fight rec: 0-0-0
S40 Kel GP:10, G:2, A:1, P:3, +/-3, PIMS:6, H:17, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0
SMJHL Playoff Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:20, G:2, A:4, P:6, +/-:3, PIMS:12, H:36, SB:22, fight rec: 0-0-0
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SHL Season Career Statistics
S41 Tor GP:50, G:4, A:10, P:14, +/- -3, PIMS:120, H:83, SB:66, fight rec: 1-2-3
S42 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:14, P:16, +/- -9, PIMS:71, H:100, SB:82, fight rec: 1-0-2
S43 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- 0, PIMS:44, H:109, SB:68, fight rec: 0-0-0
S44 Tor GP:50, G:6, A:10, P:16, +/- +10, PIMS:66, H:149, SB:76, fight rec: 1-0-1
S45 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- +7, PIMS:44, H:123, SB:44, fight rec: 0-0-2
S46 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:28, P:32, +/- +27, PIMS:64, H:139, SB:54, fight rec: 1-0-1
S47 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:26, P:32, +/- +26, PIMS:67, H:119, SB:55, fight rec: 0-1-0
S48 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:29, P:35, +/- +14, PIMS:96, H:132, SB:62, fight rec: 1-1-1
S49 Nola GP:50, G:5, A:21, P:26, +/- -7, PIMS:59, H:101, SB:76, fight rec: 0-1-0
S50 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:29, P:33, +/- 14, PIMS:48, H:115, SB:74, fight rec: 0-0-0
SHL Season Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:500, G:41, A:215, P:256, +/- +79, PIMS:679, H:1170, SB:657, fight rec: 5-5-10
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S41 Tor Did Not Qualify
S42 Tor Did Not Qualify
S43 Tor Did Not Qualify
S44 Tor GP:7, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:8, H:25, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals
S45 Tor GP:5, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:6, H:16, SB:9, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals
S46 Nola GP:20, G:1, A:5, P:6, +/- -8, PIMS:32, H:55, SB:25, fight rec: 0-0-2, Finish: Cup Finals
S47 Nola GP:7, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:15, H:20, SB:5, fight rec: 0-1-0, Finish: Semi Finals
S48 Nola GP:13, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:30, H:29, SB:21, fight rec: 1-1-0, Finish: Conference Finals
S49 Nola GP:11, G:1, A:4, P:5, +/- -1, PIMS:8, H:19, SB:17, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Conference Finals
SHL Playoff Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:63, G:6, A:19, P:25, +/- -9, PIMS:99, H:164, SB:91, fight rec: 1-2-2
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GM Season Statistics
S61: Tor W: 33, L: 29, OTL: 4, Cups:0
S62: Tor W: 32, L: 29, OTL: 5, Cups:0
Total: Tor W: 65, L: 58, OTL: 9, Cups:0
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SHL Hardware
Turd Ferguson Trophy (S41)
Mathias Chouinard Trophy (Western Conference Champions) (S46)
Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S47)
Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S50)
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SMJHL Hardware
4 Star Cup (S40)
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IIHF Awards/Medals
S43 Won Bronze with Austria
S45 Won Bronze with Austria
S47 Won Bronze with Austria
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There has always been one show Collin Gibbles has wanted to guest star on if given the option. And that would be Food Network's Iron Chef America. Gibbles has always had a knack for cooking and a celebrity athlete edition of Iron Chef was too great of an opportunity to pass up. Of course part of the fun on Iron Chef is choosing your opponent for the contest. Gibbles would have to go with none other than the formerly retired, American chef Bobby Flay. The other big part of Iron Chef is the secret ingredient. In this battle the ingredient is Coca Cola. Gibbles quickly began work on making his 5 dishes for the judges. His first dish would be a Cola Coconut Cookie on top of Coconut Ice Cream. The second dish would be a Coke and Lime Roasted Pork Tacos. The third dish on Gibbles' menu was a Spring Salad topped with a Cherry Coke Vinegrette. For the fourth dish, Gibbles decided to be risky and go for a Coke braised ribeye steak with a cola and butter pan sauce. A final dish made by the Minnesota winger was Cola Apple Pie that blew the judges minds away. In the battle of Coke, Gibbles fell just short of victory with Flay just squeaking out a win. It was still an impressive showing that no one expected from the SHL rookie.
Alex Mack Registered
S27, S29, S32, S40, S42 Challenge Cup Champion
Robert Phelps was contacted and requested to be a guest star on Wipeout - Celebrity edition. Wipeout is a popular show where contestants have to complete obstacle courses before others in hopes to win $50,000. In this case the show was being done for charity and the winner got to choose the charity of their choice and that charity would get $500,000. Phelps was nervous about doing a show that could possibly cause injuries, but he was assured that it's entirely safe. Phelps has been passionate about raising money for St. Joseph's Healthcare Foundation since he began living in the nearby area. Things were going great for Phelps when he started, that is until he got to the big balls and went face first into the second one:
After that Phelps seemed a bit dazed, but did manage to make it to the final 3. He was there alongside some musician and fellow Steelhawk, Finn Kruger. Robert couldn't quite get it done and Kruger managed to win the 500k prize for his charity, The Rabies Awareness Society...
Jenny Registered
S30, S31, S33, and S54 Challenge Cup Champion
Olivier Cloutier guest starred on an episode of the Canadian comedy show Letterkenny at the request of his current roommate Raphael D'Alcott. In this episode, Cloutier and d'Alcott play members of a Quebec hockey team in town for a tournament that Reilly and Jonesy are in charge of hosting. Because the tournament was funded largely by the Quebec team, Reilly and Jonesy spend the episode trying to keep the team happy while they make increasingly absurd requests. Neither Cloutier nor d'Alcott are actors, but by all accounts they did a good job nodding along while the real actors yelled in loud Quebecois. Cloutier thought that the experience was fun and was grateful to d'Alcott for inviting him along, even though he's not Canadian and even if he did have to pretend to be Quebecois to do it. He thought his character's request for a rainbow confetti cannon to go off for all his goals was particularly hilarious and joked that he was going to ask Armada management to set that up for him for real.
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Olivier Cloutier | RW | New Orleans Specters
Hometown: Lyon, France
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs
Number: 23
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SHL Career Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 G | 20 A | 32 P | -10 | 8 PIM | 54 HIT | 57 HTT | 170 SHT | 7.06 SH% | 15 SB | 19.39 AMG | 0.66 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 G | 18 A | 37 P | +7 | 2 PIM | 5 HIT | 77 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 12 SB | 21.84 AMG | 0.68 P/20
S51 - TBB | 18 G | 15 A | 33 P | -6 | 0 PIM | 13 HIT | 73 HTT | 169 SHT | 10.65 SH% | 16 SB | 21.10 AMG | 0.63 P/20
S52 - TBB | 19 G | 27 A | 46 P | -10 | 12 PIM | 45 HIT | 89 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 18 SB | 25.29 AMG | 0.73 P/20
S53 - TBB | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -17 | 18 PIM | 15 HIT | 127 SHT | 8.66% SH% | 77 SB | 20.01 AMG
S54 - NOL | 23 G | 32 A | 55 P | +12 | 16 PIM | 2 HIT | 204 SHT | 11.27 SH% | 29 SB | 19.19 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 7 HIT | 17 HTT | 35 SHT | 11.43 SH% | 2 SB | 19.64 AMG | 0.51 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +6 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 28 HTT | 64 SHT | 9.38 SH% | 8 SB | 23.04 AMG | 0.41 P/20
S51 - TBB | 4 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 3 HTT | 9 SHT | 22.22 SH% | 1 SB | 19.88 AMG
S52 - TBB | N/A
S53 - TBB | N/A
S54 - NOL | 17 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 42 SHT | 19.05 SH% | 15 SB | 21.10 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S45 - 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +3 | 10 PIM | 35 HIT | 34 HTT | 65 SHT | 9.23 SH% | 5 SB | 11.82 AMG | 0.44 P/20
S46 - 50 GP | 20 G | 18 A | 38 P | +2 | 12 PIM | 64 HIT | 60 HTT | 158 SHT | 12.66 SH% | 8 SB | 20.00 AMG | 0.76 P/20
S47 - 50 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +2 | 18 PIM | 47 HIT | 55 HTT | 165 SHT | 11.52 SH% | 10 SB | 19.05 AMG | 0.88 P/20
S48 - 50 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 P | +4 | 10 PIM | 40 HIT | 56 HTT | 165 SHT | 13.33 SH% | 3 SB | 20.49 AMG | 0.80 P/20
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S45 - 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 7 HTT | 4 SHT | 1 SB | 14.52 AMG
S46 - 11 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +2 | 4 PIM | 15 HIT | 12 HTT | 32 SHT | 1 SB | 17.51 AMG
S47 - 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 6 HTT | 13 SHT | 0 SB | 19.83 AMG
S48 - 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 5 HIT | 10 HTT | 45 SHT | 2 SB | 20.11 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S45: Drafted 3rd overall to the Anchorage Armada
S45: Named captain of WJC Team World
S45: Won WJC gold with Team World
S46: Drafted 3rd overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S46: Signed with TBB (3ssn/$10mil)
S46: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S46: Won WJC silver with Team World
S47: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S47: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S48: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S48: Named captain of WJC Team World
S49: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$6mil)
S49: Won IIHF silver with Team Great Britain
S49: Won the SHL Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best Rookie)
S49: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S51: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$6mil)
S52: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$7mil)
S52: Won IIHF gold with Team Great Britain
S53: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$13mil)
S53: Voted alternate captain of the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S54: Traded to the New Orleans Specters
S54: Won the Challenge Cup with NOLA
S55: Re-signed with NOLA (3ssn/$18mil)
Mia Landvik ♥ D ♥ KEL ♥ NEW ♥ S27-S45
Hometown: Hell, Norway
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 66
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SHL Career Statistics
S30 - 50 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +8 | 81 PIM | 99 HIT | 38 HTT | 24 SHT | 41 SB | 18.47 AMG
S31 - 50 GP | 1 G | 10 A | 11 P | +1 | 39 PIM | 65 HIT | 40 HTT | 22 SHT | 52 SB | 17.61 AMG
S32 - 50 GP | 3 G | 12 A | 15 P | +21 | 93 PIM | 138 HIT | 39 HTT | 34 SHT | 57 SB | 20.72 AMG
S33 - 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +10 | 78 PIM | 132 HIT | 38 HTT | 58 SHT | 59 SB | 23.16 AMG
S34 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +15 | 124 PIM | 116 HIT | 55 HTT | 68 SHT | 72 SB | 23.41 AMG
S35 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | +14 | 111 PIM | 86 HIT | 52 HTT | 61 SHT | 66 SB | 21.32 AMG
S36 - 50 GP | 0 G | 20 A | 20 P | +2 | 96 PIM | 132 HIT | 50 HTT | 44 SHT | 66 SB | 21.16 AMG
S37 - 50 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | -6 | 73 PIM | 132 HIT | 51 HTT | 91 SHT | 68 SB | 22.76 AMG
S38 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +17 | 109 PIM | 207 HIT | 59 HTT | 80 SHT | 57 SB | 22.48 AMG
S39 - 50 GP | 9 G | 26 A | 35 P | -6 | 46 PIM | 212 HIT | 46 HTT | 76 SHT | 62 SB | 22.45 AMG
S40 - 50 GP | 4 G | 30 A | 34 P | +8 | 62 PIM | 205 HIT | 47 HTT | 74 SHT | 59 SB | 21.95 AMG
S41 - 50 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | -14 | 56 PIM | 186 HIT | 65 HTT | 79 SHT | 57 SB | 23.80 AMG
S42 - 50 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | -1 | 64 PIM | 150 HIT | 658 HTT | 60 SHT | 85 SB | 24.98 AMG
S43 - 50 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 | 56 PIM | 144 HIT | 70 HTT | 55 SHT | 67 SB | 23.80 AMG
S44 - 50 GP | 6 G | 23 A | 29 P | -14 | 74 PIM | 176 HIT | 64 HTT | 81 SHT | 68 SB | 24.90 AMG
S45 - 50 GP | 9 G | 32 A | 41 P | +5 | 76 PIM | 170 HIT | 71 HTT | 84 SHT | 70 SB | 24.16 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S30 - 14 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +13 | 10 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 7 SHT | 9 SB | 20.79 AMG
S31 - 19 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +1 | 31 PIM | 30 HIT | 16 HTT | 4 SHT | 14 SB | 18.53 AMG
S32 - 11 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +6 | 8 PIM | 34 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 9 SB | 25.10 AMG
S33 - 18 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +2 | 38 PIM | 40 HIT | 20 HTT | 17 SHT | 26 SB | 24.04 AMG
S34 - 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 | 17 PIM | 32 HIT | 18 HTT | 13 SHT | 29 SB | 25.12 AMG
S35 - 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -5 | 15 PIM | 15 HIT | 15 HTT | 9 SHT | 15 SB | 24.23 AMG
S36 - 18 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 0 | 19 PIM | 44 HIT | 17 HTT | 16 SHT | 31 SB | 22.72 AMG
S37 - N/A
S38 - 7 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 0 | 29 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 14 SB | 20.52 AMG
S39 - 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +1 | 12 PIM | 53 HIT | 17 HTT | 20 SHT | 20 SB | 22.77 AMG
S40 - 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 28 HIT | 7 HTT | 10 SHT | 4 SB | 22.39 AMG
S41 - N/A
S42 - 18 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | -5 | 28 PIM | 63 HIT | 30 HTT | 16 SHT | 26 SB | 26.97 AMG
S43 - N/A
S44 - N/A
S45 - 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 13 HIT | 7 HTT | 3 SHT | 6 SB | 23.63 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S27 - 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | 6 PPP | -3 | 39 PIM | 51 HIT | 31 HTT | 43 SHT | 58 SB | 22.08 AMG
S28 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | 14 PPP | -27 | 58 PIM | 117 HIT | 68 HTT | 64 SHT | 83 SB | 24.75 AMG
S29 - 50 GP | 4 G | 26 A | 30 P | 12 PPP | +5 | 66 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 HTT | 64 SHT | 64 SB | 22.57 AMG
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S27 - 13 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | 2 PPP | +2 | 16 PIM | 16 HIT | 7 HTT | 21 SHT | 12 SB | 22.91 AMG
S28 - 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 1 PPP | -4 | 14 PIM | 16 HIT | 12 HTT | 5 SHT | 8 SB | 23.56 AMG
S29 - 11 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | 2 PPP | +4 | 8 PIM | 22 HIT | 10 HTT | 19 SHT | 11 SB | 23.14 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S27: Signed as a FA with KEL
S27: Won Kelowna Riko Muerto (Unsung Hero) award
S28: Drafted 4th overall to NEW
S28: Signed with NEW (3ssn/$6mil)
S28: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S30: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S30: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S31: Re-signed with NEW (8ssn/$26mil)
S31: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S31: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S33: Voted Alternate Captain of NEW
S33: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S33: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S34: Won SHL Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
S34: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S35: Won IIHF gold with Team Norway
S36: Voted Captain of NEW
S36: Won IIHF Top Defenseman
S36: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S38: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S39: Re-signed with NEW (4ssn/$25mil)
S39: Named Captain of Team Norway
S42: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S43: Re-signed with NEW (1ssn/$3mil)
S44: Re-signed with NEW (2ssn/$6mil)
S45: Nominated for the Scott Stevens (Top D) award
ZzRaven's Robot Bill Nye | Retired GM | Kelowna Knights | ★★★★ x2
S36 | 23-25-2
S35 | 24-23-3
S34 | 23-17-10
S33 | 31-14-5 | Occasus Trophy | Mathias Chouinard Award
S32 | 31-16-3 | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S31 | 30-13-7 | Laurifer Trophy | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S 30 | 33-13-4 | Laurifer Trophy
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S28, S45, S49 Challenge Cup Champion
aww you spelt carl wrong just for me
While Karlstraße might not be a huge celebrity yet over here in North America, he has become an absolute sensation in his home country of Luxembourg. Appearing as a guest on several morning and evening talk shows to discuss his career thus far in the SHL and SMJHL, as well as his work out regime, nothing comes close to his cameo appearance on his favorite TV show Suits. After a discussion on Luxembourg's top morning talk show "Morningbourger" wherein Karstraße made it known that it was on his favorite current shows on TV, the production team reached out to him and asked if he'd like to make a cameo appearance as an upcoming athletic client on the show. Naturally he accepted. He only had a few lines, but it was tremendous opportunity nevertheless as he got the chance to meet the cast and test his acting chops, which were pretty weak to say the least.
Nikolaus Scholz || GM || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired
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Name: Nikolaus Scholz
Birthplace: Neumünster, GER
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Season Statistics:
S33 EDM [SHL]: 30-16-4, 64 points (2nd) [Eliminated in QF]
S34 EDM [SHL]: 21-23-6, 48 points (7th) [DNQ]
S35 EDM [SHL]: 19-26-5, 41 points (6th) [DNQ]
S36 EDM [SHL]: 19-29-2, 40 points (6th) [DNQ]
S37 EDM [SHL]: 16-27-7, 39 points (6th) [DNQ]
S38 EDM [SHL]: 19-25-6, 44 points (6th) [DNQ]
S39 EDM [SHL]: 28-20-2, 58 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF]
S40 EDM [SHL]: 27-15-8, 62 points (4th) [Eliminated in QF]
S41 EDM [SHL]: 32-13-5, 69 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF]
S42 EDM [SHL]: 30-15-5, 65 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF]
S43 EDM [SHL]: 23-23-4, 50 points (6th) [DNQ]
S44 EDM [SHL]: 35-11-4, 74 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF]
S45 EDM [SHL]: 41-6-3, 85 points (1st) [Champions]
S46 EDM [SHL]: 24-21-5, 53 points (4th) [Eliminated in WC]
CAREER [SHL]: 364W, 270L, 66OTL
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Accolades:
S33 SHL - Named co-GM of Edmonton Blizzard
S33 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination
S35 SHL - Named GM of Edmonton Blizzard
S39 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S41 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination
S42 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination
S44 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner
S44 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner
S44 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination
S45 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner
S45 SHL - League Regular Season Points Record (85)
S45 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions
S45 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner
S45 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner
Nikolaus Scholz || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired || HOF
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Name: Nikolaus Scholz
Position: C || Player Type: Playmaker
Height: 6'4" || Weight: 218 lbs
Number: 19 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Neumünster, GER
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Season Statistics:
S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 52GP, 5G, 9A, 14P +4
S25 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5
S26 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 21A, 35P, -15
S27 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 33A, 47P, +4
S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 12A 19P, +15
S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 17A, 27P, +7
S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 18G, 22A, 40P, +4
S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 17A, 29P, -4
S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 24G, 26A, 50P, +21
S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 21G, 24A, 45P, -15
S34 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 33A, 46P, -6
S35 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 17G, 40A, 57P, -6
S36 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 38A, 49P, -2
S37 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 23G, 34A, 57P, -5
S38 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 19G, 31A, 50P, +7
S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 28A, 43P, -4
S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 27A, 43P, +6
S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 27A, 42P, +12
S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 17A, 24P, -5
S43 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 16A, 24P, -8
S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 15A, 28P, +1
S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 14A, 29P, +13
CAREER [SHL]: 1050GP, 302G, 508A, 810P, +15
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Playoff Statistics:
S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 5GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, +1 [WSF]
S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, -1 [CHAMPS]
S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 13GP, 6G, 3A, 9P, +0 [SF]
S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 15GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -5 [F]
S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, -3 [F]
S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 8G, 7A, 15P, +1 [SF]
S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +1 [QF]
S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 5A, 5P +2 [QF]
S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +2 [QF]
S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -5 [QF]
S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -9 [SF]
S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF]
S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 18GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +1 [CHAMPS]
CAREER [SHL]: 128GP, 36G, 46A, 82P, -15
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IIHF Statistics:
S26 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -1 [SILVER]
S27 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ]
S28 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +4 [QF]
S29 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -1 [DNQ]
S30 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, +1 [QF]
S31 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +1, [SILVER]
S32 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +6, [GOLD]
S33 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 5G, 8A, 13P, +7 [QF]
S34 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -2 [SILVER]
S35 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, +7 [QF]
S36 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +7 [GOLD]
S37 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 4G, 9A, 13P, -3 [SF]
S38 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -1 [SF]
S39 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 1G, 11A, 12P, +11 [QF]
S40 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 10A, 16P, +7 [BRONZE]
S41 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +5 [QF]
S42 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 4G, 1A, 5P, +0 [DNQ]
S43 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -4 [SF]
S44 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -3 [QF]
S45 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, -2 [SF]
CAREER [IIHF]: 229GP, 70G, 119A, 189P, +40
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Top 100 Appearances:
S27 - 91
S28 - 40
S29 - n/a
S30 - 97
S31 - 61
S32 - 47
S33 - 17
S34 - 28
S35 - 30
S36 - 24
S37 - 39
S38 - 13
S39 - 23
S40 - 33
S41 - 56
S42 - 73
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Transactions/Events:
S24 SMJHL - drafted 22nd overall (4th round) by Kelowna
S24 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Kelowna
S25 SHL - drafted 17th overall (2nd round) by Portland
S25 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with Portland
S27 SHL - named Portland captain
S28 SHL - signed 5yr/$20mil contract with Portland
S28 SHL - traded to Edmonton
S32 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee
S33 SHL - signed 3yr/$15mil contract with Edmonton
S35 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee
S36 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S37 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S38 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S39 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S40 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S41 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S42 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton
S43 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton
S44 SHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Edmonton
S45 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S45 SHL - Retired
S50 SHL - Inducted in to SHL Hall of Fame
S50 SHL - Inducted in to IIHF Hall of Fame
S56 SHL - Inducted in to Edmonton Blizzard Hall of Fame
Karlstraße Scholz || D || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired
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Name: Karlstraße Scholz
Position: D || Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Height: 6'2" || Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 65 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Echternach, Luxembourg
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Season Statistics:
S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 9G, 22A, 31P, +15
S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 10G, 18A, 28P, +0
S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 50GP, 13G, 24A, 37P, -25
S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 11A, 19P, +2
S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 19A, 29P, -7
S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 9G, 18A, 27P, +11
S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 27A, 37P, +18
S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5
S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 30A, 41P, +28
S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 31A, 41P, +5
S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 42A, 54P, +35
S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 26A, 42P, +11
S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 40A, 51P, +45
S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 32A, 49P, +36
S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 34A, 45P, +11
S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 9G, 33A, 42P, +26
S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 14G, 18A, 32P, -1
S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 8G, 24A, 32P, -12
S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 17A, 28P, -29
S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 6G, 20A, 26P, -8
S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 29A, 46P, -30
CAREER [SMJHL]: 150GP, 32G, 64A, 96P, -10
CAREER [SHL]: 1044GP, 200G, 467A, 667P, +136
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Playoff Statistics:
S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +0 [QF]
S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 18GP, 4G, 8A, 12P, -2 [F]
S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -3 [QF]
S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 5GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, -5 [QF]
S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 23GP, 1G, 9A, 10P, -1 [CHAMPS]
S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, +1 [QF]
S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 3G, 6A, 9P, -5 [F]
S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +0 [QF]
S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +2 [F]
S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -5 [QF]
S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF]
S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 19GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +17 [SF]
S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -2 [QF]
S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 12GP, 2G, 10A, 12P, +5 [QF]
S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +7 [QF]
S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -5 [QF]
S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 14GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +0 [CF]
S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -2 [QF]
S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -5 [QF]
S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1 [QF]
S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -4 [QF]
CAREER [SMJHL]: 26GP, 6G, 11A, 17P, -5
CAREER [SHL]: 175GP, 24G, 70A, 94P, -2
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IIHF Statistics:
S44 World [WJC]: 15GP, 2G, 6A, 8P, -8 [QF]
S45 World [WJC]: 20GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, +3 [GOLD]
S46 World [WJC]: 30GP, 7G, 8A, 15P, +3 [SILVER]
S46 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +10 [DNQ]
S47 World [WJC]: 28GP, 5G, 12A, 17P, +3 [QF]
S47 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 5A, 5P, +6 [QF]
S48 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, +3 [QF]
S49 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, -8 [QF]
S50 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +0 [QF]
S51 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 6A, 6P, -1 [DNQ]
S52 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ]
S53 Norway [IIHF]: 11GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [QF]
S54 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 8A, 11P, -5 [DNQ]
S55 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +4 [DNQ]
S56 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -3 [DNQ]
S57 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 9A, 11P, +8 [QF]
S58 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 4A, 10P, -2 [DNQ]
S59 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 3G, 9A, 12P, +6 [BRONZE]
S60 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 5A, 8P, +7 [QF]
S61 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +3 [QF]
S62 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +2 [DNQ]
S63 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [DNQ]
S64 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -2 [DNQ]
S65 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -3 [BRONZE]
CAREER [WJC]: 93GP, 21G, 32A, 53P, +1
CAREER [IIHF]: 250GP, 30G, 94A, 124P, +28
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Transactions/Events:
S45 SMJHL - drafted 2nd overall (1st round) by Kelowna
S45 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Kelowna
S45 SMJHL - named alternate captain of Kelowna
S46 SHL - drafted 112th overall (7th round) by Edmonton
S46 SHL - signed 3yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S47 SMJHL - traded to Lethbridge Lions
S47 SMJHL - Quilha Agante Award Nominee
S48 SHL - All-Rookie Team
S49 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S49 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions
S50 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.5mil contract with Edmonton
S51 SHL - signed 3yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton
S53 SHL - 2nd Team All-Star
S53 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Nominee
S54 SHL - signed 1yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton
S55 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil HTD contract with Edmonton
S55 SHL - 1st Team All-Star
S55 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Winner
S55 SHL - Bojo Biscuit Award Nominee
S56 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton
S56 SHL - 3rd Team All-Star
S57 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton
S58 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.0mil contract with Edmonton
S59 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton
S60 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton
S61 SHL - signed 1yr/$7.0mil contract with Edmonton
S62 SHL - signed 2yr/$10.0mil contract with Edmonton
S64 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton
S65 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton
S65 IIHF - Bronze Medal Winner
Oskar Scholz || LW || San Francisco Pride || 2k+ TPE peak
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Name: Oskar Scholz
Position: LW || Player Type: Power Forward
Height: 6'4" || Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 9 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Mannheim, Germany
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Season Statistics:
S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 16G, 16A, 32P, -14, 100H
S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 25G, 28A, 53P, -5, 115H
S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 22G, 32A, 54P, -50, 117H
S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 32G, 52A, 84P, -16, 207H
S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 22G, 43A, 65P, -6, 111H
S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 25G, 49A, 74P, -36, 112H
S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 62A, 95P, +24, 128H
S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 21G, 45A, 66P, -28, 81H
S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 52G, 65A, 117P, +42, 148H
S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 36G, 60A, 96P, +22, 149H
S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 52A, 85P, +30, 130H
CAREER [SMJHL]: 264GP, 95G, 128A, 223P, -85, 539H
CAREER [SHL]: 462GP, 222G, 376A, 598P, +48, 859H
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Playoff Statistics:
S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 10GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, -5, 22H [R1]
S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 9GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -8, 12H [R1]
S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -8, 8H [R1]
S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 1G, 3A, 4P, -3, 8H [R1]
S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 6GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +3, 10H [R1]
S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -6, 8H [R1]
S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 17GP, 12G, 14A, 26P, +11, 20H [R3]
S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -9, 7H [R1]
S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 21GP, 8G, 21A, 29P, +5, 51H [CHAMPS]
S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 18GP, 11G, 16A, 27P, +8, 29H [R3]
S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 13GP, 9G, 10A, 19P, -4, 35H [R2]
CAREER [SMJHL]: 31GP, 4G, 11A, 15P, -24, 50H
CAREER [SHL]: 83GP, 47G, 69A, 116P, +8, 159H
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IIHF Statistics:
S68 DCH [WJC]: 15GP, 3G, 10A, 13P, +7, 16H [GOLD]
S69 DCH [WJC]: 13GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +2, 16H [QF]
S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +0, 23H [DNQ]
S70 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 0G, 1A, 1P, -3, 19H [GOLD]
S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -12, 16H [DNQ]
S71 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1, 16H [QF]
S72 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, +5, 17H [GOLD]
S73 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, +2, 14H [QF]
S74 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 9G, 4A, 13P, +11, 26H [QF]
S75 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 6A, 12P, -4, 22H [GOLD]
S76 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +0, 12H [DNQ]
S77 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +5, 15H [ ]
S78 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, -3, 16H [ ]
CAREER [WJC]: 52GP, 11G, 23A, 34P, -3, 74H
CAREER [IIHF]: 121GP, 37G, 43A, 80P, +16, 157H
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Transactions/Events:
S68 SMJHL - drafted 5th overall (1st round) by Anchorage
S68 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Anchorage
S68 WJC - recipient of Gold Medal
S69 SHL - drafted 4th overall (1st round) by San Francisco
S69 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with San Francisco
S69 SMJHL - recipient of Anchorage Armada MVP award
S70 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with San Francisco
S70 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S72 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S73 SHL - signed 2yr/$8mil contract with San Francisco
S74 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S75 SHL - signed 3yr/$12mil HTD contract with San Francisco
S76 SHL - Challenge Cup Champion!
S76 SHL - 1st All-Star Team Appearance
S76 SHL - Aiden Richan Trophy Winner
S76 SHL - Sarmad Khan Trophy Nominee
S77 SHL - 3rd All-Star Team Appearance
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It was a bit of a strange request from my agent, but I received a phone call on the eve of 4th of July asking if I was interested in doing a TV show appearance middle of the season. This was strange for me, so I figured it must be something pretty good. Turns out it was an invitation to be on Family Feud: SHL Edition playing on CBS. We arrived early Sunday at the studio and, as expected, we did an earlier recording of the show to be aired that evening. "Alright today for have NOAH KONN from the Texas Renegades playing!" which lauded almost no applause, more like a few solitary claps. "OK.... so the topic is 'Things that shook the SHL recently'". I answered quickly "Uhhhh King returning from being inactive?" BING, just like that it was the top answer. No need to answer anything else! Was out of the studio by noon & on my way.
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Mads McBride #16 || LW || Winnipeg Aurora
Position: LW
Country: Ireland
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S63-S65 | GP: 198 | G: 56 | A: 93 | P: 149 | +/-: +32 | S: 10.1%
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SHL Career Statistics:
S66-S78 | GP: 858 | G: 445 | A: 559 | P: 1004 | +/-: +346 | S: 2934 | H:1505
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 145 | G: 57 | A: 91 | P: 148 | +/-: +45 | S: 487
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Career IIHF Statistics:
IRL | GP: 132 | G: 62 | A: 78 | P:140 | +/-: -08 | S: 384
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 4th OA to Montreal Patriotes (S64)
IIHF Silver Medal (S66)
Montreal Patriotes Captain (6x Seasons)
Ryan Jesster Nominee (S66)
All-Rookie Team (S66)
3x All-Star (S71, S72, S75)
2x IIHF Best Forward (S71, S72)
2x IIHF Gold Medal (S71, S77)
2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S75, S76)
Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S73)
Traded to Texas Renegades (S74)
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Well I don't think anyone would be surprised to know that Nickolas Klaus was cast in a movie about Santa Claus, but some people may find it incredible that the young hockey player was not only cast, but selected to be the movies lead actor. Through out the past few months, Klaus has become a massive figure head in not only the community of hockey, but also that of mass entertainment as he has gone on many talk shows to speak about his time at the helm of the Simulation Lacrosse League. His quick paced sense of humor made him an instant fan favorite, but he really won over crowds by never making himself seem like the type of guy to sell into what people wanted to hear. Klaus spoke with truth and honesty and made sure that he got his opinions across, and this is why he was selected to play a role in a major movie despite no acting career prior.
Nickolas Klaus || C || Baltimore Platoon || Retired
Age: 29
Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 300lbs.
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S44 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || Pts: 36 || PM: -21 || PIM: 4 || H: 20
S45 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 46 || Pts: 69 || PM: +13 || PIM: 18 || H: 60
S46 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 18 || Pts: 36 || PM: +12 || PIM: 23 || H: 64
S47 - MIN || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 9 || Pts: 19 || PM: -9 || PIM: 8 || H: 34
S48 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 26 || Pts: 45 || PM: +21 || PIM: 6 || H: 27
S49 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 18 || Pts: 34 || PM: +16 || PIM: 27 || H: 30
S50 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 23 || Pts: 41 || PM: +8 || PIM: 13 || H: 41
S51 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 5 || A: 19 || Pts: 24 || PM: -25 || PIM: 10 || H: 39
S52 - WKP || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 21 || Pts: 38 || PM: +8 || PIM: 9 || H: 26
S53 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 20 || Pts: 35 || PM: -21 || PIM: 54 || H: 78
S54 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 19 || Pts: 43 || PM: -11 || PIM: 14 || H: 37
S55 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 22 || Pts: 33 || PM: -23 || PIM: 20 || H: 31
S56 - BAP || GP: 39 || G: 5 || A: 13 || Pts: 18 || PM: -28 || PIM: 22 || H: 29
SMJHL || GP: 150 || G: 55 || A: 86 || Pts: 141 || PM: +4 || PIM: 45 || H: 144
SHL || GP: 489 || G: 140 || A: 190 || Pts: 330 || PM: -64 || PIM: 203 || H: 372
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Movement
S44 - Undrafted in SMJHL Draft
S44 - Signs 1 year/3.0 million with Kelowna Knights
S45 - Drafted 16th Overall by Minnesota Chiefs
S45 - Signs 3 year/7.5 million with Minnesota Chiefs
S48 - Signs 2 year/7 million with Tampa Bay Barracuda as Free Agent
S49 - Signs 2 year/8 million extension with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S52 - Signs 3 year/18 million with West Kendall Platoon as Free Agent
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Achievements
S44 - Named Team Germany-Austria WJC GM
S44 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season points record
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season assists record
S45 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S45 - IIHF Team Germany
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S46 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S46 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S46 - IIHF Team Germany
S47 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - Named Team DACH WJC GM
S48 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - Named Kelowna Knights Co-GM
S49 - IIHF Team Germany
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Team Germany
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
S51 - IIHF Team Germany
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Trophy Case
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - SMJHL single season points record [69]
S45 - SMJHL single season assists record [46]
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
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I'm never listening to my agent again. The weirdest show I've ever been a part of. It might have been an acid trip but I'm choosing to believe it was real. Tell me if someone asked you to be a part of "Bacteria Bros", how could you refuse. I hop in to the studio and see my New England pals @
hotdog and @
Ace already there waiting for me. We're all explained the premise of the show and the boys are looking real confused. Basically we're all going to be given a bacterial culture and are responsible for turning it into some food item. Immediately I called dibs on kombucha. Not going to let anybody but me ruin the legacy of
GT Dave . Ace picked bread, of the sourdough variety, whereas hotdog chose to make yogurt. Now we just have to wait and see how things end up in episode 2.
Thanks to JSS for the signature
Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 H
S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 12 H
S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 12 H
S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM | 6 H
S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 H
S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H
S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM | 65 H
S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM | 58 H
S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM | 98 H
S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM | 81 H
S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H
S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H
S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H
S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H
S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H
S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H
S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H
S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H
S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H
S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall
S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge
S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home
S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals
S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S45 | WJC Silver
S46 | Laurifer Trophy
S46 | WJC Bronze
S49 | Presidents' Trophy
S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 | IIHF Bronze
S53 | Presidents' Trophy
S54 | IIHF Gold
S55 | 2nd Team All-Star
S55 | IIHF Bronze
S56 | Presidents' Trophy
S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S56 | Challenge Cup
S56 | IIHF Gold
S56 | Anton Razov Nomination
S57 | Presidents' Trophy
S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S57 | IIHF Gold
S57 | Anton Razov Nomination
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It was unexpected. There I was getting my annual hair cut and beard trimming when a man came streaking in from the street and asked if before I got my hair cut they could use me quickly in scene they were shooting just across the street. I agreed and walked into an enormous studio, with what turned out to be a wilderness scene. The movie I found out what a remake of the beloved classic "Homeward Bound" and my role was to be the large bear that intimidates the animals Shawdow, Chance (voiced again by Michael J. Fox), and Sassy. The previous bear had flown into a murderous rage and mauled its handler and the catering girl (it really wanted those crullers). So I was decked out in a special suit to catch my motions so they could animate me to a bear. They wanted to try and keep my beard and face the same so the rest would be computer generated as it was a perfect match to the bears fur.
In the end I was bitten twice by the acting animals and asked by an assistant producer how I felt about nude scenes (this seemed uncalled for in my motion capture suit), but that is the story of how my beard got a cameo in a movie.
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Written Task: you have been contacted by your agent to guest star on a television show! in 150 words or more tell us how it all went down! what show was it? How were you involved? how did it turn out?! give us all the juicy details!
I was really excited when I heard from my agent that the new American version of "Instant Hotels" wanted to include me in their inaugural season after seeing the sweet home I got in New Orleans. I got to show off my new house as an Air BNB type situation, and I was competing with other people to see who had the best "instant hotel." I told the producers that I don't rent my house out, but they wanted to include me in the show for some "star power" even though I am pretty cheeks in the SHL. Everything went pretty well when the people stayed at my house. I have plenty of rooms to sleep, plenty of bathrooms, and a lot of space to party. In the end though, I did not end up winning the best "instant hotel" for the season, most likely due to the fact that I would not let any of my guests into the very top third story of the house and they seemed offended. But that room is not for them... Overall I had a good time staying at the other houses, but I definitely prefer my own NOLA home for many reasons.
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Nick Brain was recently involved in a TV pilot production called "Real Housewives of Winnipeg". This was mostly against his will, as he had little knowledge of him being involved in the show until his agent mentioned offhandedly that there'd be cameras at an autograph signing Nick was doing in the Portage Place Shopping Centre. A couple characters on the show claimed to be fans of Nick and went to the autograph signing so that a staged confrontation could happen in front of the cameras to add drama, tension, and hopefully future ratings to the show. Eventually, two of the husband characters squared off over who actually used a spray-on tan instead of having a real one (Spoiler: it was both of them using spray-on), so they got into a fight. Nick was sick of this fake reality TV show drama, so he eventually waded into the fight, gave them the ol' double noggin knocker, and uppercutted them both into unconsciousness before casually sitting down and resuming his autograph signing.
Nick's cameo in the show ended up being the only positive thing about it, as the show was universally panned by critics for being a cheap third-rate imitation of a reality show (which in and of itself is a cheap third-rate imitation of actual meaningful TV content). Nick's double KO was widely praised by critics though, and has made the rounds as a Twitter reaction GIF. It is fully expected to stay in the rotation of reaction GIFs for a solid decade plus.....
Former Agent of Nick Brain: Center/Right Winger -
Yesterday, my agent told me that I needed to go to Los Angeles to shoot multiple scenes, because he found me a one-episode role in the next season of Marvels Agents of Shield. He told me that I would play a villain with superpowers that attacks some member of the Shield crew. I will be a human who got stole by aliens which perform several experiments on me. The result is that my character is now able to spit fire from his mouth and the aliens can also control me from a chip they put in my brain. I come into play when Daisy get on board of an alien ship, we the purpose of stealing their technology to better understand how they operate with the objective how chasing those aliens from the Earth space. The aliens launch me on her a soon as they detect Daisy presence on their ship, after a huge fight in which her arm caught on fire, she ended up quaking the chip from my brain and bring me safely back to Earth.
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