Graders please give half of the money from this article to @
Slowpoke .
Hopefully this is enough effort for those talking shit in my past media.
I know you've read the title, so we're just going to jump right in. This article is based on a World of Warcraft reddit post from a couple years ago that Slowpoke recently sent me in our disc.
The average male erection is not 5.5 inches like most believe, it is actually
5.1 inches . The average height for males 69.7 inches. While height doesn't correlate directly to penis length, some dude used it as an acceptable measure in his reddit post and so I will too.
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Table 1: Predetermined/Assumed Variables (Erections)
Variable Measurement (in)
Avg Height Man 69.7
Aroused Male 5.1
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Table 2: Erection Percentages
Human Male %
Erection Percentage 7.32 %
If you're confused, all that this means is 5.1 is 7.32% of 69.7. Going forward, taking 7.32% of height will determine penis length for a player. Now this is one way for length to be measured, but it only takes height into account. Shouldn't weight factor into the calculations at all? Slowpoke decided that 0.1% of a player's weight would be added to their total erect length in order to add greater amounts of variations in the final lengths.
Also, I'm sorry ladies. I haven't yet filtered out players by gender yet, so in these calculations everybody has a penis.
All of the following lengths are in inches.
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Buffalo Stampede Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Alexander Selich 280 82 6.00 6.030
Cedric Robinson 240 79 5.78 5.807
Fjorm Lyeskov 205 78 5.71 5.730
Charles Walker 220 76 5.56 5.585
Xavier Paquette 223 75 5.49 5.512
Brock Becker 220 74 5.42 5.439
Cassius Darrow 220 74 5.42 5.439
Louie Garrett 210 74 5.42 5.438
Viktor Marius 188 74 5.42 5.436
Patrick Brumm Jr. 245 73 5.34 5.368
Bobby Sharp 215 73 5.34 5.365
Caelan Fearghal 205 73 5.34 5.364
Kevin Hamilton 205 73 5.34 5.364
Alexis Metzler 203 73 5.34 5.364
Kyle Davis 185 73 5.34 5.362
Finn McCool 210 72 5.27 5.291
Oliver Konig 190 72 5.27 5.289
TJ Bayley 190 72 5.27 5.289
Dermot Lavelle 180 72 5.27 5.288
Noro Wozy 200 71 5.20 5.217
Konstantin Kostoyevskiy 181 71 5.20 5.215
Tatu Makela 180 71 5.20 5.215
Hippo Passamus 290 66 4.83 4.860
Buffalo Average: 5.4030
As you can see just from one teams measurements, using height alone provides many players with the exact same size, which is why it is important to add weight into the mixture as well.
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Calgary Dragons Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Your Overlord 260 81 5.93 5.955
Otis B. Driftwood 325 80 5.86 5.889
Brock Nuck 260 80 5.86 5.882
Chico Smeb 220 80 5.86 5.878
Benois Minuscule 221 78 5.71 5.732
Brennan Kennedy Jr. 235 76 5.56 5.587
Nicky Pedersen Jr. 230 76 5.56 5.586
Vital Kravtsov 210 76 5.56 5.584
Chuck Goody Jr. 200 76 5.56 5.583
Kata Vilde 215 75 5.49 5.512
Ostap Maksimov 225 74 5.42 5.439
Bernik Vrzala 210 74 5.42 5.438
Barry Batsbak 204 74 5.42 5.437
Hunter Jones 200 74 5.42 5.437
Shooter McGavin 190 74 5.42 5.436
Casey Creller 199 73 5.34 5.364
Richard C. Hocolate 190 73 5.34 5.363
Mike Izzy 228 72 5.27 5.293
Mikael Choybuk 185 72 5.27 5.289
Maxime Bouchard 190 71 5.20 5.216
Mason Hudson 179 71 5.20 5.215
Rainbow Dash 173 67 4.90 4.922
Calgary Average: 5.5016
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Chicago Syndicate Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Helmuts Akmenlauks 250 80 5.856 5.881
Jay Bae 220 78 5.7096 5.7316
Buck Maverick 240 76 5.5632 5.5872
Mikkel Haugen 220 76 5.5632 5.5852
Parker Smeb 215 76 5.5632 5.5847
Roberts Klavins 198 76 5.5632 5.583
Jack Kennedy 225 75 5.49 5.5125
Martijn Westbroek 210 75 5.49 5.511
Romualds Loks 195 75 5.49 5.5095
Svatoslav Bodnar 250 74 5.4168 5.4418
Fredrich Koenig 215 74 5.4168 5.4383
Fedor Shirobokov 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Cameron Carter II 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Luke Atmey 220 73 5.3436 5.3656
James Johnson 210 73 5.3436 5.3646
Daniel Smeb 190 73 5.3436 5.3626
Sami Owens 190 73 5.3436 5.3626
Mikhail Petrikov 215 71 5.1972 5.2187
Steve Craig-Smeb 198 71 5.1972 5.217
Gvidas Kazlauskas 191 70 5.124 5.1431
Khan Smeb 174 70 5.124 5.1414
Kit Smeb 150 67 4.9044 4.9194
Chicago Average: 5.4243
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Edmonton Blizzard Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Tommy Tuck 350 79 5.7828 5.8178
Dean Colt III 265 78 5.7096 5.7361
Teddy Cuddles 220 77 5.6364 5.6584
Brady McIntyre 220 76 5.5632 5.5852
Mattias Enqvist 205 76 5.5632 5.5837
Connor Tanner 225 75 5.49 5.5125
Bernard Freeman 225 75 5.49 5.5125
Willy Mack 225 75 5.49 5.5125
Sven Brokstad 215 75 5.49 5.5115
Marc Hagan 204 75 5.49 5.5104
Karlstrabe Scholz 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Mark Stewart 190 74 5.4168 5.4358
Jacob Geza 219 73 5.3436 5.3655
Derrick Glover 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Logan Crosby 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Hercules Rockefeller195 71 5.1972 5.2167
Tony Pepperoni 187 71 5.1972 5.2159
Tor Tuck 210 70 5.124 5.145
Adam Taylor 185 70 5.124 5.1425
Cory Knouse 150 70 5.124 5.139
Evan Cordes 232 69 5.0508 5.074
James Truong 200 69 5.0508 5.0708
Barbie Tanner 130 62 4.5384 4.5514
Edmonton Average: 5.3615
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Hamilton Steelhawks Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Ben Dover 300 90 6.588 6.618
Vegeta Muerto 270 83 6.0756 6.1026
Baron O'Beefdip 236 80 5.856 5.8796
Jean-Pierre Gay 236 78 5.7096 5.7332
Brado Sando 215 77 5.6364 5.6579
Yuri Boyka Jr. 230 76 5.5632 5.5862
Robert Phelps 210 75 5.49 5.511
Sulak O'Hritea 210 75 5.49 5.511
Tig Murphy 212 74 5.4168 5.438
Nikolai Evans 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Geezus Kryyst 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Finn Kruger 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Angelo Odjick 220 73 5.3436 5.3656
Vijanupatan Singh 210 73 5.3436 5.3646
Zivan Zidek 199 73 5.3436 5.3635
Nour Harrak 180 72 5.2704 5.2884
Alexander Zajac 210 71 5.1972 5.2182
Andrew Martin 185 71 5.1972 5.2157
Anastasia O'Koivu 165 71 5.1972 5.2137
Donnie Dicks 178 70 5.124 5.1418
Dank Boija 220 69 5.0508 5.0728
Hamilton Average: 5.5045
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Los Angeles Panthers Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Willie Fisterbottom 270 80 5.856 5.883
Max Mauldin 215 77 5.6364 5.6579
Evgueni Marmeladov 180 77 5.6364 5.6544
Borromini Cannellini210 76 5.5632 5.5842
Oliver Cleary 215 75 5.49 5.5115
Jimmy Cahill 205 75 5.49 5.5105
Lightning Jones 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Shaquille Derisraka 208 74 5.4168 5.4376
Eddy Ask Jr. 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Matthew Leetch 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Philipp Winter 197 74 5.4168 5.4365
Mason Brown 225 73 5.3436 5.3661
Jon Toner 200 73 5.3436 5.3636
Hiro Fujikawa 200 73 5.3436 5.3636
Shouta Aizawa 215 72 5.2704 5.2919
Quick Mafs 210 72 5.2704 5.2914
Geoff Higgins 195 72 5.2704 5.2899
Maurice Picard 186 72 5.2704 5.289
Kenji Yoshimura 183 71 5.1972 5.2155
Nico Wallner 165 69 5.0508 5.0673
Florence Clijsters 141 64 4.6848 4.6989
Panthers Average: 5.3917
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Manhattan Rage Height, Weight, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Scottey Crawfling 250 80 5.856 5.881
Poopity Scoop 300 79 5.7828 5.8128
Matthew Auston 250 77 5.6364 5.6614
Reginald MacIntyre 250 77 5.6364 5.6614
Alex Winters 225 76 5.5632 5.5857
Reginald Rove 200 75 5.49 5.51
Ryan Mason 235 74 5.4168 5.4403
Barret McCarthy 225 74 5.4168 5.4393
Yannick Berger 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Sachimo Zoidberg Jr.195 74 5.4168 5.4363
Friedrich Schmidt 195 74 5.4168 5.4363
Craig Finley 210 73 5.3436 5.3646
Jax Aittokallio 208 73 5.3436 5.3644
Tokek Takshak 175 73 5.3436 5.3611
Andrej Doskocil 215 72 5.2704 5.2919
James Dekens 205 72 5.2704 5.2909
Luke Thomason 185 72 5.2704 5.2889
David Kastrba 173 70 5.124 5.1413
Jakub Novak 189 69 5.0508 5.0697
Eri Arai 178 69 5.0508 5.0686
Manhattan Average: 5.4272
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Minnesota Chiefs Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Ti-Guy Emond 240 78 5.7096 5.7336
Dwayne Wyder 260 77 5.6364 5.6624
Sterling Slaughter 230 76 5.5632 5.5862
Sinn Nolan 225 76 5.5632 5.5857
Sam McGrizzley 215 75 5.49 5.5115
Terrance Nova 213 75 5.49 5.5113
Geoff Moore 206 75 5.49 5.5106
Bobby Watson 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Mark McFleury 204 74 5.4168 5.4372
GOD McZehrl 203 74 5.4168 5.4371
Conor McGregor 195 74 5.4168 5.4363
Muhammad McLovin 225 73 5.3436 5.3661
Eric Pelletier 197 73 5.3436 5.3633
Collin Gibbles 230 72 5.2704 5.2934
Sebastien Primeau 200 72 5.2704 5.2904
Luisa Koller 180 72 5.2704 5.2884
Eero Niemi 176 72 5.2704 5.288
Mathias Seger 190 71 5.1972 5.2162
Kire Yelkrab 200 69 5.0508 5.0708
Mika Mayfield 165 68 4.9776 4.9941
Minnesota Average: 5.4011
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New England Wolfpack Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Rafe Ulrich 250 79 5.7828 5.8078
Dick Clapper 220 76 5.5632 5.5852
Slap McShotty 220 76 5.5632 5.5852
Johannes Leitner 198 76 5.5632 5.583
Boris Poroshenko 230 75 5.49 5.513
Ensio Kalju 220 75 5.49 5.512
Manuel Gotze 220 75 5.49 5.512
Guy Zheng 215 75 5.49 5.5115
Tigole Bitties 209 75 5.49 5.5109
Thomas Bathory 207 75 5.49 5.5107
Perry Morgan 250 74 5.4168 5.4418
Przemyslaw Brzeszczyczkiewicz 215 74 5.4168 5.4383
Herb Robert 213 74 5.4168 5.4381
Ben Holtby 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Anders Christiansen195 73 5.3436 5.3631
Gordie Boomhover 188 73 5.3436 5.3624
Max Hansen 223 72 5.2704 5.2927
Maximilian Egger 205 72 5.2704 5.2909
Eko Van Otter 183 71 5.1972 5.2155
Chippy Chiclets 210 70 5.124 5.145
New England Average: 5.452845
Proud to be tied for second largest on the team, I guess. Should I even be proud of writing this article?
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New Orleans Specters Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Roman Augustus 235 78 5.7096 5.7331
Clint Eastwood 237 76 5.5632 5.5869
Julian O'Sullivan 235 76 5.5632 5.5867
Kevin Kazarian 192 75 5.49 5.5092
Piotr Czerkawski 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Chuck Bernstein 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Nicholas Williams 207 74 5.4168 5.4375
DeMaricus Smyth 197 74 5.4168 5.4365
Joe Kurczewski 240 73 5.3436 5.3676
Sean Stevenson Jr. 226 73 5.3436 5.3662
Paddy O'Sullivan 220 73 5.3436 5.3656
Oisin Fletcher 210 73 5.3436 5.3646
Richard Physt 202 73 5.3436 5.3638
Jimmy Slothface 200 73 5.3436 5.3636
Osbert Whacker 210 72 5.2704 5.2914
Karl Hefeweizen 205 72 5.2704 5.2909
Soren Kierkegaard 200 71 5.1972 5.2172
Krists Zommers 200 71 5.1972 5.2172
Vasily Horvat 197 71 5.1972 5.2169
Michael Fox 185 71 5.1972 5.2157
Charlie Serpe 185 71 5.1972 5.2157
Aleister Cain 160 69 5.0508 5.0668
New Orleans Average: 5.3677
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San Fransisco Pride Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Leshaun King 240 77 5.6364 5.6604
Steven Moyer 215 77 5.6364 5.6579
Nathan Explosion 222 76 5.5632 5.5854
Patrice Nadeau 218 76 5.5632 5.585
Vince Reaper 236 75 5.49 5.5136
Ty Hoover 205 75 5.49 5.5105
Leopold Lockhart 198 75 5.49 5.5098
Charlie Schieck 190 75 5.49 5.509
Dustin Evans 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Cleo Green 190 74 5.4168 5.4358
Dakota Reid 185 74 5.4168 5.4353
Jeff Brogen 215 73 5.3436 5.3651
Howie Dewitt 207 73 5.3436 5.3643
Dominic Montgomery 205 73 5.3436 5.3641
Goku Muerto 198 73 5.3436 5.3634
Ray Bork 192 73 5.3436 5.3628
Filip Zadina 196 72 5.2704 5.29
Chris Partridge 192 72 5.2704 5.2896
Jack Tanner 210 71 5.1972 5.2182
Kyler Gill 188 71 5.1972 5.216
Isak Odegard 170 71 5.1972 5.2142
Richard Metcalf Jr. 180 69 5.0508 5.0688
Joseph Lombardi 145 63 4.6116 4.6261
Pride Average: 5.3732
I wonder if @
King is still around because he at least has this going for him.
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Tampa Bay Barracuda Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Nickolas Klaus 300 83 6.0756 6.1056
Benjamin Blue 225 78 5.7096 5.7321
Maui 250 77 5.6364 5.6614
Alex Andani 220 76 5.5632 5.5852
Joseph Gagnier 215 76 5.5632 5.5847
Michael Owens 204 75 5.49 5.5104
Akashi SixNine 280 74 5.4168 5.4448
Matthew Guzman 250 74 5.4168 5.4418
Lillie Jacobs 240 74 5.4168 5.4408
Cash Savage 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Xavier Cross 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Van Morrison 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
David Fantobens 210 73 5.3436 5.3646
Matt Kholin 205 73 5.3436 5.3641
Nolan Sawchuk 188 73 5.3436 5.3624
Kristaps Ball 200 72 5.2704 5.2904
Shoyu Kikkoman 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Kolja Seppanen 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Samuel McVay 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Blaine McElroy 200 71 5.1972 5.2172
Gunnar Soderberg 195 71 5.1972 5.2167
Flacko Lagerfield 160 70 5.124 5.14
Boris Denisovich 165 69 5.0508 5.0673
TBB Average: 5.4223
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Texas Renegades Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Mikey Pickles 285 81 5.9292 5.9577
Karno Gronkjaer 235 79 5.7828 5.8063
Reece Artois 200 77 5.6364 5.6564
Samuel Jalopski 240 76 5.5632 5.5872
Pierre Laroche-Durocher 208 76 5.5632 5.584
Andreas Kvalheim 203 76 5.5632 5.5835
Tyler Tougard 237 75 5.49 5.5137
Walter Hobbs 185 75 5.49 5.5085
Liam O'Callaghan 215 74 5.4168 5.4383
Daniel Karlsson 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Vladislav Konstantin205 74 5.4168 5.4373
Iam Essellemm 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Noah Konn 198 74 5.4168 5.4366
The Dude 192 74 5.4168 5.436
Conklin Owen 185 73 5.3436 5.3621
Harvey Danger 185 73 5.3436 5.3621
Logan Jensen 220 72 5.2704 5.2924
Nico Gross 198 72 5.2704 5.2902
Sanyi Kocsis 210 70 5.124 5.145
Barnaby Picklesworth175 68 4.9776 4.9951
I Shattenkirksbed 275 66 4.8312 4.8587
Texas Average: 5.4346
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Toronto North Stars Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Markus Kane 220 76 5.5632 5.5852
Michael McFadden 217 76 5.5632 5.5849
Carter Manning 212 76 5.5632 5.5844
Ben Turska 210 75 5.49 5.511
Adam Kaiser 205 75 5.49 5.5105
Jordan Von Matt 195 75 5.49 5.5095
Jill Jellybeanov 185 75 5.49 5.5085
Bob Bergen 220 74 5.4168 5.4388
Donny McMasters 210 74 5.4168 5.4378
Mercer Church 190 74 5.4168 5.4358
Troy Reynolds 190 74 5.4168 5.4358
Dionyz Vyskoc 204 73 5.3436 5.364
Zakhar Turakov 190 73 5.3436 5.3626
Lyndis Vakarian 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Steven Moore 206 71 5.1972 5.2178
Zach Laliberte 200 71 5.1972 5.2172
Joseph Laraque 187 71 5.1972 5.2159
Zander Rhys 185 71 5.1972 5.2157
Chris York 184 70 5.124 5.1424
Mikhail Lokitonov 170 69 5.0508 5.0678
Toronto Average: 5.3818
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West Kendall Platoon Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Willis Vincent 215 77 5.6364 5.6579
Ethan Ross 210 77 5.6364 5.6574
Nat Emerson 250 76 5.5632 5.5882
Joshua Woodcroft 209 76 5.5632 5.5841
Ludwig Koch Schroder215 75 5.49 5.5115
Chuck Crutchfield 209 75 5.49 5.5109
Dayymo Ralchankinov 194 75 5.49 5.5094
Mirio Togata 160 75 5.49 5.506
Rex Kirkby 212 74 5.4168 5.438
Dani Forsberg 207 74 5.4168 5.4375
Beaujeaux Biscuit 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Petr Mikulak 178 74 5.4168 5.4346
Yuriy Starkonov 170 74 5.4168 5.4338
Gabriel Wong 205 73 5.3436 5.3641
Ted Glass 200 73 5.3436 5.3636
Alex Light 197 73 5.3436 5.3633
Trevor Wilson 190 72 5.2704 5.2894
Artemi Berezin 185 72 5.2704 5.2889
Steve McGirthensons 185 72 5.2704 5.2889
Karsten Kadinger 160 68 4.9776 4.9936
Sophia Bennett 150 68 4.9776 4.9926
WKP Average: 5.4119
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Winnipeg Jets Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted
Gary Grease 226 91 6.6612 6.6838
Ace Redding 290 81 5.9292 5.9582
Troy McClure III 271 80 5.856 5.8831
Nick Brain 228 76 5.5632 5.586
Hypolact Asia 255 75 5.49 5.5155
Ola Wagstrom 213 75 5.49 5.5113
Chase Byron 205 75 5.49 5.5105
Noah Gallagher 208 74 5.4168 5.4376
Corey Bearss 200 74 5.4168 5.4368
Vladimir Vaskov 198 74 5.4168 5.4366
Crossfit Jesus 217 73 5.3436 5.3653
Slip McScruff 215 73 5.3436 5.3651
Cedric Moreau 212 73 5.3436 5.3648
Max Poulin 205 73 5.3436 5.3641
Dylan Karlsson 205 73 5.3436 5.3641
Michael Scarn 195 73 5.3436 5.3631
Andrew Hawkins 226 72 5.2704 5.293
Nolan Snipez 205 72 5.2704 5.2909
Max Weber 220 71 5.1972 5.2192
Ignatius Blunt 200 71 5.1972 5.2172
Jason Visser 178 70 5.124 5.1418
Commander Shepard 180 67 4.9044 4.9224
Lil Manius 182 66 4.8312 4.8494
Vivian Leblanc 150 64 4.6848 4.6998
Winnipeg Average: 5.4075
Based on averages the top three teams in order are Hamilton, Calgary and then New England. The smallest three teams are Edmonton, New Orleans, and San Francisco. I guess King couldn't use his big dick energy to sway the average higher.
This graph shows that over 92% of the league has a weight adjusted erect penis length that is above the average male size.
This graph illustrates the failures of a pie chart because even I don't fully understand what I'm trying to convey. The variability between teams, which you can't see because I picked a terrible graph, is at most 1.1%, and that's between the highest and lowest teams. Most teams are actually very very close in their adjusted sizes added up.
The largest erect penis in the league, by our calculations, belongs to Gary Grease of the Winnipeg Jets, coming in at a length of 6.6838. Ben Dover of the Hamilton Steelhawks, comes in a close second with a length of 6.618, and an old Kelowna Knights teammate of mine, Nickolas Klaus from the Tampa Bay Barracuda has a length of 6.1056.
On the other end of the scale, the smallest three in the league are as follows. Barbie Tanner from Edmonton with a length of 4.5514. Second is Joseph Lombardi of the San Francisco Pride: 4.6261. Third smallest is Florence Clijsters from Los Angeles at 4.6989.
Moving forward, I will attempt to filter out the female players and bring forth an estimate more true to reality. I will also start using bar graphs instead of pie graphs, because those clearly were an unnecessary addition.
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Thanks to JSS for the signature
Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 H
S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 12 H
S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 12 H
S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM | 6 H
S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 H
S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H
S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM | 65 H
S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM | 58 H
S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM | 98 H
S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM | 81 H
S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H
S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H
S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H
S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H
S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H
S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H
S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H
S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H
S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H
S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall
S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge
S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home
S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals
S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S45 | WJC Silver
S46 | Laurifer Trophy
S46 | WJC Bronze
S49 | Presidents' Trophy
S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 | IIHF Bronze
S53 | Presidents' Trophy
S54 | IIHF Gold
S55 | 2nd Team All-Star
S55 | IIHF Bronze
S56 | Presidents' Trophy
S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S56 | Challenge Cup
S56 | IIHF Gold
S56 | Anton Razov Nomination
S57 | Presidents' Trophy
S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S57 | IIHF Gold
S57 | Anton Razov Nomination
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notorioustig IIHF Federation Head
Toast's Idiot of the Year 2021
"Tig Murphy 212 74 5.4168 5.438"
Couldn't even give me 5.45 so I could round up to 5 and a half smh
07-18-2019, 12:54 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2019, 01:00 AM by Samsung virtual assistant .)
Im assuming there will be an article measuring the female counterpart, otherwise this journalism isn't very equal and therefore we cant allow it.
Edit: i got stuck on the word penis and didnt see the end, my bad
Edit2: oh wait it just said that females would be filtered out. My original point still stands.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | RW | NL / BUF
Name: グリムジョー・ジャガージャック
From: HUECO MUNDO
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 176 lbs
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S68, 33rd Overall, Newfoundland Berserkers
SHL Draft: S69(nice), 18th Overall, Buffalo Stampede
ディシスド デウーディー | Defenseman | CHI
Name: Disisde Dayudie / ディシスド デウーディー
From: Matsumoto, Japan
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 209 lbs
| REGULAR SEASON |
S49 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 48 | SB: 59 | ATOI: 21.70
S50 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 19 | P: 31 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 34 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 21.63
S51 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 24 | P: 37 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 28 | HITS: 43 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 22.56
S52 | NL | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 27 | P: 39 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 12 | HITS: 44 | SB: 45 | ATOI: 22.94
S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 54 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 16.58
S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 39 | SB: 54 | ATOI: 17.49
S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 20 | HITS: 55 | SB: 87 | ATOI: 20.43
S56 | CHI | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 56 | SB: 95 | ATOI: 19.59
S57 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 39 | P: 49 | +/-: 52 | PIM: 18 | HITS: 78 | SB: 106 | ATOI: 19.56
S58 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 31 | P: 36 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 107 | SB: 92 | ATOI: 19.48
S59 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: 73 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 152 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:52
S60 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 25 | P: 39 | +/-: 27 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 72 | SB: 93 | ATOI: 20:37
S61 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 90 | SB: 89 | ATOI: 20:49
S62 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 40 | P: 54 | +/-: 69 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 110 | SB: 52 | ATOI: 20:25
S63 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 99 | SB: 69 | ATOI: 20:06
S64 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 19 | P: 25 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 108 | SB: 112 | ATOI: 20:13
S65 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 43 | PIM: 22 | HITS: 103 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:10
| PLAYOFFS |
S49 | LET | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 7 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20.98
S50 | LET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 3 | SB: 5 | ATOI: 21.52
S51 | LET | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 4 | HITS: 7 | SB: 11 | ATOI: 24.23
S52 | NL | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 23.19
S53 | LAP | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 17 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 19:47
S54 | LAP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 10 | SB: 10 | ATOI: 18:29
S55 | LAP | MISSED
S56 | CHI | GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:27
S57 | CHI | GP: 24 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 7 | HITS: 29 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:38
S58 | CHI | MISSED
S59 | CHI | GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 26 | ATOI: 21:38
S60 | CHI | GP: 23 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 23 | SB: 44 | ATOI: 21:11
S61 | CHI | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 19 | SB: 17 | ATOI: 20:52
S62 | CHI | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20:26
S63 | CHI | GP: 14 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 13 | SB: 20 | ATOI: 21:15
S64 | CHI | GP: 22 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 36 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 21:42
S65 | CHI | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 25 | SB: 30 | ATOI: 20:28
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S49, 5th Overall, Lethbridge Lions
SHL Draft: S50, 7th Overall, Los Angeles Panthers
Traded to Chicago Syndicate S56
Challenge Cup Champion with Chicago Syndicate S57
Japan IIHF Gold Medalist S59
Bojo Biscuit Trophy Winner S59
Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs
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Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs
| Regular Season Statistics |
S25 | MTL | GP: 16 | W: 8 | L: 5 | OTL: 2 | GA: 40 | SA: 338 | SV%: 88.2 | GAA: 2.65 | SO: 0
S26 | MTL | GP: 43 | W: 28 | L: 11 | OTL: 4 | GA: 114 | SA: 913 | SV%: 87.5 | GAA: 2.69 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 21 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | GA: 123 | SA: 1304 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 3
S28 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 18 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | GA: 135 | SA: 1331 | SV%: 89.9 | GAA: 3.03 | SO: 1
S29 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 31 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | GA: 105 | SA: 1260 | SV%: 91.7 | GAA: 2.37 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 43 | W: 29 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | GA: 117 | SA: 1249 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.70 | SO: 4
S31 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 26 | L: 17 | OTL: 1 | GA: 121 | SA: 1360 | SV%: 91.1 | GAA: 2.73 | SO: 3
S32 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 22 | L: 19 | OTL: 3 | GA: 100 | SA: 1338 | SV%: 92.5 | GAA: 2.26 | SO: 4
S33 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 19 | L: 22 | OTL: 3 | GA: 118 | SA: 1408 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.66 | SO: 2
S34 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 24 | L: 15 | OTL: 5 | GA: 133 | SA: 1467 | SV%: 90.9 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 2
S35 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 20 | L: 21 | OTL: 3 | GA: 134 | SA: 1428 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 2
S36 | MIN | GP: 45 | W: 26 | L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GA: 109 | SA: 1324 | SV%: 91.8 | GAA: 2.39 | SO: 4
S37 | MIN | GP: 42 | W: 23 | L: 14 | OTL: 5 | GA: 103 | SA: 1220 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.43 | SO: 5
| Playoff Statistics |
S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | W:1 | L:4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 10 | SA: 128 | SV%: 92.2 | GAA: 2.01 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 15 | SA: 138 | SV%: 89.1 | GAA: 2.96 | SO: 0
S28 | MIN | MISSED
S29 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 2 | OTL: 2 | GA: 18 | SA: 169 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.66 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 1 | OTL: 3 | GA: 16 | SA: 154 | SV%: 89.6 | GAA: 3.36 | SO: 0
S31 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 17 | SA: 159 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.41 | SO: 0
S32 | MIN | GP: 7 | W: 3 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 22 | SA: 274 | SV%: 92.0 | GAA: 2.83 | SO: 0
S33 | MIN | MISSED
S34 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 18 | SA: 156 | SV%: 88.5 | GAA: 4.51 | SO: 0
S35 | MIN | MISSED
S36 | MIN | GP: 13 | W: 6 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GA: 42 | SA: 419 | SV%: 90.0 | GAA: 2.94 | SO: 0
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S25, 28th Overall, Montreal Impact
SHL Draft: S26, 18th Overall, Minnesota Chiefs
1x McBride Winner, 5x McBride Nominee(most in league history)
2x IIHF Gold Medalist, 1x IIHF Silver Medalist
Most Games, Most Wins in Minnesota Chiefs History.
| AWARDS / NOMINATIONS |
S27 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S27 Winner: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S27 IIHF Silver Medalist
S28 IIHF Gold Medalist
S29 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S29 Winner: Aidan Richan Trophy
S29 IIHF Gold Medalist
S31 IIHF Top Goalie
S32 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S32 IIHF Top Goalie
S33 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S36 Nominee: Ron Mexico Trophy
S36 Winner: John McBride
S37 Nominee: John McBride
| ALL-STAR TEAMS |
S27 All-Star Rookie Team (Enough votes for East All Star Team)
S29 3rd All-Star Team
S32 2nd All-Star Team
S33 1st All-Star Team
S36 1st All-Star Team
S37 3rd All-Star Team
Dick Skillstedt | Retired Right Winger | MIN
Name: Dick Skillstedt
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
| REGULAR SEASON |
S37 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 9 | P: 17 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 51 | Hits: 101 | SB: 4 | AMG: 20:05
S38 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: 11 | PIM: 64 | Hits: 120 | SB: 5 | AMG: 18:76
S39 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1 | AMG: 4:03
S40 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 5 | P: 15 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 47 | Hits: 102 | SB: 4 | AMG: 16:11
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 11 | P: 24 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 42 | Hits: 31 | SB: 4 | AMG: 18:88
S42 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 17 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 55 | Hits: 94 | SB: 9 | AMG: 20:15
S43 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 18 | P: 33 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 80 | Hits: 123 | SB: 8 | AMG: 19:12
S44 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 67 | Hits: 129 | SB: 7 | AMG: 20:65
S45 | HAM/MIN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 21 | P: 40 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 46 | Hits: 146 | SB: 20 | AMG: 22:64
S46 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 44 | P: 71 | +/-: 25 | PIM: 45 | Hits: 92 | SB: 18 | AMG: 25:01
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Mads McBride #16 || LW || Texas Renegades || 1718 TPE
Position: LW
Country: Ireland
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
MET | GP: 198 | G: 56 | A: 93 | P: 149 | +/-: +32 | S: 10.1%
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SHL Career Statistics:
S66 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 23 | P: 54 | +/-: +21 | S: 158
S67 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 42 | P: 76 | +/-: +14 | S: 204
S68 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 38 | P: 66 | +/-: +13 | S: 191
S69 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 40 | P: 74 | +/-: +49 | S: 214
S70 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 39 | P: 83 | +/-: +43 | S: 234
S71 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/-: +34 | S: 233
S72 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 56 | P: 96 | +/-: +15 | S: 263
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 43 | A: 50 | P: 93 | +/-: +41 | S: 305
S74 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 53 | P: 84 | +/-: +16 | S: 245
S75 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 61 | P: 101 | +/-: +46 | S: 291
S76 | TEX | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: +00 | S: 000
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 109 | G: 43 | A: 69 | P: 112 | +/-: +43 | S: 382
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Career IIHF Statistics:
IRL | GP: 96 | G: 50 | A: 64 | P:114 | +/-: -05 | S: 301
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 4th OA to Montreal Patriotes (S64)
IIHF Silver Medal (S66)
IIHF Gold Medal (S71)
Montreal Patriotes Captain (6x Seasons)
Ryan Jesster Nominee (S66)
All-Rookie Team (S66)
Eastern Conference All-Star (S71, S72, S75)
IIHF Best Forward (S71, S72)
Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S73)
Traded to Texas Renegades (S74)
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07-18-2019, 01:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2019, 01:04 AM by 5ympathies .)
07-18-2019, 12:54 AM SwegButthole Wrote: Im assuming there will be an article measuring the female counterpart, otherwise this journalism isn't very equal and therefore we cant allow it.
Edit: i got stuck on the word penis and didnt see the end, my bad
Edit2: oh wait it just said that females would be filtered out. My original point still stands.
there was a reddit post explaining the math on how to calculate vaginal depths, but i dont know if im ready for that yet
Thanks to JSS for the signature
Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 H
S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 12 H
S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 12 H
S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM | 6 H
S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 H
S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H
S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM | 65 H
S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM | 58 H
S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM | 98 H
S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM | 81 H
S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H
S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H
S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H
S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H
S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H
S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H
S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H
S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H
S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H
S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall
S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge
S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home
S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals
S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S45 | WJC Silver
S46 | Laurifer Trophy
S46 | WJC Bronze
S49 | Presidents' Trophy
S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 | IIHF Bronze
S53 | Presidents' Trophy
S54 | IIHF Gold
S55 | 2nd Team All-Star
S55 | IIHF Bronze
S56 | Presidents' Trophy
S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S56 | Challenge Cup
S56 | IIHF Gold
S56 | Anton Razov Nomination
S57 | Presidents' Trophy
S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S57 | IIHF Gold
S57 | Anton Razov Nomination
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07-18-2019, 01:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2019, 01:08 AM by Samsung virtual assistant .)
07-18-2019, 01:03 AM 5ympathies Wrote: 07-18-2019, 12:54 AM SwegButthole Wrote: Im assuming there will be an article measuring the female counterpart, otherwise this journalism isn't very equal and therefore we cant allow it.
Edit: i got stuck on the word penis and didnt see the end, my bad
Edit2: oh wait it just said that females would be filtered out. My original point still stands.
there was a reddit post explaining the math on how to calculate vaginal depths, but i dont know if im ready for that yet
For shame
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | RW | NL / BUF
Name: グリムジョー・ジャガージャック
From: HUECO MUNDO
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 176 lbs
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S68, 33rd Overall, Newfoundland Berserkers
SHL Draft: S69(nice), 18th Overall, Buffalo Stampede
ディシスド デウーディー | Defenseman | CHI
Name: Disisde Dayudie / ディシスド デウーディー
From: Matsumoto, Japan
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 209 lbs
| REGULAR SEASON |
S49 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 48 | SB: 59 | ATOI: 21.70
S50 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 19 | P: 31 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 34 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 21.63
S51 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 24 | P: 37 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 28 | HITS: 43 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 22.56
S52 | NL | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 27 | P: 39 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 12 | HITS: 44 | SB: 45 | ATOI: 22.94
S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 54 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 16.58
S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 39 | SB: 54 | ATOI: 17.49
S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 20 | HITS: 55 | SB: 87 | ATOI: 20.43
S56 | CHI | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 56 | SB: 95 | ATOI: 19.59
S57 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 39 | P: 49 | +/-: 52 | PIM: 18 | HITS: 78 | SB: 106 | ATOI: 19.56
S58 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 31 | P: 36 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 107 | SB: 92 | ATOI: 19.48
S59 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: 73 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 152 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:52
S60 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 25 | P: 39 | +/-: 27 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 72 | SB: 93 | ATOI: 20:37
S61 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 90 | SB: 89 | ATOI: 20:49
S62 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 40 | P: 54 | +/-: 69 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 110 | SB: 52 | ATOI: 20:25
S63 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 99 | SB: 69 | ATOI: 20:06
S64 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 19 | P: 25 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 108 | SB: 112 | ATOI: 20:13
S65 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 43 | PIM: 22 | HITS: 103 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:10
| PLAYOFFS |
S49 | LET | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 7 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20.98
S50 | LET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 3 | SB: 5 | ATOI: 21.52
S51 | LET | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 4 | HITS: 7 | SB: 11 | ATOI: 24.23
S52 | NL | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 23.19
S53 | LAP | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 17 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 19:47
S54 | LAP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 10 | SB: 10 | ATOI: 18:29
S55 | LAP | MISSED
S56 | CHI | GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:27
S57 | CHI | GP: 24 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 7 | HITS: 29 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:38
S58 | CHI | MISSED
S59 | CHI | GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 26 | ATOI: 21:38
S60 | CHI | GP: 23 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 23 | SB: 44 | ATOI: 21:11
S61 | CHI | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 19 | SB: 17 | ATOI: 20:52
S62 | CHI | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20:26
S63 | CHI | GP: 14 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 13 | SB: 20 | ATOI: 21:15
S64 | CHI | GP: 22 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 36 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 21:42
S65 | CHI | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 25 | SB: 30 | ATOI: 20:28
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S49, 5th Overall, Lethbridge Lions
SHL Draft: S50, 7th Overall, Los Angeles Panthers
Traded to Chicago Syndicate S56
Challenge Cup Champion with Chicago Syndicate S57
Japan IIHF Gold Medalist S59
Bojo Biscuit Trophy Winner S59
Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs
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Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs
| Regular Season Statistics |
S25 | MTL | GP: 16 | W: 8 | L: 5 | OTL: 2 | GA: 40 | SA: 338 | SV%: 88.2 | GAA: 2.65 | SO: 0
S26 | MTL | GP: 43 | W: 28 | L: 11 | OTL: 4 | GA: 114 | SA: 913 | SV%: 87.5 | GAA: 2.69 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 21 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | GA: 123 | SA: 1304 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 3
S28 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 18 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | GA: 135 | SA: 1331 | SV%: 89.9 | GAA: 3.03 | SO: 1
S29 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 31 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | GA: 105 | SA: 1260 | SV%: 91.7 | GAA: 2.37 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 43 | W: 29 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | GA: 117 | SA: 1249 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.70 | SO: 4
S31 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 26 | L: 17 | OTL: 1 | GA: 121 | SA: 1360 | SV%: 91.1 | GAA: 2.73 | SO: 3
S32 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 22 | L: 19 | OTL: 3 | GA: 100 | SA: 1338 | SV%: 92.5 | GAA: 2.26 | SO: 4
S33 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 19 | L: 22 | OTL: 3 | GA: 118 | SA: 1408 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.66 | SO: 2
S34 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 24 | L: 15 | OTL: 5 | GA: 133 | SA: 1467 | SV%: 90.9 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 2
S35 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 20 | L: 21 | OTL: 3 | GA: 134 | SA: 1428 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 2
S36 | MIN | GP: 45 | W: 26 | L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GA: 109 | SA: 1324 | SV%: 91.8 | GAA: 2.39 | SO: 4
S37 | MIN | GP: 42 | W: 23 | L: 14 | OTL: 5 | GA: 103 | SA: 1220 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.43 | SO: 5
| Playoff Statistics |
S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | W:1 | L:4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 10 | SA: 128 | SV%: 92.2 | GAA: 2.01 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 15 | SA: 138 | SV%: 89.1 | GAA: 2.96 | SO: 0
S28 | MIN | MISSED
S29 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 2 | OTL: 2 | GA: 18 | SA: 169 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.66 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 1 | OTL: 3 | GA: 16 | SA: 154 | SV%: 89.6 | GAA: 3.36 | SO: 0
S31 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 17 | SA: 159 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.41 | SO: 0
S32 | MIN | GP: 7 | W: 3 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 22 | SA: 274 | SV%: 92.0 | GAA: 2.83 | SO: 0
S33 | MIN | MISSED
S34 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 18 | SA: 156 | SV%: 88.5 | GAA: 4.51 | SO: 0
S35 | MIN | MISSED
S36 | MIN | GP: 13 | W: 6 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GA: 42 | SA: 419 | SV%: 90.0 | GAA: 2.94 | SO: 0
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S25, 28th Overall, Montreal Impact
SHL Draft: S26, 18th Overall, Minnesota Chiefs
1x McBride Winner, 5x McBride Nominee(most in league history)
2x IIHF Gold Medalist, 1x IIHF Silver Medalist
Most Games, Most Wins in Minnesota Chiefs History.
| AWARDS / NOMINATIONS |
S27 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S27 Winner: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S27 IIHF Silver Medalist
S28 IIHF Gold Medalist
S29 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S29 Winner: Aidan Richan Trophy
S29 IIHF Gold Medalist
S31 IIHF Top Goalie
S32 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S32 IIHF Top Goalie
S33 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S36 Nominee: Ron Mexico Trophy
S36 Winner: John McBride
S37 Nominee: John McBride
| ALL-STAR TEAMS |
S27 All-Star Rookie Team (Enough votes for East All Star Team)
S29 3rd All-Star Team
S32 2nd All-Star Team
S33 1st All-Star Team
S36 1st All-Star Team
S37 3rd All-Star Team
Dick Skillstedt | Retired Right Winger | MIN
Name: Dick Skillstedt
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
| REGULAR SEASON |
S37 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 9 | P: 17 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 51 | Hits: 101 | SB: 4 | AMG: 20:05
S38 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: 11 | PIM: 64 | Hits: 120 | SB: 5 | AMG: 18:76
S39 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1 | AMG: 4:03
S40 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 5 | P: 15 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 47 | Hits: 102 | SB: 4 | AMG: 16:11
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 11 | P: 24 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 42 | Hits: 31 | SB: 4 | AMG: 18:88
S42 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 17 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 55 | Hits: 94 | SB: 9 | AMG: 20:15
S43 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 18 | P: 33 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 80 | Hits: 123 | SB: 8 | AMG: 19:12
S44 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 67 | Hits: 129 | SB: 7 | AMG: 20:65
S45 | HAM/MIN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 21 | P: 40 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 46 | Hits: 146 | SB: 20 | AMG: 22:64
S46 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 44 | P: 71 | +/-: 25 | PIM: 45 | Hits: 92 | SB: 18 | AMG: 25:01
Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said, "At the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?
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Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.
Wasty Registered
S10, S12, S17 Challenge Cup Champion
Avakael Registered
Miracles and Nightmares
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
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07-18-2019, 02:28 AM PenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.
Do you actually want an explanation or are you just trolling at this point? It really seems like the latter.
You've logged in tonight to make three posts, one containing derogatory jokes about women and the other two complaining about the women on the site not being outraged about posts you suggest to be equally offensive to your own (newsflash: they're not). It's very telling that you're acting as if the ladies of the SHL are the ones creating some sort of outrage about your posts and blaming them rather than accepting that the vast majority of the community as a whole thought those views were harmful. You've changed your sig to reflect the fact that you believe it's you vs women when it's really just you vs people who want a happy and healthy community on the SHL. Crude jokes about dicks aren't incompatible with that happy and healthy community. Demeaning an entire group of people is absolutely incompatible with that.
If you genuinely want to understand why people reacted the way they did to your comments, please by all means PM me and I will absolutely talk with you about it and do my best to help you see things from our perspective. You just have to be willing to meet us halfway when we explain this to you and not chalk it up to people being too sensitive or targeting you for the hell of it.
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Eric Vanderberg Jr. || D || Newfoundland Berserkers || TPE: 530
Name: Eric Vanderberg, Jr.
Height: 6'5
Weight: 235
Number: 3
Birthplace: Buffalo, NY
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S74: 66GP| 3G | 28A | 31P |+/- +23| 49PIM| 92H | 56SB
S75: 66GP| 15G| 44A | 59P|+/- +25| 51PIM| 118H| 84SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S74: 11GP| 0G | 1A | 1P |+/- +3| 0PIM | 16H | 10SB
S75: 19GP| 1G | 6A | 7P |+/- +3| 12PIM | 35H | 21SB
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Transactions:
S74: Drafted 13th Overall by the Newfoundland Berserkers
S74: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers 1yr/6,000,000
S75: Drafted 24th Overall by the Seattle Argonauts
S75: Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S76: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
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Awards:
S74: Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Nominee (RoY)
S74: SMJHL Rookie All Star Team
S75: SMJHL All Star
Brian Davenport || RW || Retired ||Peak TPE: 1415
Name: Brian Davenport
Height: 6'2
Weight: 205
Number: 16
Birthplace: Eastbourne, GB
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S57: 66GP| 3G | 10A | 13P |+/- +5| 20PIM| 18H | 23SB
S58: 66GP| 19G | 25A | 44P |+/- +36| 2PIM| 33H | 25SB
S59: 66GP| 10G | 33A | 43P |+/- +14| 14PIM| 35H | 46SB
S60: 66GP| 15G | 36A | 51P |+/- -6| 42PIM| 75H| 48SB
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SMJHL Career Totals
264GP| 47G | 104A | 151P |+/- +49| 78PIM| 161H| 142SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S57: 13GP| 0G | 1A | 1P |+/- -3| 0PIM | 0H | 2SB
S58: 17GP| 5G | 6A | 11P |+/- +16| 0PIM | 7H | 10SB
S59: 18GP| 3G | 11A| 14P |+/- -4| 4PIM | 14H | 19SB
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SMJHL Playoff Totals
48GP| 8G | 18A| 26P|+/- +9| 4PIM | 21H | 31SB
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S61: 66GP| 11G | 17A| 28P|+/- -6| 16 PIM| 40H| 45SB
S62: 66GP| 10G | 17A| 27P|+/- -27| 11 PIM| 61H| 42SB
S63: 66GP| 15G | 24A| 39P|+/- -14| 20 PIM| 59H| 56SB
S64: 66GP| 18G | 21A| 39P|+/- +12| 22 PIM| 73H| 68SB
S65: 66GP| 12G | 17A| 29P|+/- -27| 22 PIM| 90H| 73SB
S66: 66GP| 22G | 27A| 49P|+/- -78| 52 PIM| 77H| 50SB
S67: 66GP| 34G | 27A| 61P|+/- -10| 58 PIM| 70H| 44SB
S68: 66GP| 21G | 31A| 52P|+/- +7| 20 PIM| 140H| 43SB
S69: 66GP| 12G | 30A| 42P|+/- -16| 30 PIM| 121H| 59SB
S70: 66GP| 11G | 31A| 42P|+/- +7| 36 PIM| 117H| 32SB
S71: 66GP| 10G | 42A| 52P|+/- -58| 31PIM| 62H| 33SB
S72: 66GP| 18G | 19A| 37P|+/- -49| 26PIM| 78H| 50SB]
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CAREER: 726GP| 194G| 303A| 497P|+/- -259| 334PIM| 988H| 595SB
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SHL Playoff Stats
S62: 12GP| 3G | 4A| 7P|+/- +1| 0PIM|8H|12SB
S63: 4GP| 2G | 0A| 2P|+/- +1| 2PIM|5H|6SB
S64: 6GP| 0G | 1A| 1P|+/- -2| 2PIM|5H|6SB
S65: 4GP| 1G | 2A| 3P|+/- -2| 0PIM|10H|8SB
S67: 5GP| 0G | 7A| 7P|+/- -5| 2PIM| 4H|5SB
S68: 6GP| 1G | 1A| 2P|+/- -4| 0PIM| 11H|2SB
S69: 9GP| 4G | 2A| 6P|+/- +5| 2PIM|16H|2SB
S70: 5GP| 1G| 2A| 3P| +/- +1| 2PM|2H|1SB
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CAREER: 51GP| 12G| 17A| 29P|+/- -5| 10PIM| 61H| 42SB
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Transactions:
S57: Drafted 28th Overall by the Quebec City Citadelles
S57: Signed with the Quebec City Citadelles 1yr/6,000,000
S58: Drafted 24th Overall by the Seattle Argonauts
S58: Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,500,000
S59: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S60: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S61: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S62: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 3yr/9,000,000
S63: Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard
S65: Re-Signed with the Edmonton Blizzard 3yr/5,000,000
S69: Re-Signed with the Edmonton Blizzard 1yr/4,000,000
S70: Re-Signed with the Edmonton Blzzard 1yr/4,000,000
S71: Signed with the Toronto North Stars 1yr/3,500,000
S72: Re-Signed with the Toronto North Stars 1yr/3,500,000
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IIHF/WJC:
S57: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S58: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S59: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S60: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S65: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S66: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S67: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S68: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S69: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S70: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
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Awards:
S57: Laurifer Trophy
S58: SMJHL All Star
S58: King-Kurczewski Gauntlet
S58: Four Star Cup Champion
S58: Ron Bolt Trophy Nominee (Most Sportsmanlike)
S58: Alex Light Trophy Nominee (Most Improved POTY)
S59: Named Assistant Captain of the Quebec City Citadelles
S59: WJC Bronze Medal
S60: WJC Gold Medal
S66: Named Assistant Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard
Eric Vanderberg || D || Retired|| Peak TPE: 1178
Name: Eric Vanderberg
Height: 6'2
Weight: 210
Number: 89
Birthplace: Wilmington, DE, USA
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S45 Prospect Showcase
36GP| 1G | 10A | 11P |+/-= -10 | 60PIM | 49H | 31SB
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S45: 50GP| 2G | 14A | 16P |+/- +2| 20PIM | 39H | 43SB
S46: 50GP| 8G | 13A | 21P |+/- -3 | 29PIM | 39H | 49SB
S47: 50GP| 9G | 23A | 32P |+/- 0 | 29PIM | 29H | 52SB
S48: 50GP| 10G | 22A | 32P |+/- +2| 33PIM | 28H |50SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S45: 16GP| 3G | 4A | 7P | +/- +7| 14PIM | 18H | 15SB
S46: 7GP| 0G |1A | 1P | +/- -3| 8PIM | 5H | 5SB
S47: 4GP| 0G |2A | 2P | +/- -2| 2PIM | 3H | 11SB
S48: 4GP| 0G |3A | 3P |+/- +3| 5PIM| 4H | 9SB
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S49: 50GP| 1G | 2A | 3P | +/- +1| 24PIM| 73H | 26SB
S50: 50GP| 0G | 5A | 5P | +/- +9| 16PIM| 51H | 33SB
S51: 50GP| 1G | 4A | 5P | +/- +8| 9PIM | 10H | 9SB
S52: 50GP| 3G | 13A| 16P| +/- +13| 20PIM | 66H | 56SB
S53: 50GP| 8G | 11A| 19P| +/- +7| 34PIM | 33H |111SB
S54: 50GP| 4G | 10A| 14P| +/- +22| 10PIM |53H |26SB
S55: 50GP| 6G | 13A| 19P| +/- +20| 8PIM |48H |42SB
S56: 50GP| 5G | 6A| 11P| +/- +11| 10PIM |47H|44SB
S57: 59GP| 4G | 13A| 17P| +/- +11| 26PIM|69H|51SB
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CAREER: 459GP| 32G| 77A| 109P|+/- +103| 157PIM| 450H| 398SB
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SHL Playoff Stats [/align
S49: 5GP| 0G |1A | 1P |+/- -2| 6PIM| 8H | 7SB
S50: 6GP| 0G |0A | 0P |+/- -1| 0PIM| 0H | 1SB
S51: 8GP| 0G |0A | 0P |+/-+0| 0PIM| 0H | 2SB
S54: 13GP| 2G |2A |4P |+/- +0|2PIM| 10H | 11SB
S55: 17GP| 2G |3A |5P |+/- +7|7PIM| 17H | 13SB
S56: 23GP| 2G |3A |5P |+/- -3 |0PIM| 15H | 25SB
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CAREER: 72GP| 6G| 9A|15P|+/- +1|15PIM|50H|59SB
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Transactions:
S45: Drafted 16th Overall by the Colorado Raptors
S45: Signed with the Colorado Raptors, 1 yr/$3,000,000
S46: Drafted 51st Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
S46: Signed with the Buffalo Stampede, 2yr/$2,000,000
S48: Signed a 2 yr/3,000,000 extension with the Buffalo Stampede
S50: Signed a 3 yr/8,000,000 extension with the Buffalo Stampede
S51: Traded to the Winnipeg Jets
S53: Traded to the Buffalo Stampede
S53: Signed with the Buffalo Stampede, 3 yr/$12,000,000
S57: Signed with the Edmonton Blizzard, 1yr/$4,000,000
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IIHF/WJC:
S45: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S46: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S47: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S47: Named Assistant Captain of Team USA
S48: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S49: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S50: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S51: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S52: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S53: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S54: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
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Awards:
S47: Silver Medal, S47 WJC
S48: Bronze Medal, S48 WJC
S48: Challenge Cup Champion
S50: Gold Medal, S50 IIHF
S51: Gold Medal, S51 IIHF
S52: Bronze Medal, S52 IIHF
S52: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Winner
S53: Gold Medal, S53 IIHF
S54: President's Trophy
S55: President's Trophy
S55: Challenge Cup Champion
07-18-2019, 05:43 AM
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07-18-2019, 02:28 AM PenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.
07-18-2019, 02:28 AM PenKnight Wrote: imaginary size.
07-18-2019, 02:28 AM PenKnight Wrote: imaginary
Bro you literally said women are invading hockey and shouldn't be doing broadcasts. There is no comparison to making up dick sizes using some made up calculation and assigning dick sizes to female players.
Slowpoke Registered
S36 Challenge Cup Champion
Piotr Horvat | D | Texas Renegades
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S47 KEL GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/-: 8, Hits: 73, SB: 56
S48 KEL GP: 50, G: 7, A: 21, P: 28, +/-: -21, Hits: 107, SB: 69
S49 KEL GP: 50, G: 9, A: 23, P: 32, +/-: 10, Hits: 99, SB: 59
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S50 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 19, P: 23, +/-: -13, Hits: 103, SB: 72
S51 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/-: -8, Hits: 115, SB: 77
S52 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 22, P: 25, +/-: -5, Hits: 107, SB: 79
S53 TEX GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -18, Hits: 80, SB: 66
S54 TEX GP: 50, G: 1, A: 9, P: 10, +/-: -4, Hits: 117, SB: 99
S55 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 19, P: 27, +/-: 0, Hits: 137, SB: 105
S56 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 22, P: 25, +/-: 6, Hits: 144, SB: 78
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Drafted 4th Overall S47 SMJHL Draft By Kelowna
Drafted 6th Overall S48 SHL Draft By New England
Vasily Horvat | RW | Retired
SHL Regular Season Career Statistics
S34 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 6, P: 10, +/-: -14, PIMS: 41, Hits: 115
S35 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 2, P: 6, +/-: -5, PIMS: 18, Hits: 86
S36 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: -13, PIMS: 53, Hits: 95
S37 TEX GP: 50, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: -30, PIMS: 35, Hits: 71
S38 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 4, PIMS: 80, Hits: 203
S39 TEX GP: 50, G: 18, A: 25, P: 43, +/-: 13, PIMS: 69. Hits: 211
S40 TEX GP: 50, G: 12, A: 21, P: 33, +/-: 11, PIMS: 45, Hits: 167
S41 TEX GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: -14, PIMS: 59, Hits: 190
S42 TEX GP: 50, G: 16, A: 31, P: 47, +/-: -5, PIMS: 56, Hits: 206
S43 TEX GP: 50, G: 16, A: 23, P: 39, +/-: 4, PIMS: 50, Hits: 225
S44 TEX GP: 50, G: 15, A: 27, P: 42, +/-: -5, PIMS: 62, Hits: 212
S45 TEX GP: 50, G: 11, A: 30, P: 41, +/-: -2, PIMS: 56, Hits: 206
S46 NOLA GP: 50, G: 3, A: 15, P: 18, +/-: -3, PIMS: 48, Hits: 114
S47 NOLA GP: 50, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -9, PIMS: 18, Hits: 119
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S34 TEX GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -1, PIMS: 10, Hits: 16
S35 TEX GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, Hits: 1
S36 TEX GP: 16, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: 1, PIMS: 16, Hits: 45
S37 TEX GP: 4, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, PIMS: 0, Hits: 4
S40 TEX GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 4, Hits: 15
S42 TEX GP: 5, G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 3, PIMS: 6, Hits: 21
S45 TEX GP: 11, G: 2, A: 6, P: 10, +/-: 4, PIMS: 8, Hits: 46
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Awards
S31 and S32 Four Star Champion
S36 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
07-18-2019, 02:28 AM PenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.
I’m sorry it’s so hard for you to understand how to please women.