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SHL Player Erection Size
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Graders please give half of the money from this article to @Slowpoke.

Hopefully this is enough effort for those talking shit in my past media.

I know you've read the title, so we're just going to jump right in. This article is based on a World of Warcraft reddit post from a couple years ago that Slowpoke recently sent me in our disc. 

The average male erection is not 5.5 inches like most believe, it is actually 5.1 inches. The average height for males 69.7 inches. While height doesn't correlate directly to penis length, some dude used it as an acceptable measure in his reddit post and so I will too. 

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Table 1: Predetermined/Assumed Variables (Erections)
Variable    Measurement (in)
Avg Height Man    69.7
Aroused Male    5.1

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Table 2: Erection Percentages
Human                 Male %
Erection Percentage  7.32 %

If you're confused, all that this means is 5.1 is 7.32% of 69.7. Going forward, taking 7.32% of height will determine penis length for a player. Now this is one way for length to be measured, but it only takes height into account. Shouldn't weight factor into the calculations at all? Slowpoke decided that 0.1% of a player's weight would be added to their total erect length in order to add greater amounts of variations in the final lengths.

Also, I'm sorry ladies. I haven't yet filtered out players by gender yet, so in these calculations everybody has a penis. 

All of the following lengths are in inches.

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Buffalo Stampede Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Alexander Selich 280    82    6.00    6.030
Cedric Robinson    240    79    5.78    5.807
Fjorm Lyeskov    205    78    5.71    5.730
Charles Walker    220    76    5.56    5.585
Xavier Paquette    223    75    5.49    5.512
Brock Becker    220    74    5.42    5.439
Cassius Darrow    220    74    5.42    5.439
Louie Garrett    210    74    5.42    5.438
Viktor Marius    188    74    5.42    5.436
Patrick Brumm Jr. 245    73    5.34    5.368
Bobby Sharp    215    73    5.34    5.365
Caelan Fearghal    205    73    5.34    5.364
Kevin Hamilton    205    73    5.34    5.364
Alexis Metzler    203    73    5.34    5.364
Kyle Davis    185    73    5.34    5.362
Finn McCool    210    72    5.27    5.291
Oliver Konig    190    72    5.27    5.289
TJ Bayley    190    72    5.27    5.289
Dermot Lavelle    180    72    5.27    5.288
Noro Wozy    200    71    5.20    5.217
Konstantin Kostoyevskiy 181    71    5.20    5.215
Tatu Makela    180    71    5.20    5.215
Hippo Passamus    290    66    4.83    4.860

Buffalo Average: 5.4030

As you can see just from one teams measurements, using height alone provides many players with the exact same size, which is why it is important to add weight into the mixture as well. 

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Calgary Dragons Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Your Overlord    260    81    5.93    5.955
Otis B. Driftwood 325    80    5.86    5.889
Brock Nuck    260    80    5.86    5.882
Chico Smeb    220    80    5.86    5.878
Benois Minuscule 221    78    5.71    5.732
Brennan Kennedy Jr. 235    76    5.56    5.587
Nicky Pedersen Jr. 230    76    5.56    5.586
Vital Kravtsov    210    76    5.56    5.584
Chuck Goody Jr.    200    76    5.56    5.583
Kata Vilde    215    75    5.49    5.512
Ostap Maksimov    225    74    5.42    5.439
Bernik Vrzala    210    74    5.42    5.438
Barry Batsbak    204    74    5.42    5.437
Hunter Jones    200    74    5.42    5.437
Shooter McGavin    190    74    5.42    5.436
Casey Creller    199    73    5.34    5.364
Richard C. Hocolate 190    73    5.34    5.363
Mike Izzy    228    72    5.27    5.293
Mikael Choybuk    185    72    5.27    5.289
Maxime Bouchard    190    71    5.20    5.216
Mason Hudson    179    71    5.20    5.215
Rainbow Dash    173    67    4.90    4.922

Calgary Average: 5.5016

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Chicago Syndicate Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Helmuts Akmenlauks 250    80    5.856    5.881
Jay Bae            220    78    5.7096    5.7316
Buck Maverick    240    76    5.5632    5.5872
Mikkel Haugen    220    76    5.5632    5.5852
Parker Smeb    215    76    5.5632    5.5847
Roberts Klavins    198    76    5.5632    5.583
Jack Kennedy    225    75    5.49    5.5125
Martijn Westbroek 210    75    5.49    5.511
Romualds Loks    195    75    5.49    5.5095
Svatoslav Bodnar 250    74    5.4168    5.4418
Fredrich Koenig    215    74    5.4168    5.4383
Fedor Shirobokov 210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Cameron Carter II 200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Luke Atmey    220    73    5.3436    5.3656
James Johnson    210    73    5.3436    5.3646
Daniel Smeb    190    73    5.3436    5.3626
Sami Owens    190    73    5.3436    5.3626
Mikhail Petrikov 215    71    5.1972    5.2187
Steve Craig-Smeb 198    71    5.1972    5.217
Gvidas Kazlauskas 191    70    5.124    5.1431
Khan Smeb    174    70    5.124    5.1414
Kit Smeb    150    67    4.9044    4.9194

Chicago Average: 5.4243

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Edmonton Blizzard Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Tommy Tuck    350    79    5.7828    5.8178
Dean Colt III    265    78    5.7096    5.7361
Teddy Cuddles    220    77    5.6364    5.6584
Brady McIntyre    220    76    5.5632    5.5852
Mattias Enqvist    205    76    5.5632    5.5837
Connor Tanner    225    75    5.49    5.5125
Bernard Freeman    225    75    5.49    5.5125
Willy Mack    225    75    5.49    5.5125
Sven Brokstad    215    75    5.49    5.5115
Marc Hagan    204    75    5.49    5.5104
Karlstrabe Scholz 220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Mark Stewart    190    74    5.4168    5.4358
Jacob Geza    219    73    5.3436    5.3655
Derrick Glover    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Logan Crosby    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Hercules Rockefeller195    71    5.1972    5.2167
Tony Pepperoni    187    71    5.1972    5.2159
Tor Tuck    210    70    5.124    5.145
Adam Taylor    185    70    5.124    5.1425
Cory Knouse    150    70    5.124    5.139
Evan Cordes    232    69    5.0508    5.074
James Truong    200    69    5.0508    5.0708
Barbie Tanner    130    62    4.5384    4.5514

Edmonton Average: 5.3615

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Hamilton Steelhawks Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Ben Dover    300    90    6.588    6.618
Vegeta Muerto    270    83    6.0756    6.1026
Baron O'Beefdip    236    80    5.856    5.8796
Jean-Pierre Gay    236    78    5.7096    5.7332
Brado Sando    215    77    5.6364    5.6579
Yuri Boyka Jr.    230    76    5.5632    5.5862
Robert Phelps    210    75    5.49    5.511
Sulak O'Hritea    210    75    5.49    5.511
Tig Murphy    212    74    5.4168    5.438
Nikolai Evans    210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Geezus Kryyst    210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Finn Kruger    200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Angelo Odjick    220    73    5.3436    5.3656
Vijanupatan Singh 210    73    5.3436    5.3646
Zivan Zidek    199    73    5.3436    5.3635
Nour Harrak    180    72    5.2704    5.2884
Alexander Zajac    210    71    5.1972    5.2182
Andrew Martin    185    71    5.1972    5.2157
Anastasia O'Koivu 165    71    5.1972    5.2137
Donnie Dicks    178    70    5.124    5.1418
Dank Boija    220    69    5.0508    5.0728

Hamilton Average: 5.5045

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Los Angeles Panthers Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Willie Fisterbottom 270    80    5.856    5.883
Max Mauldin    215    77    5.6364    5.6579
Evgueni Marmeladov 180    77    5.6364    5.6544
Borromini Cannellini210    76    5.5632    5.5842
Oliver Cleary    215    75    5.49    5.5115
Jimmy Cahill    205    75    5.49    5.5105
Lightning Jones    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Shaquille Derisraka 208    74    5.4168    5.4376
Eddy Ask Jr.    200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Matthew Leetch    200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Philipp Winter    197    74    5.4168    5.4365
Mason Brown    225    73    5.3436    5.3661
Jon Toner    200    73    5.3436    5.3636
Hiro Fujikawa    200    73    5.3436    5.3636
Shouta Aizawa    215    72    5.2704    5.2919
Quick Mafs    210    72    5.2704    5.2914
Geoff Higgins    195    72    5.2704    5.2899
Maurice Picard    186    72    5.2704    5.289
Kenji Yoshimura    183    71    5.1972    5.2155
Nico Wallner    165    69    5.0508    5.0673
Florence Clijsters 141    64    4.6848    4.6989

Panthers Average: 5.3917

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Manhattan Rage Height, Weight, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Scottey Crawfling 250    80    5.856    5.881
Poopity Scoop    300    79    5.7828    5.8128
Matthew Auston    250    77    5.6364    5.6614
Reginald MacIntyre 250    77    5.6364    5.6614
Alex Winters    225    76    5.5632    5.5857
Reginald Rove    200    75    5.49    5.51
Ryan Mason    235    74    5.4168    5.4403
Barret McCarthy    225    74    5.4168    5.4393
Yannick Berger    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Sachimo Zoidberg Jr.195    74    5.4168    5.4363
Friedrich Schmidt 195    74    5.4168    5.4363
Craig Finley    210    73    5.3436    5.3646
Jax Aittokallio    208    73    5.3436    5.3644
Tokek Takshak    175    73    5.3436    5.3611
Andrej Doskocil    215    72    5.2704    5.2919
James Dekens    205    72    5.2704    5.2909
Luke Thomason    185    72    5.2704    5.2889
David Kastrba    173    70    5.124    5.1413
Jakub Novak    189    69    5.0508    5.0697
Eri Arai    178    69    5.0508    5.0686

Manhattan Average: 5.4272

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Minnesota Chiefs Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Ti-Guy Emond    240    78    5.7096    5.7336
Dwayne Wyder    260    77    5.6364    5.6624
Sterling Slaughter 230    76    5.5632    5.5862
Sinn Nolan    225    76    5.5632    5.5857
Sam McGrizzley    215    75    5.49    5.5115
Terrance Nova    213    75    5.49    5.5113
Geoff Moore    206    75    5.49    5.5106
Bobby Watson    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Mark McFleury    204    74    5.4168    5.4372
GOD McZehrl    203    74    5.4168    5.4371
Conor McGregor    195    74    5.4168    5.4363
Muhammad McLovin 225    73    5.3436    5.3661
Eric Pelletier    197    73    5.3436    5.3633
Collin Gibbles    230    72    5.2704    5.2934
Sebastien Primeau 200    72    5.2704    5.2904
Luisa Koller    180    72    5.2704    5.2884
Eero Niemi    176    72    5.2704    5.288
Mathias Seger    190    71    5.1972    5.2162
Kire Yelkrab    200    69    5.0508    5.0708
Mika Mayfield    165    68    4.9776    4.9941

Minnesota Average: 5.4011

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New England Wolfpack Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Rafe Ulrich     250     79      5.7828  5.8078
Dick Clapper    220    76    5.5632    5.5852
Slap McShotty    220    76    5.5632    5.5852
Johannes Leitner 198    76    5.5632    5.583
Boris Poroshenko 230    75    5.49    5.513
Ensio Kalju    220    75    5.49    5.512
Manuel Gotze    220    75    5.49    5.512
Guy Zheng    215    75    5.49    5.5115
Tigole Bitties    209    75    5.49    5.5109
Thomas Bathory    207    75    5.49    5.5107
Perry Morgan    250    74    5.4168    5.4418
Przemyslaw Brzeszczyczkiewicz    215    74    5.4168    5.4383
Herb Robert    213    74    5.4168    5.4381
Ben Holtby    210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Anders Christiansen195    73    5.3436    5.3631
Gordie Boomhover 188    73    5.3436    5.3624
Max Hansen    223    72    5.2704    5.2927
Maximilian Egger 205    72    5.2704    5.2909
Eko Van Otter    183    71    5.1972    5.2155
Chippy Chiclets    210    70    5.124    5.145

New England Average: 5.452845

Proud to be tied for second largest on the team, I guess. Should I even be proud of writing this article?

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New Orleans Specters Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Roman Augustus    235    78    5.7096    5.7331
Clint Eastwood    237    76    5.5632    5.5869
Julian O'Sullivan 235    76    5.5632    5.5867
Kevin Kazarian    192    75    5.49    5.5092
Piotr Czerkawski 220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Chuck Bernstein    210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Nicholas Williams 207    74    5.4168    5.4375
DeMaricus Smyth    197    74    5.4168    5.4365
Joe Kurczewski    240    73    5.3436    5.3676
Sean Stevenson Jr. 226    73    5.3436    5.3662
Paddy O'Sullivan 220    73    5.3436    5.3656
Oisin Fletcher    210    73    5.3436    5.3646
Richard Physt    202    73    5.3436    5.3638
Jimmy Slothface    200    73    5.3436    5.3636
Osbert Whacker    210    72    5.2704    5.2914
Karl Hefeweizen    205    72    5.2704    5.2909
Soren Kierkegaard 200    71    5.1972    5.2172
Krists Zommers    200    71    5.1972    5.2172
Vasily Horvat    197    71    5.1972    5.2169
Michael Fox    185    71    5.1972    5.2157
Charlie Serpe    185    71    5.1972    5.2157
Aleister Cain    160    69    5.0508    5.0668

New Orleans Average: 5.3677

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San Fransisco Pride Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Leshaun King    240    77    5.6364    5.6604
Steven Moyer    215    77    5.6364    5.6579
Nathan Explosion 222    76    5.5632    5.5854
Patrice Nadeau    218    76    5.5632    5.585
Vince Reaper    236    75    5.49    5.5136
Ty Hoover    205    75    5.49    5.5105
Leopold Lockhart 198    75    5.49    5.5098
Charlie Schieck    190    75    5.49    5.509
Dustin Evans    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Cleo Green    190    74    5.4168    5.4358
Dakota Reid    185    74    5.4168    5.4353
Jeff Brogen    215    73    5.3436    5.3651
Howie Dewitt    207    73    5.3436    5.3643
Dominic Montgomery 205    73    5.3436    5.3641
Goku Muerto    198    73    5.3436    5.3634
Ray Bork    192    73    5.3436    5.3628
Filip Zadina    196    72    5.2704    5.29
Chris Partridge    192    72    5.2704    5.2896
Jack Tanner    210    71    5.1972    5.2182
Kyler Gill    188    71    5.1972    5.216
Isak Odegard    170    71    5.1972    5.2142
Richard Metcalf Jr. 180    69    5.0508    5.0688
Joseph Lombardi    145    63    4.6116    4.6261

Pride Average: 5.3732

I wonder if @King  is still around because he at least has this going for him.

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Tampa Bay Barracuda Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Nickolas Klaus    300    83    6.0756    6.1056
Benjamin Blue    225    78    5.7096    5.7321
Maui            250    77    5.6364    5.6614
Alex Andani    220    76    5.5632    5.5852
Joseph Gagnier    215    76    5.5632    5.5847
Michael Owens    204    75    5.49    5.5104
Akashi SixNine    280    74    5.4168    5.4448
Matthew Guzman    250    74    5.4168    5.4418
Lillie Jacobs    240    74    5.4168    5.4408
Cash Savage    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Xavier Cross    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Van Morrison    200    74    5.4168    5.4368
David Fantobens    210    73    5.3436    5.3646
Matt Kholin    205    73    5.3436    5.3641
Nolan Sawchuk    188    73    5.3436    5.3624
Kristaps Ball    200    72    5.2704    5.2904
Shoyu Kikkoman    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Kolja Seppanen    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Samuel McVay    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Blaine McElroy    200    71    5.1972    5.2172
Gunnar Soderberg 195    71    5.1972    5.2167
Flacko Lagerfield 160    70    5.124    5.14
Boris Denisovich 165    69    5.0508    5.0673

TBB Average: 5.4223

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Texas Renegades Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Mikey Pickles    285    81    5.9292    5.9577
Karno Gronkjaer    235    79    5.7828    5.8063
Reece Artois    200    77    5.6364    5.6564
Samuel Jalopski    240    76    5.5632    5.5872
Pierre Laroche-Durocher 208    76    5.5632    5.584
Andreas Kvalheim 203    76    5.5632    5.5835
Tyler Tougard    237    75    5.49    5.5137
Walter Hobbs    185    75    5.49    5.5085
Liam O'Callaghan 215    74    5.4168    5.4383
Daniel Karlsson    210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Vladislav Konstantin205    74    5.4168    5.4373
Iam Essellemm    200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Noah Konn    198    74    5.4168    5.4366
The Dude    192    74    5.4168    5.436
Conklin Owen    185    73    5.3436    5.3621
Harvey Danger    185    73    5.3436    5.3621
Logan Jensen    220    72    5.2704    5.2924
Nico Gross    198    72    5.2704    5.2902
Sanyi Kocsis    210    70    5.124    5.145
Barnaby Picklesworth175    68    4.9776    4.9951
I Shattenkirksbed 275    66    4.8312    4.8587


Texas Average: 5.4346

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Toronto North Stars Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Markus Kane    220    76    5.5632    5.5852
Michael McFadden 217    76    5.5632    5.5849
Carter Manning    212    76    5.5632    5.5844
Ben Turska    210    75    5.49    5.511
Adam Kaiser    205    75    5.49    5.5105
Jordan Von Matt    195    75    5.49    5.5095
Jill Jellybeanov 185    75    5.49    5.5085
Bob Bergen    220    74    5.4168    5.4388
Donny McMasters    210    74    5.4168    5.4378
Mercer Church    190    74    5.4168    5.4358
Troy Reynolds    190    74    5.4168    5.4358
Dionyz Vyskoc    204    73    5.3436    5.364
Zakhar Turakov    190    73    5.3436    5.3626
Lyndis Vakarian    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Steven Moore    206    71    5.1972    5.2178
Zach Laliberte    200    71    5.1972    5.2172
Joseph Laraque    187    71    5.1972    5.2159
Zander Rhys    185    71    5.1972    5.2157
Chris York    184    70    5.124    5.1424
Mikhail Lokitonov 170    69    5.0508    5.0678

Toronto Average: 5.3818

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West Kendall Platoon Weight, Height, Erect, Weight Adjusted

Willis Vincent    215    77    5.6364    5.6579
Ethan Ross    210    77    5.6364    5.6574
Nat Emerson    250    76    5.5632    5.5882
Joshua Woodcroft 209    76    5.5632    5.5841
Ludwig Koch Schroder215    75    5.49    5.5115
Chuck Crutchfield 209    75    5.49    5.5109
Dayymo Ralchankinov 194    75    5.49    5.5094
Mirio Togata    160    75    5.49    5.506
Rex Kirkby    212    74    5.4168    5.438
Dani Forsberg    207    74    5.4168    5.4375
Beaujeaux Biscuit 200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Petr Mikulak    178    74    5.4168    5.4346
Yuriy Starkonov    170    74    5.4168    5.4338
Gabriel Wong    205    73    5.3436    5.3641
Ted Glass    200    73    5.3436    5.3636
Alex Light    197    73    5.3436    5.3633
Trevor Wilson    190    72    5.2704    5.2894
Artemi Berezin    185    72    5.2704    5.2889
Steve McGirthensons 185    72    5.2704    5.2889
Karsten Kadinger 160    68    4.9776    4.9936
Sophia Bennett    150    68    4.9776    4.9926

WKP Average: 5.4119

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Gary Grease    226    91    6.6612    6.6838
Ace Redding    290    81    5.9292    5.9582
Troy McClure III 271    80    5.856    5.8831
Nick Brain    228    76    5.5632    5.586
Hypolact Asia    255    75    5.49    5.5155
Ola Wagstrom    213    75    5.49    5.5113
Chase Byron    205    75    5.49    5.5105
Noah Gallagher    208    74    5.4168    5.4376
Corey Bearss    200    74    5.4168    5.4368
Vladimir Vaskov    198    74    5.4168    5.4366
Crossfit Jesus    217    73    5.3436    5.3653
Slip McScruff    215    73    5.3436    5.3651
Cedric Moreau    212    73    5.3436    5.3648
Max Poulin    205    73    5.3436    5.3641
Dylan Karlsson    205    73    5.3436    5.3641
Michael Scarn    195    73    5.3436    5.3631
Andrew Hawkins    226    72    5.2704    5.293
Nolan Snipez    205    72    5.2704    5.2909
Max Weber    220    71    5.1972    5.2192
Ignatius Blunt    200    71    5.1972    5.2172
Jason Visser    178    70    5.124    5.1418
Commander Shepard 180    67    4.9044    4.9224
Lil Manius    182    66    4.8312    4.8494
Vivian Leblanc    150    64    4.6848    4.6998

Winnipeg Average: 5.4075

Based on averages the top three teams in order are Hamilton, Calgary and then New England. The smallest three teams are Edmonton, New Orleans, and San Francisco. I guess King couldn't use his big dick energy to sway the average higher. 

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This graph shows that over 92% of the league has a weight adjusted erect penis length that is above the average male size. 

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This graph illustrates the failures of a pie chart because even I don't fully understand what I'm trying to convey. The variability between teams, which you can't see because I picked a terrible graph, is at most 1.1%, and that's between the highest and lowest teams. Most teams are actually very very close in their adjusted sizes added up.

The largest erect penis in the league, by our calculations, belongs to Gary Grease of the Winnipeg Jets, coming in at a length of 6.6838. Ben Dover of the Hamilton Steelhawks, comes in a close second with a length of 6.618, and an old Kelowna Knights teammate of mine, Nickolas Klaus from the Tampa Bay Barracuda has a length of 6.1056. 

On the other end of the scale, the smallest three in the league are as follows. Barbie Tanner from Edmonton with a length of 4.5514. Second is Joseph Lombardi of the San Francisco Pride: 4.6261. Third smallest is Florence Clijsters from Los Angeles at 4.6989. 

Moving forward, I will attempt to filter out the female players and bring forth an estimate more true to reality. I will also start using bar graphs instead of pie graphs, because those clearly were an unnecessary addition.   

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"Tig Murphy 212 74 5.4168 5.438"

Couldn't even give me 5.45 so I could round up to 5 and a half smh

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Im assuming there will be an article measuring the female counterpart, otherwise this journalism isn't very equal and therefore we cant allow it.


Edit: i got stuck on the word penis and didnt see the end, my bad

Edit2: oh wait it just said that females would be filtered out. My original point still stands.

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Alexa how do I delete someone else's post

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07-18-2019, 12:54 AMSwegButthole Wrote: Im assuming there will be an article measuring the female counterpart, otherwise this journalism isn't very equal and therefore we cant allow it.


Edit: i got stuck on the word penis and didnt see the end, my bad

Edit2: oh wait it just said that females would be filtered out. My original point still stands.


there was a reddit post explaining the math on how to calculate vaginal depths, but i dont know if im ready for that yet

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07-18-2019, 01:03 AM5ympathies Wrote:
07-18-2019, 12:54 AMSwegButthole Wrote: Im assuming there will be an article measuring the female counterpart, otherwise this journalism isn't very equal and therefore we cant allow it.


Edit: i got stuck on the word penis and didnt see the end, my bad

Edit2: oh wait it just said that females would be filtered out. My original point still stands.


there was a reddit post explaining the math on how to calculate vaginal depths, but i dont know if im ready for that yet

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Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said, "At the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?

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Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.
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07-18-2019, 02:28 AMPenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.

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07-18-2019, 02:28 AMPenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.

Do you actually want an explanation or are you just trolling at this point? It really seems like the latter. 

You've logged in tonight to make three posts, one containing derogatory jokes about women and the other two complaining about the women on the site not being outraged about posts you suggest to be equally offensive to your own (newsflash: they're not). It's very telling that you're acting as if the ladies of the SHL are the ones creating some sort of outrage about your posts and blaming them rather than accepting that the vast majority of the community as a whole thought those views were harmful. You've changed your sig to reflect the fact that you believe it's you vs women when it's really just you vs people who want a happy and healthy community on the SHL. Crude jokes about dicks aren't incompatible with that happy and healthy community. Demeaning an entire group of people is absolutely incompatible with that. 

If you genuinely want to understand why people reacted the way they did to your comments, please by all means PM me and I will absolutely talk with you about it and do my best to help you see things from our perspective. You just have to be willing to meet us halfway when we explain this to you and not chalk it up to people being too sensitive or targeting you for the hell of it.

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07-18-2019, 02:28 AMPenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.

07-18-2019, 02:28 AMPenKnight Wrote: imaginary size.

07-18-2019, 02:28 AMPenKnight Wrote: imaginary

Bro you literally said women are invading hockey and shouldn't be doing broadcasts. There is no comparison to making up dick sizes using some made up calculation and assigning dick sizes to female players.

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07-18-2019, 02:28 AMPenKnight Wrote: Amazing how the female members who are listed aren't upset about relating to them and their imaginary size.
Where is the outrage for this thread?
Where is the outrage for... forget it.. who cares... I just find it ironic... oh right I don't know how to use the word ironic.

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