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***JaytheGreat*** · 08-16-2019, 05:32 PM

Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S49 Sim 9

SMJHL S49 Game 94 - ANA @ KEL

SMJHL Game 94 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Leonid Kofix @Smirnov Light
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: Tah Puhcheese @Wheel Snipe Celly
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: 11:14 of 2nd period
Total possession time: 31:14
Hot po-take-to: Kofix final loses his potato trophy as he catches an unsuspecting Tah Puhcheese skating with this head down. After the hit Kofix was seen crying tears of what we believe to be tears of joy as he quickly skates to the bench. Over the duration of carrying the potato teammates reported to coaches that Kofix was possible having lapses into madness.

SMJHL Game 94 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Tah Puhcheese @Wheel Snipe Celly
Team: Kelowna Knights
Victim: Ivan Maximus @thiefofcheese
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Time: 0:04 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 8:50
Hot po-take-to: It only takes Puhcheese a little bit more then half a period to get rid of his potato has he applies a weak check onto rookie Russian forward Ivan Maximus. Maximus was seen simply holding the potato in his hand unsure of why he had it and where it had come from.

SMJHL Game 94 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Ivan Maximus @thiefofcheese
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: N/A
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 19:56
Hot po-take-to: Maximus kept the potato for the rest of the game, he doesn't seem to bothered by the sudden presence of the vegetable. He just seems to be trying to figure out what to do with his new trophy.

SMJHL S49 Game 98 - STL @ ANA

SMJHL Game 98 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Ivan Maximus @thiefofcheese
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: Noah Brusky @BrewskyBoy
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Time: 10:32 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 50:32
Hot po-take-to: Maximus confusion over the trophy comes to an end when checks Scarecrows Dman Noah Brusky. Brusky just continues to skate around unaware of his new potato brand stalker.

SMJHL Game 98 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Noah Brusky @BrewskyBoy
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 14:28
Hot po-take-to: Brusky keeps the potato for the rest of the game, and as the game continues he starts to get more and more visibly upset. He was seen swiping at something on his shoulders and shaking his head more and more. Is the potato talking to him, will the potato try to posses the American Defenseman, or will this potato-y burden push his game to new weights?

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thiefofcheese · 08-16-2019, 07:41 PM

Take that @BrewskyBoy

BrewskyBoy · 08-16-2019, 10:39 PM

@thiefofcheese you're lucky we don't play again anytime soon, otherwise I'd be holding on to that potato just to give it back to 'ya!

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