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SMJHL S49 Game 220 - VAN @ ANC

SMJHL Game 220 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Daniel Bischoff @dylanjj37
Team: Anchorage Armada
Victim: N/A
Team: Vancouver Whalers
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: Everyone is beginning to get worried about Daniel Bischoff's obsession with The Hot Potato. He's submitted paperwork with the Swiss Embassy to get The Potato a passport. He submitted the documentation as Brad Potato and has added Mr. Potato Head items and drawn some facial hair on Brad as well. Bischoff has also aged immensely for a rookie. In pre-game interviews he showed up with crazy hair, a wild smile, Freddy Krueger striped shirt with overalls, and stated "Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling."



However, this hasn't stopped his production on the ice. In tonight's contest he was able to open the scoring for Anchorage and is absolutely flying around the ice. But in what appears to be bi-polar type of tendencies he also seems to crash and crash hard between shifts. He's going out of his way to NOT come in contact with any other players and is almost exclusively discussing strategy with Brad Potato. Rumor has it we could be hearing wedding bells in the future. Could it be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ijNyufKYjU

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