SMJHL Game 234 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Aleksandr Scherbak @jjaybs
Team: Kelowna Knights
Victim: Denver Wolfe @iRockstar
Team: Colorado Raptors
Time: 4:32 of 1st period
Total possession time: 4:32
Hot po-take-to: Scherbal loses the Potato to Raptors defenseman Denver Wolfe. With acquiring the Potato Wolfe goes on to have a point night and plays seemingly like nothing is wrong, but deep down inside a sinister plot is being made.
SMJHL Game 234 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Denver Wolfe @iRockstar
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: N/A
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 55:28
Hot po-take-to: As the entire game goes on Wolfe doesn't find a single hit, which is find by him. Wolfe is finalizing his plan to blow the NHL SHL All Star for the President so he can collect the insurance money. At this moment we don't know what the connection is between the Potato and the President, all that we know is that there is money and revenge involved.
SMJHL Game 241 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Denver Wolfe @iRockstar
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: Jack Bauer @StunSquadEcchi
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Time: 8:13 of 2nd period
Total possession time: 28:13
Hot po-take-to: Suddenly with a timer going off in his head Jack Bauer throws himself in front of Denver Wolfe allowing the Potato to be transferred to him. Jack suddenly realizes he just helped foil a national conspiracy.
SMJHL Game 241 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jack Bauer @StunSquadEcchi
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: N/A
Team: Colorado Raptors
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 31:47
Hot po-take-to: Jack Bauer tapes his newly acquired Potato to the back of his head, which lets him play the game like nothing has happened. He'll never get the credit he deserves but that's ok to him as he knows what he's done. Now he just longs for a nice offseason vacation and possible a room with a view.