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Przemysław Brzeszczyczkiewicz Retires
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Hello fellow SHLers.

This is the formal announcement of Przemysław Brzeszczyczkiewicz's (aKa Kielbasa Kock aka Pussy Blaster aka PB) official retirement from the SHL. Having played his whole career with New England and a short 1 year stint with Detroit in the minors, the days of PB playing in this league are over. While this might come as a surprise to many of you given PBs insane raw talen and top tier media posts, unfortunately PB has gone off the deep end and I haven't heard from him in weeks. The last point of contact I had with him was a snapchat showing him in a highly inebriated state somewhere in the Czech Republic stating that he is no longer playing hockey anymore and that I was fired. Perhaps PB will come around to give a more detailed explanation of what happened or why he wants to hang it up so early in his career, but these are details I don't have today to share with you. I think having experienced the loss in the playoffs last season coupled with the shortened ice time this season + missing playoffs just sent our guy PB over the edge.

That being said, I wanted to say thank you to Detroit for giving this Polish farm boy a chance in the big leagues and then New England for giving him the call up to live his dream of playing in the big leagues.

Sincerely,
PB's manager

(stick tap for respect)

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#2

O :(




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#3

good job Wolfpack you killed him

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#4

Best name on the team :(

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#5

rip to a legend

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#6

Rip. Hope you recreate. You had some of the best media articles out there.

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#7

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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#8

Good luck to the legend. You brought the league a lot of smiles.

Finally my mother can get some sleep.

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#9

Thanks guys. No plans to recreate at the moment.. baby #2 on the way in 3-4 weeks. Maybe sometime down the road I'll come back. I do plan on doing one last PB article to give everyone a final goodbye to our beloved polak

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#10

F in peace pussy blaster



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#11

RIP PB.

We'll miss you my dude

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#12

Congrats and best of luck you crazy bastard!

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#13

There goes my hero

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#14

I have pressed f to pay respects.

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#15

We appreciated ya while we could have ya in Czechia. Grats on the new humanoid here to waste your assets for 20+ years.

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