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***JaytheGreat*** · 10-28-2019, 11:45 PM

Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S50 Sim 24

SMJHL S50 Game 231 - ANC @ COL

SMJHL Game 231 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Bo Kane @NONAME
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: Berry Blue @UnderSpider
Team: Anchorage Armada
Time: 2:37 of 1st period
Total possession time: 2:37
Hot po-take-to: Walking into the arena Bo Kane starts to listening to music as he starts to hear a voice in his head. The voice tells Kane that he needs to pass along the Potato quickly before it's too late. The voice leaves as soon as it comes in and leaves Kane stunned, determined to head the warning Kane takes the ice and looks for someone to pass the Potato onto someone else. he finds an Armada player and charges into him. The player turns out to be Berry Blue. Blue gathers himself and looks for a Raptor to hit.

SMJHL Game 231 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Berry Blue @UnderSpider
Team: Anchorage Armada
Victim:Georgy Gorbachenko @The BreakBot
Team: Colorado Raptors
Time: 11:59 of 1st period
Total possession time: 9:22
Hot po-take-to: Blue holds the Potato for almost 10 minutes before running into defenseman Georgy Gorbachenko and passing along the Potato. The 3rd pair defenseman knowing the legend of the Potato wants to quickly lose the magical spud, but he can't find another player as the first period ends.

SMJHL Game 231 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Georgy Gorbachenko @The BreakBot
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: N/A
Team: Anchorage Armada
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 48:01
Hot po-take-to: The third pair defenseman doesn't find a player for the rest of the night. Since Gorbachenko is younger then most players in the SMJHL the Potato effects his mind quickly then some of the others, and unlike Bo Kane he gets no warning. The Potato is already starting to take a hold of young Gorbachenko's mind.

SMJHL S50 Game 234 - COL @ LBL

SMJHL Game 234 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Georgy Gorbachenko @The BreakBot
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: N/A
Team: Lethbridge Lions
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: Even though Gorbachenko was on the ice for over 18 minutes and recorded a +2, he did not pass along the Potato. The Potato has a dastardly plan which involves turning the defenseman into the hockey version of Frankenstein's monster. Hoping to combine all the tips and skills it's learned while being possessing other players to create on perfect hockey player. While that may sound like a good idea it would mean Gorbachenko's mind would be lost forever with no hope of ever coming back.

SMJHL S50 Game 235 - COL @ DET

SMJHL Game 235 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Georgy Gorbachenko @The BreakBot
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: Kenny Creller @""Mook""
Team: Detroit Falcons
Time: 14:18 of 2nd period
Total possession time: 34:18
Hot po-take-to: Knowing he has one last game to get rid of the Potato Gorbachenko takes his chance and lines up second line Detroit winger Kenny Creller. He throws out his shoulder and connects with the winger passing along a very pissed off spud. Unknown to the hockey world the Potato doesn't like the Detroit Falcons and chooses to wait to put his ultimate hockey player plan into action.

SMJHL Game 235 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Kenny Creller @Mook
Team: Detroit Falcons
Victim: FR Finn-Rhys @FinnRhys
Team: Colorado Raptors
Time: 2:14 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 7:56
Hot po-take-to: The Potato gets its wish and is passed onto one of the best defenseman in the SMJHL. The Potato is decides once again not to go along with its plan just yet as Rhys already has a high amount of skill. That being said the longer the Potato stays with Rhys the more likely the brown veggie will unleash its plan or come up with a new one to control the hockey world.

SMJHL Game 235 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: FR Finn-Rhys @FinnRhys
Team: Colorado Raptors
Victim: N/A
Team: Detroit Falcons
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 17:46
Hot po-take-to: With FR Finn-Rhys holding onto the Potato for the rest of the game it has come up with a new plan. Not only will it change the defenseman into a monster but it will be the player to take over the SMJHL and later the SHL with. What unholy creation is the Potato brewing in the back of Rhys mind, and will Rhys continue to hold onto the spud long enough for its plan to come to completion? The answer to these questions and more on the next episode.

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