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Mayuu · 10-29-2019, 08:28 AM

As we are wrapping up the latest regular season of the shl season hasty 50 people count help but to contemplate what was wrong with the season that was looking to be a point-per-game season easy dar nomination if you ask boomshake. what the hell slowed Buffalo down if I'm going to be honest with you and that is the acquisition of the infamous player the dude the seems to not only have messed up with all the chemistry in team cause of slow down hip hippo significantly no one might be wondering how do you recharge and refocus for a playoffs when you obviously very disappointed with the personal success of your season well let me tell you there's only one way to cure that and that is spending time with the people you love the absolute most for hippo those people are the hookers at his personal Hotel strip club and bowling alley called bowling with house this is a franchise the hippo owns in multiple well to two cities one is located in Detroit and one is located in Buffalo the whole concept of the hotel is that you can go to the strip club pick up a stripper go to the bowling alley Loop the stripper up Jeter down the the the lane get a strike bring her back up to the hotel room and do the deed this is a very unique concept for a hotel which is why it's so successful. People have not been able to stay at this hotel as much as you would like lately and that is probably why he's been out of the groove there's something about grabbing a stripper by the famous word from mr. Donald Trump at store down the bowling alley just something Soul cleansing about it so to celebrate that the playoffs are starting soon people decides to throw a party for the entire team of Buffalo & the Juniors in Detroit to bowling with hose at his famous complex. The only issue is that most of the people in Detroit are not of age to attend a strip club so hippo made a little playtime where all the Juniors who isn't old enough yet where they could play Nintendo 64 and eat chips and drink Coca-Cola so that they also could enjoy the festivities the rest of the crew started out while watching the famous strip show with the lead stripper Dank Boija this stripper is also a player for the Hamilton steelhawks and to be fair not only Dank Boija could be a stripper on that team since the whole team is made up out of CiCi's most of the players on the team could probably work after they're done with their career at the bowling with hoes. As dank Bojo started throwing away his hockey gear into the crowned people started booing because who want to watch the sweater finish dude really grind on a pole after playing a couple of games and hook you already today people started asking if there's something wrong in the head with hippo has she finally made a check too many well thanks Bojo was just a taste of what to see you see hippos special celebration was not that they had the finest stripper always establishment come out and speak for him all the other Losers of the SHL counting Mike AC, Mitchell loketo knob, Kandinsky, kristaps ball, Noah Khan, Max Moulding, take Murphy, Manuel Garcia and Luke Thomas and we're all invited to strip at the show for the team of Buffalo and Detroit and none of them disagree to this because you know money is tight all through a whole bunch of whining and moaning by one of the managers of Buffalo eventually the original strippers of the strip club was allowed on the Primus and the rest of the orchestra players were ejected and booted from the venue the bowling began now that was one particular person named Dermot Lavelle on the team of Buffalo that went for a particular achievement this achievement apparently was to have one hole in each hand and throw them down the bowling lane one on each lane I'm going to strike at the same at the both of the lanes at the same time this was this this was something that was attempted by many people at the end of the evening but only one managed to do so successfully wasn't on the other Atascadero the man who seemingly doesn't want to be involved with all of this with luxurious endeavors he had finally decided that he was going to do it for the sake of the team spirit and to bless the team for the playoff he was going to go and get rid of his virginity you heard it right the holy man was going to become a man not so holy anymore everybody Sharry Maan as it took one of the strikers up to the hotel room what went down there nobody would know but it will be known that during the breakfast the morning after Cassius Daryl glitter all over his face and in his are hair and then his ass in his ass crack so nobody knows what happened there one can only use his imagination. Ask for the rest of the team they decided to stay bowling longer than Casas de Oro they tried to cut out all the music for a while to see if they could hear anything from Cassie's room but they could not because all of the rooms are soundproof on hundred percent what's going on in the room is your own goddamn business that is one of the main selling points for the establishment now that they've been known as well but there are personal bowling alleys in each room so if you have not gotten tired of throwing around a stripper in a hotel room or eating a bowling alley you can you can absolutely continue doing so while you cozy up into your hotel room after Buffalo has won that the shl playoffs is only going to be one stripper I will be attending the party the victory party the stripper's name Eggy

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Avakael · 10-29-2019, 08:31 AM

WHO'S READY FOR SOME

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SHL PLAYOFFS

Mayuu · 10-29-2019, 08:36 AM

10-29-2019, 08:31 AMAvakael Wrote: WHO'S READY FOR SOME

SHL PLAYOFFS

dude that keyboard looks dope!

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Avakael · 10-29-2019, 07:12 PM

10-29-2019, 08:36 AMMayuu Wrote:
10-29-2019, 08:31 AMAvakael Wrote: WHO'S READY FOR SOME

SHL PLAYOFFS

dude that keyboard looks dope!

Thanks, I bought it 2 weeks ago

***WannabeFinn*** · 10-29-2019, 07:28 PM

Hell yeah brother

SlashACM · 10-29-2019, 07:29 PM

That's a hefty block of text there

Baelor Swift · 10-30-2019, 05:36 AM

Losers of the SHL counting Mike AC, Mitchell loketo knob, Kandinsky, kristaps ball, Noah Khan, Max Moulding, take Murphy, Manuel Garcia and Luke Thomas

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