Hello all welcome back to sports beat im your host stan the man savern with my co host guy junker we are here to cover the s 51 draft and carolina kracken season preview. But before we begin today we will first have a farewell montage for 2 kracken Henry morris and the lovely raveyn tedisko.

[Video]

[I will remember you da da da da]
Morris cuts in down the wing nifty little move spins and OH MY DID HE YESSSS he puts it home kracken lead 3 -2 in the third and you better move to salt lake sal carolina goes ahead with 2 minutes left.

[Will you remember me dee dee da da da]

Ravyn on her horse a 2 on 1 develops she fakes the pass cradles and smokes emiko spector like a bad cigar kracken win in overtime.

[[Dont let time pass us by]
Morris steals moving to center ice he has tedisko she beats the defender to the back hand SHHHHHHHEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORREEES YOU BETTER SELL MY MONKEY ravyn puts this one out of reach and the kracken move on to the 2nd round.

[I willlllll remember you]
[Stan] wow a couple of truly great kracken these past years its sad to see them go but hopefully this years 2nd overall pick in the s51 draft alexander watcher can fill those shoes.
[Guy] he does have all the potential in the world doesnt he it makes you ask yourself how do the kracken always seem to find these great forewards true playmakers are just filled throughout there foreward ranks its unreal honestly the depth they have at those positions is scary.
[Stan] sure is GM fuzz has built what is looking like a dynasty here in carolina its amazing but enough of that for now lets take a look at this years top 10.

[STAN] we start off with number one overall pick nicolas owens. Owens is a true talent a complete player who has all the tools and billing of a number one overall pick buffalo will no doubt be pleased with this one even the low end potential of james projects him as just a simple franchise player only time will tell if james makes it where most number 1 picks do and thats the hall of fame.

[Guy] this was a no brainer with this pick they hopefully get a guy who can be your number one on the blueline for 10-15 years and you just dont find that every draft great move with this pick in my humble opinion which we know you take not seriously at all stan but i believe we cane agree here that owens is a fine take.

[Stan] next up the number 2 selection and carolina kracken member the watchdog himself alexander WATCHERRRRR a future stud and the first foreward taken in this draft we had a chance to catch up with him after the selection.

[Guy] so alex you mind if i call you watchdog?

[Alex] sure why not guy its your interview you hold keys as long your not drunk call me anything except late for dinner.

[Guy] how did you feel hearing your name with that number 2 selection?

Alex] It's crazy, at the start of the season i never expected to go that high. I was hoping to get picked in the middle or late in the 1st round. But after talking with some GM's it turned out that i probably going higher, did not dreamed that it could be the 2nd. But now the hard work starts, to show everybody that this wasn't a wasted pick.

[Guy] well your number 2 in this draft sir congratulations just dont let all that money go to partying like phineas gold and you'll do fine thats watchdog and im guy junker back to stan.

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[Stan]
All right back welcome back to sportsbeat the number 3 pick in this years draft Abel Skinner who is a very ABLE GET IT ABEL player with tremedous upside and already a very acclimated defensive player we tried to catch up with abel about his selection but were turned away as he said we are the enemy well heres to wishing abel the best on his SHL journey.

[Guy] number 4 on our list Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr. This puppy had 6 goals and 20 apples this season not bad for a first year player in the J and with a name like Zlatan you know he can make it happen

[Stan] he was really high on my list guy i thought je could go number one overall. On to the 5th pick in this years draft. Luca Del Vecchio now im not sure if this guy was an extra in the sopranos but he defintaly wasnt an extra on the ice thats for sure luca is a great all around talent that will bring a solid game every night.

All right kracken krazys thats all we have for today i need a drink and this is to draining as terry bradshaw says WHERE THE FUCK AM I and have a good night.


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2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50

1x commissioners excellence award s 50

Krakenkast!!! Fuck ya!!!

Where's my money?

I will take wachter under my wing

Phineas Gold || LW || Minnesota Monarchs/Manhattan Rage/Montreal Militia/Carolina Krakens 
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S49 SMJHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #13 OA, Montreal Militia
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #14 OA, Manhattan Rage

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SMJHL Stats

S49 MTL |LW| GP: 50 G: 5 A: 9 +/-: -3 PIM: 23 HIT: 28 SB: 7 SHT: 85 FO%: 33.33%

S49 Four Star Cup Champion

S50 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 15 A: 26 +/-: +22 PIM: 22 HIT: 28 SB: 8 SHT: 112 FO%: 50.80%
S50 Four Star Cup Champion
S51 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 24 +/-: +19 PIM: 23 HIT: 63 SB: 11 SHT: 104 FO%: 49.22% #1 SNIPER IN LEAGUE
S51 Laurifer Cup
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SHL Stats
S52 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 12 A: 13 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 HIT:4 SB:13 SHT: 115 FO%: 17.33%
S52 MAN Division Champions; MAN Conference Champions; MAN Challenge Cup Champions
S53 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 18 A: 15 +/-: 21 PIM: 8 HIT:58 SB:29 SHT: 121 GR: 58
S54 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 +/-: 9 PIM: 38 HIT:80 SB:22 SHT: 133 GR: 58
S55 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 +/-: 14 PIM: 12 HIT:61 SB:31 SHT: 106 GR: 61
S56 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 18 +/-: 30 PIM: 15 HIT:65 SB:43 SHT: 158 GR: 57
S57 MAN |LW| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 +/-: 27 PIM: 15 HIT:102 SB:69 SHT: 204 GR: 61
S58 MAN |C| GP: 66 G: 27 A: 38 +/-: -11 PIM: 28 HIT:125 SB:75 SHT: 232 GR: 66
S59 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 34 A: 26 +/-: -4 PIM: 14 HIT:121 SB:75 SHT: 241 GR: 70
S60 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 40 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT:111 SB:91 SHT: 201 GR: 67
S61 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 20 A: 38 +/-: 16 PIM: 12 HIT:99 SB:67 SHT: 189 GR: 68
S62 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 19 A: 45 +/-: -11 PIM: 24 HIT:88 SB:79 SHT: 180 GR: 62
S63 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 14 A: 28 +/-: -33 PIM: 34 HIT:32 SB:66 SHT: 122 GR: 60
TOTAL || GP: 712 G: 258 A: 319 +/-: 74 PIM: 234 HIT: 946 SB:660 SHT: 1802

Seamus O'Slapahan || RD|| New England Wolfpack/Nevada Battleborn 
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S64 Free Agent - Signed with Nevada Battleborn
S65 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, Pick 27 OA, New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Stats
S64 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 6 A: 14 +/-: 5 PIM: 14 HIT: 107 SB: 58 SHT: 95 DGR: 52
S65 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 29 +/-: 36 PIM: 12 HIT: 123 SB: 99 SHT: 164 DGR: 61
S66 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 34 +/-: 35 PIM: 28 HIT: 133 SB: 74 SHT: 191 DGR: 78
S66 Laurifer Trophy, 4-Star Cup
S67 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 9 A: 34 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT: 146 SB: 87 SHT: 197 DGR: 77
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SHL Stats
S68 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 21 +/-: 23 PIM: 22 HIT: 50 SB: 114 SHT: 123 DGR: 70
S69 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 22 +/-: 27 PIM: 26 HIT: 60 SB: 161 SHT: 132 DGR: 73
S70 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 26 +/-: 34 PIM: 43 HIT: 85 SB: 195 SHT: 167 DGR: 75
S70 NEW Challenge Cup Champions
S71 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 5 A: 42 +/-: 61 PIM: 27 HIT: 58 SB: 164 SHT: 179 DGR: 72
S72 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 61 +/-: 42 PIM: 57 HIT: 84 SB: 214 SHT: 215 DGR: 82
S73 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 22 A: 56 +/-: 59 PIM: 54 HIT: 80 SB: 232 SHT: 228 DGR: 82

Credit to Vulfzilla for the awesome render pic
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I WILLL REMEBER YOUUUUUUU

2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50

1x commissioners excellence award s 50