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S51 WFT #2 - Animal Counterparts
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(This post was last modified: 12-06-2019, 08:18 PM by Ferda.)

Ya boi BIG WANGER would just be a hairier version of a wang. Y'know, a hairy WANG that many animals feature both furry and non-furry because Big Wanger is EVERYWHERE. If we're being real here, Wang can be anything you want him to be. He's a mythical beast sculpted by the hands of the gods. He's the equivalent of the Saquatch because he's everywhere and nowhere all at the same time. Some might even say he's Mr. Worldwide. Not only is he a huge dickhead on the ice, but he's also searching for the assholes on the other team and trying to demolish them with big, slamming hits all over the ice. Nobody can escape the WANG.

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I think of Brennan Kennedy Jr as being a dog, I'll go with a chocolate lab, as they are my favorite type. He's easy to get along with, playful, happy, and every loyal while also able to have a bit of a mean streak if anyone messes with him or his team. As for how a dog version of him would make out, I think it would be extremely well. First of all, I dont know if anyone has seen any of the Air Bud movies, but in one he takes on the role of a hockey player. Now to me a golden retriever playing hockey seems a bit ridiculous, but it kind of gets the point across of how a dog would do. This chocolate lab version of Kennedy Jr would be better in every aspect of the game then Air Bud was and would tear this league up. Point A: Dogs love chasing things, what do hockey players chase? A puck of course, so getting that puck would be number one on the dog version of Kennedy's list. Point B: I don't know if people realize this, but dogs love sticks. What do hockey players carry? A stick of course, so it would be second nature to take this stick and chase the puck around. Last point, dogs love praise. When do hockey players get praise? When they score obviously, so scoring would be number one on his list as he could get all the pets from his teammates.





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#78

If Steven Moyer were to be an animal, I would imagine him to be smart and skilled, but quiet and speedy. Steven Moyer would be an owl.
#79

If Geezus Kryyst were an animal, he'd be a cat because cats are awesome and don't give a fuck about your opinion. They do what they want when they want and sleep up to 20 hours a day.

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#80

Atlas Rush would be a White Back Gorilla.  Mainly because of how protective he can be of his family... in this case its the Calgary Dragons Family.  Last thing anyone wants to see is a angry Gorilla coming after them!

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#81

Vent's animal would be a bear. Vent off the ice is very quiet and keeps to himself. However, if he is angered then he can go full-on berserk on a person. Vent's not afraid to take action and is willing to be a leader when need be.

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#82

Francois would most definitely be a dog. With his desire to always be where the puck is going to be, he's be an excellent retriever.

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#83

Creller would be a Lemur. Like a Lemur, if there is no food for him to eat, he just sleeps. If you piss him off he will probably claw at you while staring intensely

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#84

I think that @SDCore Would be a sloth because he’s one of the laziest members on the site. I have never seen a member do less for our site, it’s a surprise they still allow him here.

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#85

I would be a panda, because I think that's what Snorlax was inspired by. I am very lazy and enjoy sleeping. My player is the same.

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#86

If I were an animal, I would be a woodpecker. Woodpeckers drill precise holes with their beaks and that really mimics my precision passing and sniping on the ice. They're also small and elusive, very similar to myself.

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#87

There is only one animal fitting to represent Ursin Zimmermann and that has to be the saber tooth. Dangerous animal which waits for it's pray to be careless to attack it an kill it.
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#88

Luca would be a cat. Because he has very good reflexes to track the puck but still fumbles around with the actual saving. Also might be high on catnip at times...

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Elijah Jones is a panther, a silent hunter that has quick speed, agility and strength. It's coincidental that he plays for the Panthers right now. On the ice, Jones plays as a Panther.

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I think that if Jonas Larsen was any animal he would be a hawk. Just like Larsen's pin point accuracy on the ice hawks can zero in on their prey from far away and swoop in with deadly precision.

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