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Samsung virtual assistant · 12-07-2019, 05:17 AM

If i was an animal i would 100% be a cat. And not just any cat, i would be celebrity fat cat Bruno Bartlett.

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Just look at this fine speciment, and i would be able to earn some extra cash on the side as a mafia boss.

*Katth* · 12-07-2019, 06:02 AM

Barry Batsbak would be a meerkat, because he's a teamplayer, he's fast and always on the look out for a great opportunity on the ice.

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Henrik · 12-07-2019, 06:16 AM

I think if Lekberg Osterman would have an animal counterpart, it would be a Dugong. HLO has always enjoyed water and swimming and one of the biggest gripes he has with a career as a professional athlete is the diet. If he could have his own way, he would basically just eat delicious food, sleep and swim. Maybe dive a little. Thats more or less the life of a dugong.

*Buster* · 12-07-2019, 08:00 AM

If Oliver Cleary was an animal, he would be a Black Lab. Cleary would be a Black Lab because they are very stubborn, sort of like bulls when they have energy. In the end though, much like Cleary, they are naturally lazy and have no interest in doing anything but sleeping.

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Thelastheraclid · 12-07-2019, 08:26 AM

If Nat Emerson were to be an animal he would for sure be a bear. Emerson goes 6 foot 4 and 250 pounds, a total beast. He's a guy that can break you whenever he wants to but especially if you mess with his teammates.

Nictox · 12-07-2019, 08:32 AM

Williams would have to be an Elk. Pretty quick moving around, can be very hard to find, and all them points. If you asked this question last season I would probably be a Koala, you know just hanging around not doing much.

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awils13 · 12-07-2019, 09:12 AM

Aaron Wilson often stays up late which is why he never plays well in games that start before 6 pm, so he would probably be an owl.

***sköldpaddor*** · 12-07-2019, 09:42 AM

Gunnar is for sure a golden retriever. He is very loyal but also very easy to win over when it comes to people because all he really wants is treats and for someone to play with his hair. He also spends hours and hours chasing after a small round object, and has been known to just sit on top of people in laps he is probably way too big for.

KC15 · 12-07-2019, 09:48 AM

Was tempted to go with the noble dog for this one since the dog is the best animal on earth and suits Abel Skinner's loyalty to his team and teammates, but I'm going to go with the second best animal on earth - the tapir. This animal suits Abel as they are both unique, not that attractive or flashy to those not in the know, but they both get the job done without fanfare of accolades.

shutdown · 12-07-2019, 10:23 AM

Any animal would really do considering they're all poor just like Connolly. If I had to narrow down to one it would be a koala because they're useless and basically never stop eating all day, not to mention fucking adorable too.

JuOSu · 12-07-2019, 11:10 AM

My player would definitely be a polar bear since that fits his name (Vanice) and he plays ice hockey, so of course this would end up being a really interesting animal to choose. I think it fits a strong ferocious nature as well.

Huck24 · 12-07-2019, 12:14 PM

Lyle Odelein III's animal counterpart would be a gorilla. Lyle is a like a gorilla since he relies on his strength and size in the defensive end, but he likes to learn about the game in order to improve himself, so he is kind of smart like those gorillas who learn sign language. Lastly, as a kid I always thought the original Lyle Odelein had some very simian features, so that's really why I picked a gorilla.

Emiko · 12-07-2019, 12:16 PM

I think Emiko would be something like a Fox as she's quiet and stays to herself most of the time. However she can be cunning and devious at times to make sure she can get what she wants.

Slowpoke · 12-07-2019, 12:58 PM

A hippo.

Slow moving, big, fat. But also the number one killer of men. I think it fits Horvat's style just fine. That or a panda.

BigTittySmitty · 12-07-2019, 02:36 PM

Ever since way back when Kenji Yoshimura declared entry into the SHL he always wanted to be a LA Panther. So, what better animal out there to be than a beautiful panther. Quick, feisty and ready to protect oneself at all cost.

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