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A brief discussion on why Jean-Paul Boivin is the coolest.
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After many generations of waiting, this article has finally come to fruition. It is has been well known for a long time that Jean-Paul Boivin is the coolest. It has been proven time and time again, but if you're an anti-boivinite cool truther, the proof is in the pudding, I present exhibit A:

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If that doesn't prove it you clearly need to get an education. I signed up at brilliant.org and I got over 150 on my IQ test when I did it for the third time on facebook. First off, Jean-Paul has two first names. Eat your heart out Shakira. 2nd Jean-Paul has a french name. Every cool bad guy you love to hate comes waltzing in with a sick ass french accent and you can guarantee his name is gonna be something badass like Jean-Paul.

What team drafted Jean-Paul? Oh yeah. The Blizzard. One it's cold in Edmonton and Jean-Paul doesn't give a fuck! The other day he went to get his mail in a T-shirt even though it was -2 degrees celsius outside! Also, Edmonton's moniker (read the dictionary) is the freakin Blizzard.

I could sit here and continue to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Jean-Paul is the coolest but I could also go watch reruns of JAG and that shit is too complicated for you nerds to understand.

Peace out gender-neutral scouts.

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I respectfully disagree

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12-20-2019, 07:15 PMGwdjohnson Wrote: I respectfully disagree
I respectfully call you a doo doo head


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12-20-2019, 07:17 PMNokazoa Wrote:
12-20-2019, 07:15 PMGwdjohnson Wrote: I respectfully disagree
I respectfully call you a doo doo head
I retract my previous statement there's no denying his coolness now Confused

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no

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12-20-2019, 07:20 PMMCP_ Wrote: no

double no


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12-20-2019, 07:06 PMTommySalami Wrote:
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After many generations of waiting, this article has finally come to fruition. It is has been well known for a long time that Jean-Paul Boivin is the coolest. It has been proven time and time again, but if you're an anti-boivinite cool truther, the proof is in the pudding, I present exhibit A:

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Exhibit A

If that doesn't prove it you clearly need to get an education. I signed up at brilliant.org and I got over 150 on my IQ test when I did it for the third time on facebook. First off, Jean-Paul has two first names. Eat your heart out Shakira. 2nd Jean-Paul has a french name. Every cool bad guy you love to hate comes waltzing in with a sick ass french accent and you can guarantee his name is gonna be something badass like Jean-Paul.

What team drafted Jean-Paul? Oh yeah. The Blizzard. One it's cold in Edmonton and Jean-Paul doesn't give a fuck! The other day he went to get his mail in a T-shirt even though it was -2 degrees celsius outside! Also, Edmonton's moniker (read the dictionary) is the freakin Blizzard.

I could sit here and continue to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Jean-Paul is the coolest but I could also go watch reruns of JAG and that shit is too complicated for you nerds to understand.

Peace out gender-neutral scouts.



This makes sense.

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12-20-2019, 07:30 PMMike Izzy Wrote:
12-20-2019, 07:06 PMTommySalami Wrote:
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After many generations of waiting, this article has finally come to fruition. It is has been well known for a long time that Jean-Paul Boivin is the coolest. It has been proven time and time again, but if you're an anti-boivinite cool truther, the proof is in the pudding, I present exhibit A:

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Exhibit A

If that doesn't prove it you clearly need to get an education. I signed up at brilliant.org and I got over 150 on my IQ test when I did it for the third time on facebook. First off, Jean-Paul has two first names. Eat your heart out Shakira. 2nd Jean-Paul has a french name. Every cool bad guy you love to hate comes waltzing in with a sick ass french accent and you can guarantee his name is gonna be something badass like Jean-Paul.

What team drafted Jean-Paul? Oh yeah. The Blizzard. One it's cold in Edmonton and Jean-Paul doesn't give a fuck! The other day he went to get his mail in a T-shirt even though it was -2 degrees celsius outside! Also, Edmonton's moniker (read the dictionary) is the freakin Blizzard.

I could sit here and continue to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Jean-Paul is the coolest but I could also go watch reruns of JAG and that shit is too complicated for you nerds to understand.

Peace out gender-neutral scouts.



This makes sense.

thank you


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#JPBforCanadaFedHead2020

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12-20-2019, 07:20 PMNokazoa Wrote:
12-20-2019, 07:20 PMMCP_ Wrote: no

double no
triple no

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12-20-2019, 08:26 PMMCP_ Wrote:
12-20-2019, 07:20 PMNokazoa Wrote: double no
triple no

Seconded, and that means something coming from me

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12-20-2019, 08:12 PMBriedaqueduc Wrote: #JPBforCanadaFedHead2020

wtf :(

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12-20-2019, 08:51 PMSecondSucks22 Wrote:
12-20-2019, 08:26 PMMCP_ Wrote: triple no

Seconded, and that means something coming from me

Does it?


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True

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