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S52 SMJHL Draft Prospects RANKED Based on Their RIDICULOUS QUOTES
The Brooklyn All-Interview Times
Jacob Murpheyson, 1/17/2020
The media has been going wild for the SMJHL Draft that will take place tomorrow. I am here to settle any debate with a pure analysis of the upcoming draft. Through our “sources” at the Times, we have acquired a multitude of unknown interviews with the players. In other words, we were listening to their conversations this past week, with or without consent. These took place during practices, in the locker rooms, at their apartments, or anywhere else we could find them. Compiling these word-for-word quotes together gives the world an exact list of players to be drafted early, counting down from 15. Enjoy and feast your eyes upon the hidden world of junior hockey players.
15. Hiroshi Ohira
“not great not terrible”
“obsession is one of my strong suits”
“personally I think if you're not getting the popcorn shrimp or chicken at Popeyes you're doing it wrong”
“Steve, can you drive me to the airport on Thursday?”
14. Jacob Rizzo
“I wanna go first overall”
“Draft me I score good”
“I refuse to get drafted here, I’m SHL material right now”
“Which team will best help me outpizza the hut”
13. Magnus Liljestrom
“I'm missing two out of four ligaments woo”
“But I'm a shitty skater”
“I had 911 on speed dial in case I collapsed lol”
“f-ing jelly of that fridge. I have a tiny apartment fridge.”
12. Frederick Wanesly
“I don't have MS paint”
“my car is actually horse drawn buggy”
“only I can be the mediocre one”
“It's a first world problem because you have to sneak away to use your powerful internet when people in less fortunate circumstances can't use it at all”
11. Valentin Kalashnikov
“im a trillionaire”
“are you a fan of egyptians?”
“am i on acid?”
“Now I tellz ya the Russians would never turn their back on young studs like that”
10. Bradley Barkov
“finland winland”
“sports are pain, yet I love them”
“dont want to start any feuds because who knows, we might end up as teammates lol”
“a true alpha move would be to hack the gm's draft boards and put your name #1”
9. Zoltan Topalo
“They call me Zoltan the Negotiator”
“Pull that sucker”
“Somebody pass the sniffy salts please”
“I can make you one boom”
8. Jaska Seppala
“I’m high”
“a dirty boy who loves getting pms from strangers”
“im gonna be elite”
“What if I don’t want to meet the SMJHL GMs”
7. Sven Svenson
“It makes me erect”
“Sven counts his blessing for lack of condoms everyday”
“What about nudes, do GMs appreciate those?”
“Sven just wants to be loved”
6. Edward Williams
“bonjour je m'appelle Quebec”
“wild card bitches”
“one of the prospects is actually an undercover spy”
“what if we assassinate the GMs and take over the teams ourselves?”
5. Chris Cerullo
“I don't need to be at the draft right?”
“I'm admitting to betting on games”
“I've gone on Tinder in Sweden. It's Sweden.”
“Frosted Lemonade from Chick Fil A is the greatest creation on earth”
4. Andrei Kostitsyn
“i sacrifice alcohol and coke”
“i call putin”
“maybe he knows i am going direct to shl”
“i sleep with their wife”
3. Ambacas Cuddles
“Long ass day yesterday im fuckin exhausted”
“Its okay man drugs are allowed in this league if not encouraged”
“shut the fuck up”
“Im retiring soon”
2. Steve Harrington
“my 20s so far have been spent pretending im a gorgeous hockey player”
“let's just say you dont get paid... with money”
“i'll make my own draft with blackjack and hookers”
“fuck it im out”
1. Axel Meszaros
“Fuck you I'm not nice”
“eat my ass”
“sounds like a prime time to rob stores tbh”
“sorry I'm trying to tank my draft stock so I can go undrafted”
Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Hamilton | Great Britain | S71 - | 1751 TPE
Age: 26
Height: 6'4
Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22
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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
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CAREER
GP: 719 | G: 81 | A: 238 | P: 319 | B: 1,608 | -120
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6
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SHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 49 | A: 97 | P: 146 | B: 432 | -25
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 44 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 76 | -14
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 63 | G: 04 | A: 07 | P: 11 | B: 71 | -18
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Achievements
(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season
(S71) All-Defense Team
(S71) WJC Silver Medal
(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S75) Rookie All Star Team
(S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader
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Teams
(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons
(S75-) Hamilton Steelhawks
Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22
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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades
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CAREER
GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF
TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)
(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)
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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal
(S58) IIHF Silver Medal
(S59) Western Conference All-Star
(S59) Challenge Cup Champion
(S60) IIHF Silver Medal
(S61) Western Conference All-Star
(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward)
(S61) IIHF Gold Medal
(S62) Challenge Cup Champion
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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons
(S56-65) Texas Renegades
(S66) Seattle Argnoauts
(S67) Los Angeles Panthers
(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda
(S69) Los Angeles Panthers
William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78
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CAREER
Regular Season | 238-192-32
Postseason | 34-31
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SMJHL Regular Season
(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th
(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th
(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd
(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th
(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th
(S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th
(S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th
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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4
(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3
(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4
(S76) | R1: 0-4
(S77) | R1: 2-4
(S77) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4
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Achievements
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)
"what the fuck how did they get those quotes" - Edward Williams
Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Hamilton | Great Britain | S71 - | 1751 TPE
Age: 26
Height: 6'4
Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22
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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
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CAREER
GP: 719 | G: 81 | A: 238 | P: 319 | B: 1,608 | -120
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6
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SHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 49 | A: 97 | P: 146 | B: 432 | -25
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 44 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 76 | -14
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 63 | G: 04 | A: 07 | P: 11 | B: 71 | -18
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Achievements
(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season
(S71) All-Defense Team
(S71) WJC Silver Medal
(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S75) Rookie All Star Team
(S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader
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Teams
(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons
(S75-) Hamilton Steelhawks
Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22
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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades
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CAREER
GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF
TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)
(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)
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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal
(S58) IIHF Silver Medal
(S59) Western Conference All-Star
(S59) Challenge Cup Champion
(S60) IIHF Silver Medal
(S61) Western Conference All-Star
(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward)
(S61) IIHF Gold Medal
(S62) Challenge Cup Champion
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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons
(S56-65) Texas Renegades
(S66) Seattle Argnoauts
(S67) Los Angeles Panthers
(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda
(S69) Los Angeles Panthers
William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78
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CAREER
Regular Season | 238-192-32
Postseason | 34-31
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SMJHL Regular Season
(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th
(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th
(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd
(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th
(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th
(S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th
(S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th
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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4
(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3
(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4
(S76) | R1: 0-4
(S77) | R1: 2-4
(S77) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4
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Achievements
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)
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Hell yeah Axel's numbah 1
Someone in the locker room snitched! That's low... so low...
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(clean) andrei kostitsyn got snubbed as usual
looking like another HO conspiracy just like CC2
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Jacob Rizzo got snubbed, he deserves to be higher than 14
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How in the world did you gather all of those? Have you been writing them down when you read something funny? Those are all 100% real right? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
Frederick Wanesly || Retired
Name: Frederick Wanesly
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220lbs
Number: 5
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season - Seattle Argonauts:
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 10 A | 21 P | 32 PIM | 20:20 AMG
S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 13 A | 30 P | 35 PIM | 18:31 AMG
S58 | 66 GP | 12 G | 13 A | 25 P | 16 PIM | 15:40 AMG
S58 | 66 GP | 7 G | 13 A | 20 P | 8 PIM | 15:07 AMG
SMJHL Regular Season - Detroit Falcons:
S52 | 50 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 P | 14 PIM | 9.48 AMG
S53 | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | 10 PIM | 15.58 AMG
S54 | 50 GP | 14 G | 15 A | 29 P | 22 PIM | 16.21 AMG
S55 | 50 GP | 7 G | 26 A | 33 P | 20 PIM | 19.23 AMG
SMJHL Post Season - Detroit Falcons
28 GP | 9 G | 7 A | 16 P | 2 PIM | 19:44 AMG
WJC - Team British Isles
S51 | 30 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | 8 PIM | 9.66 AMG
S52 | 22 GP | 7 G | 9 A | 16 P | 6 PIM | 13.75 AMG
S53 | 20 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | 2 PIM | 19.49 AMG
S54 | 22 GP | 6 G | 6 A | 12 P | 6 PIM | 15.54 AMG
IIHF - Team Great Britain
S56 | 22 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | 6 PIM | 9.05 AMG
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Mediocre_Fred they're all 100% real. that's all you need to know....
Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Hamilton | Great Britain | S71 - | 1751 TPE
Age: 26
Height: 6'4
Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22
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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
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CAREER
GP: 719 | G: 81 | A: 238 | P: 319 | B: 1,608 | -120
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6
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SHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 49 | A: 97 | P: 146 | B: 432 | -25
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 44 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 76 | -14
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 63 | G: 04 | A: 07 | P: 11 | B: 71 | -18
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Achievements
(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season
(S71) All-Defense Team
(S71) WJC Silver Medal
(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S75) Rookie All Star Team
(S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader
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Teams
(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons
(S75-) Hamilton Steelhawks
Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22
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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades
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CAREER
GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF
TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)
(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)
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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal
(S58) IIHF Silver Medal
(S59) Western Conference All-Star
(S59) Challenge Cup Champion
(S60) IIHF Silver Medal
(S61) Western Conference All-Star
(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward)
(S61) IIHF Gold Medal
(S62) Challenge Cup Champion
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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons
(S56-65) Texas Renegades
(S66) Seattle Argnoauts
(S67) Los Angeles Panthers
(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda
(S69) Los Angeles Panthers
William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78
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CAREER
Regular Season | 238-192-32
Postseason | 34-31
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SMJHL Regular Season
(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th
(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th
(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd
(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th
(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th
(S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th
(S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th
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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4
(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3
(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4
(S76) | R1: 0-4
(S77) | R1: 2-4
(S77) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4
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Achievements
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)
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01-17-2020, 02:00 PM Aephino Wrote: @Mediocre_Fred they're all 100% real. that's all you need to know....
I can vouch for my quotes, I do remember saying them. Don't remember signing anything providing my consent though...
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Too young for this shit
ambacas should be #1
Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 299 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 250 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft
Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team
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Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Nickolas Klaus || C || Baltimore Platoon || Retired
Age: 29
Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 300lbs.
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S44 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || Pts: 36 || PM: -21 || PIM: 4 || H: 20
S45 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 46 || Pts: 69 || PM: +13 || PIM: 18 || H: 60
S46 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 18 || Pts: 36 || PM: +12 || PIM: 23 || H: 64
S47 - MIN || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 9 || Pts: 19 || PM: -9 || PIM: 8 || H: 34
S48 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 26 || Pts: 45 || PM: +21 || PIM: 6 || H: 27
S49 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 18 || Pts: 34 || PM: +16 || PIM: 27 || H: 30
S50 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 23 || Pts: 41 || PM: +8 || PIM: 13 || H: 41
S51 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 5 || A: 19 || Pts: 24 || PM: -25 || PIM: 10 || H: 39
S52 - WKP || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 21 || Pts: 38 || PM: +8 || PIM: 9 || H: 26
S53 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 20 || Pts: 35 || PM: -21 || PIM: 54 || H: 78
S54 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 19 || Pts: 43 || PM: -11 || PIM: 14 || H: 37
S55 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 22 || Pts: 33 || PM: -23 || PIM: 20 || H: 31
S56 - BAP || GP: 39 || G: 5 || A: 13 || Pts: 18 || PM: -28 || PIM: 22 || H: 29
SMJHL || GP: 150 || G: 55 || A: 86 || Pts: 141 || PM: +4 || PIM: 45 || H: 144
SHL || GP: 489 || G: 140 || A: 190 || Pts: 330 || PM: -64 || PIM: 203 || H: 372
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Movement
S44 - Undrafted in SMJHL Draft
S44 - Signs 1 year/3.0 million with Kelowna Knights
S45 - Drafted 16th Overall by Minnesota Chiefs
S45 - Signs 3 year/7.5 million with Minnesota Chiefs
S48 - Signs 2 year/7 million with Tampa Bay Barracuda as Free Agent
S49 - Signs 2 year/8 million extension with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S52 - Signs 3 year/18 million with West Kendall Platoon as Free Agent
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Achievements
S44 - Named Team Germany-Austria WJC GM
S44 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season points record
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season assists record
S45 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S45 - IIHF Team Germany
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S46 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S46 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S46 - IIHF Team Germany
S47 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - Named Team DACH WJC GM
S48 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - Named Kelowna Knights Co-GM
S49 - IIHF Team Germany
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Team Germany
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
S51 - IIHF Team Germany
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Trophy Case
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - SMJHL single season points record [69]
S45 - SMJHL single season assists record [46]
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
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Rhett "Shaggy" Carpet | G | Winnipeg Aurora | Team Finland
Height: 6'4" | Weight: 215 lbs
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland
Number: 70
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SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S73 | TOR | GP: 51 (18-23-5) | 0.895 SV% | 4.40 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 73
S74 | WPG | GP: 26 (13-8-2) | 0.890 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65
S75 | WPG | GP: 28 (18-5-0) | 0.917 SV% | 2.24 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73
S76 | WPG | GP: 57 (32-20-2) | 0.910 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 77
S77 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-29-3) | 0.901 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75
S78 | WPG | GP: 56 (24-22-5) | 0.904 SV% | 3.71 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76
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SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S73 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 6.60 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70
S74 | WPG | GP: 3 (1-0-0) | 0.950 SV% | 1.43 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 56 (backup)
S75 | WPG | backup goalie during playoffs, didn't play games
S76 | WPG | GP: 15 (9-6-0) | 0.913 SV% | 3.15 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 79
S77 | WPG | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.852 SV% | 6.50 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57
S78 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.864 SV% | 5.73 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S69 | NL | GP: 22 (14-6-2) | 0.897 SV% | 2.15 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66
S70 | NL | GP: 32 (14-15-1) | 0.883 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 65
S71 | NL | GP: 48 (30-13-2) | 0.903 SV% | 3.20 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 73
S72 | NL | GP: 51 (26-18-3) | 0.883 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S69 | NL | backup goalie during playoffs (lost in 3rd round)
S70 | NL | GP: 2 (0-0-0) | 0.868 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 (won cup)
S71 | NL | GP: 16 (8-6-2) | 0.916 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76 (lost in final)
S72 | NL | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.918 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84
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International Statistics (with Team Finland):
S69 | WJC | GP: 9 (3-5-0) | 0.902 SV% | 3.84 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74
S70 | WJC | GP: 9 (4-4-0) | 0.907 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76
S70 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-1-1) | 0.913 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 76
S71 | WJC | GP: 9 (5-2-1) | 0.919 SV% | 2.29 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 74
S71 | IIHF | GP: 4 (3-1-0) | 0.911 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70
S72 | WJC | GP: 7 (2-4-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77
S72 | IIHF | GP: 5 (3-1-0) | 0.847 SV% | 4.95 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 54
S73 | IIHF | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.874 SV% | 4.87 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65
S74 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-5-0) | 0.890 SV% | 3.96 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68
S75 | IIHF | GP: 10 (6-1-2) | 0.913 SV% | 2.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76
S76 | IIHF | GP: 9 (7-1-0) | 0.898 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 69
S77 | IIHF | GP: 9 (4-5-0) | 0.892 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72
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International Statistics Medal Rounds (with Team Finland):
S70 | WJC | GP: 2 (1-1-0) | 0.922 SV% | 2.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80
S71 | WJC | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.874 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62
S73 | IIHF | backup goalie during medal round - won bronze
S74 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-2-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.72 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74
S75 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.945 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 98
S76 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.891 SV% | 5.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81
S77 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.935 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87
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Transactions:
S69: Drafted #5 overall by Newfoundland (SMJHL)
S69: Signed contract with Newfoundland: 1 year/$2M (+$2M bonus)
S70: Drafted #23 overall by Toronto (SHL)
S70: Signed ELC contract with Toronto: 1 year/$3M
S71: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC)
S72: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC)
S74: Traded to Winnipeg Aurora
S76: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 3 years/$18M (NTC)
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Awards/Achievements:
SMJHL
Zach Miller Award (Most Dedicated User) - Nomination (S69)
Won Four Star Cup with Newfoundland (S70)
Named Alternate Captain for Newfoundland (S71-S72)
Cedric Robinson Trophy (Best Goalie) - Nomination (S71, S72)
SMJHL All-Star (1st team): S71
SMJHL All-Star (All Defense team): S71
Won WJC Bronze Medal with Finland (S71)
Peter Larson Award (Best WJC Goalie) - Nomination (S71)
SHL
Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Finland (S73, S77)
Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with Winnipeg (S74)
2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) (nomination S75, S77)
Best IIHF Goalie - Nomination (S75)
All-Star Skills Competition (S76)
2nd All-Star Team (S76)
John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S76)
Team Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S78-)
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League Jobs/Positions:
Graphic Grader (S46-S50)
SMJHL Lethbridge/Newfoundland Team Advisor/Coach (since S49)
IIHF Finland Co-Fed Head (S50-S60)
Graphic Graders Department Head (since S51)
IIHF Finland Fed Head (since S61)
Trading Card Team Management Advisor (since S68)
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Harry Carpet | Toronto North Stars | Team Finland | Goalie S46-S69 | SHL HOF
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 208 lbs
Birthplace: Turku, Finland
Player Type: Hybrid Goalie
Number: 48
Peak TPE: 2138 (first 2k+ goalie in SHL history)
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SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S47 | TOR | GP: 1 (1-0-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.00 GAA | SO: 0
S48 | TOR | GP: 5 (4-1-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.16 GAA | SO: 0
S49 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-24-2) | 0.904 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 2
S50 | TOR | GP: 44 (23-19-2) | 0.907 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1
S51 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-23-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 3
S52 | TOR | GP: 44 (19-18-7) | 0.915 SV% | 3.08 GAA | SO: 2
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S53 | TOR | GP: 46 (5-34-3) | 0.906 SV% | 4.84 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73
S54 | TOR | GP: 46 (10-30-2) | 0.922 SV% | 3.47 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78
S55 | TOR | GP: 48 (10-33-1) | 0.916 SV% | 3.98 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 77
S56 | TOR | GP: 45 (19-23-2) | 0.917 SV% | 2.95 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75
S57 | TOR | GP: 50 (26-17-4) | 0.918 SV% | 2.57 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73
S58 | TOR | GP: 48 (33-10-5) | 0.918 SV% | 2.38 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 73
S59 | TOR | GP: 54 (38-13-3) | 0.925 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 79
S60 | TOR | GP: 54 (34-14-6) | 0.919 SV% | 2.60 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78
S61 | TOR | GP: 58 (30-21-3) | 0.916 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 71
S62 | TOR | GP: 55 (28-22-5) | 0.928 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 9 | GR: 79
S63 | TOR | GP: 54 (31-19-4) | 0.926 SV% | 2.67 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 80
S64 | TOR | GP: 56 (18-33-2) | 0.917 SV% | 3.79 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 79
S65 | TOR | GP: 51 (27-21-3) | 0.913 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 75
---change from FHM6 to FHM8---
S66 | TOR | GP: 52 (29-21-2) | 0.891 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 68
S67 | TOR | GP: 40 (27-11-2) | 0.918 SV% | 2.30 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75
S68 | TOR | GP: 31 (22-6-1) | 0.884 SV% | 3.60 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 66
S69 | TOR | GP: 36 (9-24-0) | 0.896 SV% | 4.85 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73
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SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S49 | TOR | did not qualify
S50 | TOR | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.912 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0
S51 | TOR | did not qualify
S52 | TOR | GP: 4 (0-4-0) | 0.883 SV% | 5.25 GAA | SO: 0
---change from STHS to FHM6---
S53 | TOR | did not qualify
S54 | TOR | did not qualify
S55 | TOR | did not qualify
S56 | TOR | did not qualify
S57 | TOR | did not qualify
S58 | TOR | GP: 19 (11-6-2) | 0.912 SV% | 2.35 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 70
S59 | TOR | did not qualify
S60 | TOR | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.912 SV% | 4.03 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75
S61 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-2-2) | 0.939 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87
S62 | TOR | GP: 4 (0-4-0) | 0.911 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84
S63 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-2-2) | 0.920 SV% | 3.39 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 82
S64 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.916 SV% | 5.11 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77
S65 | TOR | GP: 6 (2-4-0) | 0.905 SV% | 4.19 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73
---change from FHM6 to FHM8---
S66 | TOR | GP: 10 (4-5-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75
S67 | TOR | GP: 11 (6-5-0) | 0.880 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66
S68 | TOR | GP: 6 (2-3-0) | 0.872 SV% | 5.32 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62
S69 | TOR | did not qualify
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S46 | LET | GP: 14 (5-6-2) | 0.891 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 1
S47 | LET | GP: 22 (7-6-3) | 0.879 SV% | 2.87 GAA | SO: 1
S48 | LET | GP: 44 (22-21-1) | 0.886 SV% | 3.05 GAA | SO: 1
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S48 | LET | GP: 12 (6-5-1) | 0.880 SV% | 2.66 GAA | SO: 0
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International Statistics (with Team Finland):
S46 | WJC | GP: 27 (6-19-2) | 0.894 SV% | 3.04 GAA | SO: 1
S46 | IIHF | GP: 2 (1-0-0) | 0.976 SV% | 0.74 GAA | SO: 0
S47 | WJC | GP: 27 (13-13-1) | 0.890 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 2
S48 | WJC | GP: 14 (7-7-0) | 0.905 SV% | 2.36 GAA | SO: 2
S48 | IIHF | GP: 9 (1-6-0) | 0.882 SV% | 3.51 GAA | SO: 0
S49 | IIHF | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.914 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0
S50 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.889 SV% | 3.62 GAA | SO: 0
S51 | IIHF | GP: 12 (3-7-2) | 0.893 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0
S52 | IIHF | GP: 12 (5-7-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.13 GAA | SO: 1
---change from STHS to FHM6---
S53 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | 0.894 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 69
S54 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-5-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75
S55 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.894 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68
S56 | IIHF | GP: 6 (2-3-1) | 0.922 SV% | 3.28 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80
S57 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.911 SV% | 3.87 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 75
S58 | IIHF | GP: 7 (2-5-0) | 0.900 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73
S59 | IIHF | GP: 9 (4-4-1) | 0.932 SV% | 2.41 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 83
S60 | IIHF | GP: 8 (5-3-0) | 0.941 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87
S61 | IIHF | GP: 8 (6-1-1) | 0.909 SV% | 2.92 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 70
S62 | IIHF | GP: 9 (5-2-2) | 0.901 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62
S63 | IIHF | GP: 5 (0-4-0) | 0.875 SV% | 3.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57
S64 | IIHF | GP: 5 (3-1-1) | 0.915 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74
S65 | IIHF | GP: 7 (7-0-0) | 0.888 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61
S66 | IIHF | GP: 4 (2-1-1) | 0.880 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64
S67 | IIHF | GP: 4 (3-1-0) | 0.896 SV% | 2.46 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 67
S68 | IIHF | GP: 4 (4-0-0) | 0.930 SV% | 1.75 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77
S69 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.876 SV% | 4.00 GAA | SO: 0| GR: 66
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International Statistics Medal Round (with Team Finland):
S47 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-0-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0
S60 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.941 SV% | 8.92 GAA | SO: 0
S61 | IIHF | GP: 2 (1-0-1) | 0.910 SV% | 2.96 GAA | SO: 0
S62 | IIHF | GP: 3 (3-0-0) | 0.974 SV% | 0.67 GAA | SO: 1
S64 | IIHF | GP: 3 (3-0-0) | 0.962 SV% | 1.33 GAA | SO: 0
S65 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.852 SV% | 4.05 GAA | SO: 0
S66 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won gold)
S67 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won bronze)
S68 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won silver)
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Transactions:
S46: Drafted #41 overall by Lethbridge (SMJHL)
S46: Signed contract with Lethbridge: 1 year/$3M
S47: Drafted #28 overall by Toronto (SHL)
S47: Signed ELC with Toronto: 2 years/$7M
S49: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$9M
S51: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$5M
S52: Signed extension with Toronto: 6 years/$36M
S58: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$12M (HTD)
S61: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$8M (HTD)
S63: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$4M (HTD)
S64: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD)
S65: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD)
S66: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD)
S67: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD)
S68: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD)
S69: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$1M (HTD)
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Awards/Achievements:
SMJHL
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Lethbridge Lions:
Top Goalie Award (S48)
Monkey D. Luffy Award (Most Dedicated Player) (S48)
Newfoundland Berserkers:
Founding Member
Four Star Cup Winner (as Coach)(S55)
SHL
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Toronto North Stars:
Team Captain (S50-58, S62-69)
Team Alternate Captain (S59-61)
Mark Harter Award (Best Goalie) (S53-57)
Kristian Eriksson Award (Team MVP) (S53-56)
JJ Krever Award (Best Locker Room Presence) (S57)
Team Goalie Coach (since S71)
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SHL All-Star (All-Rookie team): S49
3x SHL All-Star (1st team): S59, S63, S67
2x SHL All-Star (2nd team): S54, S62
SHL All-Star (3rd team): S51
SHL All-Star Game - Team East: S59, S63, S67
Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Winner (S67)
2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Nomination (S55, S62)
3x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Winner (S59, S62, S63)
4x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S54, S58, S60, S67)
SHL Hall of Fame (class of 71) - first ballot
IIHF Hall of Fame (class of 75)
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Goalie records:
League Record Holder in Shutouts (74) and in GP (1,006)
Former League Record Holder in Wins (479) until S72
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IIHF
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Team Finland:
Best Goalie (S60)
Bronze Medal (S61, S67)
Silver Medal (S68)
Gold Medal (S62, S64, S66)
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