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***frithjofr*** · 01-17-2020, 08:02 PM

(Ready for grading, 517 words)

Hello gentlemen, welcome to the presser.

As I've already stated in my press summary, I don't know when the draft starts and I'm too afraid to ask because I've already spent a lot of time in the locker room today asking other questions and my anxiety is telling me that I've used up all of my good will for the day.

Anyway, I'll now be opening the floor to questions.

01-17-2020, 08:05 PMdylanjj37 Wrote: The draft starts in just under an hour @frithjofr.

Not a question, thank you, next.

01-17-2020, 08:06 PMgolden_apricot Wrote: Chicken or beef?

Great question. The short answer is it depends, the long answer is I like chicken more as a standalone dish (i.e. chicken parm), but if you're going to be dressing it up (i.e. tacos or burgers) then beef is the way to go.

01-17-2020, 08:07 PMWeretarantula Wrote: The Draft starts at 8est my dude.

How many red bull cans can you chug in 30 seconds?

What's it like being in NOLA LR and who are they drafting?

How do you think you will feel after losing to me in the miniature painting challenge?

A couple great questions there. I can chug two red bull cans per hole per 30 seconds. If you're talking about an International Speed Eating Competition sanctioned chug, then only two, but if we're doing a no holes barred backyard chug off, then up to 9. (Dickhole can only do 1 per 30 seconds.)

What's it like being in the NOLA LR? That's a great question that I, myself, would like to know the answer to. Seems alright from the outside looking in. Dating back to my prior comments about anxiety, I'm not really sure though. I've been on the team for nearly a fortmonth at this point and have nary made even the simplest of introductions. Joe K will be drafting me, again, at #11 because I'm a pretty boy.

How will it feel to lose to you in the miniature painting challenge? Not good! Just to clarify for those of you out there who might be unaware, Weretarantula and I are competing in a miniature painting contest. Not like d&d minis or gundams or anything, though, we're actually painting 1mm x 1mm canvases using the hairs from a spider's legs.

01-17-2020, 08:13 PMCapt_Blitzkrieg Wrote: Joe says you and I are from the same area.

Is it dark yet? I haven't left work yet.

Yes. I just went to get a cheesesteak from Charly's on Ulmerton at about 6:10, sun was setting then. By the time I left the place at 6:30 it was dark out.

01-17-2020, 08:34 PMbluesfan55 Wrote: Frith, florida cheesesteaks aren't real ones
Have you ever traveled outside of the US?

Take it up with Charley's, then.

Ever traveled outside of the US? No. I'm legally not allowed to possess a passport on account of.... .. the incident.

01-17-2020, 08:39 PMhotdog Wrote: what do you think would happen if?

Probably nothing, but I just can't help but worry about the possibilities. Have you ever thought about what would happen if, you know, it did though? I mean, thinking about it... Just think about it, really. Close your eyes and think for a few minutes. Relax your jaw, let your tongue move. That's how I have to remind myself to think all the time. Stuff isn't real, it's just in your head until it isn't. Stuff that's in your head, it can only hurt your heart, you know? But that's pretty important too. Too much anxiety can raise your blood pressure, and that's not healthy. That's what I meant by it only hurting your heart. But to make a long story short, yeah, I don't think anything would happen. But what if, right? That's what I lose sleep over. That's why Gabe and I never kissed.

dylanjj37 · 01-17-2020, 08:05 PM

The draft starts in just under an hour @frithjofr.

***golden_apricot*** · 01-17-2020, 08:06 PM

Chicken or beef?

Weretarantula · 01-17-2020, 08:07 PM

The Draft starts at 8est my dude.

How many red bull cans can you chug in 30 seconds?

What's it like being in NOLA LR and who are they drafting?

How do you think you will feel after losing to me in the miniature painting challenge?