I sometimes wait before a shower and try to piss in the toilet but usually it's a no go. Then I hear the water running and by the time I step in it's too late.
Beau Kavanagh | Goaltender | Great Falls Grizzlies
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BIRTHPLACE: Kilkenny, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 29
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
Cillian Kavanagh | Goaltender | Texa s Renegades | S51-S70
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BIRTHPLACE: Limerick, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 30
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
PEAK TPE: 2084
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
KEL S51: GP: 5, W: 1, L: 2, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .840, GAA: 4.30
KEL S52: GP 20, W: 8, L: 8, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .897, GAA: 2.97
KEL S53: GP: 44, W: 27, L: 14, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .906, GAA: 2.43
KEL S54: GP: 39, W: 22, L: 11, OTL: 6, SAVE %: .915, GAA: 2.14
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SHL Career Regular Season Statistics
SFP S55: GP: 50, W: 15, L: 32, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .901, GAA: 4.06
SFP S56: GP: 32, W: 4, L: 22, OTL: 1, SAVE %: 9.16, GAA: 4.79
TEX S57: GP: 37, W: 23, L: 13, OTL: 0, SAVE %: 9.26, GAA: 2.36
TEX S58: GP: 37, W: 30, L: 6, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.17
TEX S59: GP: 42, W: 30, L: 10, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .923, GAA: 2.16
TEX S60: GP: 54, W: 32, L: 19, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.57
TEX S61: GP: 54, W: 39, L: 14, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.56
TEX S62: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 10, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.36
TEX S63: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 14, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .924, GAA: 1.92
TEX S64: GP: 54, W: 35, L: 12, OTL: 7, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.64
TEX S65: GP: 58, W: 16, L: 34, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 3.94
TEX S66: GP: 53, W: 17, L: 30, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .900, GAA: 3.92
TEX S67: GP: 54, W: 11, L: 37, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.62
TEX S68: GP: 49, W: 11, L: 35, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.87
TEX S69: GP: 29, W: 6, L: 14, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .892, GAA: 4.54
TEX S70: GP: 26, W: 9, L: 8, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .916, GAA: 4.71
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Transactions
S51 - Signed by the Kelowna Knights for $3M ($2M HO Bonus)
S52 - Drafted 22nd Overall by the San Francisco Pride in the SHL Entry Draft
S52 - Signed 1 Year, $2.5M with the San Francisco Pride
S53 - Signed 2 Year $4M (S55 $2M) with the San Francisco Pride
S57 - Signed 3 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S60 - Signed 3 Year, $6M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S63 - Signed 1 Year, $6M with the Texas Renegades
S64 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S66 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S68 - Signed 1 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S69 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S70 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Honors
S51 - Silver Medal at the WJC as Team Sweden's Starting Goaltender
S53 - Finalist for Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - Recipient of Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - All-SMJHL Team (1st Team)
S57 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
S59 - SHL Western Conference All-Star Team Participant
S59 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Norway
S59 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S59 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S59 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S59 - SHL 3rd Team All-Star Participant
S60 - SHL All-Star Participant
S60 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S61 - IIHF Best Goaltender, Team Norway
S62 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S62 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S63 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S63 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S63 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
Charlie Conway | Center | Colorado Mammoths | S26-S30
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BIRTHPLACE: St. Paul, Minnesota
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 200 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 96
PLAYER TYPE: Playmaker
POSITION: Center
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Awards & Honors
S25 - Drafted 4th Round, 32nd Overall by the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Named Assistant Captain of the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Colorado Mammoths, Four Star Cup Champions
.bojo ACP Access
Just Monika
My follow up questions for the no responders: how do you clean your asshole
i usually piss before and then i get the urge to piss while in as well as the steamy water hits my cold and hardened heart
yo who thinks you stand in your piss in the shower lmao there’s a drain BRUH
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8
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01-22-2020, 11:14 AM WannabeFinn Wrote: yo who thinks you stand in your piss in the shower lmao there’s a drain BRUH
he needs to get the hair out of his drain so the water will go down
01-21-2020, 10:29 PM Samee Wrote: don't you guys piss in the toilet before going for a shower what the fuvk
PeE iS fOr InHaLiNg, NoT tHe ShOwEr
Big time pee-in-the-shower guy, despite being a prominent defender of the eat-in-the-shower lifestyle. Yea, I’m efficient.
SlashACM made some good points; the only thing further that I would factor in to my decision making is that if something gross happened to me (one of my piss bottles that I keep under the seat of my car spilled onto my ankle) the first thing that I would want to do is shower. In theory, nothing too dirty can ever happen in the shower because as soon as you get some soap and water going, you are back to being as clean as possible.
If you have to shower, cook, and clean a toilet in an afternoon, you clean the toilet first and then shower to get the filth off of you before doing something where cleanliness is valuable. If you know that your cleanliness is going to reset to “100” after your shower, you should be able to do pretty anything in the shower. For wafflestomping, it’s pretty similar, but the odds of getting all of your business through the grate is poor, and that’s a bit of a worse clean up.
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Julio Tokolosh | RW | Edmonton Blizzard (A) | TPE: 2189
Age: s47
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 185
Number: 13
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Transactions
S46 SMJHL - Drafted 14th overall by Colorado Raptors
S47 SHL - Drafted 7th overall by Edmonton Blizzard
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SMJHL Statistics
S46: 50 GP | 6 G | 2 A | 8 P | -6
S47: 50 GP | 14 G | 20 A | 34 P | -5
S48: 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | -4
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SMJHL Post-Season Statistics
s46: 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -2
s47: 4 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +2
s48: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2
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SHL Statistics
s49: 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | -6
s50: 11 G | 21 A | 32 P | +4
s51: 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +7
s52: 14 G | 23 A | 37 P | -4
s53: 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | +24
s54: 32 G | 33 A | 65 P | +9
s55: 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | +41
s56: 33 G | 29 A | 62 P | +27
s57: 40 G | 44 A | 84 P | +47
s58: 32 G | 43 A | 75 P | +33
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SHL Post-Season Statistics
s49: 23 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | +1
s50: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2
s51: 16 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | -6
s52: 6 GP | 5 G | 0 A | 5 P | -5
s53: 17 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 4
s54: 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -3
s55: 11 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +10
s56: 19 GP | 12 G | 8 A | 20 P | +6
s57: 7 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -2
s58: 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -4
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Career Achievements
s46 WJC - USA
s47 WJC - USA (Silver)
s48 WJC - USA
s49 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
s49 EDM - Challenge Cup Champion
s51 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
s51 IIHF - USA (Gold)
s52 IIHF - USA (Silver)
s53 IIHF - USA (Gold)
s53 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
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Honors
s46: COL - Rookie of the year
s47: COL - Colton Hagan Award (defensive forward)
s47: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward)
s47: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player)
s47: SMJHL - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Underrated)
s48: COL - Team Leadership Award
s48: COL - Alexander Zajac Award
s48: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward)
s48: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player)
s54: SHL - All Star (third team)
s56: SHL - All Star (second team)
s56: #9 All-Time TPE
s57: SHL - All Star (first team)
s57: SHL - Ron Mexico (nomination)
s58: SHL - All Star (first team)
01-22-2020, 11:07 AM .bojo Wrote: My follow up questions for the no responders: how do you clean your asshole
Everyone that didn’t reply bends over and gets peed on in the shower by their friends, like a big fleshy bidet. They didn’t know how to respond because it’s technically not them peeing in the shower
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Julio Tokolosh | RW | Edmonton Blizzard (A) | TPE: 2189
Age: s47
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 185
Number: 13
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Transactions
S46 SMJHL - Drafted 14th overall by Colorado Raptors
S47 SHL - Drafted 7th overall by Edmonton Blizzard
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SMJHL Statistics
S46: 50 GP | 6 G | 2 A | 8 P | -6
S47: 50 GP | 14 G | 20 A | 34 P | -5
S48: 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | -4
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SMJHL Post-Season Statistics
s46: 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -2
s47: 4 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +2
s48: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2
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SHL Statistics
s49: 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | -6
s50: 11 G | 21 A | 32 P | +4
s51: 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +7
s52: 14 G | 23 A | 37 P | -4
s53: 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | +24
s54: 32 G | 33 A | 65 P | +9
s55: 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | +41
s56: 33 G | 29 A | 62 P | +27
s57: 40 G | 44 A | 84 P | +47
s58: 32 G | 43 A | 75 P | +33
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SHL Post-Season Statistics
s49: 23 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | +1
s50: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2
s51: 16 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | -6
s52: 6 GP | 5 G | 0 A | 5 P | -5
s53: 17 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 4
s54: 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -3
s55: 11 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +10
s56: 19 GP | 12 G | 8 A | 20 P | +6
s57: 7 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -2
s58: 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -4
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Career Achievements
s46 WJC - USA
s47 WJC - USA (Silver)
s48 WJC - USA
s49 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
s49 EDM - Challenge Cup Champion
s51 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
s51 IIHF - USA (Gold)
s52 IIHF - USA (Silver)
s53 IIHF - USA (Gold)
s53 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
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Honors
s46: COL - Rookie of the year
s47: COL - Colton Hagan Award (defensive forward)
s47: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward)
s47: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player)
s47: SMJHL - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Underrated)
s48: COL - Team Leadership Award
s48: COL - Alexander Zajac Award
s48: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward)
s48: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player)
s54: SHL - All Star (third team)
s56: SHL - All Star (second team)
s56: #9 All-Time TPE
s57: SHL - All Star (first team)
s57: SHL - Ron Mexico (nomination)
s58: SHL - All Star (first team)
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01-22-2020, 11:47 AM Julio Tokolosh Wrote: 01-22-2020, 11:07 AM .bojo Wrote: My follow up questions for the no responders: how do you clean your asshole
Everyone that didn’t reply bends over and gets peed on in the shower by their friends, like a big fleshy bidet. They didn’t know how to respond because it’s technically not them peeing in the shower
i mean the ones who voted no, but that is enlightening, too.
01-22-2020, 04:05 AM Wasty Wrote: 01-22-2020, 03:44 AM Katth Wrote: Even if you pee in the toilet, you have splashback and piss yourself lol. That's why when I'm at home I always sit down to pee. But I'm all team piss in the shower, it just makes sense. I ain't drying off just to piss ain't nobody got time for that. Hell sometimes when the showers running to get warm I just piss from outside the shower into the shower than wasting water in the toilet and you're not pissing on yourself. I mean really the shower is a large urinal anyways.
sitting down to pee really is the greatest.
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01-22-2020, 06:18 PM efiug Wrote: 01-22-2020, 04:05 AM Wasty Wrote: That's why when I'm at home I always sit down to pee. But I'm all team piss in the shower, it just makes sense. I ain't drying off just to piss ain't nobody got time for that. Hell sometimes when the showers running to get warm I just piss from outside the shower into the shower than wasting water in the toilet and you're not pissing on yourself. I mean really the shower is a large urinal anyways.
sitting down to pee really is the greatest.
Sit in the shower and pee
Just pissed in the shower, thought of you guys
Beau Kavanagh | Goaltender | Great Falls Grizzlies
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BIRTHPLACE: Kilkenny, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 29
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
Cillian Kavanagh | Goaltender | Texa s Renegades | S51-S70
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BIRTHPLACE: Limerick, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 30
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
PEAK TPE: 2084
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
KEL S51: GP: 5, W: 1, L: 2, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .840, GAA: 4.30
KEL S52: GP 20, W: 8, L: 8, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .897, GAA: 2.97
KEL S53: GP: 44, W: 27, L: 14, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .906, GAA: 2.43
KEL S54: GP: 39, W: 22, L: 11, OTL: 6, SAVE %: .915, GAA: 2.14
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SHL Career Regular Season Statistics
SFP S55: GP: 50, W: 15, L: 32, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .901, GAA: 4.06
SFP S56: GP: 32, W: 4, L: 22, OTL: 1, SAVE %: 9.16, GAA: 4.79
TEX S57: GP: 37, W: 23, L: 13, OTL: 0, SAVE %: 9.26, GAA: 2.36
TEX S58: GP: 37, W: 30, L: 6, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.17
TEX S59: GP: 42, W: 30, L: 10, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .923, GAA: 2.16
TEX S60: GP: 54, W: 32, L: 19, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.57
TEX S61: GP: 54, W: 39, L: 14, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.56
TEX S62: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 10, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.36
TEX S63: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 14, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .924, GAA: 1.92
TEX S64: GP: 54, W: 35, L: 12, OTL: 7, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.64
TEX S65: GP: 58, W: 16, L: 34, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 3.94
TEX S66: GP: 53, W: 17, L: 30, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .900, GAA: 3.92
TEX S67: GP: 54, W: 11, L: 37, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.62
TEX S68: GP: 49, W: 11, L: 35, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.87
TEX S69: GP: 29, W: 6, L: 14, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .892, GAA: 4.54
TEX S70: GP: 26, W: 9, L: 8, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .916, GAA: 4.71
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Transactions
S51 - Signed by the Kelowna Knights for $3M ($2M HO Bonus)
S52 - Drafted 22nd Overall by the San Francisco Pride in the SHL Entry Draft
S52 - Signed 1 Year, $2.5M with the San Francisco Pride
S53 - Signed 2 Year $4M (S55 $2M) with the San Francisco Pride
S57 - Signed 3 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S60 - Signed 3 Year, $6M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S63 - Signed 1 Year, $6M with the Texas Renegades
S64 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S66 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S68 - Signed 1 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S69 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S70 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Honors
S51 - Silver Medal at the WJC as Team Sweden's Starting Goaltender
S53 - Finalist for Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - Recipient of Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - All-SMJHL Team (1st Team)
S57 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
S59 - SHL Western Conference All-Star Team Participant
S59 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Norway
S59 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S59 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S59 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S59 - SHL 3rd Team All-Star Participant
S60 - SHL All-Star Participant
S60 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S61 - IIHF Best Goaltender, Team Norway
S62 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S62 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S63 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S63 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S63 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
Charlie Conway | Center | Colorado Mammoths | S26-S30
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BIRTHPLACE: St. Paul, Minnesota
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 200 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 96
PLAYER TYPE: Playmaker
POSITION: Center
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Awards & Honors
S25 - Drafted 4th Round, 32nd Overall by the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Named Assistant Captain of the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Colorado Mammoths, Four Star Cup Champions
01-22-2020, 06:37 PM .bojo Wrote: 01-22-2020, 06:18 PM efiug Wrote: sitting down to pee really is the greatest.
Sit in the shower and pee
i lay down in the tub (i have shower/bathtub) and then piss straight up so it falls on me and then i wash myself under the shower water. sometimes i even drink a whole bunch of water before i take a shower so i can piss rain on myself for longer.
01-22-2020, 08:05 PM efiug Wrote: 01-22-2020, 06:37 PM .bojo Wrote: Sit in the shower and pee
i lay down in the tub (i have shower/bathtub) and then piss straight up so it falls on me and then i wash myself under the shower water. sometimes i even drink a whole bunch of water before i take a shower so i can piss rain on myself for longer.
01-22-2020, 08:27 PM nykonax Wrote: 01-22-2020, 08:05 PM efiug Wrote: i lay down in the tub (i have shower/bathtub) and then piss straight up so it falls on me and then i wash myself under the shower water. sometimes i even drink a whole bunch of water before i take a shower so i can piss rain on myself for longer.
why is ur pp all outlaw-y?