See above. Please this is for science.
Alexei Rykov || LW || Calgary Dragons || 874 TPE
S49 SMJHL Draft: 5th Round, 50th OA, Montreal Militia
S49 Four Star Cup Champions
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 12th OA, Calgary Dragons
S50 Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Ronan O’Keefe Award Winner
S50 WJC Gold Medalist
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S51 Christoph Klose Award Winner
S51 Kurtis Hunter Award Winner
S52 Alternate Captain Carolina Kraken
S52 Christoph Klose Award Winner
S52 Jersey Retirement Carolina Kraken
S52 WJC Gold Medalist
SMJHL Career Statistics
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S49 Montreal Militia || GP 50 || G 12 || A 12 || P 24 || +/- 11 || PIM 6 || PPP 10 ||
S50 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 24 || A 30 || P 54 || +/- 17 || PIM 18 || PPP 11 ||
S51 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 23 || A 27 || P 50 || +/- 28 || PIM 26 || PPP 13 ||
S52 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 19 || A 25 || P 44 || +/- 15 || PIM 16 || PPP 9 ||
CAREER TOTALS : GP 200 || G 78 || A 94 || P 172 || PIM 66 || PPP 43||
SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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S49 Montreal Militia || GP 17 || G 2 || A 6 || P 8 || +/- 6 || PIM 14 || PPP 5 ||
S50 Carolina Kraken || GP 18 || G 6|| A 16 || P 22|| +/- 9 || PIM 6 || PPP 3 ||
S51 Carolina Kraken || GP 6 || G 1 || A 2 || P 3 || +/- 2 || PIM 0 || PPP 1 ||
S52 Carolina Kraken || GP 11 || G 3 || A 6 || P 9 || +/- -2 || PIM 6 || PPP 3 ||
CAREER TOTALS: GP 52 || G 12 || A 30 || P 42 || PIM 26 || PPP 12||
IIHF Statistics
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S49 Team Russia || GP 15 || G 1 || A 1 || P 2 || PIM 4 || HIT 11 ||
S50 Team Russia || GP 12 || G 2 || A 0 || P 2 || PIM 2 || HIT 2 ||
S51 Team Russia || GP 14 || G 1 || A 1 || P 2 || PIM 0 || HIT 6 ||
CAREER TOTALS: GP 41|| G 4 || A 2 || P 6 || PIM 6 || HIT 19||
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Alexei Rykov || LW || Calgary Dragons || 874 TPE
S49 SMJHL Draft: 5th Round, 50th OA, Montreal Militia
S49 Four Star Cup Champions
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 12th OA, Calgary Dragons
S50 Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Ronan O’Keefe Award Winner
S50 WJC Gold Medalist
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S51 Christoph Klose Award Winner
S51 Kurtis Hunter Award Winner
S52 Alternate Captain Carolina Kraken
S52 Christoph Klose Award Winner
S52 Jersey Retirement Carolina Kraken
S52 WJC Gold Medalist
SMJHL Career Statistics
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S49 Montreal Militia || GP 50 || G 12 || A 12 || P 24 || +/- 11 || PIM 6 || PPP 10 ||
S50 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 24 || A 30 || P 54 || +/- 17 || PIM 18 || PPP 11 ||
S51 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 23 || A 27 || P 50 || +/- 28 || PIM 26 || PPP 13 ||
S52 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 19 || A 25 || P 44 || +/- 15 || PIM 16 || PPP 9 ||
CAREER TOTALS : GP 200 || G 78 || A 94 || P 172 || PIM 66 || PPP 43||
SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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S49 Montreal Militia || GP 17 || G 2 || A 6 || P 8 || +/- 6 || PIM 14 || PPP 5 ||
S50 Carolina Kraken || GP 18 || G 6|| A 16 || P 22|| +/- 9 || PIM 6 || PPP 3 ||
S51 Carolina Kraken || GP 6 || G 1 || A 2 || P 3 || +/- 2 || PIM 0 || PPP 1 ||
S52 Carolina Kraken || GP 11 || G 3 || A 6 || P 9 || +/- -2 || PIM 6 || PPP 3 ||
CAREER TOTALS: GP 52 || G 12 || A 30 || P 42 || PIM 26 || PPP 12||
IIHF Statistics
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S49 Team Russia || GP 15 || G 1 || A 1 || P 2 || PIM 4 || HIT 11 ||
S50 Team Russia || GP 12 || G 2 || A 0 || P 2 || PIM 2 || HIT 2 ||
S51 Team Russia || GP 14 || G 1 || A 1 || P 2 || PIM 0 || HIT 6 ||
CAREER TOTALS: GP 41|| G 4 || A 2 || P 6 || PIM 6 || HIT 19||
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
i wafflestomp everything down the drain
OK I don't know what kind of drains y'all have, but I wouldn't fit a shit through my drain even if I fucking hydraulic pressed it into it, what's my chance with a bare foot?
Manhattan Rage | General Manager
thanks Sulovilen for the sig!
D | Manhattan Rage | Czechia
S46 | Andrej Doskocil | Old-school defenseman | Peak 1579 TPE | Retired Drafted 32nd overall to the Halifax Raiders in S45 SMJHL Draft S45|50 GP 1G/10A/11P 92 hits 48 SBs S46|50 GP 2G/24A/26P 115 hits 57 SBs S47|42 GP 6G/12A/18P 76 hits 48 SBs Traded to Detroit Falcons S47|8 GP 0G/2A/2P 15 hits 7 SBs Drafted 8th overall to the Manhattan Rage in S46 SHL Draft S48|50 GP 2G/7A/9P 93 hits 42 SBs S49|50 GP 3G/12A/15P 97 hits 66 SBs S50|50 GP 3G/10A/13P 110 hits 70 SBs S51|50 GP 1G/17A/18P 146 hits 48 SBs S52|50 GP 2G/20A/22P 118 hits 56 SBs Won Challenge Cup with Manhattan Rage S53|50 GP 3G/15A/18P 286 hits 110 SBs S54|50 GP 3G/12A/15P 303 hits 103 SBs S55|50 GP 6G/21A/27P 86 hits 117 SBs S56|50 GP 7G/24A/31P 88 hits 115 SBs S57|66 GP 8G/23A/31P 110 hits 140 SBs S58|66 GP 5G/11A/16P 111 hits 204 SBs S59|66 GP 6G/13A/19P 99 hits 307 SBs Total SMJHL RS - 150 GP 9G/46A/55P 298 hits 160 SBs Total SHL RS - 648 GP 49G/185A/234P 1647 hits 1378 SBs Total SHL playoffs - 68 GP 5G/25A/30P 147 hits 118 SBs Drafted 17th overall to the Newfoundland Berserkers in S60 SMJHL Draft Traded to Maine Timber Drafted 30th overall to the Manhattan Rage S72 | Arnošt Hlemýžď | Defenseman | 1371 TPE
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KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------
.bojo
Rindiee
i don't have shower shoes so what else is gonna protect me from athletes foot?
But "cum harvester" was deemed too fucked up, yea ok
Pop off the drain cover to be sanitary
Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs
Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta
Name: Samat Beibitzhanov
Age: 19
Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 191 lbs
Number: 12/20
Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM
S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM
S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2
S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2
SHL Regular Season:
S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1
S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1
S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3
S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4
S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3
IIHF Regular Season:
S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0
S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0
S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0
S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0
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Clout Box:
S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia
S51 All-Rookie Team
S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub
S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination
S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL
Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator
S53 WJC Bronze Medal
2x SMJHL All-Star
Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head
Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov
2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL
S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head
S58 IIHF Semifinalist
GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners
CHAMPION OF LIFE
S53 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54 - Harry Carpet
S55 - Markus Tegernako
S56 - Knox Booth
S57 - Luca Del Vecchio
S58 - Frans Eller S59 - Nicolae Antonescu
S60 - Vincent Mietitore
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HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP
S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54-55 - Harry Carpet
S55-56 - Markus Tegernako
S56-Present - Knox Booth
01-27-2020, 08:52 AM cpetrella Wrote:
I don't want to live in a world where we can't wafflestomp shit down the drain.
01-27-2020, 08:55 AM efiug Wrote:
Same. Beavers, potatoes, fetuses, half a jar of mayo. Honestly, the possibilities are endless.
01-27-2020, 09:45 AM Citizen of Adraa Wrote:
Not with that attitude.
01-27-2020, 09:53 AM WannabeFinn Wrote:
This is like telling Copernicus or Galileo to tear apart their notebooks.
01-27-2020, 10:14 AM .bojo Wrote: 01-27-2020, 07:15 PM Rindiee Wrote:
Honestly, this is a great idea.
Alexei Rykov || LW || Calgary Dragons || 874 TPE
S49 SMJHL Draft: 5th Round, 50th OA, Montreal Militia
S49 Four Star Cup Champions
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 12th OA, Calgary Dragons
S50 Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Ronan O’Keefe Award Winner
S50 WJC Gold Medalist
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S51 Christoph Klose Award Winner
S51 Kurtis Hunter Award Winner
S52 Alternate Captain Carolina Kraken
S52 Christoph Klose Award Winner
S52 Jersey Retirement Carolina Kraken
S52 WJC Gold Medalist
SMJHL Career Statistics
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S49 Montreal Militia || GP 50 || G 12 || A 12 || P 24 || +/- 11 || PIM 6 || PPP 10 ||
S50 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 24 || A 30 || P 54 || +/- 17 || PIM 18 || PPP 11 ||
S51 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 23 || A 27 || P 50 || +/- 28 || PIM 26 || PPP 13 ||
S52 Carolina Kraken || GP 50 || G 19 || A 25 || P 44 || +/- 15 || PIM 16 || PPP 9 ||
CAREER TOTALS : GP 200 || G 78 || A 94 || P 172 || PIM 66 || PPP 43||
SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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S49 Montreal Militia || GP 17 || G 2 || A 6 || P 8 || +/- 6 || PIM 14 || PPP 5 ||
S50 Carolina Kraken || GP 18 || G 6|| A 16 || P 22|| +/- 9 || PIM 6 || PPP 3 ||
S51 Carolina Kraken || GP 6 || G 1 || A 2 || P 3 || +/- 2 || PIM 0 || PPP 1 ||
S52 Carolina Kraken || GP 11 || G 3 || A 6 || P 9 || +/- -2 || PIM 6 || PPP 3 ||
CAREER TOTALS: GP 52 || G 12 || A 30 || P 42 || PIM 26 || PPP 12||
IIHF Statistics
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S49 Team Russia || GP 15 || G 1 || A 1 || P 2 || PIM 4 || HIT 11 ||
S50 Team Russia || GP 12 || G 2 || A 0 || P 2 || PIM 2 || HIT 2 ||
S51 Team Russia || GP 14 || G 1 || A 1 || P 2 || PIM 0 || HIT 6 ||
CAREER TOTALS: GP 41|| G 4 || A 2 || P 6 || PIM 6 || HIT 19||
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