03-19-2020, 09:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-19-2020, 09:27 PM by ProjectSaint .)
Lesson Acquired: How to gorlab shitpost without being an idiot.
Real talk, this Gorlab guy sounds like an enigma and I'm curious to meet him. However, as other outside events have shown me, when you burn a bridge, that tends to be permanent.
03-19-2020, 09:26 PM
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03-19-2020, 08:41 PM O4L Wrote: 03-19-2020, 08:41 PM Wallflower Wrote: im not a new member idiot
not talking to you idiot
u mean it
somebody please make me a sig
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03-19-2020, 10:00 PM
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Half people on this site probably never even knew who gorlab was. Buncha shl boomers
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03-19-2020, 10:00 PM .bojo Wrote: Half people on this site probably never even knew who gorlab was. Buncha shl boomers
bojo the shl boomers are the ones who know who gorlab is
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My first introduction to Gorlab was when he gave me the most negative review of my SIM league career in the SBA, and pretty much ended my run at attempting to make graphics. That being said, I've come to really like the guy and believe whole heartily that he is misunderstood. Yes he has a sharp tongue and isn't for everyone but I'm all aboard unbanning him. It sort of like what baseball has against Pete Rose, he's not everyone's cup of tea, but you can't deny the statistics.
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Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
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That's pretty much it
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man I haven’t heard that name in a while
First ever Yukon Malamute draft pick (1st overall S65)
Boris Poroshenko || Power Forward Center|| Chicago Syndicate/Scarecrows
Name: Boris Poroshenko
Nationality: Ukrainian
Height: 6"3
Weight: 230
Number: 7
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Career Statistics:
(FHM) SHL Regular Season:
S53 | 50 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 P | 39 +/- | 4 PPP | 29 PIM | 128 H | 16 SB
S54 | 50 GP | 10 G | 22 A | 32 P | 16 +/- | 4 PPP | 30 PIM | 123 H | 5 SB
S55 | 50 GP | 11 G | 17 A | 28 P | 15 +/- | 5 PPP | 30 PIM | 96 H | 3 SB
S56 | 50 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | 40 +/- | 5 PPP | 30 PIM | 153 H | 12 SB
S57 | 66 GP | 23 G | 29 A | 52 P | 19 +/- | 6 PPP | 34 PIM | 220 H | 53 SB
S58 | 66 GP | 13 G | 38 A | 51 P | 45 +/- | 3 PPP | 21 PIM | 132 H | 53 SB
S59 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | 33 +/- | 1 PPP |120 PIM |404 H | 54 SB
S60 | 66 GP | 28 G | 31 A | 59 P | 11 +/- | 2 PPP |153 PIM |416 H | 37 SB
S61 | 66 GP | 21 G | 31 A | 52 P | 31 +/- | 0 PPP |16 PIM | 112 H | 51 SB
S62 | 66 GP | 7 G | 27 A | 34 P | 22 +/- | 0 PPP |14 PIM | 116 H | 52 SB
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(FHM) SHL Playoffs Season:
S53 | 11 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 6 PIM | 31 H | 17 SB
S55 | 20 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | 1 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 PIM | 38 H | 3 SB
S56 | 6 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | 4 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 PIM | 15 H | 6 SB
S57 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -5 +/- | 0 PPP | 10 PIM | 15 H | 5 SB
S58 | 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 3 +/- | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 9 H | 7 SB
S59 | 6 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 3 +/- | 0 PPP |6 PIM | 50 H | 6 SB
S60 | 23 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | 1 +/- | 1 PPP |28 PIM | 112 H | 28 SB
S61 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 1 PPP |2 PIM | 26 H | 7 SB
S62 | 10 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 1 PPP |2 PIM | 25 H | 5 SB
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Career Transactions:
S46 Undrafted SMJHL Free Agent Signed 1 year contract with St. Louis Scarecrows
S47 Drafted to New England Wolfpack 49th Overall
S54 off season trade From New England to New Orleans
S56 Signed with Calgary in Free Agency
S60 Signed with Chicago in Free Agency
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Career Achievements:
4 Star Cup Winner S46 with St. Louis Scarecrows
President Trophy team S53 with New England Wolfpack
Western Conference playoff champions S55 with New Orleans
S57 Most hits in the regular season as a forward
S59 Most hits in the regular season
S59 Latest SHL playoff goal ever scored (FHM era) at 3:53 of the 4th overtime
S59 Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner
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Oles Kobliska || Speedy Center || Yukon Malamutes/Edmonton Blizzard
Name: Oles Kobliska
Nationality: Ukraine
Height: 6"3
Weight: 210
Number: 77
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S66 | 66 GP | 33 G | 55 A | 88 P | 36 +/- | 32 PPP | 23 PIM | 94 H | 22 SB
S67 | 66 GP | 28 G | 43 A | 71 P | 13 +/- | 32 PPP | 28 PIM | 90 H | 28 SB
S68 | 66 GP | 28 G | 47 A | 75 P | -8 +/- | 24 PPP | 34 PIM | 96 H | 33 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Season:
S66 | 7 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 3 +/- | 2 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H | 0 SB
S67 | 14 GP | 2 G | 11 A | 13 P | -5 +/- | 2 PPP | 6 PIM | 18 H | 10 SB
S68 | 10 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | -7 +/- | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 22 H | 3 SB
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S69 | 66 GP | 22G | 20 A | 42 P | -4 +/- | 4 PPP | 28 PIM |52 H | 11 SB
S70 | 66 GP | 23 G | 29 A | 51 P | 10 +/- | 0 PPP | 31 PIM | 52 H | 11 SB
S71 | 66 GP | 28 G | 53 A | 81 P | 39 +/- | 3 PPP | 34 PIM | 117 H | 17 SB
S72 | 66 GP | 24 G | 46 A | 70 P | 23 +/- | 10 PPP | 49 PIM | 98 H | 10 SB
S73 | 66 GP | 33 G | 41 A | 74 P | 50 +/- | 10 PPP | 36 PIM | 136 H | 14 SB
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SHL Playoffs Season:
S69 | 9 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 3 P | -4 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 PIM | 10 H | 1 SB
S70 | 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 2 H | 1 SB
S71 | 14 GP | 3 G | 17 A | 20 P | 14 +/- | 3 PPP | 4 PIM | 22 H | 5 SB
S72 | 15 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -2 +/- | 1 PPP | 10 PIM | 26 H | 2 SB
S73 | 22 GP | 16 G | 15 A | 31 P | 19 +/- | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 38 H | 6 SB
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Career Transactions:
S65 SMJHL 1st overall draft pick (Yukon)
S66 SHL 7th overall (Edmonton)
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Career Achievements:
S66 SMJHL All Star Team
S67 SMJHL All Star Team
S68 SMJHL All Star Team
S66 SMJHL Points leader (88 points as a 350 tpe player)
S66 Alex Light Trophy Winner
S66 Jared Hanson Trophy
S68 WJC Silver Medal
2nd most career assists ever in the SMJHL (171)
3rd most career points ever in the SMJHL (273)
S73 Challenge Cup Champions (Edmonton Blizzard)
S73 Anton Razov Award Winner (Playoff MVP)
S74 All Star Western Conference
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unbanning gorlab threads are secretly just a competition to see which shl boomers give the best handjobs
FLACKO LAGERFIELD | LW | RETIRED | S41 FIRST OVERALL PICK
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BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, IL
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 160 lbs
NUMBER: 47
PEAK TPE: 1872
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS
GP: 650, G: 294, A: 325, P: 619, +/-: 119, PIM: 327, HIT: 1054, SB: 172
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
GP: 105, G: 34, A: 45, P: 79, +/-: 5, PIM: 69, HIT: 212, SB: 40
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AWARDS & HONOURS
S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S43: Nominated for Ryan Jesster Trophy
S45: Won Aidan Richan Trophy
S46: Named to SHL 3rd All-Star Team
S48: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S48: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S48: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S48: Won Ron Mexico Trophy
S49: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S52: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S53: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S53: Won Challenge Cup
S53: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S53: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S53: Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy
S54: Won Jay McDonald Trophy
S54: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S54: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S54: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S54: Won Ron Mexico Trophy
S57: Inducted in the SHL Hall of Fame
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TRANSACTIONS
S40: Drafted 20th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S41: Drafted 1st Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
S45: Traded to the Seattle Riot
S52: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S56: Announced Retirement from the SHL
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03-19-2020, 08:37 PM O4L Wrote: Watching Gorlab lore evolve is like a game of telephone that never ends which randomly adds new members to the circle every 5 minutes
Can't wait to see how it evolves over the next 20 seasons
I heard that he got banned because he deleted the SHL website after getting denied the job of Budget Director.
03-20-2020, 12:27 AM
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