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RedCapeDiver · 03-21-2020, 01:56 AM

Hey it's me RedCapeDiver

i'm some what new here so ask me questions

I have got my fingers in may parts of the SHL, from Kelowna to Texas to Norway

Im the SMJHL Budget Director. Wanna know which SMJHL GM fucked up their budget the most? (i probably wont tell you because i want to keep my job)

I hosted the S53 SHL Entry Draft. And yes i fuck up so it wasn't recorded. Ask me shit about that.

I Co-GMed WJC Team World and we got 4th. what more do you want to know?

Also i get that its probably a shitty time to be posting this because most people aren't on PST like i am, so maybe hungover me will also answer your questions in the morning

@Briedaqueduc

Favorite type of alcohol?

Gin is my favorite but right now im hitting the Bacardi Rum

Thoughts on being recently added in Kelowna's war room?

It's about time. But really though im trying to get as involved with the SHL as much i can so im happy to be helping out Kelowna. lets fucking go knoots Knights

What separates Norway from the other countries? Why would someone want to create there?

Norway is a 2nd family. Maybe every team and country is like this but i feel fucking blessed to have joined Kelowna/Texas/ and Norway. all three have great fucking locker rooms.

Norway has great history and right now a great looking future. Lots of good looking young players right now in the Norway locker room

What type of player are you looking to be with FHM coming really soon?

when i first started in SHL when i was filling out SMJHL interested prospect questionnaires i said that i wanted to make a Brent Burns/ Erik Karlsson who could also play defense. (can you tell im and SJ fan)

I soon learned that there was really only a few stats that mattered for defenceman in STHS (may it not rest in peace)

So im hoping in FHM i can go back to that, i really like the Quarterback and Point Shooter Roles

Thoughts on Texas?

Like i said before i love Texas. @dankoa and @Jearim and the rest of the renegades have been great. The locker room is alot different from Kelowna's but i think that's a good thing. As much as i love Kelowna i also cant wait to move up to the Renegades and start our run at a Dynasty. We have alot of solid prospects and hopefully may cups in our future

Dogs or cats?

Dogs. We got 2 at home, a Beagle named Snoopy (we named him when we were kids give us a break) and a Morkie, Maltese/Yorkie Mix, named Thor.

Heres them as each other for Halloween

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Do you piss in the shower?

Yes

And i eat in the Shower, but not at the same time

Are you looking to maybe manage some team at some point?

Definitely. I have been a GM of Team World for WJC the past 2 seasons, and that has been great

For sure i want to GM in the future, but i dont see myself leaving Kelowna any time soon and both @Katth and @Naosu came in to their position's recently so i dont see either of them leaving any time soon

but we will see where the future take's me

Favorite video game(s)?

Currently the games i play are:

Path of Exile

Monster Hunter World

and i have a love/hate relationship with League of Legends, currently its in a "i only play ARAM's and sometimes TFT" state

Favorite food?

of all time are: what are called Potato Scones, its a scottish dish my grandmother makes. Basically its just triangles of potato that you eat with either jelly or butter and brown sugar

its not hard to make, it just takes time

For normal food i like your everyday american food. Burgers, Pizza, and Fried Chicken. Also im in the pineapple deserves to be on pizza team.

@Rindiee

who’s your favorite S52 buddy and why is it me?

Well before you got here is was @LightningDragon

but he has gone off to deal with real life shit

so now is just us and @JSS331
I'm glad you joined us in Texas, you are a fucking staple in the lr.
Let's win us some fucking cups when we make it to the show.

@GeckoeyGecko

Would I beat @ImShiny in a fight, given a week to prepare? No weapons, the match takes place in my basement, standard ufc rules apply, but are enforced by a typical nhl ref meaning most if not all of them go uncalled. Shiny is wearing a mall santa suit.

So im going to go off what i have seen of both of you in the locker room.

I'd say you'd come out swinging and flashy
but @ImShiny always seems to come out in the big moments

So id have to say the fight comes down to a decision. and ill give it to you @GeckoeyGecko because your currently on Kelowna and i honestly dont really know who Shiny is

part two: The fight is in shinys basement, does this change the outcome? Also, the mall santa suit is rigged to blow in half an hour if shiny hasnt won by then, but he gets a nerf gun.

Well fuck, this swings in Shiny;s favor alot. Now gets home field advantage and a nerf gun.
I would have to say Shiny by submission in the 3rd round.
But you put up a good fight Gec

i have to design a library for my final studio project this year. what colour should i make the render, and what instruments need to be present in the library? I'm already thinking a keyboard. The library has a recording studio, but if you wanna put a double bass in the stacks thats cool too

Well shit this is my jam. I studied construction in College and had to take architecture classes and i was in band in high school and my first 2 years in college.

Lets see. I'd go with a teal/green color for the render. dont want to be to boring with a beige or white. For instruments I played the Euphonium, so i would go with a brass quartet. With the large open spaces of a Library they could really fill the place with sound while not being distracting/overbearing.

gimme like 5 reasons i shouldve gotten the maine assistant captaincy over @JHS this should be pretty easy

1 Who the Fuck is @JHS and why does he matter any more, you on Kelowna now, fuck that guy, him and Maine can go suck it
2Who the Fuck is @JHS and why does he matter any more, you on Kelowna now, fuck that guy, him and Maine can go suck it
3Who the Fuck is @JHS and why does he matter any more, you on Kelowna now, fuck that guy, him and Maine can go suck it
4Who the Fuck is @JHS and why does he matter any more, you on Kelowna now, fuck that guy, him and Maine can go suck it
5Who the Fuck is @JHS and why does he matter any more, you on Kelowna now, fuck that guy, him and Maine can go suck it

do u play league? if so would you like to fuckin int with me and blesso

Yes i play league, but only ARAM's and sometimes TFT

whats ur favourite book and also music

Favorite book? i used to listed to audio books in college, but i dont have time anymore
my favorites from then were: The Martian, and Seveneves
favorite music: im a boring fuck when it comes to music. I have listened to the same stuff for the past like 8 years since high school
but some of my favorite bands from most recognizable to least are:
1) The Killers
2) Keane
3) Foxy Shazam (my name comes from one of their songs)

ooh whats your favourite sandwich?
guess ill go from subway, which is the chicken bacon ranch, on italian herbs and cheese. With lettuce, pickles, olives, and cucumbers

where do you see kelowna finishing this year?
#1 Baby.
But really its probably a tossup
Detroit looks to have a solid team with a bunch of rookies having great years last year

what players do you think will get really good because of the FHM swap? really bad?

looking at it i think that there will finally be a distinction between the top TPE earners and the rest of the pack.
STHS was a dice roll, but hopefully TPE will matter in FHM

hows ur day been
Day was ok, found out im not working the rest of the quarantine, but that's ok, i get to sleep in and drink more

whats a red cape diver is it just a diver with a red cape or is there some deep hidden meaning
Like i said before its just the name of a song from my favorite band, so no hidden meaning

which J gm fucked up their budget the most was it @Citizen of Adraa please say yes I will pay you

i will say yes if you pay me,
but ill say it wasnt @Citizen of Adraa
Maine, along with Kelowna, are two of the few teams that are 100% straight with their budgets

how are you coping with the big 'rona?
honestly may have had it a few days ago
had a 102 fever, but im fine now

from where i sit in my basement, I can see a 'winnie the pooh mini storybook'. the cover features pooh hugging roo. Why do i still remember their names. Anyhow, predict the plotline of said mini storybook. it looks like its probably around 10 pages at most

Im guessing Roo got lost in some shitty forest and Pooh found them. The end

guess what @Naosu's name means

well everytime i type it i want to type Nasuo
so interpret that as you will

bonus extra question: why does my internet blow im using wired wtf
maybe stop downloading porn and you wont have as many viruses

oh also tell @JayWhy to make my name less of an ugly yellow colour, and tell @Eggy216 to let me back into gm chat these are very important

i dont think i have that kind of power soo good luck with that

@Capt_Blitzkrieg

Why are you still answering questions after Geck asked so many?

for the money lol

f you had to choose 3 active members of the SHL to go on a cross-country road trip in a Yugo, who would you choose? Would the answer change if it was a modest-sized RV/Camper Van?

first off WTF is a Yugo
but if i had to choose 3 i guess it would be @Wasty @JKortesi81 and @Slappydoodle
they are 3 people who i see actively doing podcasts and i want to learn as much as i can about SHL history

Who do you expect to win ROTY when S52 hits the SHL?
probably @Geekusoid as it looks like he should take over WIN's goalie spot pretty soon

Could you personally live exclusively on Kraft macaroni and cheese (product) for two weeks?

probably not, but maybe.. is it only that or can i add things periodically like hot dogs and such?

If you had to pick one album to be the only music you could hear for a year, which album would you choose?
Introducing by Foxy Shazam or Wonderful Wonderful by the Killers

Would you rather wear comfy shoes with socks that randomly get wet throughout the day, or have a small rock that you can't shake out of your shoe, and occasionally it magically swaps which shoe it's hiding in?

A rock that you cant shake as i spend most of my time with my feat up and i fell like that wouldn't be to much of a bother

And lastly, are you a Tylenol or Advil guy?
currently i have a bottle of ibuprofen. so both?

***Briedaqueduc*** · 03-21-2020, 02:11 AM

Favorite type of alcohol?

Thoughts on being recently added in Kelowna's war room?

What separates Norway from the other countries? Why would someone want to create there?

What type of player are you looking to be with FHM coming really soon?

Thoughts on Texas?

Dogs or cats?

Do you piss in the shower?

Are you looking to maybe manage some team at some point?

Favorite video game(s)?

Favorite food?

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Rindiee · 03-21-2020, 02:13 AM

who’s your favorite S52 buddy and why is it me?

GeckoeyGecko · 03-21-2020, 02:22 AM

Would I beat @ImShiny in a fight, given a week to prepare? No weapons, the match takes place in my basement, standard ufc rules apply, but are enforced by a typical nhl ref meaning most if not all of them go uncalled. Shiny is wearing a mall santa suit.

part two: The fight is in shinys basement, does this change the outcome? Also, the mall santa suit is rigged to blow in half an hour if shiny hasnt won by then, but he gets a nerf gun.

i have to design a library for my final studio project this year. what colour should i make the render, and what instruments need to be present in the library? I'm already thinking a keyboard. The library has a recording studio, but if you wanna put a double bass in the stacks thats cool too

gimme like 5 reasons i shouldve gotten the maine assistant captaincy over @JHS this should be pretty easy

do u play league? if so would you like to fuckin int with me and blesso

whats ur favourite book and also music

ooh whats your favourite sandwich

where do you see kelowna finishing this year?

what players do you think will get really good because of the FHM swap? really bad?

hows ur day been

whats a red cape diver is it just a diver with a red cape or is there some deep hidden meaning

which J gm fucked up their budget the most was it @Citizen of Adraa please say yes I will pay you

how are you coping with the big 'rona?

from where i sit in my basement, I can see a 'winnie the pooh mini storybook'. the cover features pooh hugging roo. Why do i still remember their names. Anyhow, predict the plotline of said mini storybook. it looks like its probably around 10 pages at most

guess what @Naosu's name means

ok i think im out

bonus extra question: why does my internet blow im using wired wtf

GeckoeyGecko · 03-21-2020, 02:27 AM

oh also tell @JayWhy to make my name less of an ugly yellow colour, and tell @Eggy216 to let me back into gm chat these are very important

**_Blitz_** · 03-21-2020, 03:38 AM

Why are you still answering questions after Geck asked so many?

If you had to choose 3 active members of the SHL to go on a cross-country road trip in a Yugo, who would you choose? Would the answer change if it was a modest-sized RV/Camper Van?

Who do you expect to win ROTY when S52 hits the SHL?

Could you personally live exclusively on Kraft macaroni and cheese (product) for two weeks?

If you had to pick one album to be the only music you could hear for a year, which album would you choose?

Would you rather wear comfy shoes with socks that randomly get wet throughout the day, or have a small rock that you can't shake out of your shoe, and occasionally it magically swaps which shoe it's hiding in?

And lastly, are you a Tylenol or Advil guy?

**_Blitz_** · 03-21-2020, 04:09 AM

Behold: the Yugo.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugo

Edit to add that my pick for the album would probably be "Hot Fuzz".

dankoa · 03-21-2020, 08:24 AM

A good drunk presser is a renes tradition Renegades

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