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This April fools day Kata Vilde has decided to prank the Parmborg. With all the rage going on about the Impossible Whopper and veggie burgers and stuff Vilde figured he's replace all the chicken for Parmborg's chicken parms with veggie patties. It's not very difficult to mold a couple of these monstrosities together to make them resemble a piece of chicken and then bread them up really quickly. A good drop in the deep fryer then covered in sauce and cheese should be enough to disguise the fact that this shit ain't chicken! The true test will be to see if the Parmborg's taste buds are as good as he claims they are. How many bites will it take before he decides something's funky? Or will he just be oblivious and gobble that shit down like he typically does? Whatever the case Vilde will have to get his runnin shoes on as the Borg will be pissed when he finds out he wasn't getting his chicken fix! @
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Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE Alias: The American Dream Born: 11/4/2004 Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 Birth Place: Austin TX USA ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada Awards: ------------------------------------------------------------ Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame Alias: The Madness Born: 11/4/2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 1 Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1 S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3 S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2 S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0 S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3 S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2 S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3 S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0 S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4 S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2 S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4 S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9 S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8 S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4 S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3 S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0 S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1 S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1 S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2 S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1 S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0 S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1 S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0 S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0 S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0 S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0 S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0 S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1 S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0 S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0 S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3 S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0 S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0 S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Statistics: S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0 S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0 S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0 S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0 S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0: S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0: S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0: S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0: S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1: S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0: S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1: S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0: S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0: S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0: S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0: S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0: S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0: ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics: S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0 S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1 S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0 S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0 S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S40 SWE: WJC Cup S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S48 SWE: Gold Medal S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S50 Cal: Challenge Cup S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star S56 Cal: McBride Nomination S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame Alias: Vliddy Born: 11/4/1993 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68 S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75 S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59 S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67 S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74 S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78 S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67 S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73 S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55 S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38 S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42 S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73 S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73 S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11 S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09 S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08 S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11 S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10 S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20 S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10 S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16 S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03 S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45 S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27 S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11 S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03 S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02 S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09 S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16 S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14 S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17 S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21 S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12 S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12 S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06 S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23 S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16 S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12 S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14 S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08 S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12 S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18 S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team S26 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Tex: Alternate Captain S28 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Swe: Silver Medal S28 Swe: Gold Medal S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame S29 Tex: Alternate Captain S29 Swe: Gold Medal S30 Tex: Alternate Captain S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S31 Tex: Alternate Captain S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S33 Tex: Captain S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star S34 Tex: Captain S35 Swe: Silver Medal S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner S39 Tex: Alternate Captain S40 Tex: Alternate Captain
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Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season SHL Regular Season S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championships S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67 1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62 1x Four Star Cup - S60 1x Laurifer Trophy - S60 2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- #71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championship S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M S41: Traded from HAL to VAN S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S57: Retired from the SHL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52 7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57 4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55 6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53 3x MAN Captain - S47-S49 3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46 1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41 1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41 1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41 1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41 1x WJC Silver Medal - S40 1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unofficial Awards Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49
lilstifler
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Sandis Darzins
It will be sunny morning in middle of April. I will wake up do my things and then go to training. Locker room will be quiet because I'm first of all players right there. I'm second year player so I know something about other players. But this time I will prank rookies in St. Louis. I want to swap their jerseys to each other before game. So it is the right time for that. I will do that in game day and then we have not trainings before game. Only warm up before game and before that I will swap their jerseys. It will be funny, for me definitely. My teammates are funny guys so I think that they will not be mad about this little joke. We understand each other. I hope that rookies will understand and will change right jerseys before game. So yea, that's it. I'm not a big joker and I don't like to prank someone a lot but this time I can do this for fun.
Me and the boys turn @
hotdog living room into a rink.
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64- SMJHL career: -Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38 S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27 S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23 SMJHL playoff stats S63 | DNQ S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5 S65 | DNQ ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47 S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42 S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34 S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50 S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57 SHL playoff stats S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2 S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6 S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2 S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13 S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15 | D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63 SMJHL career: -Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft -Traded to St Louis in S43 SHL career: -Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft -Traded to New England S53 -Traded to New Orleans S55 -Free Agent to Atlanta S57 -Traded to Buffalo S59 -Voted to the all rookie team S44 -Won Challenge Cup [48] -Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51] -1st team allstar [55] -2nd team allstar [50] -3rd team allstar [51, 58] ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39 S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61 SMJHL playoff stats S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5 S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20 ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55 S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55 S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59 S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66 S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67 S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63 S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88 S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93 S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78 S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90 S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120 S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128 S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91 S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143 S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134 S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104 S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119 S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99 S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90 S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71 Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817 SHL playoff stats S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15 S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17 S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11 S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29 S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60 S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13 S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18 S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9 S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16 S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6 S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11 S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10 S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6 | Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56| Forge Regular Season Records: S60: 30-33-3 S61: 30-27-9 S62: 32-25-9 S63: 34-22-10 S64: 38-23-5 Forge Post Season Records: S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Regular Season Records: S44: 23-21-6 6th place S45: 30-16-4 2nd place S46: 26-21-3 4th place S47: 25-20-5 6th place S48: 26-22-2 6th place S49: 21-25-4 10th place S50: 29-18-3 2nd place S51: 28-16-6 2nd place S52: 21-23-6 9th place S53: 29-18-3 3rd place S54: 22-23-5 8th place S55: 35-12-3 3rd place S56: 29-17-4 3rd place Total record: 344-252-54 ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Post Season Records: S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine Player page | Player updates
This season, there was a prank that crossed international lines. The Federation Heads came in to the locker rooms soon after midnight with the rumblings of a big change that required some trades to take place. In the USA, no one was safe as the top lines and pairs were carved up and shipped out to Sweden and Switzerland. Some were hesitant to go while others did what their country asked of them. Aleister Cain, who would have truly become Swiss Cheese, called out the head office for such a stupid new rule. Seven new faces arrived in the USA locker room, looking to make the most of the American way with guns and freedom.
Some figured it out right away and either called bullshit or played along, but in the end, the prank was revealed and the temporary visas expired. The locker room guests cleared out back to their home countries and the American heroes returned from abroad. Everyone started to prep for the new tournament coming this offseason.
credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy
MarlinManiac4
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Sven Svenson, who is one of my teammates and has been a good friend of mine since we were drafted to the Raptors in the same draft class, was recently promoted by the Colorado Front Office to Assistant captain on the ice as well as a "player coach" assistant role to the coaching staff. Svenson is always cool as a cucumber on the ice, but sometimes if something unexpected gets thrown at him off the ice, you can see the panic start to set in. Before our game I walked up to Svenson and told him: "Bad News. Coach came down with the flu last night and gave it to the other coaches while they were having a strategy meeting. They are all stuck in bed for a few days. You are the head coach today." At that point a few other guys I had already filled in on the joke started bombarding Sven with requests for more ice time. Sven's reaction was like a deer in headlights as he stumbled around his words trying to answer all the requests without offending anyone. Then coach walked out of his office and strolled across the locker room looking 100% healthy. As the dawn of realization crept up on Sven's face we all broke out laughing in which i was barely able to get out an "april fools!" since i was laughing so hard. Sven did not think it was nearly as funny as he threw a roll of stick tape at us as we scrambled away. It all worked out for the better as we went out on the ice that night feeling loose and came away with a win. Although I have a feeling I may have to watch my back for next years April fools day.
Sig By Carpy48
Selected #14 Overall to the Colorado Raptors
Selected #9 Overall to the Calgary Dragons
Bradley Barkov|D|S52-?|Finland|571 TPE Regular Season
S52 SMJHL|GP:50|G:2|A:8|P:10|Plus/Minus:-14|PIM:34|Hits:39|Shots:39|Shot %:5.13%|Shots Blocked:51|PP Stats: 2G 4A 6P
Post-Season
S52 SMJHL|GP:6|G:2|A:3|P:5|Plus/Minus:+2|PIM:5|Hits:4|Shots:13|Shot %:15.38%|Shots Blocked:1|PP Stats: 1G 1A 2P
WJC
S51|GP:19|G:1|A:4|P:5|Plus/Minus:-12|PIM:2|Hits:20|Shots:10|Shot %:10%|Shots Blocked:24|PP Stats: 0G 1A 1P
S52|GP:15|G:1|A:3|P:4|Plus/Minus:-2|PIM:10|Hits:11|Shots:20|Shot %:5%|Shots Blocked:13|PP Stats: 0G 1A 1P
IIHF
S52|GP:12|G:0|A:1|P:1|Plus/Minus:+2|PIM:2|Hits:1|Shots:1|Shot %:0%|Shots Blocked:7|PP Stats: 0G 0A 0P
Tom fiddler pulled a hilarious prank on Michael Fitted. Fitted has a habit of showing up last to practice, so Fiddler has all the time in the world to do shenanigans to his locker and his equipment before he arrives. First of all, he replaced fitted's top shelf burbon with bottom shelf burbon. And yes, this burbon was in his locker room, because daddy fitted needs his medicine. Secondly, he replaced fitted's jersey with his own, leaving the number the same, so that it appeared at a glace to be fitteds, but actually read "Fiddler" on the back. Thereafter, Fitted's soul belonged to him, and every goal scored by fitted was added to Fiddler's stats, which is why he has 7 points right now instead of none. It was based on a dark ritual and borne of darkness, but it was hilarious and totally worth it. Fitted was pissed.
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE S67: WJC Silver S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX S69: WJC Bronze [S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender [S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52 * = First Place Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393 SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | | IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | | SHL Regular Season Stats Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10 S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17 S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14 S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20 S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20 S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20 S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14 S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26 S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20 S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4 S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39 SHL Playoff Stats Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0 S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0 S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0 S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2 S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0 SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42 SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5 SMJHL Regular Season Stats S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898 S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237 S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313 S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202 SMJHL Playoff Stats S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433 S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356 S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151 S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261 Awards S49 Four Star Cup S50 Four Star Cup S51 Laurifer Trophy S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP S52 IIHF Gold Medal S53 IIHF Bronze Medal S54 The Winless Season S54 IIHF Silver Medal S55 IIHF Gold Medal S56 IIHF Silver Medal S57 IIHF Silver Medal S58 IIHF Silver Medal S60 IIHF Silver Medal S61 IIHF GoldMedal IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain S56: Silver S57: Silver S58: Silver S59: DNQ S60: Silver S61: Gold S62: DNQ S68: Lost 1st Round S69: Bronze Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG
The setup to the prank was simple. Don't say a word to anyone on the team after the trade. Make them think they are dealing with a mute. And oh boy did it work. They thought I just wasn't around. Not really showing up to trainings never giving out advice or answering questions just straight up go to work and go home, no friends and no conversing. Great on theory and early application. The problem came when I got lost in that world. I stopped talking to everyone in the hockey world so when the time came to reveal the prank I thought about it. I hadn't talked this whole time, I wasnt going to be funny I was just an asshole. So when the time came to reveal, I choked. So now I just have to wait a whole year before I finally reveal that I'm not a mute, just an asshole.
gurbs
This year as a whole the Toronto North Stars will not win a game for a league-wide April Fool's prank. You see, people will think... how is this a joke on the league? Well you see, we are going to be the ones laughing when we win 50 in a row and sweep through the playoffs in about 10 years. I know we have become the laughing stock of the league but just give us about 10 more years of a rebuild and you'll see who is laughing. Another April fools joke we will be shutting down our visitor's locker room for the rest of the season and players will have to get dressed at their hotel and come to the rink... just like the peewee days. So we'll see who will be the ones laughing... (cries internally)(clown face meme)
Tony Soprano | C | #99 | Anchorage Armada | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden Anchorage Armada Alumni Height: 6ft 3in Weight: 300 lbs Birthplace: Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S49 | Drafted 9th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL) S70 | Drafted 20th Overall by the Philadelphia ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ S71 (ANC) | “Ideen Fallah” (SMJHL MVP) Award Winner | SMJHL Regular Season: SMJHL Playoffs: International Play: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season: S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts SHL Playoffs: International Play: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
First-Name Last-Name | C | #29 | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden | Retired S69 || PEAK TPE: 1667 Toronto North Stars Alumni Colorado Raptors Alumni Height: 6ft 0in Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Canada Player Type: Offensive Forward ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S49 | Drafted 58th Overall by the Colorado Raptors (SMJHL) S50 | Drafted 43th Overall by the Edmonton Blizzard (SHL) S52 | Traded to Toronto North Stars(SHL) S53 | Called-up to SHL (Rookie Season) | S59 | Selected 4th overall by Philadelphia Forge in Expansion Draft | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Stats / Achievements SMJHL Regular Season: S49 (COL) | 50 GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10 P | 42.86 FO% | 12.77 SHT% | 12:06 TOI | S50 (COL) | 50 GP | 12 G | 16 A | 28 P | 48.98 FO% | 15.00 SHT% | 14:24 TOI | S51 (COL) | 50 GP | 13 G | 21 A | 34 P | 46.15 FO% | 11.11 SHT% | 17:01 TOI | S52 (COL) | 50 GP | 22 G | 25 A | 47 P | 51.38 FO% | 16.42 SHT% | 20:14 TOI | SMJHL Playoffs: S49 (COL) | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 50.00 FO% | 7.69 SHT% | 15:11 TOI | S50 (COL) | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 54.11 FO% | 3.13 SHT% | 12:16 TOI | S51 (COL) | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 45.45 FO% | 15.38 SHT% | 17:23 TOI | S52 (COL) | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 44.76 FO% | 12.50 SHT% | 21:07 TOI | International Play: S49 WJC (CAN) | 15 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 70.00 FO% | 00.00 SHT% | 8:03 TOI | S50 WJC (CAN) | 26 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | 58.04 FO% | 13.24 SHT% | 12:59 TOI | S51 WJC (CAN) | 30 GP | 13 G | 15 A | 28 P | 53.56 FO% | 13.56 SHT% | 19:28 TOI | S52 WJC (CAN) | 24 GP | 8 G | 13 A | 21 P | 49.24 FO% | 13.44 SHT% | 19:45 TOI | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: S50 (COL) | Four Star Cup Finalist | S50 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner | S51 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain | S51 WJC (CAN) | Named co-GM | S51 WJC (CAN) | GOLD Medal Winner | S51 WJC (CAN) | Tournament MVP Nominee | S52 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain | S52 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner | S52 (SMJHL) | Nominated for the "Ron Bolt Trophy - Most Sportsmanlike Player" | S52 (COL) | "Potato Chips” (Top Offensive Forward) Award Winner | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Stats / Achievements [/pbl]SHL Regular Season: S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts S54 TOR | 50GP | 12G | 7 A | 19P | 95 sog | 12.63sh% | 2 ppp | 16 hit | 29 blk | 121 fpts S55 TOR | 50GP | 11G | 8 A | 19P | 85 sog | 12.94sh% | 2 ppp | 25 hit | 18 blk | 114 fpts S56 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 16A | 22P | 93 sog | 6.45 sh% | 1 ppp | 21 hit | 19 blk | 120 fpts S57 TOR | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | 145sog | 7.59 sh% | 5 ppp | 32 hit | 19 blk | 178 fpts S58 TOR | 66GP | 16G | 30A | 46P | 162sog | 9.88 sh% | 4 ppp | 18 hit | 12 blk | 217 fpts S59 TOR | 66GP | 23G | 30A | 53P | 162sog | 14.20sh% | 8 ppp | 68 hit | 12 blk | 265 fpts S60 PHI | 66GP | 28G | 35A | 63P | 223sog | 12.56sh% | 16ppp | 79 hit | 81 blk | 364 fpts S61 PHI | 66GP | 24G | 34A | 58P | 230sog | 10.43sh% | 15ppp | 61 hit | 63 blk | 329 fpts S62 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 37A | 60P | 204sog | 11.27sh% | 25ppp | 114 hit | 49 blk | 339 fpts
S63 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 48A | 68P | 202sog | 9.90 sh% | 8 ppp | 96 hit | 67 blk | 363 fpts
S64 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 44 A | 64P | 221sog | 9.05 sh% | 8 ppp | 74 hit | 48 blk | 337fpts
S65 PHI | 66GP | 11 G | 36A | 47P | 185sog | 5.95sh% | 2ppp | 74 hit | 57blk | 271 fpts
S66 PHI | 66GP | 14G | 23A| 41P | 102sog | 13.73sh% | 0ppp | 63hit | 36blk | 241fpts
SHL Playoffs: S58 TOR | 19GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12P | 49 sog | 10.20sh% | 1 ppp | 24 hit | 4 blk S60 PHI | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | 23 sog | 17.39sh% | 2 ppp | 8 hit | 7 blk S61 PHI | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | 15 sog | 6.67 sh% | 0 ppp | 5 hit | 6 blk S62 PHI | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 13 sog | 7.69sh% | 1 ppp | 15 hit | 7 blk
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International Play:
S55 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 51.70 FO% | 13.97 SHT% | 16:01 TOI |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 50.30 FO% | 8.33 SHT% | 17:51 TOI |
S57 IIHF (SWE) | 19 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | 51.60 FO% | 8.79 SHT% | 16:09 TOI |
S58 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 9 G | 3 A | 12 P | 52.70 FO% | 15.35 SHT% | 14:35 TOI |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | 00.70 FO% | 11.95 SHT% | 17:55 TOI |
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Achievements:
S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner |
S52 (TOR) | “John Grossman Jr” (Team Leader in PIMs) Award Winner |
S55 (TOR) | “Chris York (Team Leader in Goals) Award Winner |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S58 (TOR) | First Career Playoff Goal (Game 1 vs SFP) |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | Named Assistant Captain |
S60 PHI | Named Assistant Captain (Inaugural season) |
S60 SHL | Named All-Star (PHI)|
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Captain |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Team Sweden CO-GM |
S60 PHI| Winner of 'The Hammer' award (Best forward on the team) |
S60 PHI | Winner of 'The Blacksmith' award (Team MVP) |
S61 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S62 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S63 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S64 PHI | Named Co-GM |
S66 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S69 PHI | Challenge Cup Champion |
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NSFL PT
Jakub Bruchevski || C || New England Wolfpack || Team Russia|| Retired Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia Height: 6 '2 " Weight: 215 lbs Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 4 Seasons S48-51 | 191 GP | 60 G | 68 A | 128 P | +3 | 85 PIM | 170 H | 22 SB | 53% FO% | SMJHL Playoffs St. Louis [/font][/size][/font][/size] S48-51 | 43 GP | 14 G | 33 A | 47 P | +29 | 35 PIM | 43 H | 55% FO% | SHL Regular Season: New England Wolfpack - 13 seasons S52-64 | 778 GP | 252 G | 276 A | 528 P | -120 | 205 PIM | 1,344 H | 1,116 SB | 236 TkA | WJC S48-51 | 67 GP | 22 G | 35 A | 57 P | +28 | 48 PIM | 56 H | 54% FO% | Drafted 17th Overall in the S49 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack Peak TPE: 1708 S58 Alternate Captain for New England S53 Presidents Trophy S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist - Russia S51 Alternate Captain for St. Louis S50 WJC Gold Medalist - Russia S50 Brandon Holmes Trophy - Top SMJHL Defensive Forward Winner
Rest In Peace Dangel
1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10
Jay Greatness || Co GM || St. Louis Scarecrows || Retired Russia GM S53-S60 St. Louis Co GM S61-S64 Jay Bryzi || RD || Baltimore Platoon || Team Russia || Name: Jay Bryzi Brithplace: Poznan, Poland Height: 6-5 Weight: 215 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 3 Seasons S70-S72 | 188 GP | 34 G | 63 A | 97 P | -28 | 112 PIM | 379 H | 346 SB | 159 TkA | SMJHL Playoffs: St. Louis Scarecrows S71-S72 | 27 GP | 7 G | 13 A | 20 P | 2 | 10 PIM | 46 H | 51 SB | 27 TkA | Baltimore Platoon S73 | 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | 8 | 24 PIM | 57 H | 68 SB | 45 TkA | S74 | 66 GP | 8 G | 32 A | 40 P | 44 | 37 PIM | 61 H | 66 SB | 41 TkA | S75 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | 19 | 20 PIM | 70 H | 91 SB | 70 TkA | S76 | 66 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | 34 | 36 PIM | 62 H | 108 SB | 49 TkA | S77 | 66 GP | 9 G | 24 A | 33 P | 19 | 44 PIM | 65 H | 136 SB | 76 TkA | S78 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | 4 | 42 PIM | 61 H | 138 SB | 47 TkA | SHL Playoffs S73 | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 | 4 PIM | 9 H | 9 SB | 6 TkA | S74 | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 8 H | 8 SB | 7 TkA | S75 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 12 H | 13 SB | 12 TkA| S76 | 23 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 16 H | 39 SB | 18 TkA| S77 | 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 11 SB | 8 TkA| S78 | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 3 | 4 PIM | 17 H | 40 SB | 17 TkA| S74 SHL All Star Fan Vote S72 4 Star Cup Champion STL Drafted 11th overall in the S70 SMJHL draft by St. Louis Drafted 9th overall in the S71 SHL draft by Baltimore S70-S72 Alternate Captain for St. Louis
Keygan
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