Whether you're new to the SHL, new to simulation leagues in general, or have been here before, there are plenty of reasons why the St. Louis Scarecrows might be the right team for you! St. Louis is a pretty great team if you want to be active in the league. We have a friendly, supportive locker room and our team has a warm, dry sense of humor. We have very proud and vocal alumni, and we firmly believe in "the more, the merrier".
The last couple of seasons have been rough for our team, for sure. We didn't draft well last season, and have made first round exits in the Playoffs. Couple that with losing players to age, inactivity, and the SHL, and we're in rebuilding stage before making a good Cup run.
That's where you come in! I know there's a lot of these threads to fill out, so I'll keep ours brief.
Player Name:
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim?
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
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Player Name: Kermit Murphy
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows? PM me about it
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick? Super speed
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim? Big Poppa - Notorious BIG
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it? Just cheese, a root beer on the side probably idk
11-12-2020, 02:12 PM(This post was last modified: 11-12-2020, 02:12 PM by bjkman.)
Player Name: Greg "Taskmaster" Davies
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
I'm interested in any team that will accept me as a player who will do his tasks every week and level up until he is good enough to be called up to the big league. I'm a community player (I'm still in every discord of my past PBE and ISFL teams) who will enjoy his time in the locker room with any team. St. Louis could be an awesome experience for me!
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
Teleportation but like Google Maps rules where you can only teleport where you can see. You can't be too overpowered! I'm lazy but I like the option where I can't be sooo lazy where I don't need to do at least a bit of work.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim?
But you ask me "If we're all celebrating, why are the lyrics important?" well they aren't but, I just want to hear a crowd rock out to
"Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey
I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny"
It's Ironic because I'm successful by scoring a goal.
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
I like Pepperoni and Green Olive as my go-to pizza combination, but switching out Green Olives for Sausage or Pineapple once in a blue moon is just as good of a choice. I'm a big wings and Italian subs guy so those go great on the side, but most often then not I won't order breadsticks because they are pretty much just pizza crust. I will order Coca-cola products if they have that or Dr. Pepper, with Pepsi products I go with Pepsi & Genadine. I'm not an alcohol guy.
11-12-2020, 02:14 PM(This post was last modified: 11-12-2020, 02:16 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)
Player Name: #A-Rye Izzy
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Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
Absolutley, STL is one of the greatest franchises of all time. I would be honoured!
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
Id choose what ever super power Joe K is using. He's a smart fella.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim?
Your the best - Karate Kid Song.
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
Pepperoni, Sausage, Feta Cheese and Green Olives... with Orange Soda!
#Delicious.
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Once a crow, always a crow
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
That's a tough one, so many good choices. I guess time/space travel?
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim?
Another tough choice. Ding dong the witch is dead? Ja-ja Ding Dong? TBD
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
Feta Cheese and Bacon, sometimes pepperoni too.
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
I guess maybe a better question here is do YOU want me to play for the St. Louis Scarecrows? In all seriousness, this will be my first simulation league and I have zero preference on who ends up drafting me as long as I have the availability to have a good relationship with the teammates that I play with! I'm completely open in terms of questioning and all of the above! I'm about as much of a "free" agent as you can get. In terms of your team, I love your team logo, so I guess that gets you bonus points!
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
I would definitely choose to have the ability to be invisible whenever I wanted! I would definitely only use this power for good things, there's no way I'd do anything bad... Or would I?
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim?
We Are The Champions by Queen! Perhaps this will reign true in S57 if you draft me!
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
I'm pretty laid back when it comes to putting things on pizza. I enjoy pepperoni, meat, peppers, you name it! I might not choose to have pineapple on my pizza if I had the power to, but there's something that I can't live without when I eat pizza at home or at a restaurant. Ranch dressing! I dip my pizza in ranch dressing for every bite and it's next-level delicious. On a non-pizza related note, I pretty much dip everything in ranch! #ketchupisgross
Player Name: Luc Blouin Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows? I'm open to playing for anyone, I want to have a new experience with this new player so I am open to anywhere. If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick? I would have the ability to give out and take back super powers from others. What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim? I'd go old school with Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it? I like almost anything on pizza, except anchovies, that shit is gross.
Player Name: Max Müller
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows? Yes. I was once told that St Louis was one of the best two teams to be on. The GMs are also very nice people. I also heard Serpe is on the team.
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick? Superpowers always seem to be more trouble than they're worth so I would pick nothing.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim? I have no idea.
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it? Ham, mushroom and sweetcorn. Gotta have coke with it. Also those garlic mushrooms as a starter. Also the bowls of salad (actually just pasta lol) that come free with the pizza.
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
Definitely, being a DFA for St. Louis was an awesome experience, being able to come back full time would be an honor.
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
I always thought telekinesis would be a cool super power, could be subtle but also really cool. Also being able to block and shoot pucks with my mind would be a cool advantage on the ice!
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
Can never go wrong with sausage, mushroom and green peppers with a side of wings
11-12-2020, 06:25 PM(This post was last modified: 11-12-2020, 06:25 PM by r0tzbua.)
Player Name: Finn von Murphenstein
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
I loved being with ya'll as a DFA and while it's hard to say as a totally new player, I liked what I saw
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
Being invisible. Don't ask further questions, thank you.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim?
Falco - Vienna Calling
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
Salami, Prosciutto, Mushrooms and corn. And a nice sour on the side (in summer) or a good IPA (in winter). And then throw some Tabasco on that boi.
Player Name: Roboute Guilliman
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows? I am definitely interested in playing for you guys. Seeing that you guys are in a rebuilding time I would love to come in and help in anyway I can. My goal is to be a reliable player my team can count on.
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick? I have always wanted the ability to slow down time. Not that because I move very fast but that my mind can slow everything down and take in and process everything super quickly.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim? Being a music nerd my song would be "Brooklyn" by the Youngblood Brass Band.
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it? My pizza order is Ham and Pineapple with BBQ sauce instead of marinara sauce. With a Root-beer or Cream soda.
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
For sure. I'd be happy to play for anyone. I will say you guys have a really unique brand, and that's pretty intriguing.
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
Honestly? I'd take "super billionaire" or whatever Batman has. I'm not going to have scientists coming after me to test me or whatever, and maybe I can make some charities happy, too.
Or flight.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim? Superman - Goldfinger
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
Pepperoni extra cheese. I'm a simple guy with simple tastes. Although sometimes an alfredo sauce pizza with chicken, bacon, and light onion is pretty good, too.
Player Name: Zayne Rotzbua ( not to be confused with the user r0tzbua)
Are you interested in playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows?
Hell yeah. I've enjoyed my time here so far.
If you could pick any superpower to have and use, what would you pick?
The ability to absorb all the superpowers.
What would be your personal goal song if we could introduce those to the sim? The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me the music video must be played on screen
What do you put on your pizza? Do you order any sides or drinks with it?
pepperoni, or chicken bacon ranch. Gotta get some cheezy breads.
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