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*thevoicelesscreator* · 12-05-2020, 05:38 PM

jtam · 12-05-2020, 05:55 PM

Hammarberg is a defensively minded two-way forward for the Hamilton Steelhawks. His attributes are very well rounded, and this translates to Hammarberg’s off-ice life as well. In many situations in Hammarberg’s off-ice life, his on-ice attributes have been absolutely vital in helping Hammarberg in many situations. Hammarberg’s two top attributes are strength and stamina, which have come in very handy in his side gig as an Ikea furniture builder. Hammaberg is the only person around that brings all the boxes and assembles the furniture so his strength and stamina are top notch. Another attribute that Hammarberg brings is his puckhandling skills. With his soft hands, he has grasped the technique required to cook at a high level with his soft and strong hands. A lot of his other attributes are all around the same, but the standout stat is his shooting accuracy, which has helped him aim his pee into the toilet bowl without missing.

eMLBCommish · 12-05-2020, 06:01 PM

This is a good one. It starts with being able to read the situation, both from an offensive and defensive stand point. So let's do this behind my fancy new Ford Explorer Platinum SUV that I bought as a present for being called up. As you assess your options while driving on the road, you need to read the cars in front of you in order to plan your route and pass safely through the defense....err, others vehicles. When some knuckle head makes an erroneous move in front of a tractor trailer, you need to trust your agility and instincts to be able to defensively read how the moment will unfold before your eyes, and make the proper course calculations to recover from the sudden surprise, and to thwart the potentially hazardous moment from forming. Reflexes will always stay sharp, and staying calm in a moment like that through your mental toughness in such a situation will allow you to safely get to the arena....or to your girlfriend's place when she says her roommates aren't there.

***boom*** · 12-05-2020, 06:40 PM

Bravery is definitely one of the bigger attributes that helps William Hartmann in his everyday life. It takes a lot of bravery to be willing to drive on the roads of Edmonton in winter, and Hartmann has been getting more used to the snowy weather in his time with the Blizzard. While Switzerland has its share of icy roads, Hartmann didn't drive much there, and Vancouver is more rainy winters than flat-out snow. You never know when you're going to have to drive without the aid of road lines because they're buried under the snow. Defensive Read is another very useful attribute, as it allows Hartmann to react quickly to people who don't know how to handle Edmonton's icy road conditions and keep himself safe. Even when not driving, Balance is an extremely useful skill to have when the sidewalks are iced over from a late-night snowstorm, keeping Hartmann healthy and tearing it up for the Blizzard.

Evok · 12-05-2020, 07:38 PM

Reflexes, Mental Toughness and Stamina is probably everything that can help Doyle in her day-to-day life. Not that the others are irrelevant, but they are clearly not as useful. Reflexes is something that is extremely useful to have to avoid injuries in any menial task or to catch up eggs rolling off the counter when you are cooking. She saved many meals by being able to catch them before falling. On another subject, Elizabeth Doyle really likes hikes, especially those called ‘via ferrata’ which are climbing path employing steel cables, rungs or ladders fixed on the rocks. This require a lot of stamina to fully enjoy a through hike of them and the mental toughness is taxed a lot when you consider being so high on the cliff and your life only depending on a steel cable. She could probably not enjoy them as much as she currently does if it wasn’t of those abilities she has.

**JaytheGreat** · 12-05-2020, 09:52 PM

In my mind the most important attribute for off the ice would be mental toughness. Mental toughness really isn't just for goalies, it's something Jakub relies on a daily basis. Even when I'm not on the ice, life still throws a lot of things at you which will cause a lot of stress. It's that high level of mental toughness that keeps Jakub going, while playing in a foreign country away from his family and most of his friends. Plus having the toughness let's block out things like trade rumors or if my contract extension is held and keeps me focused on playing my best on the ice and being the best off the ice.

Another attribute I think Jakub excels in his positioning off the ice, he's been told many times that he's at the right place at the right, going all the way back to when he was the last player to get to try out for his travel hockey team in St. Petersburg.

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PremierBromanov · 12-05-2020, 10:19 PM

Tom Fiddler's Puck handling and Stick checking are his most important skills in the real world. He is a champion hot dog eater and his dexterity and defensive skills not only help him handle the hogs at lightning speed, but also allow him to upset his opponents dogs as well, lifting a weiner here and there during a scarfing attempt by those close by. Imagine how quickly he can spin the dog betwixt his fingies. Like a drumstick, he spins one two fullr evolutions and then halts at a vertical angle, swiftly dunks that dog in the mustard sauce, another 3 revolutions, spraying mustard everywhere while also deflecting would-be hot dog jousts, and then a deft lift of the hot dog to parry, nay, riposte the opponents strike, before tossing it down the moist hallway that is his gullet. these moves may not strictly be legal in the hot dog world, but barriers are meant to be broken. History will forget the rule-followers.

enigmatic · 12-05-2020, 10:28 PM

Jasper Maximov is a quarterback on the ice. He is an aggressive player and he applies what he thinks works on the ice when he's out at the club with his friends and teammates.

"Getting Open", "Offensive Read", "Shooting Accuracy", you could apply those to finding chicks at the bar and act like a total player, right? Win/Win/Win situations. If they aren't already impressed by the fact that you're a hockey player who got drafted by a team in the middle of nowhere where's it's colder than probably Antarctica, they sure will be with all your skills. Add to that the help of Boris and Teylora Petrov who make a living out of passing you the puck (in our scenario, the puck is the chick), then you are in business.

Sure, as in real life, Jasper misses most shots he takes when he goes out but he does end up scoring sometimes. His more interesting teammates like Zdenko Beranek and William Salming end up with the best dating percentage but Jasper will just keep trying.

KlusteR · 12-05-2020, 11:10 PM

Markus' heavy focus in his first few seasons in the big leagues was to sharpen his Mental Toughness, as he saw the Chiefs, now the Monarchs, enter a rebuilding phase. 30 minutes of meditation every day, including a 5 minute period kneeling in front of his net, has helped him tremendously in dealing with day-to-day frustrations. Now, he hardly ever panics when things start going awry. Pipe burst in the kitchen? Fix the breach as best as possible, then call the plumber - no fussing over possible leaks or general dampness, just do the thing. See a cat quickly crossing the street as you're speeding through a residential area? Quickly swerve onto the sidewalk, expertly avoiding all pedestrians (and hedges) as you preserve the sacred 6th of the 9 lives this feline has accumulated, in his journey through limited reincarnation. All those small bothers don't trigger any more anxiety in Markus, as he feels these deeds pale in comparison with the task of stopping the 17 other teams' offensive arsenal night in, night out. Meditation does work.

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Steelhead77 · 12-05-2020, 11:39 PM

Esa Parmborg has very high Puck Handling in his build, noted by the abbreviation PH, which in his real life translates to Parm Handling. Obviously this skill has benefited him greatly in this side career as a competitive eating champion. Having high skill in Puck/Parm Handling allows him to shove the parms into his mouth at a very high rate with no wasted motions, it's truly a sight to behold. Hand over fist shoveling chicken parms into his fat face Parmborg has excelled to the top of the competitive eating circuit. He's currently training for the winter parm championships but has one threat to his parm crown, a cagey veteran named Kata Vilde who's been working on his Puck/Parm Handling during the off-season. There's a big battle ahead and while Parmborg currently has the edge in Puck/Parm Handling with an 18 rating and should dominate the competition once again, Vilde sits at a 9 rating but has a lot of banked tpe and could catch up quickly. This will be a story to watch moving fwd, but for now nobody can touch Esa Parmborg in the Puck/Parm Handling department.

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History -
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

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juniped · 12-06-2020, 12:25 AM

PBE affiliate

***goldenglutes*** · 12-06-2020, 01:20 AM

oh yeah you already know who it is guy zheng back for another season this time using his Fighting skills off ice. now, i know what you're thinking, fighting? he's out there getting into fights? what an idiot. and yes, you would be correct. guy zheng is out there getting into fights off the ice, but it's not the kind of fights that you're thinking of. he's out there fighting with his inner demons, trying to become not only a better person, but ultimately, a better gamer. because we all know once we have reached inner peace, we'll be able to frag out with the best of them. the best of them being Gabriel "GoneWild" @Gwdjohnson Johnson hell yeah let's go we out here reaching nirvana and shit with our ability to fight ourselves damn that's kind of poetic and pretty sick. also definitely shooting range so guy break the world record for furthest cum trajectory hell yeah let's get it

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Symmetrik · 12-06-2020, 01:45 AM

PBE PT

Jala · 12-06-2020, 03:55 AM

The Zoidberg family owns a trucking company and SZ3 has spent time working alongside his family in the off-season and prior to playing hockey professionally. Some of his skills that he honed for playing on the ice also translate to his ability to drive a long haul tractor. Having spent time working on his stamina not only increases his ability to play longer shifts but also stay more focused while driving long periods on the road. Along with that SZ3 has a knack to be speedy and agile, on the ice and on the highway. SZ3 and his puck handling abilities also translate to his shifting abilities and when you have as many gears as a Peterbilt has the better you are at shifting the better. His ability to quickly shift through the gears smoothly means he can accelerate better then other drivers. Passing is an important skill when you're driving on the highway and he has that in spades and SZ3 uses that ability to cut through slower moving traffic safely and accurately. When you're on the road you never know when someone will try to steal your load so his shooting accuracy and range with a stick also translate to a shotgun and he's been able to keep off potential thieves with ease. Positioning matters when you're in a tight spot trying to back your trailor in, so having a good ability to position himself on the ice also helps him back in to bays with ease.

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FleshBagSoup · 12-06-2020, 05:18 AM

Slimey Snail doesn’t really stand out in one attribute but has most of his tpe in things like strength and hitting so the first thought would be something fighting related but since he has nothing invested into fighting I figured that sumo wrestling would be a bit more fitting. Snail has fifteen checking, hitting, and strength which would give him enough force behind what he needs to do in a match. He also has fifteen positioning, defensive read, and balance to help on the other side of the pushing. But on the other hand Snail only has nine aggression and eleven bravery which might hinder how much he can do offensively. Being five feet tall and weighing 300 pounds with plenty of power, Slimey would probably be annoying to go against. He would use all of his physical prowess to win as much as he can so he can continue eating as many snails as he can afford.

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