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***Toast*** · 12-07-2020, 06:39 PM

For the low price of $210 SHL million buck-er-oo's you can get a ticket to the next Minnesota Monarchs fantasy camp. For this price:

- Get to choose the next rebranding of the team (MUST INCLUDE A NEON COLOUR IN TEAM COLOURS)
- Have pride in knowing that you are funding at least a few season's of Tinke's weekly training
- Get tagged for shots in Discord by Jack Klompus at least three times on a Wednesday night of your choosing
- Will be given an access code to simulate SHL seasons and have the honour to spend 200 unpaid hours trying to improve the team
- Get to line-up for a practice with the Monarchs squad where Teg must have his back towards the shooters
- Get to sit in the Gibbles seat for many home games and be served delicious food prepared by Mika (wait, why isn't she on the ice)
- And more!

Subject to change. The Monarchs look forward to getting more fans involved with the team!

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BasedMinkus · 12-07-2020, 06:50 PM

The Rage will be hosting a special fantasy camp for 60 lucky season ticket holders and will be hosted in Manhattan. Past and present legends will be there for this fun filled event. These players include:

Matthias Chouinard
Luke Thomason
Roy Razin
Tommy Creller
Phineas Gold
Jason Aittokalio
Peter Larson.

This event will feature a QA session with noted interview legend Vlad McZehrl. Let him dazzle you with his round about answers and watch him point out why he is the greatest player in the world. You can also take part in a hardest shot competition with the man with the scariest shot, Roy Razin. 15 lucky fans will get to take part in a shootout competition with noted sieve, Rage goalie Jason Aittokalio, while 15 others get to have the privilege of playing against a great goalie in Peter Larson. Finally, for all the stat nerds, fans will go home with spreadsheet after spreadsheet of stats and other unwanted facts from google sheet overlord Luke Thomason. This is sure to be a fun event for all.

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**leafs1997** · 12-07-2020, 07:53 PM

This is a once in a lifetime season opportunity! Come and join your beloved Kelowna Knights on the S57 Fantasy Camp, being held in Kelowna, BC! This opportunity will be granted to the lucky 50 participants, drawn from the pool of season ticket holders. You're allowed to bring along 1 guest! You'll get the opportunity to pick the brilliant minds of GM, Katth, and co-GM, Naosu in one-on-one interview sessions. Rumor has it that Coach Teddy park will be around as well, be sure to ask him about that time he got fined! You'll have the opportunity to attend games against the Nevada Battleborn, Anchorage Armada, and Maine Timber live during this week-long camp! The Quadruplets, Vlastislav Malik, Cian McFelter, Robert Feltersnatch, and Brennan Huff will be on hand to pick the lucky winner of the annual draw. Winner gets $1000 off the bargain price of $7398.26 (select items included)! What a deal! Come one, come all!

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Roamus · 12-07-2020, 08:25 PM

Welcome to the 2020 New Orleans Specters Fantasy Camp! We have some fantastic news this years as our Specter's star players in Kaspars Claude and Lyle Odelein III will be joining us during our different weekend activities.

For 6969$ (nice)(taxes included), you will get:

A five-night stay at the famous Windsor Court Hotel as well as all the spa time you can get! This include all the services, Gym, Pool, Ice rink(to get the rust off for some of ya) as well as the morning fees and 4x3 course meals for 2 people.
three practices and One Alumni game with your favorite alumni and current players with the possibility for 5 free beers.
A chance to get one Game worn jerseys from Kaspars or Lyle(from last year's playoffs)
A chance to win season tickets in the VIP lounge
Pictures with all Alumni and Players
2 tickets for the game against their conference rivals(date to be determined)

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Snoopdogg · 12-07-2020, 09:26 PM

This season the Edmonton Blizzard will be launching their first ever SHL Fantasy Training Camp. The following current and former Blizzard players will help make this be a memorable experience: Tony Pepperoni, Theo Kane, Tor Tuck and Hercules Rockefeller. Each will be available at different times on different days throughout your stay.

All included for one person at the cheap price of $5175k
- five night stay at our luxurious B&B adjacent to our second practice arena in the downtown core
- two days of practice with all Alumni
- two day tournament style elimination games with Alumni included
- one full day alone with the Alumni of your choice
- catch a home and home back to back games with our rivals the Calgary Dragons (weekend after the camp)
- $500 gift card for our merchandise boutique SHL MERCH STORE
- two tickets to next season home opener
- pictures
- and raffle for one of our Alumni playing stick (tbd)

Mazatt · 12-08-2020, 12:10 AM

The Edmonton Blizzard fantasy camp is back and it's got all of the greatest ventures you could ever imagine! Two separate offers of $3950 CAD are a low low price to pay for prospects of tomorrow to beat the players of today. The first offer runs from January 12th to the 15th, while the second offer runs from the 28th to the 30th of January.

You got a future SHLer in your family? Get them out there for the 2nd intermission of the game to play against Eddy Ask Jr, and any other Edmonton Blizzard that gets suspended for when this offer is valid! If you're lucky, Julio Tokolosh will get caught with an illegal build and your kids can play against a literal cow in intermission! When you purchase the Fantasy Camp you or your kids are automatically entered into a raffle for this presitigous event.

The big lights aren't your deal? Purchasing the fantasy bundle offers YOUR kids the ability to attend TWO Edmonton Blizzard practices! Following those practices, young tykes are cordially invited to the Blizz-scrimm, a game of hockey between your children, and any of the Blizzard players who feel like staying afterwards! (Please note that Axel Foley and Kyle Sutton are the only players liable to stay out for the scrimmage, if Daniel LaForest continues to be the lowest scorer on the team he will also be liable to stay on the ice).

Not only will your little ones get the offer of a life time of playing against the Blizzard in a scrimmage, they will also get to attend two Blizzard home games, where kids will get to see Blizzard legends Brady McIntyre or Tor Tuck, pending on the selected dates of their package*. If you are part of the bundle beginning on January 12th, you will get to watch Edmonton play the reigning Four-star cup champions the night they begin attending camp, and on the last night you will get to see Tor Tuck in the flesh play against his old club as the Winnipeg Jets are visiting town! For the offer on the 28th, you open up the camp experience by seeing Brady McIntyre making a return to the city of overpriced public art pieces with the Atlanta Inferno coming to play, and on the final day of camp the Battle of Alberta will live strong with the Calgary Dragons making a trip through Red Deer to face the fearsome Blizzard.

*Please note, there are no guarantees of physically seeing Brady McIntyre or Tor Tuck in their returns to Edmonton, they have agreed to play the hockey games and here is no current agreement that they will acknowledge, speak to, or sign autographs for participants in the Edmonton Blizzard fantasy camp

*Keven* · 12-08-2020, 05:24 AM

Quebec City's first-ever fantasy camp will feature tons of exclusive experiences for a cost of $1991! You'll get to live the full player experience for one exciting week and have the opportunity to meet and spend time with one of Quebec's most famous alumni. The camp will feature a full schedule of attending all of Quebec's practices and team events during the week, as well as locker room access to all of Quebec's games during the week. In addition to time spent with the active roster, Buffalo Stampede forward and noteworthy Citadelle alumni Alexander Roach has offered to come back to Quebec during his off days to act as a personal coach for you! If this quality time with Roach and the Citadelles isn't enough for you, the camp also includes the following souveniers:

-A signed jersey from a player of your choosing
-A puck scored by a Citadelle during a home game
-A puck scored by a Citadelle during an away game
-A special photo with the team

C9Van · 12-08-2020, 06:30 AM

I would like to say that Jon Forty One would never go to a Vancouver Whaler one of these out of spite. Not that I think they would want me but still fuck that. As for my fantasy camp? I would do an Edmonton Blizzard one obviously since I am a part of the history there now and the line up would be just current Blizzard players since Jon Forty One has zero swing power with legends of the Blizzard. He could however make those players go for cheap through intimidation I imagine.

Perks would be just a camp that is chill and going at a pace that the players themselves want to go at. They wanna be active and busy? Sure, treat yourself! You wanna be lazy and just chat and do bugger all productive. Why the fuck not! Wouldn't be a Blizzard thing if not a chill environment. Just whatever the big players of the current Blizzard would want.

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*traphag* · 12-08-2020, 08:00 AM

This fantasy camp thing is so weird to me. Like, I thought these things were only for kids. Are there adults really blowing that kind of money on this stuff? And don't they know that alumni is the plural form of the word, so they don't need an added s and CERTAINLY don't need an apostrophe? I guess people that are dumb enough to spend their money on this stuff aren't good with grammar and stuff. Anyway, I should probably answer the question. I'm going to plan an Anaheim Outlaws fantasy camp because I'm like that. We'll have all the awesome people from the S52 championship team there. Alex Petrenko will make his finest borscht for those lucky enough to attend. Ivan Maximus will carefully select an array of cheeses to compliment the flavors of the borscht. Ethan Price will hold a seminar about how to lose money while gambling on sports (never hockey, of course, and never his own team). Since we're in Anaheim there will probably be some weird tie in with Disneyland. Maybe if people spend enough we can replace all the Disney characters with Outlungus and then give people LSD and have them go down Splash Mountain a few times or something. It's California; you can do that stuff. I know I would pay for that.

***TheFlash*** · 12-08-2020, 09:05 AM

This Saturday, Dec. 12th, the Colorado Raptors will be hosting their first Fantast Camp! Haven't you always wanted to play for your favourite team? Well, now's your chance! Come out and live two days in the life of a Colorado Raptor! Meet your favourite players from the past and present! Below is what's included for along with pricing for the weekend long event:

$950 dollars + tax will get you the following:

- Two days (Saturday and Sunday) with the team
- Will consist of participants arriving to the rink and having a meet and greet with players and staff. You will receive team official gear, such as socks, pants, jersey and gloves. A morning skate will occur, followed by splitting up into stations, each led by a member of the team.
- A tour of the facilities! See the inside of the arena, everything from how the ice is operated, all the way up to how the jumbotron is controlled!
- Former players such as Lord Raiden and Cassius Darrow will be in attendance! Along with current players Jarmo Kekalainen, Yanno Rosejac and Ruggs McOoooh.
- One night in a hotel (Saturday) and a team supper, paid for by team rookies!

CB2212 · 12-08-2020, 09:51 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen of Georgia, get ready for the first edition of the annual "Unofficial Atlanta Inferno Fantasy Camp" hosted by Inferno borderline player Carlos Brown. For the low price of 1500 Canadian dollars, you too could take the ice with Inferno legend Carlos Brown and learn how to skate like your feet are cinderblocks and how to shoot like the puck is a bowling ball. The few lucky attendees will also receive VIP treatment at Carlos' favorite nighttime establishment in Atlanta, Chuck E Cheese.

Finally, after a wonderful experience, you will be treated to another VIP night as you go and attend an Inferno game. Seats courtesy of Carlos Brown's parents season tickets.

Be the next lucky fan to have a chance to meet other Inferno stars, if they show up maybe... probably not though.

All funds will go directly to the "Teach Carlos how to Hockey" foundation in their goal of actually making this dude into a real hockey player.

***JR95*** · 12-08-2020, 10:01 AM

The people of Baltimore are in for a lovely treat with the PLatoon Fantasy Experience! for the low low price of $99.99 you can enjoy an amazing package which includes a one day no night stay in one of the cities slightly less decrepit motels, followed by a series of player meetings and signings at Baltimore's arena! To start the day off you get greeted by our opening act, Young Logo spitting rhymes you've probably heard to beats you've definitely never heard. Round the corner and you'll be greeted by our all rookie greeting team of Raiden, Nikiforov, Friedland, McMahon, Takshak and Shepherd who will hand you a bag of signed goodies and lead you on a tour of the facilities. the rest of the team is set up in the dressing room for an autograph session, well almost the rest of the team. see, back at the motel, Vili Tuga’tūga’bo’atu sits waiting for someone to order the special edition package for an extra $69.69. Those who do receive a complimentary tugging from Vili himself!

TheCC · 12-08-2020, 10:37 AM

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*fishy* · 12-08-2020, 11:06 AM

Buffalo's SHL Fantasy Camp, one attached with a $6969 price tag that Augustus Wang said was necessary, is one of a kind. To begin, guests would be getting setup in Niagara Falls, but on the Canadian side as they have the better version of the Niagara Falls, and because Canada's Niagara Falls is much nicer. They would receive a free guest basket full of weed from SHLKush.com, Wang's primary business. Helicopter flights would take them from the Falls to the City of Buffalo, where they'd be able to practice with the current team. Furthermore, they'd be able to go skating with the current league leader in points, Aron Hernadivic, and not Monkey D. Luffy @TnlAstatine. They would also be able to partake in a game with legendary Stampede alumni, like Joe Kurszewscki, who was sacrificed to the SHL Gods so Buffalo could win the title. They'd also get to experience Buffalo's game 7 overtime victory over Chicago in virtual reality. Overall its an exquisite package.

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Hordle · 12-08-2020, 11:19 AM

QUEBEC TRAINING CAMP! MEET THE PLAYERS! SPEAK FRENCH!

The Quebec Citedelles would like to invite people to come partake in a fantasy training camp for all fans! This season is the season we win the cup for Quebec! This is the season that Quebec becomes a champions home! and you can get that experience. Run drills with the team. Get a fancy special jersey. Hear all the French that is being yelled towards Tyler Ward who still doesn't understand the language!

Get your DENNY's related merchandise! One of the biggest sponsors to come out of last season. Denny's is offering a load of merch for people to win and buy at this event. There will be a signing towards the end of the camp. Denny's merch only.

All of this can be yours for a simple one time price of 420CAD per person. No refunds will be provide if Boris murders you. We're sorry but it happens.

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