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goldenglutes · 12-08-2020, 10:27 PM

oh yeah fantasy camp with the atlanta inferno is an absolute banger because we're such a new organization that any alumni that we have are still actually relevant and able to play hockey at least somewhat, although maybe not in some cases i guess. attending the camp will be famous alumni nolan sawchunk, geoff moore, keith lee, and guy o'shea. unfortunately, because they are currently on other SHL teams, geoff moore, keith lee, and guy o'shea are unable to actually participate in any playing related events for fear of injury and getting into sticky situations with insurance, so for the on-ice practices and games, it will just be nolan sawchunk out there deking kids out with filthy dangles, going forehand backhand, top shelf cheddar. just one sawchunk is enough to satisfy everyone's alumni needs -- the chunk is in his name for a reason. we'll be offering free @hotdogs and gabriel johnson @Gwdjohnson himself will be handing them out and everyone gets a little gift bag with a little montreal terminus cock cage courtesy of @Briedaqueduc. the whole experience is very worth it in my opinion

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***TheSparkyDee*** · 12-09-2020, 01:27 AM

Welcome all to the 1st Annual Winnipeg Jets Fantasy Camp!

For paying a crazy price of $13k for this experience of a lifetime! You get some special prizes to go with this experience.

First you will receive a custom made Winnipeg Jets Jersey with your name and your number of your choice.

Second you will receive a 15 home game package of your choice which games you want to choose to attend in person, you will get up to 3 tickets for each game! (NO SELLING TICKETS)

Third you will be able to play along side the greats of the past and future! Skate but also shoot around with the likes of Zakkira Diporov the rookie, and shoot those pucks at the future goalie of the Jets Vincent Mietitore. The great Goku Muerto just hit 500 points in his SHL career, and you will get to have a one of one post game interview with him to ask anything you want! (1 hour time limit)

Fourth you will get to sit in on a meeting with the GMs in there “War Room” to see what it’s like to be a big shot in the SHL!

And lastly you will have a signed 1 day contract with the team OFFICIAL SHL PAPERWORK sent in from our HO! You will be able to sign a 1 day contract and you will get to sit in on a game! Morning skate around, lunch with the team, travel with the team, be on the bench DURING the game, and finally travel back with the team to Winnipeg. You can keep the equipment given to you from that game!
Be sure to get this deal for a short time offered! It will be gone in 1 week!

Go JETS Jets

TomHanks · 12-09-2020, 08:04 AM

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Skeleton Party · 12-09-2020, 02:28 PM

The Vancouver Whalers are overjoyed to present the cash grab of a lifetime: Vancouver Whalers Fantasy Camp 2020 (Presented by Lululemon). Come experience the mediocrity as [Name Redacted] discusses his first 3 seasons with the team in the keynote speech (discussion of cup winning season is extra charge). Come experience life as a Vancouver Whaler with the following alumni:

• Luke Thomason
• Tokek Takshak
• Jean-Paul Boivin
• Sven Yxskaft
• Ryosuke Sato
• [Name Redacted]

Experience all sorts of fun activities like:

• Taking your first shot on [Name Redacted] and having it invariably go in
• Long swims in the bay while speaking whale
• Mills tossing
• Helping Koopa find his mom
• Bribing Luke for favorable rulings from the Commissioner’s Office
• Mandatory Lululemon marketing and sales seminar

All of this for the low low price of CAD 9000 (price does not actually include “all of this,” all activities, food, drink, steroids, and oxygen extra)! Sign up today for the opportunity of a lifetime!

Renomitsu · 12-09-2020, 04:12 PM

Fantasy Camp

The Buffalo Stampede Fantasy Camp makes its debut this year, Season 57, which brings along thrills with stars and rookies alike! Take your chance to meet two of the Stampede’s rookies, including defensive pair Emilia Bergman and Aumy Jr., plus some of the league’s most decorated stars in Monkey D. Luffy, Alexander Selich, and superstar goalie Elizabeth Doyle! Fantasy camp will take place shortly before the SHL Playoffs, giving you a chance to meet the Buffalo players after their toughest games of the season.

For the price of $2,500, the Buffalo Stampede camp includes:
- A 4-night stay at the ritzy Westin Buffalo, the city’s premiere 4-star hotel!
- A three-day practice and one-day game experience with Emilia Bergman and Aumy Jr.
- Attend the Stampede’s game vs. the Chicago Syndicate on Day 3 with a pre-game team meet & greet, a stay in the Presidential Suite, and post-game hangouts!
- True replicas of your favorite players’ jerseys, helmet, pants, and gloves, complete with in-person signings by the team!
- And so much more!

JayWhy · 12-09-2020, 05:36 PM

The Rage are going to have the greatest camp of all time, plain and simple. It will feature Thor Ludvigsen, mostly because he hasn't really left honestly. I don't know that he knows where he lives, he thinks he just lives here. Either way, we'll use it to our benefit.

We'll also call in Niklaus St. Croix and Nucky Toohoots for some work with the defensive side of the puck. Clyde "Shadow" Arrowny is a legend of the Rage in the old days, and we may even be able to bring in Sulak O'Hritea. These legends who played over 150 games each for the team are going to be available to give tips on how to play like a pro, as well as sign autographs and take pictures. We'll even have a goaltending legend take the ice to take on shots in Sterling Slade, the one time McBride winner who retired prematurely after a couple of disappointing seasons.

All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $7328.99. You'll get to attend two games, join practices with the incredible alumni who will be involved and get to stay three nights in the greatest hotel in New York -- Motel 6. At the end, you'll get your own customized jersey and a full suit of gear. Then the very last day, you'll get one-on-one fighting lessons with Sulak O'Hritea and Niklaus St. Croix, two of the greatest fighters in Rage history. You may even get souvenir bruises to show off to all your loved ones. You won't want to miss this!

An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.

Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!

GOING DOWN IN STYLE. TOAST4LYFE

LordBirdman · 12-09-2020, 07:22 PM

The Colorado Raptors Fantasy Camp is a unique one, giving both older weirdos a chance to live their dream of playing for a juniors team as well as younger prospects a chance to shine and potentially even earn a contract. The price tag for non-junior eligible prospects typically costs $100,000 for the 2 day experience and includes an authentic Raptors jersey, two 1-hour scrimmages (with proof of health insurance), and team Lego set. It costs $500 for potential juniors prospects and those players get the same as the above, in addition to two on-ice and off-ice skill sessions.

As a juniors team, most of the Colorado Raptors most famous alumni are too well paid by their SHL teams to bother showing up to Denver for the experience – other than the closing dinner bonanza which turns into a wild party. A more recent offering, past years have seen former Raptor stars like Cassius Darrow, Bo Kane, Simothy Drunkebird, and Sven Svenson show up to the closing dinner and have too much fun. Simothy Drunkebird is usually getting far too drunk and egging on everyone else to do the same.

Raptors

Moreorless89 · 12-09-2020, 08:20 PM

Well hello there, Luffy Richard here to make your wildest dreams come true! That's right, Luffy Richard's fantasy camp is now a go! this unofficial, non-sanctioned event, is bringing you all the inside hockey awesomeness you can shake a lamb's tail at. You will have a three-night stay in my roommate's room where you can bunk with other like-minded rich folk wanting to see what life is like for the lowest-paid player on a professional Simulation team. You will get to see the Toronto North Stars play a Great Lakes division rival who will no doubt ruin the experience by winning ten to one. You will get to see my practice, and I practice the most because I'm terrible. That right there is worth double the value because I have extra special help from the defensive coaches who are still trying to teach me how to skate backward. You will get my game-worn gear that you will have to wash your self. So get out those coin-purses and hand over your gold for the Luffy Richard Fantasy Camp. I cannot guarantee that you will survive, but that's hockey amiright?

treant · 12-09-2020, 10:08 PM

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Toivo · 12-09-2020, 11:49 PM

The Atlanta Inferno are holding their inaugural fantasy camp. The team doesn’t have too many alumni so there will be a few but it will be a sort of discounted fantasy camp due to the lack of alumni. A lot of these attendees are real characters, they typically live their lives in fantasy all the time, so it makes perfect sense for these marks to take up the Atlanta Inferno’s slightly discounted on account of a lack of alumni, fantasy camp. To make up, the Inferno are going to make some great perks and amenities, such as warm towels and team branded water bottles. Simply put, this fantasy camp is the ultimate experience for the biggest Atlanta Inferno fans out there. It’s always hard to tease a surprise and not give it away, but there are hints that the fantasy camp will incorporate burning down a building (not the Inferno’s arena) as a team building exercise where camp attendees will either assist in the burning down or putting out of the fire.

Velevra · 12-10-2020, 12:22 AM

The Chicago Syndicate S57 Fantasy camp is back this season for the low price of $9,999 USD! The camp will take place over the upcoming long weekend and feature 4 days of extravagant fun for the most die hard of Syndicate fans! Included in the package is a three night stay at a motel 6, An on-ice practice and dressing room tour led by Chicago Syndicate Alumni Luke Atmey and Fredrich Koenig, and lunch with your favourite Smeb (can be upgrade for a low price of another $100 for lunch with one of the Syndicate captains Corey Kennedy, Lallo Selman, or Martijn Westbroek). Fans will also receive a signed Chicago Syndicate jersey signed by the whole team! Lastly fans will get front row seats to back to back games versus the Buffalo Stampede (both guaranteed to go to Overtime in typical Chicago and Buffalo Fashion). All fans who attend will also be entered for the chance to win a mystery box. What’s in the mystery box? Who knows but you can buy another entry ticket for just $100 a ticket!

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