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grok · 12-11-2020, 02:10 PM

the seattle argonauts are excited to announce their inaugural fantasy camp! for only $500 per person per day, you can enjoy a pro experience with the argonauts' current players and up and coming prospects. learn to stop a wrap-around with the white hot rookie thor odinson, deke out the defensemen with leading scorer bo kane, or take some slapshot target practice with tig murphy, the team's only alumni!

the best part about fantasy camp is that you get a shot at the team too! every skater at fantasy camp will be evaluated by our scouting team just like a real tryout. it's fun for the whole family, and definitely not a desperate attempt to get fresh bodies for the third line. we would never cash in on an open tryout! that's nonsense. where did you get that idea? haha!

seattle argonauts fantasy camp: an authentic and definitely not entrapping experience with your favorite expansion team (or, at least, your second favorite)

damienj10 · 12-11-2020, 02:11 PM

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canes2112 · 12-11-2020, 02:40 PM

For the low price of $2000, you can experience what it is truly like to be a part of the Carolina Kraken. The three day event will include multiple practices with alumni that can attend as well as a meet and greet with the current team. Food and hotel room will be provided. The pinnacle non hockey event will be the Carolina BBQ sampler where you taste test the different BBQ styles of the Carolinas. This will be done at the arena with alumni who choose to participate. On the last day, there will be a game where participants are divided into teams to play with some of the alumni. The participants will be able to take home their game used sticks and have time for autographs on their game worn jersey as souvenirs. At a later date in the season, the participants will be welcomed back and recognized at a Kraken home game to advertise for future occasions of this event.

spooked · 12-11-2020, 02:59 PM

Coming brand new this SHL season is the Minnesota Monarchs Fantasy Camp experience, where some of our most dedicated fans will get to experience the day-to-day life of all the best players side-by-side with some of the most legendary names in Minnesota SHL Hockey history! Experience on-ice practice live with the likes of Eero Hamalienan, play pickup hockey with Alonzo Garbanzo, and spend some time on the massage bench with Eero Niemi. If you're a fan of the Monarchs, you cannot find anything like this anywhere else or anytime else. In addition to the on-ice enjoyment, you will receive a trio of game tickets on the road for an all expenses paid week-long trip through the west coast road games, where you can watch all the games from near-to-the-bench seats, while spending your days shopping, on the beach, or doing whatever else you could imagine! You will also receive a pair of jerseys, one home, one away, of our new branded jerseys with the name and number of your choice on each! 183

***Ohtaay*** · 12-11-2020, 03:18 PM

This is going to be a co hosted camp between the Texas Renegades, and the Anchorage Armada, as current captain of the Armada reached out to Texas who he will be playing for next season to lend some players to make an appearance at his camp.

Anchorage Focused:

TURG TURG HUG: Now everyone thinks Turg is a dangerous wild man, well after last season and finishing the season with zero penalties minutes many were shocked. At this weekends camp TURG will be giving out free hugs for who ever attends.

Petrov or Petrov: To this day, not many people know the difference between the two Petrov brothers. The Petrov brothers will take you on the ice this weekend and give you some quick tips in skating circles around the opponent, and how to put the puck in the back of the net.

Texas Focus:

Andreas Kvalheim: He is just there to raise the profile of the event to be honest, to have a superstar like Kvalheim people will pay the price of admission just for a picture.

Noah Brusky: I known Green bay Packer fan, he will be handing out his local cheese heads for people to wear while at the event.

This fantasy camp is one of the most affordable, and thats mostly because you aren't taking much home with you. For a low price of $69.00 you can spend the weekend exploring the camp grounds and meeting some of your favorite players.

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***JKortesi81*** · 12-11-2020, 03:44 PM

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***honkerrs*** · 12-11-2020, 04:05 PM

The Toronto North Stars marketing team has been thinking a lot lately on how to turn dud defenseman Axel Meszaros into more of a fan favorite. Their preliminary market research on player popularity showed that he was quite significantly lower popularity wise than any other player (surprisingly even Scoochie Stratton). To help fix this they decided to host a fan camp revolved around Axel and to pump up the fans for the coming season and future of the franchise. First thing would be that the event would have to be free because no one is going to want to pay to see Axel. The event would be Friday and Saturday and contain events such as "come get on the ice with Axel and see if you are able to knock down this slow moving mass of a human". If you would be able to you would get some sweet North Stars swag. The event will also feature his grandmother speaking because she was the only person who believed him in getting to the SHL when he was growing up. Nothing to sway the mind of questioning fans as an innocent grandmother telling nice stories. I'm sure this event would be a big success and have Axel jerseys as the top Toronto jerseys for years to come.

Kraagenskul · 12-11-2020, 04:13 PM

VANCOUVER WHALERS' FANTASY CAMP!

The Whalers are hosting an exciting fantasy camp for our richer clientele, because hey, somebody needs to part them with their money it might as well be us! This is the chance of a lifetime to spend lots of money a few days at your favorite rink with some of your favorite contractually obligated to be there players! Come see the Four-Star-Trophy and enjoy skating in front of an empty arena but feel like it's the real thing!

This season will feature:

A custom Whalers jersey with your choice of number and name.
Matching team colored Cooperalls!
Three On Ice Practices and two games with team alumni.
A two night stay at the Fairmount Hotel, includes transportation to and from.
Three meals!
Your own spot in the Whalers' locker room.
A picture with the Four Star trophy.
A kayak ride with Zebulon Leavitt (kayaks included)
And a luxury suite game against Detroit!

Visiting Alumni/Players include:
Theo Morgan

Tokek Takshak
Sven Yxskaft
Ryosuke Sato
[Name Redacted]

Devin Basher

All yours for just $4550!

Ronniewalker · 12-11-2020, 04:39 PM

The Anchorage Armada Fantasy Camp awaits You! On day one You will be welcomed and get to meet and greet the current Armada players and celebrated Armada alumni on a decommissioned genuine battleship turned exotic hotel-restaurant in the port of Anchorage. There you can decide whether to finally buy Ass that infamous pint or instead stand him up like Gabe did, at your own peril, of course! Before dinner You may face off against fresh alumni Bork Lazer in a wrestling match on the battleship’s helo-deck! After dinner try your hand at blasting pucks at alumni goalie Scoochie Stratton with the ship’s anti-aircraft cannon, competing against Armada alumni Bojo Biscuit and fresh co-GM Igor Victory for who can hit Scoochie more than the net behind him when he keeps twisting and swirving away like he does! Then awaits a hot russian style night on the town with the Brothers Petrov!
Day two will help fix your hangover when Lemo Pihl and TURG TURG take you out into the Alaskan wilderness to tour the areas where the Armada Hunger Games took place. (Anorak, hiking boots and canteen provided by the team. Possible overnight event!)
Day three (if Lemo and TURG get you back from the woods in one piece) will give you a tour of Sullivan Center along with the chance to participate in a practice session with the team ahead of the evening’s game against the one of the Armada’s fiercest nemesis, the Carolina Kraken. You will also get to view the game from the VIP lounge with food and drinks provided.

Sigs by sulovilen , Ragnar , supertardis101 , Leviadan , High Stick King , Carpy & KaleSalad

S69 Challenge Cup Champion - Philadelphia Forge Forge

S59 & S62 Challenge Cup Champion - Texas Renegades

S57 Four Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada Armada

S57 & S58 WJC / S62, S64 & S66 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Finland Finland

After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D

- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.

- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...

- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!

TEX @ MAN, S59 game 31

JstMaro · 12-11-2020, 05:05 PM

Quebec City Citadels are announcing their first ever fantasy camp in theirs three year history. Duration of camp is only one day, but that day will be packed. Early in the morning you will get a chance to eat breakfast with teams manager Evok. Breakfast will be light because one hour after breakfast you will put on your skates and go icing (2 hours) with whit whole team. After 30 min chance to chat and take photos with players early lunch will be served. After lunch there will be 2 hours rest and in that time you will be able to pick one game from teams history and watch it on big screen TV. In the afternoon there will be shooting training and 3 guys will be able to put on goalie suits while others will shoot. For this session Smith, Maro, Kevens and B. Petrov will help with passing, shooting and goaltending advices. In the evening there will be chance to pick any seat in arena for home match against Nevada.
Hurry up and sign for fantasy camp as there are only 14 free spots. You can select price (must be above 500$). QCC jersey with your name and number on it will be sent with mail one week after fantasy camp.

Fitted2106 · 12-11-2020, 06:36 PM

The tampa bay barracuda are having there first ever fantasy camp that's open to the public. Come meet such legends as flacko lagerfield and kristaps ball. Many more as well as current cuda like michael fitted and tom fiddler. Bring the family out as we will have fun for the kids and family while good ole dad trys his best with that beer gut to lug the biscuit around the ice. It's fun for all ages at the tampa expo center three miles from the rink. All proceeds go to charity and we have many activitys such as live scrimmage, skills competition, one on one drills and many more with our alumni serving as coaches. This is a great opportunity to meet hall of Famer and current cuda players who would wanna miss out on that? It's all happening this week downtown in tampa so book your stay and get your ticket. Still wondering if you should go? We will have a lifesize abacus cuddles beanbag ti giveaway so get your butt down here!

Fluw · 12-11-2020, 08:02 PM

Oh man here we go get ready guys for the SMJHL COLORADO RAPTOR EXTINCTION EVENT! Where all the old dino fossils back to Colorado to give the fans a nice show, and reconnect with old teammates. Sorry to the older raptors out there that were on the team prior to my time, I am way too lazy to do my research so I kept it to people I know. The attendees for this years extinction event was as follows:
YOUR FOSSILS: (I am way too lazy today to add more).

Lord Raiden
JURT
Sven Svensson
Gudmundur Kristjansson
Mack Daddy

Attendees to the event will be given there very own extinction event jersey featuring asteroids, volcanic eruptions and a fossilized raptor skeleton as the logo. Fans will get to meet with the former fossils from the team, snap a few pictures and then watch the fossils go at it one last time on the rink. Worst fossil gets named a herbivore, and that is that. Finally the night ends on a high note as everyone in the crowd gets invited to the Jurassic Burger in the square and everyone gets a Tyrannosaurus Burger, and Colossal shake on the house! Really is a night to remember.

reid · 12-11-2020, 08:11 PM

The Detroit Falcons would like to welcome anyone to come to their S57 fantasy camp! In this exclusive experience, you get to spend a week with your favourite Falcons players and alumni, and really experience what it is like to be in their shoes for a week. Included is a 5 night stay in the abandoned meth lab in downtown Detroit that all the falcons players stay in... the SKREE house. This meth lab is the nicest on the block, and you can go to sleep looking at the leaky holes in the ceiling, or the old stained S53 champs posters on the wall. You can also have the experience of doing a practice session with our GMs nour and mutedfaith! A bonus for all the Falcons diehards is a drunk Tiggie Smalls in the stands telling everyone who will listen about "back in his day..." and "now when I was the GM here..." while also getting triggered whenever he sees the Scottie Crawfling jerseys. Notable alumni attending are Reid Sutherland, Magnus Liljestrom, and Karlo Kekkonen, although rumour has it that Detroit management lied and told them there was free candy, which is why they are coming. For a low low price of 50M SHL buckz this could be your opportunity! Then maybe Detroit can affort to actually pay their players something, who knows.

Kyamprac · 12-11-2020, 11:28 PM

This year, the Vancouver Whalers are introducing a new Fantasy Camp in celebration of the team’s accomplishments over the last couple of seasons. This camp is available to kids of all ages, and promises to give fans more reasons to love their local hockey team.

For the price of $800 (before taxes), the Vancouver Whalers Fantasy camp includes:

• Three nights accommodation at Hotel BLU in downtown Vancouver;
• An exclusive meet and greet dinner with the Season 56 Four Star Cup winners and the opportunity to have your photo taken lifting the Cup yourself;
• The opportunity to practice on the ice with current Vancouver Whalers players in your very own Whalers kit, that can go home with you after the camp;
• The opportunity to attend two back-to-back home games on one of the best seats in the house – the player’s bench; and
• A special one-on-one “day with a Whaler” of your choice.

30% of the proceeds generated from the Camp will be donated to the BC Children’s Hospital Foundation.

**.bojo** · 12-12-2020, 12:30 AM

Bojo Biscuit, Beaujeaux Biscuit, and Pojo Biscuit are starting up a fantasay camp called "Cookin' it with da Biscuits" where players will be forced to engage in a series of events to determine if they can both shoot a puck and cook a delicious bojangles biscuit. Alright, bear with me now, I know you're lost about what the hell I'm talking about. So basically the more powerful your shot, the more likely your biscuits will be delicious with the sweet buttery texture. This is just the biscuit itself, no extra ingredients like chicken or jam. Basically we start off at a golf course driving range hitting the ball as far as you possibly can. The furtherst shot gets a point. Next up they go to the kitchen and cook as many biscuits as possible with no worries about the taste just yet. Next day the winners of both contests do an arm wrestling match and he is declared sailor scout of the day for the camp, where they can wave a wand and a delicous bojangles biscuit comes into view. The rest is a secret, that you'll just have to attend to figure out, but as a hint it involves a bag of cheetos, two hookers, and 3 free trainings for the SHL.

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